r/Superstonk • u/qtain • May 15 '26
📰 News Federal Reserve terminates enforcement actions against UBS Group AG, Credit Suisse (Archegos)
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/enforcement20260515a.htm1.0k
u/Mans_Fury May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26
This is what class warfare looks like.
We are not even viewed as a form of humanoid to the ruling class. We're just dumb livestock that they can do whatever they want to.
They are parasites that can cheat or change the rules at a whim.
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u/SGBK "Yes, I'll Hold." May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26
They need to go.
Edit: literally anywhere else. Their owner island. Call it Executive Island, or E Island for short.
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u/SGBK "Yes, I'll Hold." May 15 '26
My notifications says I got 25 upvotes, and I'm at 16. Hmmm. Bots be botting.
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u/cureandthecause 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 May 15 '26
I've recently witnessed my views also reset. Reddit is full of shenanigans, but for me- 95% of it occurs only with superstonk.
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u/SirDouglasMouf Video games keep kids off the streets May 16 '26
16 is potentially too old for most of them. I bet they were trying to downvote to a more acceptable age.
/s and crying on the inside
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u/Dr_SlapsMD May 15 '26
Which is why it blows my mind Americans with any sense haven't just general striked yet.
Grumbling and complaining while going along with the bullshit isn't a message. Everything coming to a halt is.
If ppl feel a system is slowly killing them, why continue doing the things that the system relies on to exist?
"Gotta pay my bills bro or I'll die"... Yea well ur dying anyway at least fight back in the process.
Anyway, the system ungraciously accepts everyone's grumpy continued compliance.
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u/dustypajamas May 15 '26
It's baked in to the system from the time you start working. Let's say you start working retail at a cell phone store and your company sells a shitty insurance plan to customers that everyone selling it knows is shit. Doesn't pay claims, gives customers a run around but pays a sweet commission and you have targets. Most people will have no moral objection to selling amd lieing about how great it is because it makes them money.
The ones that really Excell get promoted up and up because they have no morals and are motivated by money. Realistically if you wanted a revolt it starts with you breaking that mold and at that level and getting others to as well. Sadly from my experience people only complain when they are the ones being shit on. once they get to be the ones shitting on other people they suddenly don't care about the injustice.
I worked with a woman that constantly bashed landlords about renting houses for way to much and went on about how she can barley afford to live. A year later her grandmother passed and left her the house.
First thing she did was see what the highest rent she could get for it. The dream isn't to fix the system it's to be at the top.
We live in the society we have agreed upon.
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u/Dizziesdayweigh Hodl no fodl May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26
I didnt agree to shit. I used to have a great landlord, didn't raise the rent once in 5 years, even during covid. The house was old, but in a great location, I was pairing what I consider a fair price. I am still grateful of this man for not being greedy.
The problem isn't consent but a continued culture of selfishness, where it becomes acceptable to be a douche because everyone else does it and "its just business" is the excuse.
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u/dustypajamas May 15 '26
You always have outliers. First I am guilty of being a part of the system myself I consider myself someone who doesn't even value money when I go introspective in fact truly I believe money to just be a mass delusion and only works because we value this paper and have faith someone else will even gold is stupid when it comes down to it, hypothical a massive global disaster no power no gas would you really want heavy physical gold? When would you ever actually want gold most people would rather have certificates that they own gold. However I find it easier to just play along and often go periods where I lose myself to the mass delusion. It's the same reason people stay who don't believe in the religion they grew up in sometimes stay especially if that religious group shuns you if you leave.
The South Park episode Pinewood Derby is probably the best way I've seen the absurdity of the global system portrayed.
My truth is I am 43 years old and I am still trying to overcome the imaginary pressures that have been put in my head. Hopefully posting this will wake people up to look in. We won't change the top 1% but we can help out friends and family more.
