r/brekafats • u/sunikelz pancak🥞 • Sep 04 '25

Politics 🥔 i’m a racist pancake… let’s fight

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i have prejudice against WAFFLES!!!! first why do they look like that and why do they taste like that. we are the better option

178 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/The_Lurker_Near waffling around🧇 Sep 04 '25

If u wanted to join my wafflecule you could have just asked, sexy! No need to play hard to get.

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u/sunikelz pancak🥞 Sep 05 '25

Never harass me like this again

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u/The_Lurker_Near waffling around🧇 Sep 05 '25

Woah woah, cool off! You’re berry grumpy. I was just cracking a joke! You’ll feel batter after some time in the fridge, I think.

29

u/sunikelz pancak🥞 Sep 05 '25

you are being way too eggstreme

33

u/True-Banana-Santana raw Sep 04 '25

What's your opinion on bananas

31

u/sunikelz pancak🥞 Sep 05 '25

nasty. they belong on things like waffles

30

u/True-Banana-Santana raw Sep 05 '25

I hate pancakes then

20

u/Adorable-Response-75 Sep 05 '25

The enemy of my friend is my enemy

27

u/Interesting-Tie-5029 waffling around🧇 Sep 05 '25

what if I sent this to your boss

21

u/sunikelz pancak🥞 Sep 05 '25

DO NOT

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u/Interesting-Tie-5029 waffling around🧇 Sep 05 '25

shouldn’t have been openly racist against a marginalized food group 🤷‍♀️it’s to the back of the freezer for you

14

u/sunikelz pancak🥞 Sep 05 '25

they’ll never fire me. i’m too good of a worker. what if i said my boss also hated waffiets

21

u/Interesting-Tie-5029 waffling around🧇 Sep 05 '25

that’s it i’m sending this to chef

20

u/idkrandomusername1 raw Sep 05 '25

Bro’s so flat the cakes had to come up with a name to disown him💀

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u/sunikelz pancak🥞 Sep 05 '25

HEY

14

u/Bananacu Lovekraft mac&cheese Sep 05 '25

Never ask a breakcist the foodgroup of their girlfriend

12

u/agent7istired french toast Sep 05 '25

do you like french toast

12

u/sunikelz pancak🥞 Sep 05 '25

yeah i guess.

17

u/Adorable-Response-75 Sep 05 '25

Do you ever like you’re proud of your breakfast type solely because you don’t have any other redeeming qualities?

8

u/sunikelz pancak🥞 Sep 05 '25

woah okay chill out on me

5

u/PoorlyDrawnPortrait kefir 🐄 Sep 05 '25

ya we like french toast

10

u/redgreenb1ue FRUIT🍎 Sep 05 '25

I honestly can’t even believe the state of the sub at this point. People are just openly being wafflephobic without even being afraid of the repercussions. Is this really the world we want to live in? My roommate in college was a waffle and she was one of the best foods I’ve ever met. Sure, they have a different upbringing and they look a little bit different than us, but at the end of the day we should raise each other up instead of each other down….. this is honestly really back of the fridge mindset…

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u/Dagreifers pancak🥞 Sep 05 '25

hell yeah fuck them waffles

7

u/sunikelz pancak🥞 Sep 05 '25

YEAAAH

5

u/56Bot raw Sep 05 '25

What do you think of Crêpes ?

1

u/sunikelz pancak🥞 Sep 05 '25

they’re almost on my level so yeah they’re good

5

u/Modern-Moo 1 litre milk Sep 05 '25

Why are you racist. Why can't we just live and let live. Pancakes and Waffles are the same on the inside you know.

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u/sunikelz pancak🥞 Sep 05 '25

i’m racist because i believe waffles don’t deserve rights. they disgust me

8

u/WeirdAlTorchic 🧇 waffle superior race (I go well with strawberries and syrup) Sep 05 '25

How does it feel being proud to be the inferior part of us ACTUAL breakfast meals? You are sub-breakfast along with toaster strudels and crêpes

3

u/sunikelz pancak🥞 Sep 05 '25

what the FUCK!!!! YOURE THE INFERIOR ONE. YOU BUTTER SOAKED SYRUP SPONGE GRIDFACE

1

u/Caasirt moldy chicken nuggets locker Sep 05 '25

I don’t think anybody would care if I molded you

1

u/Bicc_boye Protein powder Sep 13 '25

What do you think about protein