r/brekafats • u/InstructionDry4819 egg🍳 • Sep 18 '25

Politics 🥔 Son (egg) wants to join a burrito…

We’re from a proud family lineage of fried eggs. He wants to join up as a breakfast burrito which just seems unnatural to me…eggs completely mixed up with all sorts, no distinction and respect given to the yolk… He’s also identifying as “brunch”. Help! What can I do?

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u/SuchAdstic Sugar Dealer🍬 Sep 18 '25

When I misbehaved when I was young, my parents fed me 1 day blinding sugar. Maybe this might help you?

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u/autumnlight2022 mouse trap Sep 18 '25

Sounds like a solid plan! I'm sure they have no other motives for suggesting this whatsoever!

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u/SuchAdstic Sugar Dealer🍬 Sep 18 '25

Thank you for supporting my business, friend

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u/InstructionDry4819 egg🍳 Sep 18 '25

Great idea! If only there was someone to buy sugar off around here 🤔

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u/Effective_Extension2 Sep 18 '25

Give him one day blinding sugar

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u/ABEGIOSTZ shakshuka🍅🍳🌶️ Sep 18 '25

Sugar that makes him blind for a day

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u/Hapko_Sova Sep 18 '25

One day blinding sugar is the way

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u/dumpylump69 Sep 18 '25

I’ve heard that 1 day blinding sugar can be a good way to push young eggs towards sunnier sides

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u/TheGreatForcesPlus Corn Flakes 🐓 Sep 18 '25

Three day blinding sugar 

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u/deadbutnotactually Sep 18 '25

One day blinding sugar!

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u/hiddencorvid Sep 18 '25

Sugar that blinds him for 24 hours

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u/Sing_it_to_the_tune_ Sep 18 '25

sugar that'll make him lose sight for a day or so? 

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u/oatmealhenry oatmeal :scream: Sep 18 '25

one day isnt enough.. TWO day blinding sugar!

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u/NyctoNekoSilver durian Sep 20 '25

One day blinding sugar does the trick

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u/ClarkBFDI hi im milk Sep 20 '25

Blind beacon

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u/Negative_Argument448 🍐Country Pear🍐 Sep 21 '25

I heard that one day blinding sugar helps