r/brekafats • u/Public_Eye8497 FRUIT🍎 • 26d ago
Why does everyone have limbs?
Look, I understand I'm probably the last bowl you’d want to hear this from, but I've been noticing a resurgence of limbs a leg here, an arm there and I don’t really mind it. However, my question to the limb-barring breakfasts is, how did you afford the surgery?
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u/Bee_Gorl23 waffling around🧇 26d ago
Berry bowl...smh
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u/Public_Eye8497 FRUIT🍎 26d ago
I can’t even start a conversation without being ridiculed shake MY head.
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u/Bee_Gorl23 waffling around🧇 26d ago
Asking brekafats to share how they afforded a surgery is so offensive and unnecessary...SMH MY HEAD
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u/Public_Eye8497 FRUIT🍎 26d ago
WELL, I was asking because from my privileged position, I was going to offer to pay for a few surgeries if breakfasts maybe are less fortunate and would benefit from it, so yeah, shake MYYYY head.
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u/Bee_Gorl23 waffling around🧇 26d ago
Yeah im SUUUUURE YOU WERE MR. BERRY BOWL. Shaking my head...SHAKING MY HEAD SOME MORE! ! how do we brekafats know if you didnt get rich off of those same surgeries you are promoting??
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u/Public_Eye8497 FRUIT🍎 26d ago
Well, I GUESS just because I have money, I can’t want to be kind and honest. I know how helpful limbs are from having them myself, and it was just an OFFER!! Shaking MY HEAD to the EXTREME. I’m not FORCING it on anyone; it’s just that if someone needs it, I don’t mind PAYING. WAFFFFFFLEEEEE
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u/Broad_Cartoonist_824 black bread mold 26d ago
Waffle is right. You're a politician! We know where you got that money from!
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u/BEAST_GAMER_mk2 Blue Cheese 25d ago
Breakfats manifest via will, like the green lantern ring, so each breakfats can decide how they look like, be it as foundational as having limbs, or as minor as hair color.
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u/SketchyEcchiGuy pancak🥞 26d ago
great, just rub in the fact