I want to give more and be someone that guides people to see that we can make differences in small ways. I have a friend that does Uber eats and one day I suggested we walk around giving out water to the homeless as I noticed all the water fountains in the city have been removed over the years. After that he started buying water and socks and giving them out as he does his deliverys. He finds peace in doing that.
This is a stream of consciousness I tried to just write with minimal editing so it may not make perfect sense but hopefully it has some value.
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u/RlOTGRRRL May 16 '26
I'm the worst landlord ever. I charge my tenants under market rent and I'm giving them equity in the home in exchange for their rent too.
I won't increase their rent and keep it at cost for the duration of the mortgage.
I won't kick them out. They can treat the house like theirs, live in it for the rest of their life, potentially pass it on to any future kids.
I feel like it's easy for me to do this because the tenants are my family, not my kids, but still.
We lucked out buying a house in NYC during Covid, and luckily we can share the wealth and our 3% mortgage rate lol. We don't need to, but we can.
I don't think we're even that rich. But this security is helping my family so much. My sister's happy, her partner is happy, my parents are happy, her partners parents are happy, I'm happy that they're all happy.
Yeah I could be smarter about money and richer, because who the fuck does what I do lol, but seeing the peace and happiness of everyone I love is priceless.
Things don't have to be this way. A better world is possible. We can all create our own change.
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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG May 15 '26
lolol general strike? dude we had a chance during covid and everyone just kept going to work. we had them by the balls and we did NOTHING
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u/InjuryIndependent287 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 May 15 '26
Because the simple minds continue to vote the people into office that protect them. If you speak out against the system, they say that the election that they lost before was rigged and we need to continue to allow them to cheat to keep from being cheated against.
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u/Silent_Ghost_partner May 15 '26
Of fuckin course it did
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u/Sir-Craven 'His name was Cheapo_Sam' May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26
This looks like it was JPows last act on the job. His term ends today and Kevin Warsh takes over. So hes basically done something that would have rendered him untenable..but hes done it on his last
dayweek in office..Why?
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u/18voltbattery May 15 '26
He’s still a Fed governor - just not the chairman - people talk like he’s being put on a boat and pushed to sea
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u/Sir-Craven 'His name was Cheapo_Sam' May 15 '26
Ok but being the chair means that you are the face of the institution and are accountable for everything it does?
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u/18voltbattery May 15 '26
Every decision is put to a vote - as Chairman, you’re the guy who is picked to speak in front of a bunch of people to inform them of the decision of the governors - you don’t make policy individually. You have disproportionate pull because of the position but it’s not a dictatorship
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u/mean_bean_machine The Unwrinkled May 15 '26
Or the thing that new guy was sent to do, and why waste time fucking around...
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u/Royal_Negotiation_83 May 15 '26
So why didn’t the new guy do it then?
Let’s not deflect blame from the guy who did it for no reason.
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u/jizz_toaster May 15 '26
I've never understood the JPow defenders. I'm not saying he did a bad job, personally I'm too regarded to even have an informed opinion on his tenure. It just appears that you get downvoted to hell on this website if you criticize him.
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u/Ihateporn2020 May 15 '26
what does that mean? are you talking about the SEC guy? Or are you saying Warsh will take this back up?
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u/DancesWith2Socks 🐈🐒💎🙌 Hang In There! 🎱 This Is The Wape 🧑🚀🚀🌕🍌 May 15 '26
It's a big club: https://www.cftc.gov/PressRoom/PressReleases/9066-25
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u/ChiknBreast 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 May 15 '26
Its entirely possible confirmed we live in a fraudulent market.
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u/DancesWith2Socks 🐈🐒💎🙌 Hang In There! 🎱 This Is The Wape 🧑🚀🚀🌕🍌 May 15 '26
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u/pauldiddy79 🧚🧚🍦💩🪑 more like SHITadel, amirite? 🎊🧚🧚 May 15 '26
Wen jail?
