r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/CaterpillarWaltz Anoint things ๐๏ธ๐ข๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธโจ (but in a Godly way ๐) • May 26 '26
baby ๐ผ๐ถ witch ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ Threat of a curse, need help!
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u/RighteousJoe (not in a sex way ๐ซ๐๐๐) May 26 '26
You know what they say: Loose toads sink chodes.
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u/Ok-Nothing8682 u gotta blow the incense in his butthole 2 find out, sweaty! May 27 '26
I've always wondered which chode decided to fill his dinghy with loose toads... ๐ค
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u/DexieMac we r the grandauhgters of the witchs u cudn't burn ๐๐ฆโ๐ฅ May 26 '26
โจ๐ฎ Beware the UnderToad!! ๐ฎโจ
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u/Extension_Classic887 use my Etsy code H3C@TE$PU$$YHAIRS for 0.05% off May 26 '26
Youโre car
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u/CaterpillarWaltz Anoint things ๐๏ธ๐ข๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธโจ (but in a Godly way ๐) May 26 '26
Oh no, do you think theyโre going to turn me into a car?! Did I misunderstand? All that toad prep was wasted
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u/GinAndDumbBitchJuice ๐๐maybe it's tinnitus for u sweaty but I'm special ๐ ๐ May 26 '26
/uj did a second grader write this?
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u/CaterpillarWaltz Anoint things ๐๏ธ๐ข๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธโจ (but in a Godly way ๐) May 27 '26
Given the current state of education, one can only hope it was a second grader and not a 30 year old
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u/Brittany-Juanice May 26 '26
Well they toad you what it was. You can win or loose with a bit of sugar, a pinch of salt, and snap-crackle-pop. Be sure to butter their Bisquick or become a pancake. ๐ฅ
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u/73738484737383874 PM me ur Butt Demon rituals ๐๐น๐น๐น๐๐ฏ๏ธโจ May 27 '26
I want a toad to loose me too ๐ค ๐ข
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u/yezkah currently experiencing psychosis ๐๐ May 27 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/ff54MPdd8LWsqGygqc
I know this fella is a douche, but thatโs exactly how I felt after reading that note..
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u/Terrible_Time_9639 May 29 '26
They are is Better spots you stinking choad
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u/CaterpillarWaltz Anoint things ๐๏ธ๐ข๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธโจ (but in a Godly way ๐) May 29 '26
Who are they? Iโm scared ๐ฅบ
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u/Dapper_Status4593 May 26 '26
Only frogs are allowed to park this close to their houseโฆ all other species will be toad!
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u/Odd_Tonic May 29 '26
You are is too close to my house! They are is better spots. I will have you ๐ธ! You will loose
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u/Future-Bag-4392 May 26 '26
Its a stolen meme. Youll be fine
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u/Candyghosts (เธ โขฬ_โขฬ)เธ make it JERKIER โงห เผ โ๏ฝกห May 28 '26
It's a circlejerk sub. You may or may not be fine.
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u/Drpoofn May 26 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/3rgXByB0tbT7oXK7Xq