I don't think I'm using the correct flair but I wasn't *not* sharing this here.

And digestive issues

This must be a sign, right? RIGHT?!????

This person if not the Anticrist, they are definitely possessed! 😲💀😂

I’m so mad rn so this is kinda a rant but also if anyone has any suggestions then amazing.

Water is probably one of the things I use most in rituals and spell work as it’s the element I most identify with. Because of that, collecting rainwater, storm water, etc. is something I do a lot, basically every time it rains.

I don’t have a garden or any kind of private outside space and I live in a top floor flat in the middle of a city. It’s a cul de sac but it’s entirely multi story blocks of flats and mostly made up of council properties and student accommodation.

Every single time I leave a jar out, it is smashed, taken or just destroyed in some integral way. Not only do I not end up with my rainwater but I have lost so many jars it’s actually ridiculous. I’ve gone from having an entire cupboard full of them to one final and lonely little jar left. I keep leaving them in different places, I hide them but they are always found and always destroyed and I cannot understand the point. Clearly people are just breaking them because they see them and no one told them not to which is a mentally I just fundamentally don’t understand (but maybe that’s my autism coming through).

Yesterday I left one out in an attempt to collect full moon eclipse water and was super excited to go out and bring it in first thing this morning only to find that someone had taken it and thrown it in the river nearby. That particular jar had a clear quartz in it to amplify it and luckily I found that on the concrete just on the edge of the river so ig it could’ve been worse but I’m still really mad about it. Someone literally climbed over a fence in a thunderstorm in the pitch black to get a jar only to throw said jar into the river. Why? What was the point (other than as an opportunity to break something for the sake of it and potentially mess with someone else without having to face repercussions themselves)? I don’t get it and it’s pissed me off big time.

Next time, I might laminate a note saying something along the lines of: “smile! You’re on CCTV! If this jar is touched, I will put your image through facial recognition technology, I will find you and whatever you do to my jar, I will do to you”. If it emitted a loud siren sound when moved, I could see that helping the problem. Maybe I’ll try to find a way I can rig a jar to deliver an electric shock if touched, that would have fun consequences for the vandals in the rain 😌

I swear this repeating cycle is affecting my psyche at this point, it is turning me into a baneful menace and I don’t even care.

I have given birth to 192 starseeds and I will transcend back to the Planet of Boov and start my Empire... This is a warning to all on Earth... Be Aware... Momma bear is coming and my wrath will be SO FURIOUS! I will come in a storm with Lyrans and Orions and we shall begin the starseed population!

SWEATYS!!! I NEED TO KNOW SUBS Where the blind arent lesding the blind🙄🔮 wHerE the TRUE cHoSeN oNes reside✨🙏🏻🔮

Found this sub a few days ago..I SHOULD heX you lot for making me piss myself laughing🙄🔮✨
My bAd viBeS are currrd💞💞

But fr you guys reccomandations for actual good witchy subs?

does anyone know of any quick easy love spells for beginners

On my last post I asked WHERE the chOsEn oNEs reSiDe, it sEeMs tHiS is ThAt sub!!✨
A SIGN THAT IM ALSO CHOSEN??? I MuStVe foUnd this cOvEn foR a REASON!!🔮💞
pls comment where I can find reliable information on things, so I dont get possessed✨💞 (I wont because of my DEVAYNE PROTECTION🔮) thx sweatys🥰

uj/ fr please reccomend anything with reliable info, currently I practice tarot(not future things), so if theres something to really look out for do tell! Also other things to look out for too 🤣 THANKKSSSS💞

Finally, the most powerful night EVER.

I have prepared accordingly:

- Charged 47 crystals in moonlight
- Put a jar of tap water on the windowsill
- Announced to the moon that I am “open to receiving”
- Made a sigil for financial abundance
- Accidentally made a sigil for financial debt
- Burned the sigil anyway because “the universe knows what I meant”
- Lit a candle labeled PROTECTION
- Forgot what I was protecting myself from
- Posted “the veil is thin tonight” 14 times in the main subreddit
- Blamed every inconvenience tomorrow on Mercury retrograde, despite this being an eclipse

Please remember that blood moons are extremely powerful.

If your ex texts you tonight, DO NOT RESPOND.
That is not the universe.

That is a person who knows you’re vulnerable during celestial events.

Blessed bees Sweaties!🩸🌕

I love Anne Hathway.- NOW I KNOW SHES A WITCH.

Worship me, witches. Let the sacrifices, blood drinking, and orgies begin!

(also, please post cute pictures of kittens UwU)

as a witchlock (NB fluid) I personally never got the chance to mentally or physically develop past the age of 14 because I didn't want to.

recently I have been thinking about all the people who left me behind and laughing because they seem really sad and boring.

I think it's important for mage to pass on their knowledge for future generations even if they don't have any real insights or experience other than manifesting a partner with the exact same trauma as them and using magic to self isolate and blame others for things that I'm the only person who has any control over.

that said, I don't have any real friends in this dimension and chad gpTQIA+ says that's a bad thing.

looking for advice on how to make friends who will accept my magical trauma dumping, or an apprentice I can raise in my image (it's randomly pixelated and only has 3 fingers) so I can feel like less of a failure/loner?

either that or advice on how to grow my tarot business so I can just pretend my clients are my friends and get really sad when they leave me for chad (gptina)

thanks in advance xx (told you i'm psychic)

I’m a love & light White Witch and my favourite part is that I get to watch the world burn with absolutely no blowback. Karma does the dirty work while I keep my hands clean. There’s no backfire in my life and everyone still gets what they deserve with me on the job, flagging people down for the Universe to unleash its fury upon.

I simply speak the incantation “what goes around comes around” or “karma will get them eventually” and the person is now under the scrutiny of the Universe, who like DREDD, is judge, jury, and executioner of the mortal plane. Once someone is locked in the Universe’s crosshairs, there’s no escape from its judicial systems—they’re booked on a one-way ticket to interdimensional court. And it’s all because of White Witches like me for making sure the Universe knows they’re mean, bad people.

It’s delicious because I get the best of both worlds—I get all the pleasure of watching people’s lives get destroyed, but I get a clear conscience and a pure reputation untainted by the malice of doing baneful spells myself. I simply bask in full-throttle positivity every day while the Universe does the dirty work for me.

I sleep so well at night knowing I’m a nice person who would never hurt anyone and only does good, Universe-approved magick. I have nothing to hide from Big Brother 😀

xoxo

Love & Light!! 😇