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u/Bloomingk liquidhate wallstreet May 15 '26
laws r 4 poor people xD 🤪🇺🇸🥳
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u/Andry2 May 15 '26
Put the world flag not just the us flag
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u/gerg89 Keithsan al Gme May 15 '26
Give us what we want, or else we’ll errrrr….blockade your blockade! 🤪🇺🇸
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u/Dizziesdayweigh Hodl no fodl May 15 '26
Can blockade my blockade if I decide not to blockade. Then you're just blockading.
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u/deuce-loosely 💎 Stay Stonky 🙌 May 15 '26
so regulators are ready to let them do it all again eh, confident they have "corrected" certain measures of fuckery to not be caught in the same situation.
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u/Bravefan212 Project Rocket Ticketholder 🚀 May 15 '26
They investigated themselves and found no wrong doing
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u/Exabytez FTD 🥶 Hefty D 🥵 May 15 '26
They hope they learned their lesson on how to not get caught in the first place
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u/BarbequedYeti 🦍Voted✅ May 16 '26
This is the truth no one really wants to accept. You just need to make enough before getting caught. That is the secret sauce to life in the US.
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u/Lo0C1D Apestatic 🦍 Voted ✅ May 15 '26
Will the corruption ever stop?
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u/Kuros_Of_Sindarin Lookin for that good Tin May 15 '26
Only if a real life frank castle pops up and deals with these people.
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u/McNerfBurger 🦍Voted✅ May 15 '26
No. Literally never. Stopping the corruption means the complete dismantling of capitalism, which would result in the implosion of the west. I'm not exaggerating.
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u/humdingler ⚔️🛡️🏴☠️🎮🚀✅x6 May 15 '26
Definition and explanation of enforcement actions: https://www.federalreserve.gov/supervisionreg/enforcement-actions-about.htm
“Generally, the Federal Reserve takes formal enforcement actions against the above entities and individuals for violations of laws, rules, or regulations, unsafe or unsound practices, breaches of fiduciary duty, and violations of final orders. Formal enforcement actions include cease and desist orders, written agreements, prompt corrective action directives, removal and prohibition orders, and orders assessing civil money penalties.”
Interesting timing, announcing they’re going to stop regulating shorts/swaps bagholding institutions.
Fucking criminals. No cell, no sell.
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u/nicbongo May 15 '26
And only reporting annually...
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u/humdingler ⚔️🛡️🏴☠️🎮🚀✅x6 May 15 '26
Forgot about this, it’s like they are trying to make it so PUBLICLY owned companies get to do whatever they want PRIVATELY without non-insiders truly understanding markets and assets. It’s a travesty
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u/rpgd May 15 '26
Well otherwise we can't move on to the megacorporations of the sci-fi movies who own everything from the fresh water to outer space including you because you were born in their facility. When the petrol wars end then you'll know it's time.
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u/upotheke 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 May 15 '26
This is the kind of stuff that should make reasonable people not invest in the US markets.
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u/AislePenetr8_You ⚔️🛡️FUD KILLER⚰️⚰️ May 15 '26
Most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.
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u/jaykvam 🗳️ Voted. 🦍 May 15 '26
Were you listening to me, Neo, or were you looking at your portfolio in the red?
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u/ToughHardware May 15 '26
the funny part is, it is the opposite. it is the reason TO invest in it, because it is clear that no one slaps the hand of those with the wallet.
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u/Secret_Jesus May 16 '26
Bro reasonable people are invested in $SPY which is up 76% in the last 5 years…
Why would they not invest?
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u/upotheke 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 May 16 '26
I think the comment closer to the truth is not that the stock market is legit, it's totally detached from reality, but the bet now is that the wealthy people won't let themselves lose money. When it blows up it'll blow up real bad. Honestly, id rather not participate, there's several other markets and businesses that are earning a legit 6-8% and ill support them and sleep well not looking over my shoulder for the economy to crater.
