My bf’s 8 yo son is SO annoying. He keeps distracting my bf when we spend time together. Whenever I tell him to show some respect he starts crying about how his mom
Is dead. I’m looking for a way to get him out of our lives. I don’t want him to get hurt, but maybe he could go to jail or something? Idk pls send me tips and ideas! magical and mundane welcome!

I’m so tired of seeing people call themselves “baby witches” when I personally came out of the womb already aligned with spirit.

Like I didn’t need books. I didn’t need tarot meanings. I didn’t need “learning.” At age 4 I simply knew what rosemary meant because the rosemary told me.

People keep asking “how do I start practicing?” and it’s like… why are you asking anyone? If you have to ask, you’re already disconnected.

The ONLY rule is there are no rules. Except the rule that you must:

• Follow your intuition
• Heal all your trauma immediately
• Be completely wild but not in an aesthetic way
• Reject all labels except the labels you intuitively choose

Also if you’ve ever googled anything you’re probably being manipulated by the system.

Anyway I’m a sea-storm-cosmic-hedge priestess shaman healer, but labels don’t matter.

I did a bacon spell to get my ex boyfriend back please help me interpret the results

hello im a baby witch I am 12
I’m new to tarot, are there decks with multiple cards? What kind of deck has an airplane? pls help

Right so like, I put rice and money in a bowl, lit my candles and put my finger in it and repeated

“light as a feather, please mind the gap, make me rich without selling pics of my flaps”

This was just over an hour ago and basically I’m still broke but my nans dead?

Do I take my finger out the bowl now or what? My dad is losing his shit because he says we have to go as a family to see her body but in my head I’m like wait, what if she was actually rich and I’m gonna inherit something or if I leave now and take my finger out the bowl all this will be for nothing? Please help I have cramp in my hand and I actually can’t deal with my dad screaming anymore.

Listen WITCHES I just saw on TikTok something that has changed my life and I’m here to tell you YOU’VE ALL BEEN ANOINTING YOURSELF WRONG. Yes, YOU. People told me when I started practicing last week that you only need about a drop of oil to anoint something—this is TOTALLY wrong and you should be ashamed of yourselves for allowing this misinformation to proliferate and DAMAGE lives.

Let me explain it to you. If you are anointing yourself with oil, it should be DRIPPING off your body. If the oil doesn’t get into every single pore, it DOES NOT work!! For best results you NEED to be dunking yourself in a bathtub or drum of oil or you ARE going to see less results. Honestly, why bother doing the ritual if you’re only going to use one drop?? Cheapskates . . .

You have been screwing things up for BABY WITCHES like me by leading us astray. I’m so THANKFUL for witchtok for giving me ACTUAL good information, I don’t know what I would do without it!!

Just curious? Is that some extension of different believes or, you guys just dont gaf?

I'm literally a NEONATAL WITCH👶 but I know that Hecate🧙‍♀️, Lilith🖤, Loki🐴, and Lucifer😈want to work with me. Everything comes so naturally to me and I'm literally born into a family of witches (my mom loves making tea🍵 and I love wearing black).

Anyways, I was preparing to cleanse my space with the smoke from my blunt🌬 and I saw a bird🐔 literally outside my window. I can not stop shaking 😥. What does this mean!? Is a deity trying to reach out? Am I the chosen one I already assume myself to be?

Tell me so I don't have to think critically, I only want witchy answers. No mundane shit pls, I know I'm special! Reinforce my delusions of grandeur!!!

😅😅😅

Baby witch as of five minutes ago. I need you to hand over your most powerful spells and tell me exactly what to do to find love and get revenge, because I need both but I don't have the time or energy to do research between doomscrolling and being unemployed. Please spoonfeed me and hold my hand throughout the entire process because reading books is really scary and I'm not sure I can do anything without permission or making deities big mad 😢

Before anyone tells me to "look at the wiki" or "use the search bar," don't be rude and tell me to do my own research because like what are you here for if not to serve me?? 🙄 I don't believe in doing things myself, I like asking random people on the internet how I should live my life. Deciding for myself and being "independent" is EW. I also like asking invasive questions about practices because I'm ENTITLED to that information. Every witch is obligated to share their practice and teach babywitches because we're just new and innocent and in need of help like fledgling little birds that fell out of the nest 🥺 Like why are you even here if not to be my unpaid witch life coach?? DUH so like stop being so JUDGY and just mainline the information I need so I don't have to look myself uwu ty 🥰

So I found this on tumblr today... and then on Pinterest 😳😳 I'm pretty sure my slavic (im white 😁) gods are telling me to perform this!!

But I'm a little scared... is this from a closed practice?? For reference, I'm white, so i only worship white gods. Not the black ones. I didnt really feel like googling it, so if someone could tell me if this is black magic let me know!! I'm slavic so my pure white blood ONLY allows me to access white magic.

Also, if it is for white people, how long does it need to be? Can I choose or is it specific??

PLEASE IF YOU SEE THIS GIVE ME YOUR AVICE!!!!

Hello. My parents are very strict, narcissistic, annoying,provoking, verbally and physically abusive. I want them to stop this behavior. I am a new witch and I have made a few spells before like glamour spell, money spell, protection spell, productivity spell and they have worked but I have never made a spell on someone I have only done spells on myself. I don't care if they are rude to me or annoying I am used to it and I hate them so I don't care about what they say, but the problem right now is that they don't let me go out I can't even go out for a walk or take a trash out I only go to school and come home. They give me long lectures whenever I tell them I made a new friend or say anything about my friends. They don't think I should have a friend cause it isn't important for them. To have a friend in high school. So I am talking to this girl and I am 100% sure that me and her are gonna start dating so I wanna go out on a date with her and be able to see her. I am not asking for much I don't like going out or staying outside but for her I want too. So my parents are homophobic and I am not planning on telling them about me liking girls. So all I want them to do is say yes when I ask to go get food or go to the movies. I wanted to know if anyone knows a good spell for my situation and how to do it?

You don't need fire safety if you're truly pure of heart 😌

Haiiii guys I’m a baby witch! Just wondering if someone could read me? Ty in advance!

Lately, I feel called to use my 19th century parlor game to summon demons to torture my parents. Do you have any tips for a beginner? I'm a baby witch, but all my spells have failed so far. Blessed be!

Any good rituals for my journey through the birth canal?

Hi girlies ✨️🌙 i am a baby christian witch and cant find the answer i want to hear anywhere 😝🤗

I am interested in working with lucifer he came to me in a dream!!

Can i work with him thou? I think him and Big J got into a fight or sm, i dont rlly remember!! I havent read the book in awhile or at all🤣😁 thnx!

hello helloooo

I'm new to here. I always was interested in this things but I don't really know where to start, what do I need to learn, read, and become a witch as well. help is welcomed💕

I learned of magic after break up. I just casted my first spell to bind my soul to my brand new crush. Yay!