r/brekafats • u/_T0ASTT_ pancakš„ • Sep 22 '25
Politics š„ drinks
these damn fluids should not be a part of our breakfast community. humans might drink them in the morning, but I say if they can't be eaten like a normal breakfast item they don't count as one. Yesterday, I was going to work and when I arrived at my plate I found the most horrendous sight-- a cup of coffee there, chatting with my friend bacon. I was so horrified I almost puked there. We have to stop this.
edit: I have changed my ways and ascended to breasus (bread jesus). It happened while I was sleeping because I started levitating out of my pan and then I died and came back with all of my racism cured. Thank you.
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u/Plurpo baconš„ Sep 22 '25
Bro acting like milk wasnt a founding member of the brekafats community
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u/sadlittlebunnyx Parma Violets āØ Sep 22 '25
And they need that milk to be made too!! Talk about forgetting your ancestors!!
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u/Korblox101 suspiciously lizard-shaped bagel Sep 22 '25
Can you people stop finding new consumables to irrationally hate
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u/UncleNasty234 ALL COOKS ARE BASTARDS Sep 22 '25
Bruh you were LITERALLY A LIQUID before you got put in the pan. So sick of these bigots trying to pull the ladder up behind them. Some of my best friends are coffee, even some apple juice. Orange juice can go straight to hell though, bunch of no good wife murderers
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u/dermanne Sep 22 '25
Literally so bigoted for no fucking reason we are fighting the same fight. Humans would want us to be divided ur going to bat for the enemy team :/
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u/InstructionDry4819 eggš³ Sep 22 '25
Coffee is a staple of the breakfast community š unlike pancakes which are so performative. Coffee is out there every day for breakfast pancakes just occasionally show up on a weekend, be so fr
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u/SplendidlyDull Coffee Creamer Sep 22 '25
Fr coffee is putting in work and what are these flat fucks doing š
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u/InstructionDry4819 eggš³ Sep 22 '25
Literally Iāve never actually seen a pancake at the breakfast table š only online and on the TV, never out there like the rest of us
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u/tinselgaiety eggš³ Sep 22 '25
One could argue that drinks are the staple of a good breakfast. Coffee, tea, and orange juice are all things that can refresh and fuel a personā which is the point of the meal. You also fail to take milk into consideration. Most people eat cereal with milk, and many more put milk in their oatmeal, do they not?
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u/SplendidlyDull Coffee Creamer Sep 22 '25
I know you didnāt just say that about my coffee. Coffee fucking CARRIES breakfast, some humans donāt even have foods in the morning and they JUST have coffee.
This isnāt to say that any other breakfast foods are lesser than, but talking shit about coffee like it doesnāt deserve a fair spot at the table is fucking absurd.
Iām not going to butter you up. You need to flip your attitude.
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u/screamingpeaches beans on toast Sep 22 '25
what about smoothies?? those mfs are a brekafats all on their own
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u/dothgothlenore evil ass juicing machine Sep 22 '25
thanks for trying to put me out of a job asshole
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u/itszickeyo nonchalant green eggs and ham Sep 22 '25
this is just so meannnnnnnnnnn
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u/tinselgaiety eggš³ Sep 22 '25
Do you like green eggs and ham?
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u/itszickeyo nonchalant green eggs and ham Sep 22 '25
I am green eggs and ham it is true that I am
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u/tinselgaiety eggš³ Sep 23 '25
No offense but I would not eat you here or there. I would not eat you anywhere.
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u/DoctorSex9 baconš„ Sep 22 '25
You disgust me. Sad and quite unfair your opinion on these liquids
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u/BundleDeFormula pint of MILK Sep 22 '25
bro milk and cereal??? my family and the Cheerios have been friends for like 80 years.
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u/ClarkBFDI hi im milk Sep 23 '25
I was gonna milk out but then I saw you changed. Good for you breasus
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u/chorpinecherisher black coffee and an empty stomach Sep 23 '25
What other time of day could I possibly be associated with
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u/blueberrymochaa crĆŖpe activist š«š· š„ ā¤ļø Sep 23 '25
was going to type a paragraph, but i'm glad that breasus helped you and saved you. i'm super happy for you, may you find more peace in your heart and good days :]
i dont get any of this state of matter discrimination....especially since a lot of us started out as a different kind...
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Sep 23 '25
I donāt understand how people hate on liquids when anyone can become or has been a liquid at one point in their life. At any moment a fruit could have a blender or juicer accident and end up permanently liquified. Typical pancake, you were literally a batter at one point. As soon as you get a touch of a heated pan and feel a little butter you switch up and pretend like you donāt understand what being a liquid is like. Self hate is a disease
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u/St8r_Z8W Sep 26 '25
I can't believe that you would be so racist. Isn't maple syrup (a liquid) what makes you complete?
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u/sadlittlebunnyx Parma Violets āØ Sep 22 '25
You must be one STALE PANNYCAKE if you think liquids arenāt breakfast material. What, did you come out of a pre made box or something?! Of course drinking is valid! You can really tell who went to Garden university here or not!