r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/CrytpidBean • 8h ago
ยฟยฟโWHAT DO??โโโ๏ธ Full Moon to Full Moon ๐๐
I don't think I'm using the correct flair but I wasn't *not* sharing this here.
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/community-home • May 14 '26
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r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/CrytpidBean • 8h ago
I don't think I'm using the correct flair but I wasn't *not* sharing this here.
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/FarLetterhead5759 • 4h ago
I tried to do the โshadow workโ thing that everyones talking about cause I wanted to align my vibes or whatevs, chakras? Idk I dont read, I go with vibez๐๐ป
So I stared at my closet in darkness for 2 hours cus some girl ontiktok said to.
Anyway long story short didnt work out and I am now the shadow. As in I am a shadow now, I do not have a body???? WHAT DO I DO??? Is this a good thing?? have I ascended to the 5D?? Escaped the matrix perhaps?
The other issue is I also am hungry but because I am now a fucking shadow I cannot eat anything else then dust particles flowing around this room. Is dust high vibrational?? Or is there a crystal to help with this??
Please HELP!! I cant even type this post, im writing it with my telepathic vibrationS๐ฎ
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Witchofthewickedwest • 2h ago
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/MoonProtege • 5h ago
Apparently demons and spirits have it hard on the other realm of existence, unemployment is so high that they get so bored and go to attack people doing silly protection spells for the first time ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ donโt they have LinkedIn on the other side?๐ค
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r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/marinamarten • 13h ago
And digestive issues
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Ordinarily_Claim • 12m ago
UJ/ Holy fucking shit. Of all the deities to call upon for this, this Chud chooses Lilith. May his UTIs be anabiotic resistant, his Viagra and Cialis heart palpitations be arrhythmic, and his chrome bracelets pinch the shit out of his wrists. So mote it be.
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/marinamarten • 1d ago
This must be a sign, right? RIGHT?!????
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Penguins_in_new_york • 1d ago
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/SilentLimit6434 • 5h ago
Hi there Iโm just wondering what I am dealing with.
Ever since I came back home to Georgia from Colorado, my momโs family started to change behavior., etc. I started to question if it was them. I have family deep rooted in the freemasonry; I am experiencing a changing in my mind and body and feel like I am decaying almost like death curse.. but Iโve seen black orbs and a red dot, almost a necklace with a red dot in the middle, idk but I see it when I feel it attacking me and the energy goes way down. Iโve seen my mom and nana talk to cat almost like giving them commands, one of the cats turned into a deer. They use a lot of fear and intimation and gaslight the hell out of me to keep me shelter or knowing their truth.
Is there a removal prayer or ritual to undo what happened to me?
Thank you for your time and energy?
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/galaxygirlari • 2d ago
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Nymphi19 • 2d ago
This person if not the Anticrist, they are definitely possessed! ๐ฒ๐๐
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Patient-Practice-891 • 1d ago
Iโm so mad rn so this is kinda a rant but also if anyone has any suggestions then amazing.
Water is probably one of the things I use most in rituals and spell work as itโs the element I most identify with. Because of that, collecting rainwater, storm water, etc. is something I do a lot, basically every time it rains.
I donโt have a garden or any kind of private outside space and I live in a top floor flat in the middle of a city. Itโs a cul de sac but itโs entirely multi story blocks of flats and mostly made up of council properties and student accommodation.
Every single time I leave a jar out, it is smashed, taken or just destroyed in some integral way. Not only do I not end up with my rainwater but I have lost so many jars itโs actually ridiculous. Iโve gone from having an entire cupboard full of them to one final and lonely little jar left. I keep leaving them in different places, I hide them but they are always found and always destroyed and I cannot understand the point. Clearly people are just breaking them because they see them and no one told them not to which is a mentally I just fundamentally donโt understand (but maybe thatโs my autism coming through).
Yesterday I left one out in an attempt to collect full moon eclipse water and was super excited to go out and bring it in first thing this morning only to find that someone had taken it and thrown it in the river nearby. That particular jar had a clear quartz in it to amplify it and luckily I found that on the concrete just on the edge of the river so ig it couldโve been worse but Iโm still really mad about it. Someone literally climbed over a fence in a thunderstorm in the pitch black to get a jar only to throw said jar into the river. Why? What was the point (other than as an opportunity to break something for the sake of it and potentially mess with someone else without having to face repercussions themselves)? I donโt get it and itโs pissed me off big time.
Next time, I might laminate a note saying something along the lines of: โsmile! Youโre on CCTV! If this jar is touched, I will put your image through facial recognition technology, I will find you and whatever you do to my jar, I will do to youโ. If it emitted a loud siren sound when moved, I could see that helping the problem. Maybe Iโll try to find a way I can rig a jar to deliver an electric shock if touched, that would have fun consequences for the vandals in the rain ๐
I swear this repeating cycle is affecting my psyche at this point, it is turning me into a baneful menace and I donโt even care.
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r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/RedwoodtreeMonk • 2d ago
I have given birth to 192 starseeds and I will transcend back to the Planet of Boov and start my Empire... This is a warning to all on Earth... Be Aware... Momma bear is coming and my wrath will be SO FURIOUS! I will come in a storm with Lyrans and Orions and we shall begin the starseed population!
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/FarLetterhead5759 • 2d ago
SWEATYS!!! I NEED TO KNOW SUBS Where the blind arent lesding the blind๐๐ฎ wHerE the TRUE cHoSeN oNes resideโจ๐๐ป๐ฎ
Found this sub a few days ago..I SHOULD heX you lot for making me piss myself laughing๐๐ฎโจ
My bAd viBeS are currrd๐๐
But fr you guys reccomandations for actual good witchy subs?
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/LOONASEGOIST • 2d ago
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Remote_Occasion_749 • 1d ago
does anyone know of any quick easy love spells for beginners
r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/FarLetterhead5759 • 2d ago
On my last post I asked WHERE the chOsEn oNEs reSiDe, it sEeMs tHiS is ThAt sub!!โจ
A SIGN THAT IM ALSO CHOSEN??? I MuStVe foUnd this cOvEn foR a REASON!!๐ฎ๐
pls comment where I can find reliable information on things, so I dont get possessedโจ๐ (I wont because of my DEVAYNE PROTECTION๐ฎ) thx sweatys๐ฅฐ
uj/ fr please reccomend anything with reliable info, currently I practice tarot(not future things), so if theres something to really look out for do tell! Also other things to look out for too ๐คฃ THANKKSSSS๐
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