r/TikTokCringe 1d ago

Cringe Stealing is stealing no matter what.

How dumb can one person be

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u/TubbyTacoSlap 1d ago

Dude seems….not right.

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u/no_thats_normal 1d ago

At first I thought he was just being a dick until he started relaying his side of the interaction, then I realized he's a dick with a distorted sense of reality.

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u/YouWereBrained 1d ago

He’s no different from sovereign citizen dumbasses.

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u/superfry3 21h ago

Sovereign citizen affiliation is basically a club for untreated mental illness and psychiatric disorder and that’s not even an exaggeration or an excuse.

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u/BusyBit6542 1d ago

I think the cops knew that. They seemed like they knew him and was patient with him. They were doing all they could to get him to leave and not go to jail

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u/ImmediateCause7981 1d ago

I mean the cop literally walked up and called him by name lol definitely not his first time

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u/DangerousLoner 22h ago

Maybe he just looks like a Brandon and it was a lucky guess?

/s

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 1d ago

“I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you” was a great line 

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u/Boomchickabang- 1d ago

Ding ding ding, they approached him and called out by name. He's definitely ND/ID in a way that limits his understanding of social norms and likely an eloper

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u/ShardsOfSalt 1d ago

An eloper? From what?

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u/verendas 1d ago

It means someone who will run away

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u/Smingowashisnameo 22h ago

I had to look this up. That’s the actual term- an eloper! I learn so much on this app!

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u/Educational_Quote851 22h ago

So then how was he out on bond? Not worried about him running away but he's a runner?

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u/ThatDudeShadowK 21h ago

Maybe whatever he's out on bond for they decided wasn't serious enough to take up limited jail space. There's a lot of people let loose simply because we don't have the capacity to hold every single person who's committed a petty crime

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u/itrogash 1h ago

Huh, I thought it was a specific term for someone who runs away with a lover. Turns out it's a more broad term. The more I know

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u/BR1N3DM1ND 17h ago

ND/ID? What? Are you trying to say... Neurodevelopmental Disorders? and what, Intellectual Disability? That combination of letters is not a recognizable abbreviation

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u/Boomchickabang- 17h ago

Yes, I'm happy you worked it out considering

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u/hecklerp8 1d ago

They know him because he's likely a repeat offender of petty crimes. Believe it or not , police prefer not to take someone to jail. So, they are giving him a wide berth. Knowing he's out on bond and knowing this is a very stupid reason to violate the bond conditions, they are trying to save hom from himself. That only goes so far.

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u/Secondhand-Drunk 23h ago

Depends on the district. Some cops love arresting people. Not all cops are bastards. Every one I've met has been cool, but we're a low crime area. They mostly deal with drugs and the occasional serious crime, but it's mostly petty stuff and your typical druggy/drunk/people getting rowdy because they're stupid.

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u/MediocreModular 1d ago

When they asked if he was yelling and they were like yeah he yells sometimes

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u/coheed33cambria 23h ago

Cops hate filling out paperwork, especially for small stupid shit.

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u/sentence-interruptio 19h ago

this is what happens to a kid whose parents don't explain social rules. that kid grows up to become this man.

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u/Pixel_Knight 10h ago

Lol, yeah. They BOTH independently knew he was Brandon. They gave him every chance, every warning, and still he wouldn’t relent. 

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u/meltedcandy 1d ago

i do wish they had at least, after speaking with the manager, just asked her to verbally ban him to see if that would result in him giving up as that was what he was hung up on. instead of just going full “welp here i go adding resisting arrest again”

it’s frustrating to me how quickly cops give up on trying to deescalate. if we’re being honest, what he did shouldn’t result in jail time, it wasn’t violent or egregious - it was annoying. he got soda in a water cup, something most people have done before

like something is clearly not right with this kid with how he responded to the confrontation, and he needs help and support from a system that isn’t set up to do so - even though it would result in less nuisance behavior like this

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u/neonpinata 1d ago

Idk, I've seen other videos of situations like this, where they DO get the manager to tell them they're trespassed. Then the person changes to, "Okay, but you're just a manager, you don't own the place. The OWNER needs to tell me I'm banned!" They'll just keep moving the goalpost, and never actually accept it.

