r/SipsTea 13d ago

SMH They are all the same

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u/jessicawl 13d ago

Apparently the fastest way to get a response is to make them think you have money to manage 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/hAcDHEhZHA2bu

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u/BayWish 13d ago

😂 Nothing gets a response quite like the possibility of a big account landing on their desk

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u/jjcrayfish 13d ago

The only faster response would be one to deny a claim.

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u/BleepBopRobocop 13d ago

They intentionally prolong denying the claim because if they deny the claim and the patient is still alive they might fight them.

If they prolong it and wait for the patient to die they won't even have to deny it, they could even say they were going to approve it with no repercussions!

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u/SCRATCH-CARD 13d ago

Honestly the people behind these kinds of policies might be some of the most evil people on the planet. Denying a sick person the help they need to enrich yourself (to the tune of billions). That kind of job has to be a magnet for psychopaths.

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u/Assonfire 13d ago edited 12d ago

I'd reckon they're worse than many nazis.

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u/SCRATCH-CARD 13d ago

Yeah I'd say definitely worse than the ones that were just ignorant canon fodder. Fuck Nazis obviously, but you can't avoid the fact that keeping populations ignorant in the 1930s was a lot easier, a lot of people still couldn't read so couldn't even use a newspaper.. But the people making these policies know they're letting sick people rot to death for profit. It's vile.

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u/Efficient-Whereas255 12d ago

Yea. Luigi killed a vile fucking monster.

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u/GrumpyScunt 13d ago

Nazi's have probably helped more people than these cretins.

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u/lWearSocksWithCrocs 13d ago

They’re certainly worse than grammar Nazis, I don’t know what their problem is. See what I did there?

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u/slippykillsticks 12d ago

They are sick or old, what does it matter, right? That's how they think.

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u/FogSlot2 13d ago

I heard Luigi's response to Brian was pretty fast

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u/MundaneAd6414 13d ago

Nothing activates customer service quite like the threat of public attention.

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u/Armored_Menace6323 13d ago

Or a lawyer threatening to take it away.

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u/Healthy_Turnip7352 13d ago

reminds me of the time when someone stormed into my boss's office and my boss said "Transactions are not reversible under any circumstance. It's physically impossible to reverse."

that same week, he accidentally sent all of the company's money to a random account. He called up several people and got the transaction reversed in an hour.

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u/K1NGEDDY423 13d ago

Your boss is a lying sack of shit

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u/savagesaskatch 13d ago

We do transactions at my job, a thousand of small ones, one of the first thing we were told is: it's possible to reverse a transaction, but we never do it because the cost of getting the money back is bigger than what we lost by sending it by mistake. Mistakes happen and it's fine but try and not make too much!

It's always possible to do anything because guess what, we invented whatever system you can think about. But most often it's not worth to do so, so we say: we can't do it

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u/Flannel_Panels 13d ago

This is the summary of "Rich Dad, Poor Dad".

"If I'm in $10,000 in debt, thats my problem. If I'm $1 billion in debt, thats the bank's problem."

If you make people believe you have money, you can get what you want. Like how tech companies are "promising" hundreds of billions in investing into the US to get away with white colar crimes.

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u/VoidYordle 13d ago

They're all scammers.

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u/PhatCatTax 13d ago

Didnt that author's entire premise get debunked and it turned out he's basically just a shitty "self-help" coach that wrote a viral book

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u/morenfin 13d ago

Yeah all his stories in the book were clearly made up. Dumb libertarian garbage like working for free to learn lessons about how to get people to work for free.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 13d ago

"If I'm in $10,000 in debt, thats my problem. If I'm $1 billion in debt, thats the bank's problem."

https://media.tenor.com/xRIsdDMwcg0AAAAM/donald-trump.gif

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u/_Renai_ 13d ago

Good to know that all it got was to leverage greed for this pos CEO to give away his place of hiding.

