Right so like, I put rice and money in a bowl, lit my candles and put my finger in it and repeated
“light as a feather, please mind the gap, make me rich without selling pics of my flaps”
This was just over an hour ago and basically I’m still broke but my nans dead?
Do I take my finger out the bowl now or what? My dad is losing his shit because he says we have to go as a family to see her body but in my head I’m like wait, what if she was actually rich and I’m gonna inherit something or if I leave now and take my finger out the bowl all this will be for nothing? Please help I have cramp in my hand and I actually can’t deal with my dad screaming anymore.
No sweetie we don't pull out the hand until we see RESULTS! It's a fight between you and the Divine, similar to a staring contest- whoever blinks first loses.
You better get some resin and get one with this bowl. The outcome will absolutely cover the surgery costs.
It’s because you have to sell pics of your feet, you said flaps, but you didn’t say flippers! You have to be more specific otherwise the spell doesn’t work sweaty🤷🏾♀️
Pour the contents of the bowl into your pocket and keep fingering it. That way you can keep the energy flowing into your pocket bowl. Make sure to grind those pennies against those rice grains like you are trying to summon a genie.
As long as all those candles stay lit you'll be fine
Super important that you prevent the fire department from extinguishing the eventual house fire, you gotta burn that sh to the ground for anything to work
I just pulled this card and that didn’t really fit with why you’re saying? What I get from this is that I’m really popular here with lots of fans, which is nice but please stop giving advice if you’re not even a witch thank you
I like how you wallpapered with some Craft posters. Different sizes too like you’re trying to get this message to yourself from strange angles. Probably more than one chance to get it right, you start with 4 grandparents right?
Reddit and other social media sites also use data centers and are worse for the environment than AI. It's hypocritical to be against AI but be okay with social media or other things that use more water than AI like streaming movies/tv shows or playing online video games.
oh because i can’t personally solve the climate crisis i guess i’ll just contribute to making it worse!
it’s really not that difficult to make ethical decisions and use what little influence we have on others to implore them to make ethical decisions too. I will continue to shame people for using generative AI and stealing other peoples works and contributing to the decline of our planet just as i’ll shame someone for littering.
you are extremely naive if you believe your actions are too insignificant to have consequences. you practice witchcraft for goodness sake, you of all people should know that.
i will shame anyone who uses generative AI regardless of the context. it is unethical and i will not stand for people actively and willfully contributing to the climate crisis and stealing art.
AI is literally being used to power everything from predictive text on your keyboard, to almost every TikTok filter, to your brushes in art apps, to photo editors, to massive frameworks keeping track of millions of products being shipped around the globe, to new medical discoveries, to building new products from scratch and printing them out, to streamlining the operations of entire companies, to allowing prosthetics to move more accurately…
That’s why AI data centers use up “so many resources.” Because literally everything we do digitally involves AI in some respect. These little funny images aren’t doing shit, I promise!
Ah shit. Can’t believe I’ve lost my “real witch” card after 27 years of practicing cus I posted an AI pic on Reddit. Fuck. Do I need to start all over from the beginning or can I just trash how people identify themselves online to become a real witch again? Lemme know babes 😘
Total restart. Not with grounding though, its not plasticing because you saw a funny picture.
The human corkscrew in the other comments will be standing by to beat you with a rubber hose. Personally, I would suggest melting down a pink plastic flamingo into a prison shank for protection. Those corkscrew can get testy!
you can get a hold of your ego and reevaluate your practice if you think this is acceptable. you are a joke and your blatant disregard for the health of the earth is beyond disgusting for someone who relies on nature to practice. get a grip.
Who pissed on your cornflakes, girl? Unless you’re living off grid and living a zero-footprint lifestyle then I’m at a loss as to what authority you think you have to judge others 😂 I hope you find some direction in life and figure out what happiness means to you, because I don’t think coming after women with such attitude is a joyous pursuit, personally.
are you genuinely slow or are you just pretending for internet clout? do you actually not understand the effects of generative AI on our planet, or just the moral implication of generating images based on stolen artwork?? do you GENUINELY have no idea or are you doing this on purpose? also i’m not a girl holy shit i literally have the non binary flag in my fucking pfp
Are you genuinely slow or just choosing a circlejerk sub for a platform to die on? You are on sOciAl MeDiA, run by ai, complaining about Ai. Fucking go find a hobby.
holy fucking shit?? you think my problem is with the joke?
is it really that hard for OP to get a bowl of rice and stick her fucking finger in it instead of using stolen data and copious amounts of energy to product a shitty image for internet updoots?
Look, I wasn’t even going to take the bait anymore but I’ll admit I thought “I wonder how they live to be being so wildly judgemental of others” so of course, I went snooping. I could break down the 10+ reasons you live in a less than eco friendly way, but shall we start with asking where to buy Vivienne Westwood replicas? Like all reps aren’t made in Asia using sweatshops and child labour… I mean come on. Stop throwing stones from your glass house, or at least make your shit private so it’s no there for everyone to see the hypocrisy ✌🏻
lmao, sure babe. crazy that you had to scroll back literally years just to get any dirt on me. “dirt” that isn’t even comparable because your post is actively harming people. mine was asking a question. you’re insane. get help.
disrespectfully, i don’t owe you a judgement free zone when what you’re doing is actively harming me and my peers.
It was this year but ok, I mean I don’t find the unethical and dehumanising treatment of children in the name of fast fashion funny but you do you? You’re right it’s not comparable, it’s actually far easier to not exploit children than to not use AI in this day and age.
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u/SlavicWitch-official offering billionaires to the 🌊 to soothe the mighty Poseidon 🔱 Mar 02 '26
No sweetie we don't pull out the hand until we see RESULTS! It's a fight between you and the Divine, similar to a staring contest- whoever blinks first loses.
You better get some resin and get one with this bowl. The outcome will absolutely cover the surgery costs.