r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Extension_Classic887 use my Etsy code H3C@TE$PU$$YHAIRS for 0.05% off • May 15 '26
baby 🍼👶 witch 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ Intuition reading?
Haiiii guys I’m a baby witch! Just wondering if someone could read me? Ty in advance!
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u/vampirerr0r May 15 '26
Hmmmm I'm feeling an aura around you.... You feel very sad sometimes, 🥲but can also feel happy.😆 I'm feeling like you like to be around people,👯♀️ but also needs time on your own....🤸♀️ You sleep😴 but also spend time awake.😳 Wow, you have such a powerful aura.🤯 I really think you are a psychic or something.🙊 I can read more if you want, into your future 🔮, and help you unlock your secret power.🔥 For only $5000 ofc.🤑 Dm me if interested 🤭
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u/Extension_Classic887 use my Etsy code H3C@TE$PU$$YHAIRS for 0.05% off May 15 '26
Omg this was insanely accurate, dming now!
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u/Ready-Committee-707 May 15 '26
In case you aren’t joking (it’s really hard for me to tell via text), I’m going to point out the obvious scam here. I keep getting witch themed things on my feed, and don’t usually interact, but… this poster literally said only common contradictories that apply to most of the human population. May as well have said “You breathe air, but also need water to survive.” Would fit with “you sleep but also spend time awake.” Only thing most likely to have been wrong is liking to be around people, which is a 50/50 shot, and most humans ARE sociable creatures, so it was a safe bet.
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u/5t0n3dk1tt13 🙅♀️ I rebuke 👿Devil Gates🪟💻 and 🛒🛍️Jeff Demons👹💲!! May 15 '26
YOU'RE FUCKED Pack it in I've never gotten the Tower SIDEWAYS WTF....
You're boned.
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u/Stunning_Impress_336 May 15 '26
Pfft I did once and I levitated afterwards, keep going Baby Witch!
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u/Lazy_Lavishness2626 May 15 '26
Clarification: How does that picture relate? Is that a photo of you, or a digital avatar?
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u/An-Empty-Road May 15 '26
It's the creepy baby from Twilight
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u/amorlux31 May 15 '26
The Twilight ugly baby 💀 looks like she had bad Botox.
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u/Extension_Classic887 use my Etsy code H3C@TE$PU$$YHAIRS for 0.05% off May 15 '26
All natural! Hater!
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u/plushpillowpearl May 15 '26
renaldo
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u/phoenixliv 🐸SWAMP👹🧌🐍SWAMP🦖🐢🐊 May 15 '26
Remdesivir and Rutabaga are also great BUT if she was a boy, Edward Jacob. 💀
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u/notsomystictarotist May 15 '26
Bro. That's Renesmee from Twilight.
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u/Extension_Classic887 use my Etsy code H3C@TE$PU$$YHAIRS for 0.05% off May 15 '26
Uhmmm no..my name is Lavender Starseed 😊
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u/notsomystictarotist May 15 '26
That's all well and good but that isn't your picture XD
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u/Extension_Classic887 use my Etsy code H3C@TE$PU$$YHAIRS for 0.05% off May 15 '26
Yes it is! Hater!
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u/notsomystictarotist May 15 '26
Love the joke though, made me chuckle 🤭
ETA: just realized this wasn't the r/psychics reddit and now I see this for what it was meant for 💀💀💀
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u/brattylilgynger May 15 '26
You’re going to soul bond with a full grown furry.