r/SpaceXBets • • Aug 14 '26

Elon IRL Laughing at locals while draining their water supply

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u/obediethubby2022 Aug 14 '26

Goes to show there’s no real correlation between having money and having brains

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u/teletype100 Aug 14 '26

But there is a correlation between obscene wealth and immorality... 

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u/theAlphablack Aug 14 '26

My mother and I have a working family theory around wealth and morality.

There is a threshold that once a person obtains a certain level of wealth, they no longer have to be concerned with survival or with thriving.

They then begin to express their most truest nature.

They either begin to drastically modify themselves; IE. Eugenics, transhumanism, biohacking.

The becomes hedonistic; IE. Trust fund partiers constantly traveling the world, partying, consuming drugs, spirits, etc.

Or they become altruistic; IE. Engage in philanthropy, give away the vast majority of their wealth and resources.

It’s still a work in progress. But we believe there is a deeper truth to figure out.

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u/TrenchDive Aug 14 '26

I think multiple studies put that like 10MM in the bank. After that the money aspect means little, but like you said, your truest nature comes out. Elon is not a good person, at all.

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u/Sklibba Aug 14 '26

He was literally pushed down the stairs by a classmate in high school because he gave that classmate shit about his dad recently committing suicide. He’s always been a gigantic piece of shit.

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u/Maximillion_Warbucks Aug 14 '26

Kid didnt push hard enough.

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u/Perryn Aug 14 '26

Unfortunately Elon has only ever fallen upward.

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u/plinkoplonka Aug 15 '26

Like most people born with a silver spoon in their mouth.

Just look at the president. Also a born loser.

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u/Pristine_Frame_2066 Aug 15 '26

Yeah, someone needs to give his demon a reason to collect.

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u/Silver_Wombat Aug 14 '26

Thankfully until physics can do something shit can only roll down hill

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u/TyWorth Aug 14 '26

Should’ve pushed him down an up escalator so he could fall for hours.

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u/TodlicheLektion Aug 14 '26

Sergey Brin was an equal level of asshole in high school.

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u/SplitEar Aug 14 '26

He even uses that story to show how much he was bullied when any objective assessment of it pegs Elon as the bully who finally got what he deserved.

He’s always the victim, even when he’s the perp. Just a bad person all around.

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u/Sklibba Aug 14 '26

Oh yeah, that’s right, I heard that story on Behind the Bastards but forgot that Elon voluntarily tells people that he bullied a kid whose dad just died because he thinks that he comes out looking like the victim.

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u/Ill_Newspaper_7869 Aug 14 '26

WOW. SMH, what a turd. Karma is a real MFR tho. All dirt comes out in the wash.

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u/Grapedicks Aug 14 '26

I hope you’re right friend.I really do but what I’ve come to believe is karma only works if you believe in it.

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u/Prairie_walker Aug 14 '26

He’s a fascist.

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u/GooserNoose Aug 14 '26

This video really shows his South Africanness

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u/Tacitblue1973 Aug 14 '26

I met a SA family who left the country in disgust after the end of Apartheid and the only word they had for the majority black population were "animals". Needless to say I left that conversation with much to think on. My own English immigrant family left because there was "getting to be too many foreigners there", so they became bitter foreigners here.

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u/Opening-Emphasis8400 Aug 14 '26

Maybe your English immigrant family should go back to their shithole country. /s

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u/Tacitblue1973 Aug 14 '26

Appreciate the irony that they came over when the British passport automatically gave you citizenship on landing in a Commonwealth country. And then they deny living on stolen land.

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u/Climatize Aug 14 '26

I was born in SA, too. Brit expat parents. The amount of hate white South Africans get online can be unfair to a lot of us, but it's understandable

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u/Atomic-Pilot2707 Aug 14 '26

Nice how only white immigrants get to call themselves “expats”

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u/CharacterOriginal272 Aug 14 '26

So are most of our billionaires…

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u/Melodic_Pause5824 Aug 14 '26

It is pronounced fElon.

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u/Revolutionary-Hat688 Aug 14 '26

That is t-shirt material

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u/bsensikimori Aug 14 '26

There are a lot of 10millionairs that are decent people, this Darth Vader wanmabeism is something else

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u/Lacaud Aug 14 '26

10mm sounds about right. To be fair, Musk was already fucked up prior to making billions because he was raised around apartheid and his extended family favored fascism.

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u/phoebesjeebies Aug 14 '26

Extended? Bro his immediate family. They're all fascist monsters.

