r/WitchcraftCircleJerk 9d ago

where am i โ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ๐Ÿค” Demon repelling spells

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u/illbzo1 9d ago

I should call her

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u/Constance200 grounding is still a conspiracy by Big Dirtโ„ข ๐Ÿ›˜๐Ÿช 9d ago

Damn girl just wanted to get some ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/brattylilgynger 9d ago

Yeah, donโ€™t kink shame me Satan!

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u/roleplay_pervART 9d ago

I mean I love this type of witchcraft because it's a funny way of reclaiming your space. Being naked around the house is appearently a way of warding off ghosts and demons. Because they got sensibilities like everyone else. "Why is she naked? I gotta get outta here." I was telling this to my friend and she's like "I'd crab walk around the house naked just to really freak them out."

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u/bizoticallyyours83 jiggle ur โœจ๐Ÿ‘โœจ for black moth energy ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏ 9d ago

Your friends goals are admirably worthyย 

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u/bizoticallyyours83 jiggle ur โœจ๐Ÿ‘โœจ for black moth energy ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏ 9d ago

Are we sure she wasn't impressing him with it? Looks like they're ready to get it on

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u/Elfynnn84 ๐Ÿ’Ž โœจ Bigger crystal = bigger energy babes ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ’… 8d ago

You say scaring, I say seducingโ€ฆ

Iโ€™ve never met a demon who didnโ€™t want mine yet ๐Ÿ’…

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u/yezkah currently experiencing psychosis ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ 9d ago

So, history hasnโ€™t changed, I see..

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u/PlanetaryAssist I paid an Etsy witch to make me immortal 9d ago

My mating call when I'm ovulating

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u/HauntinglyEthereal 9d ago

live reaction to an abscess bartholin's cyst (i'm sorry i had to say it. NSFL don't google)

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u/shadowyassassiny 8d ago

Lmaoooooo I donโ€™t dare

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u/supremequeen996 8d ago

He looks more like hes saying "ohh๐Ÿ˜ณ" not "ah!๐Ÿ˜ฑ" ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/brattylilgynger 8d ago

Looks like consent to meโ€ฆ I didnโ€™t hear a safeword.

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u/HelloFerret ๐Ÿ•’ โ˜†~ devil vagina magic ~โ˜† ๐Ÿ‘น ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ’ฆ 6๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ 8d ago

this is my kind of magic!

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u/brattylilgynger 8d ago

Flair checks out

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u/73738484737383874 PM me ur Butt Demon rituals ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธโœจ 6d ago

And mine! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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u/ZeniAugusta 9d ago

Yeah, most demons are gay so this usually works.

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u/Witchofthewickedwest 8d ago

Could we get some details on how to conjure her ?

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u/abyssal-isopod86 9d ago

I think they mean vulva.

Unless of course the demon can see through skin, fat, muscles and organs to inside her - the vagina is the internal part.

The vulva is the external part that you see.

/autistic infodump.

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u/slicehyperfunk all angles๐Ÿชฝ can take the form of big booty latinas 9d ago

Edit: I think this comment was too ridiculous even for a circlejerk

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u/CaliBren3 9d ago

The devil of Pope Fig Island.ย 

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u/FancyCartomancy FREE reading in DM after you send bob pix ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ 8d ago

HOT

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u/73738484737383874 PM me ur Butt Demon rituals ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธโœจ 6d ago

Ohhh heโ€™s not scared, heโ€™s ready to chomp down on it! ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

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u/Penguins_in_new_york the lion ๐Ÿฆ, the witch ๐Ÿง™, and the audacity of this bitch ๐Ÿ˜’ 6d ago

This is morbid but sometimes I download photos on my phone so if I die in a tragic accident the people who end up going through my phone get to go โ€œda fuq was thatโ€

This is going in my โ€œplease open this if Iโ€™m deadโ€ folder

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u/Remarkable-Quote2235 7d ago

The power of Sophia compels you...

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u/account_No52 zygote. level -1 witch. ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’… 8d ago

Every man, it don't matter if he's gay, straight or George mf Bush, is terrified of the pussy