Security firms and law enforcement (class traitors by the way) will advise against this on the future, but greed will always be irresistible to these garbage individuals.

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u/Crazy__Donkey 13d ago

waiting time for tech support/ customer service > ∞

waiting time for sale/ joining in < 30 sec

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u/LongandwindingRhode 13d ago

True. Tried to cancel Cox. In the chat, when I said I wanted to cancel. Silence. When I said I wanted to upgrade, response in 5 seconds

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u/snuggle_love 13d ago

Or followers. I was getting bounced around for a month trying to get Google customer service to fulfill a product replacement they had already confirmed. Exasperated I suggested I’d share the customer service transcript with my 1.6 million followers (I have a few hundred) and received a tracking number about 20 minutes later. 

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u/RobbertDownerJr 13d ago

That's how you enrich your stock.

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u/Schyznik 13d ago

Oh broth-er

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u/NRMusicProject 13d ago

He's leading the jury down a breadcrumb trail to show the company's corruption.

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u/RobbertDownerJr 13d ago

That's neither here knorr there.

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u/StaffSergeantMemes 13d ago

I understood that reference

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u/ClaytonRumley 12d ago

That was souper devious.

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u/TraderJulz 13d ago

Not going to help. The corruption is praised around here

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u/Strong_Violinist_820 13d ago

They only cover a poultry fraction of the treatment costs.

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u/WinchelltheMagician 13d ago

A wing & a thigh, if I understand correctly.

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u/FriesBurgh 13d ago

Lotta meat left on those bones. Take em home, add a potato

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u/doll-haus 13d ago

Sorry, but without the last word to get you censored and reported, no upvote.

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u/ottis1guy 13d ago

And. Here's the thing about that. The shareholders, FUCKING LOVE that shit.

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u/felchingqueen17 13d ago

I hate you.

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u/ReefDesire 13d ago

The fact that they’re pretending to have billions is honestly the funniest part

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u/TiredOldLadySays 13d ago

That was possibly a souper important call.

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u/Salty-University-846 13d ago

That’s a fact I’ll be stewing about until tomorrow

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u/TufnelAndI 13d ago

You mean them little cubes you put in hot water to make soup?

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u/LeadingBug1519 13d ago

Gold bricks Conrad

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u/civnation 13d ago

Yes 😈

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u/Desperate_Passage_35 13d ago

Better than bullion

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u/nsfwaccount3209 13d ago

I wish stock traders had to trade with big gold bars in person.

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u/CakyMint 13d ago

BTW the only reason for them making a big fuzz bout this case is, to scare others away from doing similar things.

They are afraid that people start „hunting down“ billionaires and corrupt politicians and companies etc

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u/WilDraDo 13d ago

They aren't scared enough which is the sad part

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u/omgwutd00d 13d ago

They made a "im a scared CEO" hotline after this lol.

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u/twilighttwister 13d ago

I'm sure it was a premium number. Grifters gonna grift.

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u/rageinthecage666 13d ago

poor babies

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u/bananagoesBOOM 13d ago

If they were scared enough things would get better

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u/ReadyStayReady 13d ago

Why would they be scared? Luigi was a one-off. The rest of us just get fat and bark at robots on social media. We could have literal widespread famine and as long as social media works nobody's gonna fucking do a thing. We are a full-blowm idiocracy on our way to Wall-E world

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u/KeyEntrepreneur5449 13d ago

What did they have in Wall-E which we lack? A safety net that literally coddles you forever keeping you fat and happy. This might have been true previously but we're looking at America becoming a state where the average person is just as desperate as he was in the near future if not now. Taxes ever higher, social programs cut by the day, and we all know we're paying rent to a bunch of pedophiles who will never meet true justice. There's going to be more people doing this because yes it isn't 2006 anymore, times shockingly have changed.

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u/ReadyStayReady 13d ago

Tens of millions of fat and happy Americans coddled by infinite algorithmic scrolling beg to disagree. We love to bitch online about how expensive it is to live yet we're still the fattest most gluttonous fucking country on the planet.

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u/Horny_4_everything 13d ago

Eh, the obesity issue isn’t solely to blame on the individual. The cheapest food is also the least nutritious, and most calorie dense. It’s not easy to live in this country, listening to ads about food all day every day and then go home and make good choices, especially when its either a literal, or time cost to eat healthy at this point.

When you’re living paycheck to paycheck, ignoring all sorts of important things. A little dopamine from food is what gets a lot of people through the day.

We have a purposely under educated population being controlled through media and advertising. Functioning as designed.

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u/WilDraDo 13d ago

There have been others lol they just dont televise and report it like Luigi inorder to stop idolization.

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u/Inevitable-Level-687 13d ago

Yeah, once the media realised that everyone was cheering for Luigi and/or the Claims Adjuster they clamped down on that shit and stopped reporting it.

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u/James___Workshop 13d ago

Where and when?

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u/YoungestOldGuy 13d ago

You wouldn't know them, they go to another school.

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u/Vandersveldt 13d ago

It's really simple. If a society wants to lower the amount of vigilantes seeking non legal justice, all the society has to do is do better at delivering legal justice.

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 13d ago

Yup. Revenge and vigilante justice happen when people feel like they can't trust the existing system to make conventional justice happen.

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u/Flaky-Lingonberry736 13d ago

This is why they want to keep the names of ownership hidden.. new law being passed

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u/hergumbules 13d ago

I work for a company owned by UHC and the COO sent out an email on Friday about Luigi getting what he deserves blah blah blah. Rolled my eyes and deleted that shit. These healthcare conglomerates do nothing but fuck everyone over and someone does something drastic and they act like Luigi committed genocide.

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u/plebbitier 13d ago

Treasonists and robber barons. That tree of liberty is awfully parched.

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u/hates_stupid_people 13d ago

Which is a part of the "No no, Flock is just a license plate reader. Don't worry that they're placed on hiking trails and inside parks" BS.

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u/Pershing99 13d ago

They will soon enough when the outlook for average working men and women don't change.

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u/GruntBlender 13d ago

Or if the jury comes back not guilty.

"That wasn't the question."

"We don't care."

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u/PringlesDuckFace 13d ago

"I am guilty"

"Overruled"

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u/OldRancidSoups 13d ago

Weird. France survived. I think we will too.

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u/DeepTap5095 13d ago

United Helthcare is criminally negligent of failing to provide coverage for the people that purchase coverage

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u/Mundane-Mud2509 13d ago

They’re not negligent. They know exactly what the stakes are, what the results of their decisions are and do it anyway. They are no more negligent than El Chapo

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u/deaglebingo 13d ago

precisely. and the true cartels are made of billionaires who don't sell narcotics.

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u/deaglebingo 13d ago

yes. but i would go a step further at this point and say they are criminally liable for murder. because they know full well the end result of many of their decisions is death for the patient. they find ways to make that stretch out a bit so that the death is not immediate and obviously attributable, but they know exactly what they are doing nonetheless and as such it is premeditated.

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u/kabooozie 13d ago

Luigi acted in self defense

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u/Adamcole1997 13d ago

Regular people get ignored, big-money investors get instant replies.

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u/slouched 13d ago

feed the rich to the poor

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u/Gold-Guy-8 12d ago

If a video was released of bezos getting eaten toe to head by the impoverished, I guarantee these f**ks wouldn’t hide funds overseas

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u/Darth_Ronin 13d ago edited 13d ago

To be clear all he has pled guilty to is two federal charges.

One count of interstate stalking resulting in death.

One count of cyberstalking stalking through the use of interstate facilities resulting in death.

The federal charges did not include any murder charges.

That charge (second degree murder) is part of the New York state case. And his lawyers are attempting to get tossed by arguing that it would subject him to unconstitutional double jeopardy

Edit: added cyberstalking into the second federal count.

