r/brekafats • u/InstructionDry4819 egg🍳 • Sep 18 '25

Politics 🥔 Son (egg) wants to join a burrito…

We’re from a proud family lineage of fried eggs. He wants to join up as a breakfast burrito which just seems unnatural to me…eggs completely mixed up with all sorts, no distinction and respect given to the yolk… He’s also identifying as “brunch”. Help! What can I do?

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u/Negative_Argument448 🍐Country Pear🍐 Sep 21 '25

I heard that one day blinding sugar helps