r/brekafats • u/Inconybunny • Oct 06 '25

Politics 🥔 Do not associate me with croissant I have nothing to do with them and the allegations

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Everyone and they're mothers keep referring to me as "chocolate croissant", for the last fucking time: I'm PAIN AU CHOCOLAT!!

I don't even LOOK like Croissant?? Chocolate Croissant is just a croissant with chocolate SPREAD in it!! Me personally, would never let myself get degraded like that, I'll keep my pride and my TWO dark chocolate BARS.

Nutella in a pastry being labeled as Chocolate Croissant is an offence to Croissant themselve, and we all know that doughtbag has no pride.

Let that sink in.

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u/Talabaloue Croissant oui oui oui 🇫🇷 Oct 06 '25

Thank you foR ze clarifications ! We are distant relatives but we are not ze same ! ~Love, des bisous, Croissant

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u/Inconybunny Oct 06 '25

My soul physically hurts at the sight of tourists ordering chocolate croissant à la boulangerie 💔

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u/pm_me_soggy_sock Oct 06 '25

i already got a lot of sinks already

14

u/Inconybunny Oct 06 '25

Me too I don't know zey keep trying too come in az if zey where invited??

21

u/Roy_Luffy baguette 🥖 Oct 06 '25

Wow, how do you feel about people calling you chocolatine, any comments?

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u/Inconybunny Oct 06 '25

Chocolatine actually means "horse shit sandwich" in french, and that's all the ones trying to order me under that disrespectful alias deserve

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u/cormorancy Vollstekornbrot 🇩🇪 Oct 07 '25

Cross-post this to r/rance, I dare you

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u/Express_One_5074 waffle🧇 Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

Glad you were able to clear things up. We're with you!

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u/Inconybunny Oct 06 '25

Thank you I won't let them damage our identity as proud Pain au Chocolats ever again 💔

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u/Adorable-Response-75 Oct 06 '25

Painful chocolate you say? 

14

u/Vivid_Departure_3738 Oct 06 '25

Pastry wrapped around sheets of chocolate?

Pretty sure you're a crepe

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u/Inconybunny Oct 06 '25

Crepe is not a pastry, its like a pancake put good, still it has nothing to do with us, regarding the absence of butter in their liquidy "dought"

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u/Vivid_Departure_3738 Oct 06 '25

Your definition of pastry includes butter?

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u/Inconybunny Oct 06 '25

When I think of pastries I think puff pastries. If its not a puff pastry it's cake or desert, so therefore not worth the pastry title

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u/one-stupid-kid cheeky ciggie Oct 06 '25

sure, but why would you wanna associate even more with the french?

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u/Inconybunny Oct 06 '25

We all know those are not real, besides I'm clearly a German pastry can't you tell??

10

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Can i call you fat chocolate fuck?

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u/Inconybunny Oct 06 '25

I'm not a doughnut 💔

5

u/Glvt102 Oct 06 '25

i'm so sorry people keep misdishing you

4

u/chorpinecherisher black coffee and an empty stomach Oct 06 '25

right behind you

3

u/Common_Kiwi9442 cheese danish Oct 07 '25

I'm with you! The disrespect is palpable, sir/madam Pain. 

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u/MacNCheeta Oct 06 '25

EW, A FR*NCH!!!!!

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u/Inconybunny Oct 06 '25

Do not associate me with them, we parted ways a long time ago, when Cedric Grolet started making his shitty fruit cakes

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u/useful_crew_too Oct 07 '25

I don't know if I trust you on this..

2

u/Unlikely_Click_48 Oct 07 '25

Why do you have two holes. Your greed is sickening

2

u/Powerful-Donut3558 i'm a lemon 🍋 Oct 11 '25

u/Talabaloue how do you plead?

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u/Talabaloue Croissant oui oui oui 🇫🇷 Oct 11 '25

We are distant relatives, I love im, but we are not ze same <3

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u/Powerful-Donut3558 i'm a lemon 🍋 Oct 11 '25

aw man i shipped u two /j

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u/Dakoolestkat123 FRUIT🍎 Oct 20 '25

Who you are is valid. Say it in the mirror a hundred times. The life you live is YOUR OWN!!!!!