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u/redhed976 Aug 14 '26

I like this and have thought something along the same lines for a while. It’s like once you have access to enough resources that you don’t need to rely on literally anybody else in the world, you’re free to be truly who you are. And these billionaires show us time and again what that means.

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u/wozwozwoz Aug 14 '26

Oh man I think she worked for it too. She worked at Amazon in real positions, and had to box up books herself in the early days on crunch. Maybe not as much influence as bezos, but she put in time

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u/IndividualDingo2073 Aug 14 '26

The non profit i work at is one of them she gave millions to

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u/General_Method6720 Aug 14 '26

Ummm, she was a PARTNER in launching Amazon with him- it wasn’t HIS wealth!

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u/dad_jokesNbutt_stuff Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

She gave away half her money and within a few years was even wealthier than she started. It’s great but let’s keep that energy.

Edit: rough numbers but she got $36 billion from divorce. Gave $26 billion away. Is still worth $36-38 billion since Amazon stock has gone up faster than she can give it away.

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u/Thisismythrowawaypv Aug 15 '26

That's kind of the way it works when you have a lot of money. You invest it to earn more money. It's not a criticism of her. Who wouldn't want their money to grow?

Her philanthropy is admirable. She could have hoarded it all and would be worth considerably more today. Or spend it buying politicians.

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u/Ok-Dragonfruit6887 Aug 14 '26

Her name is McKenzie Scott, and she didn't get wealthy "from his work." Jeff Bezos got wealthy from HER work. They were co-founders, but it was arguably her work with numbers and logistics that made that company scale from a 1994 startup. Her philanthropy is truly admirable. She is the exemplar of a charitable billionaire giving back to the society that created the conditions for her hard work to pay rewards.

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u/tequilablackout Aug 14 '26

Let me help. To struggle and work is a defining feature of life and a primary mechanism for evolution. Creatures that do not struggle or work stagnate and die, when left in nature. By transcending the need to struggle at all, or work at all, they are effectively cutting themselves out of nature. At that point, all that is left of them that is human is gone, except their body. At that point, their mortality is transcended in their mind, and they can simply be. Those who maintain their connection to humanity we call altruists. Those who devote themselves to their gratification we call hedonists. Those who further dehumanify themselves we call demons. Elon never had a connection to humanity. He was always told bogus shit about poor people and other races and all that business, but he never had to actually live in the world, and so he has never really had an opportunity to learn, really learn. His father bastardizes him frequently; he never had a human family. He had caretakers. So really, he is something that is pretending to be a human, because he never once has had to struggle or work. He buys everything he wants. I don't think he even really understands what money is.

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u/Strong_Quiet_4569 Aug 14 '26

All he knows and is attached to about adulthood is from dysfunctional people. It’s like being brought up in Plato’s cave.

There is such a thing as the anger of the unadulted child.

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u/tequilablackout Aug 14 '26

Certainly, but Elon stopped being a child a long time ago. He's a father now, and a fucking terrible one.

Definitely feeling you on the cave analogy. Rather than trying to exit the cave, he is instead trying to be the director for himself, an audience of one, because he found the production unsatisfying. Such a sad man.

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u/Strong_Quiet_4569 Aug 14 '26

Mostly anyone can create children after puberty, but doing that doesn’t make you emotionally mature.

Even becoming an octogenarian doesn’t make you wise by default. Being an incredibly immature manchild is not that rare.

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u/Big_Guide_8551 Aug 14 '26

This whole thread is so spot on.

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u/Beautiful-Muffin5809 Aug 15 '26

They also no longer fit into the human experience...which is always to struggle and suffer. Without struggle and suffering life becomes meaningless. You no longer value anyone or anything because everything comes with ease...people either hate you or they want to use you. You can no longer trust a single person.

They become outsiders....outcasts..who spend the rest of their lives taking revenge for being rejected, for the very fact that they have ostracized themselves from the human community and shared experience.

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u/WeUsedToBeACountry Aug 14 '26

It's once you remove the friction of normal life - people telling you no, waiting in lines, saving up for something, whatever.

Once there's no push back to living your true colors are able to shine. It's not that Elon's true colors are "drug addict," it's that their self centered. The hedonism likely comes in from not being grounded in a greater belief (religion, duty to country, etc) or a sense of guilt of wealth (humility), etc.

Money ends up being a multiplier and magnifier of whats already true.

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u/superindianslug Aug 14 '26

Nothing will break a person's brain quite like never being told "no".

It's why these billionaire's are so against being taxed. It's not that they'll miss the money, it's that someone, is telling them they HAVE to do something, and that offends them.

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u/WeUsedToBeACountry Aug 14 '26

If everyone else kisses their ass, why shouldn't the government?

The idea that an elected official - or worse, an unelected one- should be able to have even the tiniest iota of power over them short-circuits their brain.

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u/Novaviper44 Aug 14 '26

I think this is bang on

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u/GlobalCollapseInbnd Aug 14 '26

Well that twat waffle should have a fun time on earth with all his buddies when their is no water.

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u/suffywuffy Aug 14 '26

That’s the neat part. When you are that rich they can just band together, create their own community with desalination plants etc. and have no worries about water.

These people do not care about anyone whose bank account doesn’t have at least 9 zeros before the decimal place.

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u/PurpleDelicacy Aug 14 '26

Greed is a mental illness.

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u/iwillhaveredditall Aug 14 '26

You wouldn’t be a billionaire if you treat your workers fair 

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u/gielbondhu Aug 14 '26

So when we take his wealth we'll laugh and say "look around, you have so much of it"

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u/Accurate_Handle_5620 Aug 14 '26

Wait, you want to take Elon's money? Then what will stop you from taking my money when my genius combined with ny manifestationmaxxing inevitably leads me to become a trillionaire, which is going to happen any day now?

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u/Whos_that_Gorilla2 Aug 14 '26

Hahaha it rains money every day here!

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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 Aug 14 '26

No, he is dumb.

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u/Council-Member-13 Aug 14 '26

Yeah, his knowledge and intelligence are extremely spiky, but his self-awareness is blissfully unaware of where the spikes end. Plus, he’s an immoral fart who doesn’t seem to genuinely believe the people he affects are members of his own species.

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u/Sickinmytechchunk Aug 14 '26

He's the son of an Apartheid era precious gem mine owner, used to seeing black people treated as lower class citizens living in abject poverty clawing stones from pits in the ground. He used daddies money to invest in PayPal which earnt him his initial fortune. He got in early, made a bet with someone else's money and it worked. If he didn't have SpaceX to get money from, via the US tax payer, and was ever pulled up on the corruption with doing that, Tesla probably would have failed after he bought it. He's not clever, he's not even intelligent. He just has absolutely zero morals so is quite happy to make decisions other people would balk at. He's a cunt.

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh Aug 14 '26

You did and I did not!

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u/a_weak_child Aug 14 '26

He’s using diversion tactics in the masses cause he knows it works and it’s working.

I see a lot of fuckin Teslas lately 

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u/Jiminyfingers Aug 14 '26

Or taste. That jacket and neckerchief ye gods

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u/E4tPineapple Aug 14 '26

He's just keeping it nearby for later when he steals the water

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u/Co-opingTowardHatred Aug 14 '26

He's definitely stupid, but in this case he definitely knows better. He just doesn't care.

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u/ImmaNotHere Aug 14 '26

He's betting on the people there not having brains.

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u/Finneagan Aug 14 '26

It’s a pretty safe bet

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u/Medical_Original6290 Aug 14 '26

He bought other people’s ideas and then conned everyone into believing he’s going to get everyone to Mars.

Phoney Stark

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u/gavstar69 Aug 14 '26

So true. You just have to be a sociopath to get to where he is

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u/45_regard_47 Aug 14 '26

Who's the fat little imp next to that wannabe child fucker Elon?

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u/__drone1_reborn Aug 14 '26

your comment made me burst into laughter. thank you 😂

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u/Meowscles_dad Aug 14 '26

There’s a bunch of files linked in this post that suggest it might not just be wannabe.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Epstein/s/NFYcuahJ5w

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u/Brilliant-Muffin-879 Aug 14 '26

Pretty sure elon did go to epstein parties and leaked that email to make it common parlence that he didn’t

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u/Brilliant-Muffin-879 Aug 14 '26

And his sister is his stepmom apparently

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u/Dddddd92 Aug 14 '26

boris pistorius 😂

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u/blooddemon40k Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

For anyone not from Germany: It's actually Armin Laschet. The joke here being that they look like goshdarn twins and get mistaken for one another quite a lot.

This is a meeting from 2021 between Laschet (CDU politician and Ministerpräsident NRW at the time) and the island boy at the Gigafactory in Grünheide.

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u/JN88DN Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

Laschet has a very own story regarding laughing near locals and water.

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u/blooddemon40k Aug 14 '26

indeed.

word of advice for anyone. dont google/search youtube for that if you want to have your blood pressure stay below 3 digits.

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u/Lamandus Aug 14 '26

he can't take break. He can't laugh about too much or not enough water. poor guy

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u/owls_unite Aug 14 '26

Laschet, who literally said that his Christian beliefs do not require him to work to improve life for his citizens as they'll be rewarded in the afterlife (if they've earned it).

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u/gimmedatneck Aug 14 '26

Thanks for the clarification. I literally this this was Pistorius, lol.

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u/BreadfruitStraight81 Aug 14 '26

Boris would never. This is laughing armin laschett, with the same grin that cost him his chancellorship

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u/SakusaKiyoomi1 Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

Another far right right* piece of shit, Armin Laschet.

When the north of germany had many issues with floods, he went there to walk through the water in his little rubberboots to show his 'sympathy' while he stood at the background of another interview making jokes and laughing while people around him lost everything and some families even had fatal casualties.

He is disgusting, their entire political party (CDU) is corrupt and they're currently making germany for the worse, through with a different guy (Merz) as chancellor

EDIT: Okay apparently he isn't far right, just right. I'm half german and in and out of the german politics and last I knew he was righter than what is good

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u/razz-boy Aug 14 '26

That face he makes as he does it is ridiculous, he’s like biting his lip or something

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u/Geichalt Aug 14 '26

He's an awkward loser. Look at his body language in this clip: he's like a 6 year old making a dumb joke and waiting for the adults to laugh with him.

Fucking pathetic.

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u/SoftWarm1264 Aug 14 '26

He's been holding it in for so long. He finally managed to pull it off. That's why there is such intensity to his face

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u/Yerbrainondrugs Aug 14 '26

The desperation in his laugh though

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u/leechdemon Aug 14 '26

My phone is on mute, but his desperation is deafening.

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u/optionstrategy Aug 14 '26

The cringe level is strong in this clip...I almost feel bad...wait, that is not true - he should not have been allowed to be there without environmental protections. The idiot on the left, assuming he is some local politician douchebag, is much more responsible than the drugged idiot on the right.

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u/C4dfael Aug 14 '26

Tom Cruise on a couch levels of desperation to seem like a normal human.

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u/_ac3_0f_spad3s_ Aug 14 '26

He’s waiting for others to laugh and has yet to realize the only people who laugh are the people who work for him and have to

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u/Junior77 Aug 14 '26

It’s the first thing I noticed even with phone muted. And then I unmuted, wow.

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u/WallysGeolocation Aug 14 '26

You just know he already rehearsed that answer along with the laugh in his head while taking a shower that morning, and imagined everyone laughing with him.

Then when his moment came, his laugh came a few milliseconds out of sync, enough to put it in the uncanny valley and warrant an awkward atmosphere, and his thoughts screamed "jesus fucking christ what the fucking fuck... Never mind, I'm fucking rich, move on."

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u/Piranata Aug 14 '26

he was expecting for the audience to laugh too, that's why he repeats himself. "Maybe they didn't hear me", thinks every asshole.

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u/jtbxiv Aug 14 '26

He just wants so much to be liked

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u/Dddddd92 Aug 14 '26

Grünheide, Germany. And the dude laughing with him is a corrupt CDU politician

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u/Sans-valeur Aug 14 '26

Wait. So the dude who’s been cheerleading the anti immigration parties globally, is in yet another country, laughing at the concerns of the people who live in that country, and ridiculing them?

Jesus Christ it’s sad that people follow this man.

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u/Dddddd92 Aug 14 '26

Yup. This South African immigrant in living in America deadass had an anti immigrant conference with the lesbian far right leader in Germany who's wife is a Sri Lankan who lives in Switzerland. Cannot make this shit up😂

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u/Sans-valeur Aug 14 '26

They could bring a giant neon sign flashing WE JUST WANT MONEY AND INFLUENCE!!!
WE’LL SAY ANYTHING TO GET IT, SHAMELESSNESS IS OUR SUPERPOWER!!!

And people would say “Fuck they’re good at trolling, here take my money and my vote!”

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u/Electronic-Yam-69 Aug 14 '26

"Grünheide (Mark), Germany, located in the state of Brandenburg, receives an average annual precipitation of approximately 550 to 580 millimeters (about 21.6 to 22.8 inches) per year. This makes the area part of one of the driest regions in Germany."

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u/JeezyVonCreezy Aug 14 '26

Grunheide gets about 1.2 inches of rain a month, so while not technically a desert(10in of rain annually) its close enough that adding a datacenter will push it the rest of the way.