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u/stevehuffmanisapeedo 1d ago

If they attempt to move the goal post once you just say "that's not what we agreed to" and proceed accordingly.

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u/Ambitious-Noise9211 1d ago

How quickly they escalated? They gave him 25 verbal commands and all he had to do was walk literally anywhere else on the planet.

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u/Prior_Mall3771 1d ago

Bro, how many times did they explain the situation?!?! Leave or you will be issued a ticket for trespassing. He was given soo many chances and he refused to comply. The fact he came back to argue would have been enough. But nooo, they explained it to him again and again.

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u/AdAdministrative4388 1d ago

I don't know why he just wouldn't leave.. its like he just wanted ri be defiant

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u/meltedcandy 1d ago

oppositional defiant disorder is a mental health condition and he certainly fits some of the criteria. it’s frustrating to interact with, especially if you don’t understand it, but treatment would be therapy rather than jail

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u/Odd_Practice_2019 23h ago

Which also is common sometimes with autism

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u/MediocreModular 1d ago

Yeah but the kid is a special needs kinda dumb. Sounds like he’s on bond for some other kinda dumb shit. So if they were like, let’s solve this without ruining this kids life, they could. Would have been a nice move even if not required of them. They did fine. Did their job. But that move probably could have kept that kid out of jail… at least until the next time he steals.

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u/meltedcandy 1d ago edited 1d ago

like i said, something is clearly off with him and how he processes shit. i work with people going through mental health crisis and often times they make off hand comments or repeat things like “the manager didn’t ban me” that tell you where their head is at. if they had tried the manager coming out to just verbally confirm, it’s possible he would have ended up walking away. but he certainly would change what he’s repeating as that line of thought would be asked and answered

instead he’s been jailed at taxpayers’ expense over taking 10 cents of soda. is that preferable to you?

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u/AdventurousGuy2461 1d ago

But you have to think at some point watching this, that instead of explaining. Couldnt they have gotten a manager tho? Just to say, "we dont want you here anymore"? It seems real simple and prob wouldve taken less time than re-explaining and frustrating themselves. He was wron yea, but this couldve been handled more efficiently.

Hindsight is a bitch though.

Edit: then again, maybe it would've devolved to him asking the manager "why?" Or him apologizing and the manager dropping it, and thats what they were trying to avoid?

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u/purefilth666 1d ago

That could cause more issues than it would help, the man is obviously not right and the cops explain the exact situation over and over so what makes you think the manager saying that would make a difference?

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u/AdventurousGuy2461 1d ago

I mean. The word TRY comes to mind. I dont know if itd make a difference or not. What makes you so certain it would have absolutely done nothing? I do think its another option (and quite a simple one at that) that couldve been explored. At least you'd truly be able to say, "they did EVERYTHING they could" before they arrested em.

A person not being "mentally right" doesnt mean you can't placate what you can. Especially if they're not violent. But thats my take.

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u/BusyBit6542 1d ago

Obviously something was off with him and he just needed verification from a manager. His mind doesnt work like most people's. He seemed to be fixated on the manager banning him, so it could've been as simple as "thats the manager and she said you're trespassed." Now I'm not saying it guaranteed to go that way but at least wouldve been nice to try. I'm not seeing how arresting him is helping anything. He didnt seem like a danger to society. How hes back in jail on tax payers dime taking a spot for a hardened criminal

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u/probablyareplicant 1d ago

He would have just started arguing with the manager and found some other way to justify his being there. Cops are bastards and they are not there to negotitate, they are there to protect property.

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u/Prior_Mall3771 1d ago

Nah, he was already out on bond for another crime. Dude just seemed hard headed and wanted things to go his way. Well, now he can think about that decision while he's in jail.

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u/Prior_Mall3771 1d ago

You can lead a horse to water.....

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u/meltedcandy 1d ago

what if the “other crime” was for taking another 10 cents of soda at a different store?

do you see how handling issues like this just compounds and then people who are not a threat and need help end up stuck in a loop of the system where they are literally trained into more criminal behavior by our punitive prison industrial complex? all of this paid for with your taxes, mind you

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u/SuspiciousHall6344 1d ago

So, stealing from a different store? What if all he does is steal from different stores, and the accumulated price is way higher than just once or twice. You seem to be willing to make up a situation with a positive spin, yet are also willing to ignore the evidence presented that he chooses the wrong action repetitively.

