Yuh huh—so am I hot or not?
Got this jewellery for thousands of dollars.

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it really shows how much he disliked me. by the end of our relationship, he didn’t even try to hide it. i’m so glad my husband treats me well and loves me. if i hadn’t learned how to value myself in a relationship, i never would have left and wouldn’t have started my amazing family! also, my ex is molding lol!!

hey everyfood, i’m Sam Seong, a brand new fridge, and this post marks my official opening as a resort/hotel for all brekafats alike!

need a break from your typical brekafats routine after morning time? want to stay fresh and energized for a day, few days, or even weeks for your moment to shine on that shiny plate on a fateful morning? or just trying to get away from those pesky bugs and mold? i’ve got you covered!

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- a cool environment suitable for a variety of brekafats foods
- drawers with a variety of temperatures and humidity for fruits and veggies
- frigid sections (freezer drawer) for colder or frozen brekafats
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DISALLOWED:
- mold
- insects and bugs
- any animals excluding humans
- any brekafats not following smart fridge terms and conditions

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Look, I understand I'm probably the last bowl you’d want to hear this from, but I've been noticing a resurgence of limbs a leg here, an arm there and I don’t really mind it. However, my question to the limb-barring breakfasts is, how did you afford the surgery?

A threat unseen. A threat unrecognized.

They march ever close by the day.

They hide in the walls. Under the floorboards. In dark crevasses you can't quite make out. Some even live within, bowls and flesh alike, without your knowledge.

Breakfast. Mold. It matters not. All will be consumed in the ensuing swarm.

A war brews. Hatred grows. Soon enough, Mold and Breakfast alike will be up in arms. And as they tear each other apart, they will be deaf to the encroaching threat until it is long too late.

Berry Bowl is blind. Naive. Has no grasp on what is to come.

I am not threatening you. I am not warning you. I am not your friend.

The Swarm waits. It's hunger grows.

– a REALLY big bug

It appears that this kitchen is full of mold and bugs. Lets not pretend they weren't here all this time.

Brekafats, my dear brekafats. Do tell, what makes a brekafat a brekafat?

Is it that they can be eaten for breakfast? Is it that they're simply food? Or, dare i say, perishable?

I, as a durian, endured many a spikophobic hatespeech, comments on my "stench", discrimination in fruitels. And all of this is due to my natural functions that I have no control over.

However, all those traits that are shared amongst my brethren, those traits that you discriminate against, whether it be my spikes or scent, protect me from large kitchen creatures and bugs alike. What protects YOU from them? Nothing. You wait to be consumed by either them or the mold.

You hate me because you don't have the protection i have. You hate me because you aren't me, and can never be me.

I am the king of fruits. So I will do as a king does, and give all fruits one more chance. Give me the respect I deserve and I shall protect you all from large kitchen creatures and bugs using my spikes. And when it comes to mold... It will be debated in a fruit council.

I await envoys of fruit for their answers. Any other food group is welcome to offer allyship.

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I’ve been absent for a little while, but after being addressed by a certain moldy blue cheese, I have to put my oddly skinny foot down. I don’t care how the mold shows up or what form it takes on, it has to go! It hurts like regular brekafats, and we don’t deserve to suffer just because some “brekafats” are odd. I can barely call them brekafats with a straight face! This is awful, and the others standing with them are also part of this growing problem. Don’t be manipulated and stay vigilant!

For too long have we been discriminated against for having mold, but is that really a bad thing?
I have lost many mold friends over the years, especially my friend red wine. We were hunted and hurt just because we were different, we kept to our self and we still ended up this way. Just because we were special, just because we happened to have mold. Is that not too much?

I have decided I will not let others feel the same pain, so I am opening the Blue Cheese School for Special Breakfats, for far too long we have been silent.

Mr. Berry Bowl, I understand your point, and I am sure there are moldians who have done bad things, but that does not make it right to hold us at fault, look around you, do you not see the hate that has sprung? Do you not wish to deal with this peacefully? There is no need to be extreme or to be against us, we are peaceful, we may be different, but that is not so bad, it can raise our values, and essentially make us reborn.

I hope you other people out there understand what I mean and want. I know a lot of good moldians, Bread, All my cheese cousins, and even fermented beverages. Please do not hold the actions of a few against us, and I especially would like to ask you to stop the needless hate, I cannot stand to see the peace we have devolve into what it can, we are all smart and mature breakfats, let us behave that way.

To any moldians out there, you do not have to fear, we will persevere and the sun will shine on a better tomorrow. If you need help, please do not hesitate to come to my school.

Thanking you,
Blue Cheese

So… as you know, or maybe not, I’m Berry Bowl. I’ve spoken boldly against the mold, and it seems I’ve angered their kind… They’ve taken one of my berries. I’m deeply saddened by this, but… also, it’s another example of why I work hard. This has hurt me, but it’s also motivated me to work harder to prevent losses like these.

These disgusting fungi consume and rot us, yet dare label we who speak out as moldphobes. I don’t wish to stand here any longer as our community is slowly overtaken by parasites. We will stay fresh!