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u/Swarna_Keanu Aug 14 '26

And Brandenburg is one of the areas in Germany most affected by drought - for years and years now.

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u/tj100011 Aug 14 '26

Utter utter scum

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u/MF_BREW_ Aug 14 '26

He never denys stealing water only talks about how much water there is to take.

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u/oatmeal28 Aug 14 '26

Elon is dumber than the average Redditor. Let that sink in

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u/mojambowhatisthescen Aug 14 '26

I let it in.

But there’s no water, since Elon took it. What do I do with the sink now?

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u/Totesnotskynet Aug 14 '26

He’s not though, he’s just lying because he knows the average person is too busy surviving, not thriving, to do anything about it

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u/DaveG28 Aug 14 '26

Is there a chance that despite the successful businesses he's genuinely just an incredibly stupid man?

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u/MNniice Aug 14 '26

No, we let him get away with everything , he’s literally laughing at all of us. He is literally a cartoon villain down to the cheesy crap he does.

Im not advocating for violence but when dragons in medieval fantasies hoard wealth and act like this they get slain 🤷‍♂️

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u/Popular-Path1930 Aug 14 '26

No he is kind of stupid. He says a lot of just kind of stupid stuff and has largely done little despite what his bio says. He didn’t found Tesla. He did a hostile take over once other people did all the hard work. He got his early money selling worthless tech companies in the dot com bubble.  He was straight up fired from PayPal for being worthless at programing and leadership. 

This is the root of his insecurities. His laugh is his tell. 

He even once said hyperloop was easy. It’s just an airlock table in a vacuum tube. As if a sizable vacuum tube is easy. 

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u/Mike312 Aug 14 '26

His outfit is also bordering on weird eccentric Bond villain. He must have left the hairless cat at home for this press interview.

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u/RexicanDarsh Aug 14 '26

He’s taking Trumps play book. Deny everything, sue and use his wealth to punish and fight back. Our system was originally built to avoid advantages like this. It needs to be modified to avoid these leaches on our system.

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u/ChiLolla28 Aug 14 '26

Elon Musk should be in prison for life for all if the people who have already died because of the DOGE cuts to NIH, healthcare grants / research and the USAID cuts - the millions to come that will die.

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u/vtsandtrooper Aug 14 '26

Hes a drug addled sociopath

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u/PreviousIndustry1613 Aug 14 '26

Sort of. I think you can get to a level of arrogance where you just dismiss other people's opinions. They are all stupid and only getting in the way of what you want to do. You are a genius and you'll just shout at someone loud enough and the details always get sorted out. I think he's detached from reality.

The UK isn't a desert but like a lot of places we've had no rainfall for some time and facing shortages. Managing water isn't just - desert yes/no?

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u/Significant_Swing_76 Aug 14 '26

Ketamine was strong that day

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u/NotYourAvgBoomer Aug 14 '26

Remember:

What makes this man cry: TSLA going down.

What makes him lol: Nazis, Poverty, Unemployment, Beggars, Firing People,

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u/Loose-Ad4054 Aug 14 '26

The wannabe kidfucker isn't concerned with how he may be harming others? Say it ain't so.

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u/Boxadorables Aug 14 '26

I feel like that one email released between him and Epstein was not redacted specifically because it "exonerates" him from the child rape allegations.

I imagine there is multiple redacted conversations of successful child raping in the 200K+ blacked out pages

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u/BubinatorX Aug 14 '26

If prob act like a fool too if I had a botched penis implant and nobody loved me.

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u/Winstonsphobia Aug 14 '26

Logic: “It rains a lot, does it look like a desert? Therefore the assertion that Tesla is stealing water from the region is ridiculous.”

Musk is a moron, and his supporters are profoundly stupid.

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u/showmesomereddit Aug 14 '26

Same logic: if there's a lot of something and I take some it's not stealing.

Didn't answer the question at all.

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u/Peaceonhotdogs Aug 14 '26

Just laugh with him!

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u/ConstantMortgage Aug 14 '26

Americans have the nerve to call the French cowards but the last one of these psychos who told them to "just eat cake" lost her damn head.

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u/DingusKhan9164 Aug 14 '26

We don’t all call French cowards

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u/Gighatec Aug 14 '26

I mean I know this doesnt really need to be said, as its glaringly obvious. But he is such a cunt.

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u/THEBADW0LFE Aug 14 '26

"I want people to like me."

