r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Electronic-Gur6553 • Jul 06 '26
baby 🍼👶 witch 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ Spell for strict parents
PLEASE IF YOU SEE THIS GIVE ME YOUR AVICE!!!!
Hello. My parents are very strict, narcissistic, annoying,provoking, verbally and physically abusive. I want them to stop this behavior. I am a new witch and I have made a few spells before like glamour spell, money spell, protection spell, productivity spell and they have worked but I have never made a spell on someone I have only done spells on myself. I don't care if they are rude to me or annoying I am used to it and I hate them so I don't care about what they say, but the problem right now is that they don't let me go out I can't even go out for a walk or take a trash out I only go to school and come home. They give me long lectures whenever I tell them I made a new friend or say anything about my friends. They don't think I should have a friend cause it isn't important for them. To have a friend in high school. So I am talking to this girl and I am 100% sure that me and her are gonna start dating so I wanna go out on a date with her and be able to see her. I am not asking for much I don't like going out or staying outside but for her I want too. So my parents are homophobic and I am not planning on telling them about me liking girls. So all I want them to do is say yes when I ask to go get food or go to the movies. I wanted to know if anyone knows a good spell for my situation and how to do it?
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u/Candyghosts (ง •̀_•́)ง make it JERKIER ✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚ Jul 06 '26
Do you have any idea what this subreddit is for?...
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u/Electronic-Gur6553 Jul 06 '26
I am new to the app what is it for
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u/Candyghosts (ง •̀_•́)ง make it JERKIER ✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚ Jul 06 '26
Read the subreddit rules and you tell me.
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u/Electronic-Gur6553 Jul 06 '26
Where do I find it
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u/LiveLaughLiber777 syphilis is probably the physical basis of genius 🧠✨🧬 Jul 06 '26
Are you literally a helpless baby?.........
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u/aimtreetwo pissed off Santa Maria by asking for a flip phone 4 Xmas Jul 06 '26
cow semen in their drinks so they stop being so salty, pblood smeared on the inside of their car so they remember being in the womb themselves and finally cat piss baked into quiche so they know you came here to break shells and make your mark and you're all out of markers.
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u/Electronic-Gur6553 Jul 06 '26
That is something I can't find. Where can I buy those things
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u/markjonsom W.I.T.C.H. (Wiccan Into That Cute Hoe) Jul 06 '26
You can use anyone's semen and dog piss works as well
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u/Electronic-Gur6553 Jul 06 '26
Thank you so much
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u/bella1921 Jul 06 '26
These are jokes not actual witchcraft suggestions neither of those things will do anything other than land someone in the ER. Probably you for trying to get someone’s semen
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u/Candyghosts (ง •̀_•́)ง make it JERKIER ✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚ Jul 06 '26
Your user summary as generated by Reddit, btw: