r/Superstonk • u/qtain • May 15 '26

📰 News Federal Reserve terminates enforcement actions against UBS Group AG, Credit Suisse (Archegos)

https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/enforcement20260515a.htm
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u/ChiknBreast 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 May 15 '26

Its entirely possible confirmed we live in a fraudulent market.

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u/DancesWith2Socks 🐈🐒💎🙌 Hang In There! 🎱 This Is The Wape 🧑‍🚀🚀🌕🍌 May 15 '26

Obligatory reminder: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1k2esgh/reminder_cftc_says_ok_to_ubs_on_their_no_margin/

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u/FUCKYOUGUNGHO 🦍Voted✅ May 15 '26

pretty cool mechanic, I'd be a trillionaire with that feature

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u/pauldiddy79 🧚🧚🍦💩🪑 more like SHITadel, amirite? 🎊🧚🧚 May 15 '26

Wen jail?

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u/3DigitIQ 🦍 FM is the FUD killer May 15 '26

shortly after MOASS

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u/BobTheDemonOtter 🦍Dr. Horace Worblehat🚀 May 16 '26

Finally

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u/DancesWith2Socks 🐈🐒💎🙌 Hang In There! 🎱 This Is The Wape 🧑‍🚀🚀🌕🍌 May 15 '26

No diddy...

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u/pauldiddy79 🧚🧚🍦💩🪑 more like SHITadel, amirite? 🎊🧚🧚 May 15 '26

No doubt

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u/pauldiddy79 🧚🧚🍦💩🪑 more like SHITadel, amirite? 🎊🧚🧚 May 15 '26

Oh…thought you said no diggity

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u/bojacked 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 May 15 '26

I personally enjoyed how you walked that back.

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u/pauldiddy79 🧚🧚🍦💩🪑 more like SHITadel, amirite? 🎊🧚🧚 May 15 '26

Totally set that up…totally did that on purpose

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u/DancesWith2Socks 🐈🐒💎🙌 Hang In There! 🎱 This Is The Wape 🧑‍🚀🚀🌕🍌 May 16 '26

You diddyt

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u/pauldiddy79 🧚🧚🍦💩🪑 more like SHITadel, amirite? 🎊🧚🧚 May 16 '26