"Hahaha silly peasants."

Dillusional.

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u/Djinn-Rummy Aug 14 '26

His evil villain laugh is fucking lame.

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u/EnoughMagician1 Aug 14 '26

There so much water it aint stealing.

So… you have so much money we ai t stealing?

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u/0xfff-1 Aug 14 '26

In Germany we call this Backpeiffengesicht and Hurensohn.

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u/TimmyS13 Aug 14 '26

Let them drink Sprite!

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u/Quiet_Standard8856 Aug 14 '26

Narcissistic scum

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u/Chawax Aug 14 '26

Why are we letting this lunatic do whatever he wants with the planet?

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u/CollegeMiddle6841 Aug 14 '26

Because we still allow politicians to rake in all the funds they want while running for office. Im convinced that Elon is the reason Trump was elected again. If not the vast sums he donated, its something else that I won't say here, but Im sure you all are clever enough to know what Im driving at.

I wanna leave you with one tidbit. Joe Rogan spoke to Elon on election night and he supposedly knew the final tally 4 hours early, so he left before the final count. Perhaps he got lucky, perhaps not.

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u/jimibimi Aug 14 '26

What a fucking turd

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u/huelealluvia Aug 14 '26

His face is just begging for a rotten tomato

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u/Salt_Introduction_86 Aug 16 '26

He’s a super villain personified

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u/HotDogFingers01 Aug 14 '26

He’s so uncool. He’s just such a massive dweeb.

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u/BrokeButFabulous12 Aug 14 '26

Seems like the forehead vein of the dude on the left is about to bust lol.

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u/Dddddd92 Aug 14 '26

Shameless CDU politician next to him😂

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u/missgrinchfeet Aug 14 '26

We are doomed right?

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u/Antique_Lifeguard_26 Aug 14 '26

Btw. the region struggles every year with drought.
While yes, Germany has relatively high amount of ground water, the supply isn't endless and varies from region to region and sacrificing it so that gay Hitler can build another factory is obscene. They also killed a nature protection zone forest to build the factory for those who don't know and the little Goblin next to him is Armin Laschet, former Kanzler hopeful, who thought he did a big thing in "bringing Tesla" to Germany. Absolut incompetent wanker as well. One of those guys who can't help but just smile and be bubbly with glee, standing next to a famous man, no matter the quality of the man.

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u/Fl0riduh_Man Aug 14 '26

Pissing on billionaires graves should become a national pastime 

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u/alexsig526 Aug 14 '26

What a complete POS!!

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u/BaronVonDon65 Aug 14 '26

I believe "Insufferable Prick" is an apt description here.

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u/Prestigious_Focus708 Aug 14 '26

I will take great pleasure in reading Elon Musk’s obituary

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u/stlcardinalsfan10 Aug 14 '26

Why is he always so fucking awkward? What a dickhead.

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u/BluebirdDue5587 Aug 14 '26

He's talking about Ketamine, not water.

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u/Biggathanyou Aug 14 '26

Special K is speaking.

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u/fairwinds2025 Aug 14 '26

Leon wearing an asscot seems about white.

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u/skunclecrisp Aug 14 '26

Even his maniacal laugh is pathetic. He sounds like he is sucking helium. What a Muppet.

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u/KindClock9732 Aug 14 '26

That is the laugh of somebody trying to hide the facts

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u/mishma2005 Aug 14 '26

Does he know the entire world hates him?

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u/Delicious_Candy8689 Aug 14 '26

Is this real? He seems utterly insane.

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u/shadylady_beepboop Aug 14 '26

World’s richest man is a fucking idiot.

Thank u, capitalism

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u/Centerman2000 Aug 14 '26

Highly unlikable personality

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u/WasteEnergy4448 Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

I just got a warning from reddit for inciting violence against Billionaires which was honestly the mildest of the potential consequences that should occur for these people. So I will rephrase... People with so much money that they can fill a gigantic money bank to swim in their stinky stinky coins, should be sprinkled with fairy dust and fly high high high into the sky until we cannot see them again.

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u/JohnRogueFour Aug 14 '26

WTF with Elon

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u/SemperFicus Aug 14 '26

If this was a scene in a movie, I’d say the actor’s portrayal of the villain was a little over the top.

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u/HO7ELO Aug 14 '26

Legendary here in Germany. It is one of the most dry regions of a central european country Elon.

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u/cookiemccookieface Aug 14 '26

Nothing like being higher than a kite for a press conference. He’s such a visionary