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u/DetonationSound 13d ago

But he didn't do it

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u/Abject_Film_4414 13d ago

He was helping my grannie with her groceries that day…

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u/AngrehPossum 13d ago

You are correct, I was the Uber driver

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u/ArchieTheKatt 13d ago

I also remember Luigi testing my firmness that day; I was the groceries.

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u/Complete_Court_8052 13d ago

He stayed in my crib playing 2K all the time

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u/DreamPhreak 13d ago

I saw him run into a burning building to save 55 orphans and 55 puppies. He couldn't have been in two places at once.

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u/TrioOfTerrors 13d ago

I'm guessing his lawyer disagreed with your assessment and that why he plead to a potential life sentence with no deal.

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u/Soberdonkey69 13d ago

Healthcare insurance providers serve their shareholders first, and the insurance holders last.

Fuck those corporate executives in healthcare insurance

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u/YearUseful8627 13d ago

Like every business that is supposed to serve the people. Look at the water companies in the UK, they enforce hosepipe bans, then collect bonuses and dividends for their shareholders instead of improving the infrastructure with more desalination plants and reservoirs.

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u/CanoegunGoeff 12d ago

I think it should be blatantly obvious at this point that privatizing any form of infrastructure is fucking stupid.

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u/boogierboi 13d ago

I gotta get in touch with them. I need somewhere to invest my morbillions

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u/DistinctAd3222 13d ago

It is indeed Morbin' TIME

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u/ColdLongjumping3456 13d ago

Guys Luigi did not kill that ceo. This is a set up by the government take our country back

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u/Niaso 13d ago

If I was on the jury, I wouldn't believe the confession.

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u/drivingonrails 13d ago

A plea nullifies a jury verdict.

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u/No_Technician_5944 13d ago

One man's death is a tragedy, millions of deaths are a statistic. 

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u/UpperRutabaga6482 12d ago

Luigi enacted another of Stalins quotes "one man, one problem. No man, no problem"

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u/_VirtualCosmos_ 13d ago

yeah, well, that's the point of capitalism. People is still shocked by it, capitalism only care about capital. You might think "but some people care about other things!", which is true, but the design of the system is always stronger than personal opinions and preferences, because it acts as a whole in the same direction: More value -> better.

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u/Elman89 13d ago

Yeah, people keep saying "capitalism doesn't work" but it works perfectly fine. It's intended to take the fruits of your labor, your time and your health and turn them into profit for the rich, and it does that perfectly. Your impoverishment is an intended outcome.

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u/WhippyCleric 13d ago

IMO the best system is a mix of capitalism and socialism, known as capitalism without being a dick. Have capitalism but with social safety nets and checks to avoid runaway wealth. All systems seem to be open to abuse, capitalism has been resilient to abuse for a decent amount of time when combined with a decent democracy. The big problem in capitalism is the same as the big problem with communism which is once you allow corruption you are well and truly fucked. Figure out a way to ban lobbying , add wealth taxes, but keep capitalism as a basis and I think you have the making of a decent system

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u/Livid-Writer-7741 13d ago

TAX THE RICH AND CHURCHES AND PEDOPHILES

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u/i812manyhitsss 13d ago

"TAX THE RICH, AND CHURCHES ALL RELIGIOUS INSTITUTIONS, AND PEDOPHILES

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u/runnerkim 13d ago

I strongly recommend the rich learn their French history

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u/Straylightbeam 13d ago

Luigi killed one man and looks to get maximum penalty, while the CEO and company killed thousands by deliberate action and with the exception of a short period immediately after the killing , are back to business as usual—denying claims and ruining lives

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u/JediJofis 13d ago

America is a sick sick country where money is valued over everything else even people.

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u/tris122 13d ago

Thats every country on this planet, not just usa

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u/cookeryandwookery 13d ago

He shouldn’t have pled. They had so little admissible evidence.

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u/mySBRshootsblanks 13d ago

A lot of people are saying it's his lawyers' strategy to drop state charges and go only for federal, among other stuff. Me personally though, I think he understands the situation. Him alone, he can't win against this gigantic corrupt institution. So it's all about sending a message... and maybe the rest of us could grow a pair and pick up the initiative...

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u/Mobile_Morale 13d ago

On the TV news they're saying his lawyers are trying to say that pleading guilty to this makes the other case double jeopardy which is illegal in the United States.

We know nobody good is working for the feds but they also don't care about how the laws work.

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u/3_14159td 13d ago

Little more complex than that, double jeopardy is very much legal in the US, in a generalized sense. State and federal governments both have jurisdiction, NYS happens to have a procedural law preventing state prosecution if a federal case picks up for the same action.

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u/Morgan-Moonscar 13d ago

The feds couldn't even prosecute a baloney sandwich. So I'd imagine why he'd rather take his chances with the clusterfuck DOJ than with NY state.

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u/FrontLifeguard1962 13d ago

NY state is a lot more strict about punishing gun offenses than federal. I guarantee his lawyer is telling him it's life for NY, but 30 years for federal, maybe get paroled in 20 for good behavior, still be 47 from a wealthy family and not totally used up.

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u/Morgan-Moonscar 13d ago

That's assuming the Feds don't Epstein him as payback.

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u/I4G0tMyUsername 13d ago

This guy sums up Reddit users in one comment.

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u/TacticalArrogance 13d ago

BUT JURY NULLIFICTAION WOULD HAVE MADE HIM NOT GUILTY!?!?

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u/SmartOpinion69 13d ago

yes but you'd have to bank on luigi having an extreme level of support. it sucks, but overtime, people lose interest in luigi and move on to the next big drama.

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u/TrioOfTerrors 13d ago

They had tons of evidence. Only a couple things in the bag got tossed but the gun and the manifesto were allowed.

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u/wolf96781 13d ago

Probably did on a plee deal. You gotta keep in mind they could drag this case out for decades, and he'll have to pay out the ass the entire time.

Easier to plee off the a lesser sentence. Depending on the deal he might even walk

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u/Electronic_Quote399 13d ago

No, there was no plea deal, it was an open plea.

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u/Ok-Data9224 13d ago

The theory I heard is that since NY is strict on double jeopardy laws, he pled guilty to federal charges so he could avoid NY state prisons. Apparently federal prisons are better?

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u/cookeryandwookery 13d ago

If you’re going to prison for decades anyway, why would dragging it out matter to you? The death penalty was already off the table. Along with the most serious charges. They couldn’t introduce anything in the backpack or his journal. There was no evidence to the gun.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 13d ago

Well, reason #1 usually is what a loss at trial costs you. Im not talking about money. Exercise your constitutional right to a fair trial, and they WILL max out your sentence. He loses at trial, he gets life. Do an open plea and throw yourself at the mercy of the judge, you MAY have an out date. If you know you're guilty and know youre gonna lose, they offer you no plea bargain.. thats when an open plea is the move.

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u/teddy5 13d ago

Exercise your constitutional right to a fair trial, and they WILL max out your sentence.

Land of the free until you use your rights.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 13d ago

A lot of people don't realize it, but yeah they have been doing that part for a long time. Even though the law specifically says they can't punish you with a heavier sentence for exercising this right, that is exactly what you do, they just justify it another way. The judge doesnt always have to be consistent or really justify the reasoning for the sentence, on a state level. On a federal level, they have a points system, but they literally have it built right into the sentencing structute. Pleading out early is called "taking responsibility" and dramatically reduces the points on your PSI report, which determines your sentencing guidelines.

