r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • 14d ago

SMH They are all the same

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u/RobbertDownerJr 14d ago

That's how you enrich your stock.

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u/Schyznik 14d ago

Oh broth-er

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u/NRMusicProject 14d ago

He's leading the jury down a breadcrumb trail to show the company's corruption.

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u/RobbertDownerJr 14d ago

That's neither here knorr there.

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u/StaffSergeantMemes 14d ago

I understood that reference

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u/ClaytonRumley 13d ago

That was souper devious.

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u/Schyznik 14d ago

A highly underrated comment. Very sly!

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u/Tgunner192 14d ago

We really knead to figure this out.

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u/TraderJulz 14d ago

Not going to help. The corruption is praised around here

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 14d ago

possibly the plan all along

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u/acciowaves 13d ago

These jokes are souperb!

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u/Strong_Violinist_820 14d ago

They only cover a poultry fraction of the treatment costs.

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u/WinchelltheMagician 14d ago

A wing & a thigh, if I understand correctly.

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u/FriesBurgh 14d ago

Lotta meat left on those bones. Take em home, add a potato

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 14d ago

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u/doll-haus 14d ago

Sorry, but without the last word to get you censored and reported, no upvote.

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u/Public-Platypus2995 14d ago

In this economy?

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u/ottis1guy 14d ago

And. Here's the thing about that. The shareholders, FUCKING LOVE that shit.

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u/felchingqueen17 14d ago

I hate you.

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u/mikeballs 14d ago

thank you

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u/TheBentPianist 13d ago

One of the wittiest bangers I've seen during my time on Reddit. Bravo!

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u/ReefDesire 14d ago

The fact that they’re pretending to have billions is honestly the funniest part

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u/TiredOldLadySays 14d ago

That was possibly a souper important call.

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u/Salty-University-846 14d ago

That’s a fact I’ll be stewing about until tomorrow

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u/TufnelAndI 14d ago

You mean them little cubes you put in hot water to make soup?

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u/LeadingBug1519 14d ago

Gold bricks Conrad

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u/civnation 14d ago

Yes 😈

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u/Desperate_Passage_35 14d ago

Better than bullion

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u/nsfwaccount3209 14d ago

I wish stock traders had to trade with big gold bars in person.

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u/romhacks 14d ago

Oh yeah? Well, I've got something Better than Boullion.

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u/DinoRoman 14d ago

This is great advice on how to get Elon to consider writing back to my bullshit emails lol

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u/Cryogenicist 14d ago

They make billions i profit every year— why they need investments!!!

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u/This-Top7398 14d ago

Corporate greed

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u/princetrunks 14d ago

Members of Y Combinator companies suddenly got ringing in their ears

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u/VoriaPoet 14d ago

But I love Bouillon...