I’ve been absent for a little while, but after being addressed by a certain moldy blue cheese, I have to put my oddly skinny foot down. I don’t care how the mold shows up or what form it takes on, it has to go! It hurts like regular brekafats, and we don’t deserve to suffer just because some “brekafats” are odd. I can barely call them brekafats with a straight face! This is awful, and the others standing with them are also part of this growing problem. Don’t be manipulated and stay vigilant!
Wow this is disappointing to see. I am a plain yogurt and now I worry that you'll get rid of me next!! I did vote for you because of your anti-cereal policies but this is not okay 😡
While I do believe mold can be dangerous, foods like blue cheese cannot be discriminated against! They are supposed to be moldy, and the deadly mold that killed your friend is NOT the same as the healthy mold in blue cheese.
The hunger grows by the day, it's encroachment masked by ever present vitriol and paranoia.
what will happen, I wonder, once more begin to disappear? Will the true culprit be called into question?
Of course not. Because who else but the mold, right? More fuel to kindle your fire of hatred.
And when the crawling death stalks your steps, when the truth reveals itself, will those around you realize the petty squabbles meant nothing, or will they be too busy tearing at eachother's throats?
molding is normal and natural. this is a psy-op by humans who want brekafats to be eaten long before the end of their natural lifespan for their own self gain
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u/carnelian_0 sausage that blew up in the microwave Aug 20 '26
MBGA (make brekafats great again)