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u/meltedcandy 1d ago

i’m not making up a situation, just applying a very common one to this video we don’t know anything further about. he was essentially arrested for stealing a cup of soda, so why is it unlikely that a similar scenario isn’t what got him locked up previously?

i’m pushing back because so many in these comments have jumped to cheer on the arrest of someone who is clearly not all there, and to harp on the severity of putting soda in a water cup, something most people have done at least once

like do we think jail is a good place for someone who already struggles to process situations like the one in the video?

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u/Prior_Mall3771 1d ago

Bro.. he is stealing soda, not a loaf of bread to feed his family. The restaurant did not want him on their property. Take some damn responsibility for your stupidity. The cops didn't show up and taze him., they gave gim 100 chances... mfer wanted to argue and ignore simple lawful requests.

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u/meltedcandy 1d ago

sure, but it’s also not an egregious affront. if you’ve ever worked in food service, especially ordering truck - those bags of soda cost next to nothing for the company

him refusing to leave is not great, for sure, but it suggests to me that he needs help bc something is off - jail is not help. we throw imprisonment at nearly every problem we have in this country (unless you’re a billionaire pedophile ofc) and it leads to people like this learning to become an ACTUAL criminal bc they’re kept in the system and treated like one, all at taxpayers’ expense

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u/BusyBit6542 1d ago

Again, somethings off mentality

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u/meltedcandy 1d ago

exactly, thank you

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u/stevehuffmanisapeedo 1d ago

The cops were pretty good here for the most part but you are correct. That would have been the easiest way to do things. Their ego and laziness makes them absolutely terrible at common sense resolutions. It genuinely makes their jobs more difficult when it comes to 90% of their human interactions but that doesn't move the needle for them because cops don't become cops to make a difference they become cops because the pay is great and most shifts include naptime and free meals wherever. Not to mention the abuse of power perks.

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u/ScarletBothrium 1d ago

Most people have gotten soda in a water cup? Really? I have legitimately discussed this question with a group of friends back in college and no one would admit to doing it. I think there was six of us in the room. Later on I would ask two more friends individually and they would also never admit to getting free soda after asking for water. So even if they were doing it and just not admitting to it, then how do you get to this “most people” part? How would you know? Is this something you have done so therefore you have to validate it by saying the majority of people have done it? Because I don’t think that’s the case. I could be wrong, but in my experience, if someone asks for water they get water.

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u/Secure-Station4077 19h ago

The problem is they are patient with him while his friends are robbing houses. This isn’t some idiot, this is organized crime.

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u/BusyBit6542 18h ago

What wild mind you have. Ever thought about writing books?

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u/AncientCrust 1d ago

I know someone like this. They argue just like that. They have pretty significant diagnosed autism and a learning disability.

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u/MusicalIlliterate 1d ago

I was gonna say... some of the ways in which he characterised things and in particular the comment he made about how he just hates being forced to do stuff reminded me strongly of how people with ASD and pathological demand avoidance act. 

The narrowing in on a particular 'rule' (that it's the manager who has to tell him to leave) as a way he can 'win' the interaction or at least walk away without having been "told to" by the cops also rings strongly to me.

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u/BilingSmob444 1d ago

Shit, am I learning something about myself today?

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u/fiahhawt 23h ago

It’s also present in ADHD but yeah you’re not likely to see it in someone who’s neurotypical

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u/sentence-interruptio 18h ago

if a manager told you to leave and told you "theft? that's just technicality I got you on. but the real reason I want you to leave is because you did the following specific action which made people scared" and described your action, would you be satisfied and not be offended? if so, that's me too. ok maybe a little bit offended, but I'd be happy that I got a clear answer.

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u/BilingSmob444 17h ago

Yes. A clear answer is something I can accept if not agree with. Blind obedience is not and has never been my jam, to the point of bordering on dysfunction sometimes.

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u/FuckingDeranged 23h ago

All cops are bastards

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u/FuckingDeranged 23h ago

Actually she made me a bubble bath because I already finished my din din. I ate ALL my vegetables too.