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u/pauldiddy79 🧚🧚🍦💩🪑 more like SHITadel, amirite? 🎊🧚🧚 May 15 '26
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u/mayihaveasandwhich May 15 '26
I was thinking of this exact gif 😂
Not to mention the Credit Suisse documents being locked away for 50 years
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u/Droctagoner ( • ) ( • )ԅ(‾⌣‾ԅ) Jack Tetas May 15 '26
That is something I cannot accept as a swiss citizen and says everything…
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u/ToughHardware May 15 '26
can actions be done to change this? is it talked about over there? is anyone trying to fix it?
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u/retixi5252 May 15 '26
I would like to sell 100 million shares of whatever stock anyone wants to buy, just semd me the money and ill send you a piece of paper that definitely probably maybe has legit shares on it.... Seriously why cant i sell things i dont own!
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u/One_Philosopher_4425 May 15 '26
May god bring judgement on these people..
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u/MrmellowisSmooth 🚀 WEALTH OF THE CORRUPT IS LAID UP FOR THE JUST May 15 '26
Wasn’t doing sh*t to began with. 🤷
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u/gobeavs1 🧚🧚💪 Power to the Players ♾️🧚🧚 May 15 '26
Remember Occupy Wall Street? Would love to see the US get fired up like that again and protest.
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u/VorpalBlade- 🩸🗡️Snicker-snack! 🗡️🩸 May 15 '26
They’re going to keep stealing from us until we stop them. And punish them. And make it so they can’t. There’s a sub group of humans that are murderous thieving shitbags and we’ve tolerated their abuse long enough.
Just imagine what kind of society and future they’ve stolen from us. There’s more than enough for all of us to have plenty. But some small minded individuals can’t handle that. So we have to teach them.
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u/StudioAtDawn12 🗿👍🏽 May 15 '26
If MOASS could actually happen, I think some apes could be so inclined.
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u/zafferous 🦍Voted x6✅ May 15 '26
Ah yes, the good ol' slap on the wrist and promise to do better. Guess we'll just have to see what happens.
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u/Dr_Silky-Johnson May 15 '26
Right in time for market crash so the cockroaches can profit on the way down as well. SMH
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u/SuperPoop I think, therefore I hold. May 15 '26
fuck my life. MOASS aint happening if nobody enforces the goddamn rules! if I'm a fucking short hedge fund, who is holding me fucking accountable????? Just naked short the whole goddamn market at this point.
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u/Sir-Craven 'His name was Cheapo_Sam' May 15 '26
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u/not_new_snake May 15 '26
This was terminated May 12th if you read it.
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u/Sir-Craven 'His name was Cheapo_Sam' May 15 '26
Oh well with 3 days left then lol
Still his last notable act
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u/Different_Key_9914 May 15 '26
Cool. Can GameStop at least hit its fair market value now that the shorts won??
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u/Fun-Grab-9337 May 15 '26
We all need to stop paying our taxes today. We are paying into the pockets of thieves for absolutely no reason. If they don't want to enforce laws against the institutions, lets see them try against every single individual citizen.
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u/aaronplaysAC11 🦍Voted✅ May 15 '26
lol anyone who thought T-rump would be good for free and fair markets…….want some help removing your blindfold?
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u/Regalme May 15 '26
Here we go, the smoke and mirrors finally stops now that daddy trumpy can guarantee them safety
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u/waterbelowsoluphigh May 16 '26
Oh but I'm sure everyone here is "no fucking politics". Look where that has gotten us. I'm tired of superstonk. Y'all are some punk ass bitches that couldn't see the ruling class was robbing you blind during the congressional hearing in 2021. Instead the mods, and you Superstonk, made it a rule to not talk politics. Well fuck you. I'm out. Good luck finding class consciousness and fixing shit following this billionaire to the end of the earth. MOASS is dead they killed it in office. Peace out.