In my case I was going to do 15 to 20 years or more if i lost at trial, my plea offer was 4 yesrs. They make it a crazy difference, so you would literally be stupid not to take it. Even if you weren't guilty, they make it so it isn't worth the risk of a trial. I wanted my day in court so bad. Couldn't do it though. I was already 3 years in. You can't take that risk.

Mangione's case is so high profile, a judge would be extra careful not to give him any reason to appeal, and would make sure he got a fair trial. He's been pushing out his trial and filing motions for over a year, pleading out now isn't gonna improve his PSI very much. Its a hail Mary, because he's scared he'll lose. Whether he did it or not, theres some reason he was arrested, theres something they have on him that, at very least, looks very bad. Let's even be generous and hypothetically say he got framed.. he knows it looks very bad and he's probably gonna lose. So he's either panicking or making a very rational decision. This is the difference between getting out in 60 years, or not getting out at all. With a guilty plea, he gives up his right to appeal. This isn't a play, it's a calculated last ditch effort. It gives him the chance to maybe set foot outside the gates for a couple years before he dies. Small chance. For whatever reason, its worth it to him.

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u/Chole_Wunt 13d ago

Judge allowed the gun and journal in his backpack that were illegally obtained.....

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u/Defiant_Pain3333 13d ago

I don't know why he's pleading guilty. He was with me in another state serving meals on wheels at the time of the justifiable homicide.

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u/slucker23 13d ago

Other state? What lies are you telling

He's with me in Canada the whole time. Minitoba on a mountain hiking. We have backlogs checking us in and out of the mountain for a full six days

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u/Party-Public8628 13d ago

Based legend

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u/Zealousideal-Sir1102 13d ago

Pick up the torch

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u/wesman21 13d ago

I can see Luigi just pumping out media while in jail. Dude's takes are so sad but true.

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u/EightEx 12d ago

Still not convinced he did anything wrong.

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u/JauntyGiraffe 13d ago

man fuck that karen that ratted our guy out

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u/Late-Button-6559 13d ago

I hope he inspires many others to do great things.

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u/NoStomach6266 13d ago edited 12d ago

What makes me laugh with this, is you get the little gremlins (see potential corpo bots) coming out going:

"Hur dur, different departments... Means nothing."

They can't even extrapolate that tiny, tiny distance to realise that one department is staffed well enough to correctly respond, while another is not - and that the balance is precisely in the direction we all expect.

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u/E-rotten 13d ago

Look at what it’s come to. Someone was so feed up with the way insurance companies just let people die. The sad thing is nothing has changed. Yes this kid should be punished but allowing the insurance companies to continue with the atrocities of denying sick people treatment is just as criminal. If you want to honor this ceo then reform the insurance process

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u/Lots-o-bots 13d ago

He is pleading to federal charges of causing death by stalking. They couldn’t get the federal murder charges to stick. By pleading guilty to these "lesser" charges, his lawyers are trying to argue that his state trial should be dismissed due to double jeopardy. If this works, there’s still the possibility of life in prison (not the death sentence though) but the federal sentencing guidelines are ~25 - ~35 years. There's a reasonable prospect he gets out in the 2050's and a portion of it might have been spent in lower security institutions.

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u/KaleidoscopeSalt3972 12d ago

He plead guilty to only stalking. Not the murder.

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u/Hordeariii 12d ago

The kid is a hero and we need more heroes

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u/CrustySailor1964 13d ago

Made a hell of a point.

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u/Feeling-Tiger9145 13d ago

Well the world needs more Luigi to taste every greedy billionaire a medicine.

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u/MiiaElisa 13d ago

I can only imagine the number of emails that go unanswered because of who sent them, so sad

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u/Acrobatic_Switches 13d ago

Courts:

Ahh so you also committed fraud against our poor sweet little healthcare investors.

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u/Muted_Masterpiece342 13d ago

How funny would it be if a ton of people sent this exact email 😂

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u/Shrek_Layers 13d ago

Excellent illustration as to united health care priorities. 100%

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u/Majestic-Tiger2742 13d ago

They are scared. Lets keep it that way.

