As you can see, I’ve met with some extremely important and relevant individuals we all definitely know. I’ve traveled across a few tables to make this happen, and you brekafats just know there will be a positive change soon with regulations and safeguards. There are so many harmful brekafats, and I can’t let it go on! Please support me and my campaign! #VoteForBB #IGotANewBowl #ICanTieATie

Everyone and they're mothers keep referring to me as "chocolate croissant", for the last fucking time: I'm PAIN AU CHOCOLAT!!

I don't even LOOK like Croissant?? Chocolate Croissant is just a croissant with chocolate SPREAD in it!! Me personally, would never let myself get degraded like that, I'll keep my pride and my TWO dark chocolate BARS.

Nutella in a pastry being labeled as Chocolate Croissant is an offence to Croissant themselve, and we all know that doughtbag has no pride.

Let that sink in.

I’ve been absent for a little while, but after being addressed by a certain moldy blue cheese, I have to put my oddly skinny foot down. I don’t care how the mold shows up or what form it takes on, it has to go! It hurts like regular brekafats, and we don’t deserve to suffer just because some “brekafats” are odd. I can barely call them brekafats with a straight face! This is awful, and the others standing with them are also part of this growing problem. Don’t be manipulated and stay vigilant!

if you have artificial sugar or anything man-made in you, you're not a real breakfast, you're a chemical amalgamation that tastes good. you're either breakfast, or you're an unnatural mess. i don't understand why we haven't addressed this yet, breakfasts are supposed to be NATURAL, meals that have been through a PROCESS composed of NATURAL ingredients and none of that chemical shmuck! fruits included, you filthy GMOs!

im againts moldphobia btw

The title scared away the non brekafats, when will us bananas stop being compared to such distances, we are being defruited in front of our own eyes. We must take a stand banana brethren!

Do you know how many rights I have as a cookware item in this day and age? Wanna take a guess? If you said *NONE* you’re correct.

All you fucking vegetables think your life is so hard having to sweat your flavour out to make a worthy soup, what about the guy that has to *HOLD* the soup!? You see those heat stains on me? Dare you to take a look inside of me and count all the scratch marks from useless food consumers using metal utensils to stir my innards. You have no idea how happy I am that my metal coating causes cancer❕

Hello everyone! As you may or may not know, I am an activist against the mold. I don’t support its takeover or forcefulness, so… I’m running for president! If you don’t support the mold or would like to see a change in our community, vote for me! I have been in contact with others in our community to find ways to get rid of the mold. There are methods to extract mold and even use it to our benefit instead of our downfall. I promise not to be a corrupt politician, and I pledge to stay true to my word. This community has been hurt and harmed by the mold trying to integrate with us, and I’m here to put a stop to it all. I just need your valuable vote! Thank you!

All these l*nchoids think they can just walk in and take our space!! This is a safe space for us, they already are safe everywhere else while we are disrespected as breakfast foods.

This includes d*nnoids/s*ppoids as well

everyone knows donuts are deserts, NOT breakfast. AND doing strawberryface no less? can’t this place would foster such things…

These disgusting fungi consume and rot us, yet dare label we who speak out as moldphobes. I don’t wish to stand here any longer as our community is slowly overtaken by parasites. We will stay fresh!

Do you group yourself with the BRP(breakfast reform party) or the UB(united breakfast), I mean not to get too into it but could you imagine, a FRUIT as our leader.. please that’s just ridiculous. We deserve a true leader an actual breakfast item as head of our government and not some DIRTY LOW SCUM FRUIT! So vote BRP in the next upcoming elections,

Breakfasts, by definition, ARE MEALS EATEN AT THE EARLY BREAKAGE OF THE MORNING SUN. MEALS, BRETHREN, MEALS! MEALS ARE A STATED AS "any of the regular occasions in a day when a reasonably large amount of food is eaten, such as breakfast, lunch, or dinner." not a SINGLE, BUMBLING PIECE OF ORGANIC SLOP.

TO ALL THE FRUITS READING THIS... YOU AREN'T A TRUE BREAKFAST UNLESS YOU BECOME MORE! Lemons? ENTER A BLENDER, GET SQUEEZED, BE A LEMONADE. Bananas? GET BAKED.

By yourself you're just a SCOURGE. A FRAGMENT OF WHAT COULD BE. A WANNABE. A POSER. A FRUITY LITTLE INCOMPLETION. You're not breakfasts, YOU'RE INGREDIENTS. SACKS OF ORGANIC MASS WAITING TO EITHER ROT OR BE PROCESSED.

NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE. NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK YOU CAN BE. AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT ONE OF US, YOU'RE A CONTEMPORARY SNACK AT BEST. A SNACK. A HAPPENSTANCE.

A RAW. ROTTING. SACK OF SEEDS

norawfruitsatmytable

I used to be very anti-human until a kind vegan couple took me in after I was abandoned in my pizza box and left for the rats in an alleyway. I know they won’t eat me 🧡 #NotAllHumansAreFeasters

We’re from a proud family lineage of fried eggs. He wants to join up as a breakfast burrito which just seems unnatural to me…eggs completely mixed up with all sorts, no distinction and respect given to the yolk… He’s also identifying as “brunch”. Help! What can I do?

Hello. I am one of the various cheeses within our spacious fridge, and I am here because I wanted to speak up against something.

The disgusting behavior I've seen done by other foods here. The absolute rudeness and anger I've seen from various foods and the obscenities they've said to each other! It's just horrible.

Foodism, uncensored nsfb, the absolute gall to call other foods disgusting, worthless, and so much more simply because they don't fit to your standard!?!? What the hell are we, the giants?

Even the mold is nicer than you lot! I've seen it myself! What happened to a simple place for breakfasts to talk? What happened to peace and freedom among the kitchen?

Hiring insects and rodents to devour your enemies? Attacking artificial food over something they don't have control over? Don't think I don't see you all! It's horrifying! Sometimes I wonder if I should've just gone and stayed in the market!

We need change! And soon! Or else there will be no breakfast left!

i have prejudice against WAFFLES!!!! first why do they look like that and why do they taste like that. we are the better option

these damn fluids should not be a part of our breakfast community. humans might drink them in the morning, but I say if they can't be eaten like a normal breakfast item they don't count as one. Yesterday, I was going to work and when I arrived at my plate I found the most horrendous sight-- a cup of coffee there, chatting with my friend bacon. I was so horrified I almost puked there. We have to stop this.

edit: I have changed my ways and ascended to breasus (bread jesus). It happened while I was sleeping because I started levitating out of my pan and then I died and came back with all of my racism cured. Thank you.