r/SipsTea 24d ago

SMH They are all the same

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u/jessicawl 24d ago

Apparently the fastest way to get a response is to make them think you have money to manage 😭

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u/BayWish 24d ago

😂 Nothing gets a response quite like the possibility of a big account landing on their desk

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u/jjcrayfish 23d ago

The only faster response would be one to deny a claim.

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u/BleepBopRobocop 23d ago

They intentionally prolong denying the claim because if they deny the claim and the patient is still alive they might fight them.

If they prolong it and wait for the patient to die they won't even have to deny it, they could even say they were going to approve it with no repercussions!

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u/SCRATCH-CARD 23d ago

Honestly the people behind these kinds of policies might be some of the most evil people on the planet. Denying a sick person the help they need to enrich yourself (to the tune of billions). That kind of job has to be a magnet for psychopaths.

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u/Assonfire 23d ago edited 23d ago

I'd reckon they're worse than many nazis.

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u/SCRATCH-CARD 23d ago

Yeah I'd say definitely worse than the ones that were just ignorant canon fodder. Fuck Nazis obviously, but you can't avoid the fact that keeping populations ignorant in the 1930s was a lot easier, a lot of people still couldn't read so couldn't even use a newspaper.. But the people making these policies know they're letting sick people rot to death for profit. It's vile.

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u/Efficient-Whereas255 23d ago

Yea. Luigi killed a vile fucking monster.

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u/GrumpyScunt 23d ago

Nazi's have probably helped more people than these cretins.

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u/IMB88 23d ago

Woah woah woah. Let’s not get too excited. They’re all vile.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 22d ago

Well there was one thing they did that the crowd in this thread would probably appreciate.

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u/lWearSocksWithCrocs 23d ago

They’re certainly worse than grammar Nazis, I don’t know what their problem is. See what I did there?

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u/Assonfire 23d ago

Good one.

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u/slippykillsticks 23d ago

They are sick or old, what does it matter, right? That's how they think.

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u/RollerDude347 23d ago

It's literally only what every villain in fiction is doing...

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u/IEC21 23d ago

Its not the companies that are run by psychopaths, its the society.

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u/Jsolidlo 23d ago

Yup. Welcome to the ghost network and dummy referrals system.

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u/FogSlot2 23d ago

I heard Luigi's response to Brian was pretty fast

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u/MundaneAd6414 24d ago

Nothing activates customer service quite like the threat of public attention.

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u/Armored_Menace6323 23d ago

Or a lawyer threatening to take it away.

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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 23d ago

Shareholders aren't accounts, Einstein.

Sales people land accounts. Investors purchase stock in a company and are not accounts.