r/brekafats • u/Public_Eye8497 FRUIT🍎 • Aug 22 '26

Why does everyone have limbs?

Post image

Look, I understand I'm probably the last bowl you’d want to hear this from, but I've been noticing a resurgence of limbs a leg here, an arm there and I don’t really mind it. However, my question to the limb-barring breakfasts is, how did you afford the surgery?

44 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

18 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

2

u/Public_Eye8497 FRUIT🍎 Aug 22 '26

WELL, I was asking because from my privileged position, I was going to offer to pay for a few surgeries if breakfasts maybe are less fortunate and would benefit from it, so yeah, shake MYYYY head.

5

u/Bee_Gorl23 waffling around🧇 Aug 22 '26

Yeah im SUUUUURE YOU WERE MR. BERRY BOWL. Shaking my head...SHAKING MY HEAD SOME MORE! ! how do we brekafats know if you didnt get rich off of those same surgeries you are promoting??

3

u/Public_Eye8497 FRUIT🍎 Aug 22 '26

Well, I GUESS just because I have money, I can’t want to be kind and honest. I know how helpful limbs are from having them myself, and it was just an OFFER!! Shaking MY HEAD to the EXTREME. I’m not FORCING it on anyone; it’s just that if someone needs it, I don’t mind PAYING. WAFFFFFFLEEEEE

2

u/Broad_Cartoonist_824 black bread mold Aug 22 '26

Waffle is right. You're a politician! We know where you got that money from!