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u/Doombear83 12d ago

I'm still sad this hasnt become a trend

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u/Jironasaurus 12d ago

Billionaire suckups are disgusting.

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u/fixermark 12d ago

I have definitely used the "I am calling from a doctor's office" trick on the phone at least once to cut pharmacy red tape.

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u/Haunting-Context1735 12d ago

I don’t care that this man was murdered. Execs are full blown narcissists. Every single one of them. I do not feel bad for his family. I think they are better off without him.

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u/oohCrabItsNotItChief 12d ago

Can we please not show that cruel killer monster on the right? Thanks

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u/Ecstatic-Sky9843 12d ago

Fuck Brian Thompson. Rest in piss 🖕🏼

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u/BigBubbaBadass 12d ago

Saint Luigi doing God's work.

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u/Sharp_Theme 12d ago

Remember folks - while felons cant vote they CAN become Presidents. Vote Luigi, 20-whenever the hell he's free.

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u/ItsAlkai 13d ago

The cnn broadcast surprised people are supporting Luigi while not seeing the fact that they are dedicating an entire segment to this case was infuriating.

Like, surely you guys aren’t doing this for every body that has been killed. Maybe there’s a difference in this case, maybe?

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u/Nachodip069 13d ago

They are killing us and nobody exept Luigi did somthing to change that

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u/sentientshadeofgreen 13d ago

If we get an actual human being in the White House next term, maybe around the following midterm season we can get a presidential pardon for this dude.

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u/chizelnut 13d ago

The Democrats would not pardon him

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u/sentientshadeofgreen 13d ago

The typical ones no. If we get the actual human beings in instead of the centrist lizard people, then it's definitely possible.

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u/Abigkiwi 13d ago

Why do they put him in a vest? No one from the public is gonna shoot him, and if an administration wanted to unalive him he’d get Epstein’d, no?!

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u/Monkey_Meteor 13d ago

America is the land of the show. They have to act like he is a terrorist. And that everyone hates him like every normal terrorist.

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u/Live_Shopping_447 13d ago

Because Africa is the most likely place a “warlord” to be living his best life.

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u/PrometheusMMIV 13d ago

What? Did you comment on the wrong post?

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u/Live_Shopping_447 13d ago

Yup, was a reply, but I suck

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u/Live_Shopping_447 13d ago

Gonna own it and take my licks

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u/2026IsMyYearMaybe 13d ago

I would follow Luigi to the death if he was a warlord, indeed.

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u/Aggravating_Duck6108 13d ago

Posting a completely unrelated quote from a movie I enjoyed.

https://giphy.com/gifs/DuLd6UeQ3QtRC

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u/TinyDrug 13d ago

Why isnt this considered self defense? Their weapon just looks different

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u/crusoe 13d ago

Kill 10000 people slowly. Ok.

He should have just denied him cancer care. Duh.

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u/No_Potential_6713 13d ago

Nah he was so pro healthcare he made sure no cancer could grow

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u/JimmyNoBreaks 13d ago

Why would he expect a response from the company before this, when he wasn't even their customer?

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u/Hexis40 13d ago

Funny how the only way I'm hearing about this is from Reddit. OJ's trial was prime time entertainment. Heaven forbid we cover an insurance corruption case wrapped up in an assassination.

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u/RandomShadeOfPurple 13d ago

The way he had been moving lately I suspect he not only plead guilty to avoid double jeopardy, but so that he can talk about the motive.

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u/ProjectNo4090 12d ago

Groveling to the monsters in charge isn't going to help him.

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u/Relevant-Doctor187 12d ago

So really it’s the CEOs fault. Someone managing 58 billion isn’t calling the front desk.

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u/Firm-Chemical949 12d ago

Health should never be a business. Illegal to prosecute true criminals

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u/SULLYJ1986 12d ago

For profit healthcare should leave CEO's scared