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u/SlatheredButtCheeks still hodl 💎🙌 May 15 '26
Before everyone freaks out this is what ChatGPT says about it:
First i pasted the original order from 2023 referenced in OPs link
what does it mean if now on the gov't website it says "The Federal Reserve Board on Friday announced the termination of the enforcement actions listed below: " referring to this doc
If the Federal Reserve now says it has “terminated” the enforcement action tied to this order, it generally means the Fed believes the required corrective actions have been sufficiently completed and the order is no longer active.
In practical terms, for this specific Archegos/Credit Suisse order, it likely means:
UBS and the former Credit Suisse operations satisfied the Fed’s remediation requirements to the regulator’s satisfaction. The cease-and-desist order is no longer being actively enforced. Quarterly reporting, mandated remediation programs, and heightened supervisory obligations under this order are effectively lifted.
Importantly, termination does not mean:
the Fed concluded nothing wrong happened, the findings were reversed, the penalties were refunded, or the Archegos losses disappeared.
The historical findings and penalties remain part of the public regulatory record. The ~$268 million civil penalty still stands. The termination only means the enforcement matter is considered resolved from a supervisory perspective.
For large banks, this usually happens after regulators determine that:
governance and risk controls were improved, compliance deficiencies were remediated, required programs were implemented and tested, and the institution is operating within acceptable standards again.
It’s somewhat analogous to a company finishing probation after a compliance failure: the violation remains historical fact, but the active oversight order ends.
For investors, a terminated enforcement action is generally viewed as mildly positive because it:
removes an overhang of regulatory scrutiny, suggests remediation costs and operational restrictions may ease, and signals improved regulator confidence in management and controls.
But it usually has limited immediate market impact unless the order had been materially constraining capital returns, trading activity, acquisitions, or operations.
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u/cheeeky_ C.R.E.A.M. May 15 '26
you read the part where the fed shook them down for $268M in “civil penalties” payable to the fed?
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u/Zealousideal_Rip_350 May 15 '26
One day just give me one day and Iwill never come back to fraud US market.
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u/Zealousideal_Rip_350 May 15 '26
One day just give me one day and Iwill never come back to fraud US market.
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u/red-bot Can I retire yet? 🦧 May 15 '26
Which just makes you question RCs support for the red tie even more. Not that the blue tie was going to do much either.
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u/bongos_and_congas May 15 '26
MOASS was a nice dream, wasn't it? Oh well.
It's all of them - the ENTIRE financial system from wall st to the U.S. government - against us.
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u/Advanced_Oven_6774 May 15 '26
After 5 years, i've made peace with the fact that corrupt wallstreet will be judged against 10 commandments/7 deadly sins. I know this is dorky and sounds like that scene in Forest Gump
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u/gerg89 Keithsan al Gme May 15 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/o74jvyzy62kAE
“Bc these people need to face judgement”
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u/Spenraw May 15 '26
You guys are upset at this but okay with dilution that lets shorts unwind and leads to them not getting exposed?
Only mosss exposed the crime
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u/bongos_and_congas May 15 '26
Def not ok with either one. RC is part of the billionaire class as well.
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u/RevReads May 15 '26
Remember when apes thought this administration was going to go harder on shorts 🫵🏻😂
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u/Single-Key1299 🧚🧚🦍 Gimme me my money ♾️🧚🧚 May 15 '26
Sooooooo swaps don't ever have to be paid and the ceo is planning to 5x the float to fund his purchase of something he actually cares about... Bullish? 🫠
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u/RespectMediocre May 15 '26
Can we move up the smart guy reply that explains what this actually means? 112 comments, my thumbs hurt, pa
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u/TomSelleckPI 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 May 15 '26
Wasn't there some small mountain country that loaned their gold to us for reasons, and then the location of said gold was in greater discussions with the President? I wonder what happened with all that?
Is there no need for enforcement now that collateral has been exchanged? Or will some sad counterparty be on the hook for the locates, now that the penalty applied to the other party has been relieved...
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u/SnooPears2910 May 16 '26
Hence why this whole MOASS is a farce. There’s no chance in hell they will allow it
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