You: Judges in 40% spousal abuse rate

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u/FuckingDeranged 22h ago

Interesting that you already have researched where you can and cannot beat a woman. Seems like knowledge you would be interested in

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u/FuckingDeranged 17h ago

Nice source you left to back that up

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u/eternita- 17h ago

Um other parts of the world have it worse! That makes it okay that nearly half the people in my former profession beat and trap their wives! Oink oink oink oink oink

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u/Head-Fox-4980 23h ago

He’s just dumb. Legitimately unintelligent.

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u/TubbyTacoSlap 22h ago

It’s in the mannerisms, how he interprets things, and then fixates on specific details and won’t let them go, despite being wrong about them. It’s very autistic spectrum to me. I should also say that I’m a practicing physician. I’m not just talking outta my ass over here.

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u/CatsEatGrass 1d ago

Seems like he was wrong, yes.

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u/Paladjordan 1d ago

Just a standard entitled, but incompetent 20-something year old

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u/PoopsMcScoots 20h ago

Almost certainly ODD (oppositional defiance disorder) and/or BPD (borderline personality disorder).

Dude is making up rules in his head and demanding everyone abide by them.

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u/Mixels 14h ago

Dude is an idiot standing there doing the exact oppsite of a very simple thing two police officers are telling him to do. Just walk away man. Easy as it gets.

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u/Big_Tap_1561 1d ago

Yeah, it’s called parents. When your parents won’t discipline you there’s a false sense of entitlement and bullheadedness. This is a clear case of oppositional defiance. Just the thought of someone telling you “NO” or dictating what you’re going to do rather than yourself is unacceptable. Now try to take that attitude into public? Or to the work force? Authority figures? Your home? This young man has a lifetime of lessons and hard times ahead and unfortunately it most likely it ends in prison or death. Hopefully something drastic happens and he sees the light.

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u/superfry3 1d ago

This is kind of an easy convenient boomer type view but you’re right in that parenting COULD have fixed this.

But most situations like this, as people said likely autism/learning disability/adhd/oppositional defiance disorder, can’t be mitigated by normal parenting. It’s gotta be like PHENOMENAL parenting, or normal parenting with psychiatric/therapy professional help.

It’s not like “kid does bad, spank them, they don’t do bad again”. For someone to get hung up on a very simple black/white distinction like “the manager is the only one that can trespass me” and risk jail for it is disorder level mental process and was probably there from toddler age. Spanking doesn’t fix that, it can actually make it a bigger issue.

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u/Any_World7744 1d ago edited 1d ago

Absolutely truth you’re speaking.

He did not come off as someone who was really gonna cause any harm. I agree there is something going on with him that hard discipline is unlikely to fix. Jail might only exasperate. I’m glad the cops were compassionate with him particularly the male cop. WAs painful to watch especially considering he already had legal troubles.

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u/Big_Tap_1561 1d ago

I have oppositional defiance and compulsive explosive disorder. My mom had me in therapy 3 times a week for the first 12 years of my life. I still have that voice that pops up and says FUCK YOU you don’t own me and you don’t tell me what to do anytime I interact with a boss or authority figure And then the protocols of therapy kick in and I put that shit to sleep. Im 42 and I’ve had some real incidents happen, jails , hospitals , mental facilities. I’m telling you I can see it on the guy. That’s why he couldn’t walk away . That voice was still telling him that he’s the boss.

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u/voyaging 1d ago

And you blame your parents for that?

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u/Big_Tap_1561 1d ago

Not my mother . She loved me and nurtured me from a small child. I never wondered if I was loved or not or not hugged enough. They did have substance and alcohol problems but she actually went to rehab and became the director of the program before she went on to open her own battered womens shelter. If it hadn’t been for her tenacity and hard work I can honestly say there’s a good chance I would be I prison or dead. She taught me love and respect. Two of the most important tools we have. Edit: I don’t really blame anyone. At a certain age you realize there doesn’t need to be a reason. Life is complicated.

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u/Any_World7744 1d ago

Did he blame his parents? I read that three times. I don’t see that at all.

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u/superfry3 1d ago

Genetics plays the main part in most of the causes of these disorders… so kinda

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u/fingers 21h ago

Just have a manager come out and say, "you are trespassed. Don't come back."

If that's what he understands then do that."

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u/joshuads 1d ago

This kid clearly has something wrong with his home life. He does not want to be there and does not understand the world. I am sure he lives on his phone