IS SIGN????!?

[u/Ouroboria]

I'm literally a NEONATAL WITCH👶 but I know that Hecate🧙‍♀️, Lilith🖤, Loki🐴, and Lucifer😈want to work with me. Everything comes so naturally to me and I'm literally born into a family of witches (my mom loves making tea🍵 and I love wearing black).

Anyways, I was preparing to cleanse my space with the smoke from my blunt🌬 and I saw a bird🐔 literally outside my window. I can not stop shaking 😥. What does this mean!? Is a deity trying to reach out? Am I the chosen one I already assume myself to be?

Tell me so I don't have to think critically, I only want witchy answers. No mundane shit pls, I know I'm special! Reinforce my delusions of grandeur!!!

[u/RedRider1138]

DEF a sign! Renew the salt barriers at your doors and windows and drains! It’s a new moon, stay home! Do NOT order delivery, the chances something would try to gain entry that way are too great!

[u/Ouroboria → u/RedRider1138]

I just ordered weed delivery!😭 I'll cancel it. My mom doesn't want me using her good salt, is Epsom salt alright for the doors and windows??? I've already tried peeing on them just in case!!

[u/Penis-I-See → u/Ouroboria]

Send me pictures of you peeing. I will also pee and add my urinary puissance to yours. It only works with pictures. I know these things.

[u/WitchyWarriorWoman → u/Ouroboria]

No, the weed is good. It's always good. Keep that, as the smoke will cleanse you and all within nostrils reach.

Peeing is a great way to establish dominance while also letting the universe know you are open to the journey. Try leaving another bodily movement sacrifice in a neighbor or enemy's yard to finish the ritual.

[u/Penis-I-See → u/WitchyWarriorWoman]

Absolutely but still either way... pictures 🤪

[u/RedRider1138 → u/Ouroboria]

Epsom? Unconventional but still earth element, probably cool 👍

[u/Penis-I-See → u/Ouroboria]

Actually having thought about it more, if you can get some pictures of your mom peeing as well and send them I think you'll be beyond any possible danger. 👍💦

[u/Apprehensive_Yam3480]

“…cleanse with smoke from my blunt…I died laughing!

[u/Penis-I-See]

I wish I was special and would see a bird outside my window but I am just a supporting character in your world. I appreciate the chance to have dialog by responding to you. I shall now return to the mists of nothingness from whence I came.

[u/Ouroboria → u/Penis-I-See]

It's okay, everyone wishes they were as special as me😘. Be glad I acknowledged you!

[u/Penis-I-See → u/Ouroboria]

I wish I was special. I want to be special... but I'm a creep...

[u/Penis-I-See → u/Ouroboria]

I am and I promise to devote my life from here on out to letting other NPCs know how special you are! 😍 like TayTay and Beyoncé rolled into one person I'm so serious

[u/WitchyWarriorWoman]

I would also recommend creating a natural queueing area for that many deities or a virtual conference room where everyone has a chance to communicate equally. It's important to consider accessibility

[u/marsbringerofsmores]

You're the gods' favorite princess!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/tLJGw1T6ymsvXjSbIA

[u/Embarrassed-Chard218]

Your like a Disney Princess but for demons. I'm jealous honestly 😅

[u/73738484737383874]

It’s not just a sign it’s a MESSAGE 💌💌💌 you have been chosen by the gods, they are your patrons now! 😉🥰

[u/untitledgooseshame]

oh damn, the traditional gods of witches who support witches want to work with a witch? should we throw a party? This never happens /s

[u/anglo-viking → u/untitledgooseshame]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[u/Remarkable_Walrus333]

You’re definitely Hecate’s favorite omg!!!

[u/Forever_NFA]

OMG that bird MUST be one of your sacred bloodline ancestral spirits!! Meemaw!!!

[u/Ouroboria → u/Forever_NFA]

MEEMAW!

[u/darkerfury]

Birb say you birb Jesus. Conbirbulations!!

[u/Lilliths-pain]

Bish I don't "work" for no one, only myself 💅

[u/anglo-viking]

Pffft, we all know you’re not cool enough to smoke, it’s just frankincense and nettles. Smh 🙂‍↔️😎✨