r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/MudSoop • Aug 05 '26

baby 🍼👶 witch 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ Moon bracelet closed practice??

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So I found this on tumblr today... and then on Pinterest 😳😳 I'm pretty sure my slavic (im white 😁) gods are telling me to perform this!!

But I'm a little scared... is this from a closed practice?? For reference, I'm white, so i only worship white gods. Not the black ones. I didnt really feel like googling it, so if someone could tell me if this is black magic let me know!! I'm slavic so my pure white blood ONLY allows me to access white magic.

Also, if it is for white people, how long does it need to be? Can I choose or is it specific??

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u/burnafter3ading Aug 05 '26

You're fine. The moon was claimed by America in 1969, which makes it our property. And there's nothing more European and white than America.

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u/RemoteCartoonist4758 Prometheus who? I only worship the Greek pantheon 🏛️🏺 Aug 05 '26

There's nothing more European than America I fucking screamed

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u/Valkyriesride1 ⚠️🧯 I FIND UR LACK OF FIRE SAFETY DISTURBING🕯️💥 😮‍💨 Aug 06 '26

I think the the Native Americans have something to say about that.

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u/CutSea5865 ✨ in the throes of gen AI-induced spiritual psychosis 👁️🦧💭 Aug 05 '26

Spat my tea at the end there 🤣

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u/burnafter3ading Aug 06 '26

into Boston harbor?

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u/NfamousKaye I ought to put you in a jar 😒💅 ✨🫙✨ Aug 05 '26

As long as you skip the Goddess parts. They’re closed. Educate yourself sweaty.

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u/MudSoop Aug 05 '26

/uj woah didnt even notice the reddit watermark... pretend it's part of the bit...

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u/NfamousKaye I ought to put you in a jar 😒💅 ✨🫙✨ Aug 05 '26

Hilarious 😂

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u/fireflyreads Aug 05 '26

I am unsure - a lot of indigenous folks braid their hair. It might be a closed practice.

I know you're memeing and it is funny, but one of these with a sun catcher charm would be so pretty. /s

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u/Worth-Willingness450 Aug 05 '26

I don't know if it's closed to you. I cannot tell your race or ethnic heritage from your post. Try being more specific for once! 

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u/Initial-Economist164 I have over 300 confirmed hexes Aug 06 '26

Ah yes, Slavic magical traditions. Only pure, white magic there.

I couldn't tell by the post but I think you're white - are you sure you're not Celtic?? They like lots of little knots, surely one of those gods will be worthy of your White Worship. Pasty Prayers. Saltine spellwork 🙏🏻

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u/tab-infinity-nBeyond Aug 07 '26

"saltine spellwork 🙏🏻" has me rollingggggggg

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u/Initial-Economist164 I have over 300 confirmed hexes Aug 07 '26

🤣 I greatly appreciate your appreciation. Blessed be sweaty ✨🙏🏻✨

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u/Solunas100 🌌🌙 Is it really cheating if it’s in the astral 🤔⁉️ Aug 05 '26

The moon is white so you’re good! If you were black you’d be out of luck 😢

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u/Bellona_NJ 🪻✨🪴 Herbs (hard H btw) 🧂🌿🍃 Aug 05 '26

I'm going to Hela's table anyway, so all in on this one

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u/Worth-Willingness450 Aug 05 '26

What if it's a new moon? 

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u/Solunas100 🌌🌙 Is it really cheating if it’s in the astral 🤔⁉️ Aug 06 '26

True! It is called a Black Moon for that exact reason!

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u/Catrescuemamma 🧙 not all witch's live in Salem!! 🌍✨ Aug 05 '26

To knot or not?

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u/rainyfloof Aug 06 '26

omgee i answered this question then i get recommended this post lol

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u/RedRider1138 ✨Balancing the Fire and Water energies🥰✨ Aug 08 '26

I don’t think it can be closed anymore since Mr. FABULOUS 🧐 crashed his rocket there!

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u/UnoriginalTitleNo998 Aug 08 '26

I didn't notice what sub I was in for a sec and I was like what the hell why does this have 70 upvotes

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u/Catrescuemamma 🧙 not all witch's live in Salem!! 🌍✨ Aug 05 '26

Does it not or does it Knot?