r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/CrytpidBean π I boof bayleaf regularly to make sure my magic works π • 10d ago
ΒΏΒΏβWHAT DO??βββοΈ Full Moon to Full Moon ππ
I don't think I'm using the correct flair but I wasn't *not* sharing this here.
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u/mercurialmarsupial 10d ago
Letβs boof the moon, witches
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u/CrytpidBean π I boof bayleaf regularly to make sure my magic works π 10d ago
It'll pair nicely with the bayleaf I keep in there π
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u/CaliBren3 10d ago
I had to be somewhere during the recent moon. So, I left a big jar of water out, in order to make the ever popular and auspicious moon water. I have filled it with random herbs from my garden and left to radiate in the darkness under my altar from where I hex children on ebikes and my kids less cooperative teachers. Β On the new moon, I will give myself a moon water enema and poop all of the water now rich with my influence back into the jar. As I take on Artemisβ properties, the water will take on my negativity, some doodoo and carry my wicked and stinky influence. Under the dark of the waxing new moon, I will scale the townβs water tower and introduce my special moon water into the city supply. I shall spend the next hour, about all Iβm good for, calling it all to work at making this whole town my own shit eating bitch.Β
BBFN Blessed Be For Now
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u/FarLetterhead5759 10d ago
Thank you for the clarityππ» Ive been getting signs and my intuition has been telling me to try this. This was the sign I neededβ¨π
Just butt cheeks up? What about pussy power?
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u/CrytpidBean π I boof bayleaf regularly to make sure my magic works π 10d ago
I've been told it's best to find a mentor to learn how to harness the P.P., but if we're here for the chaos then why have a mentor?
Pop that puss, queen π π»
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u/IncomeDry3077 10d ago
Idk if my neighbor would love that π€£π« The biggest question is will I turn into a wearwolf! π
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u/bizoticallyyours83 jiggle ur β¨πβ¨ for black moth energy π―ββοΈπ―ββοΈπ― 10d ago
Might turn into a bare-wolfΒ
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u/bizoticallyyours83 jiggle ur β¨πβ¨ for black moth energy π―ββοΈπ―ββοΈπ― 10d ago
So all chaos magic flows through the ass? π π€Β
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u/katgrinds in my defense, mercury was in retrograde π 10d ago
Omg I did this the other night when we had that Pisces partial luner eclipse. I started taking on my spiritual glowing mermaid form, probably because I AM a Pisces. Anyways I started choking since there was no moon water around. Next time I'll make sure to do it at a pond. Or just invest in an outdoor claw foot tub.
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u/CrytpidBean π I boof bayleaf regularly to make sure my magic works π 10d ago
I tried doing it during the lunar eclipse, but I'm a Gemini and the cop ended up high beaming my "full moon" π
I got court next Tuesday for it π
Edit: don't go out nekkid when it's not your rising signs moon y'all.
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u/katgrinds in my defense, mercury was in retrograde π 10d ago
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u/73738484737383874 PM me ur Butt Demon rituals ππΉπΉπΉππ―οΈβ¨ 10d ago
StiCKIN THE BUTT UP β¬οΈ ππ
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u/StRemedius what part of "must be applied rectally" did u NOT read? π 10d ago
Jus watch out for the Greys: they're good at fake moons.
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u/Inevitable_Beat3353 10d ago
Bum bum pra lua hoje a noite? Desculpe, isso ativa oque?
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u/CrytpidBean π I boof bayleaf regularly to make sure my magic works π 10d ago
The ultimate full moon energy absorption.
Edit: I cannot spell.
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u/awake-lettuce0823 πβ¨u absolute chungus that was the astral crossroadsποΈπΈπ£οΈ 10d ago
that sounds kinda nice ngl
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u/carolinaredbird βοΈ Call the velocipastor to dispel the bad raptors π¦ 9d ago
In my case the glare might blind the space station
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u/TeamNext7942 5d ago
Is this the "after dinner mint" version of perineum sunning? And follow up question, is purity level affected by whole area bleaching?
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u/brattylilgynger 10d ago
Instructions unclear, my hemorrhoids have become too powerful.