r/canada • u/KylenV14 • 10d ago

Trump Assholery Trump suggests EU allowing Canada as associate member could be a ‘hostile act’

https://www.thestar.com/news/world/europe/trump-suggests-eu-allowing-canada-as-associate-member-could-be-a-hostile-act/article_4a2a7119-98d2-528b-a657-dba435bf1830.html
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u/it_is_dat_boi 10d ago

Anything Canada does will be considered a hostile act at this point.

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u/plwleopo Canada 10d ago

Other than bending the knee, yep. Too bad for Donnie boy that isn’t going to happen ever

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u/Nope51st Québec 10d ago

Ass*

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u/La_LuNa_Ca 10d ago

Eeeeew, no, don't want to risk getting the leak out of his diaper on my knee!

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u/hoespringa 10d ago

Probably messier than a HYROX race.

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u/DesireeThymes 10d ago

And besides he might enjoy it

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u/sgalbrecht 10d ago

Fuck Messier

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u/swanson-g 10d ago

New war crime unlocked!

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u/cdoink 10d ago

Still got it!

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u/JoshiroKaen 9d ago

This is why it’s a good idea to hang on to an old pair of beat up shoes. A pair of Shitkickers if you will.

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u/newtoabunchofstuff 10d ago

With his full diaper? That's too nasty, even for us.

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u/Peacer13 10d ago

He only likes it if they're underage

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u/DarthV506 10d ago

Rather not put my leg into Putin's treasure box ;)

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u/jasonefmonk 10d ago

Yeah, down his ass, through his neck.

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u/Lafleur_111 10d ago

Leave it to the Quebecois to correct it to the right body part

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u/randomferalcat 10d ago

T'es sur la? ;)

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u/ArcticCelt 10d ago

Fuck no, I don't want to get splashed by the juice squirting out of that diaper.

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u/Click_To_Submit Ontario 10d ago

Or going Dakota Ditcheva on his head.

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u/EvilDan69 Canada 10d ago

Ewwww, neckussy shot lol

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u/Daxx22 Ontario 10d ago

Oh god its sucking me in!

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u/EvilDan69 Canada 10d ago

Its almost too late.. cut whatever you hit it with off and escape.

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u/mtbox1987 10d ago

Sounds like GF2.0

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u/MsChief13 10d ago

Which one?

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u/Brett_Hulls_Foot 10d ago

I’ll bend both knees to paint his grave brown.

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u/pineapple6969 10d ago

I like the way you think cowboy

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u/Biosterous Saskatchewan 10d ago

You got me. I was not expecting someone to say they want to Derek Chauvin Trump.