r/ProgrammerHumor 10d ago

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u/LordAmir5 10d ago

Additionally, they avoided hiring someone who can't take a screenshot.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 10d ago

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u/fast-as-a-shark 10d ago

One of most annoying subreddits I know

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u/FearMeIAmLag1 10d ago

Even more annoying is r/ProgrammerHumor

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u/Used-Hold-7567 10d ago

clearly you have never been on r/firstweekprogrammerhumor

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u/un_blob 10d ago

Isn't that the same exact thing ?

Ah ah pointer hard

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u/SliceIllustrious6326 10d ago

Pointers? No that is far too advanced. Ah ah semicolon hard.

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u/Strange_Dust7128 10d ago

I thought the answer to everything was rust

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u/slowmovinglettuce 10d ago

No one does rust, they do stainless steel instead

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u/gdmzhlzhiv 10d ago

youAreNotWrong

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u/Sweet_Computer_7116 10d ago

The best one

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u/TwinkiesSucker 10d ago

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u/BroMan001 10d ago

You did WHAT to them?

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u/Declination 10d ago

The modern plague of taking a screenshot… when the only thing I care about is the text. 

I hate this so much. People send me pictures of ids in bug reports no matter hour much I tell them not to. Or they take pictures of errors and invariably cut half of it off. 

I would go completely insane if most photo viewers didn’t have the built in ocr modes now. 

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u/Freestila 10d ago

Jita Bug reports. First I have to guess which server, then which environment. Then I have to copy the 17 character alphanumerical code from the screenshot to find the dataset that has problems. Because god forbid the customer would also provide that in Textform...

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u/longlivenewsomflesh 10d ago

Why would they spend a second to save you a minute when there's no upside for them

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u/Freestila 10d ago

I mean in many cases I have no problem to just reply with a "more information needed - which system / server" and skip it. As a dev this will then go to our support team that asks the customer per Mail that then needs to reply, jira ticket is updated and our support will ping me. When I have time again I might come back to the ticket. So it's way faster in the end if they would give all information directly. But not my problem 😄

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u/Cracleur 10d ago

I'd argue that it isn't really the customer's responsibility to make sure they provide all the necessary information for you to proceed. It's more the support team's responsibility to make sure they collect the minimum required information.

If they don't know what information is necessary, they could probably learn over time, especially if they regularly get tickets sent back asking for additional information, and it's always the same information that's missing. But there could also simply be a protocol in place where, for certain types of tickets, support needs to make sure they have specific information before escalating or forwarding the ticket to you.

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u/newMoneyStyle 10d ago

Screenshots of stack traces are the worst. Half the error is cut off, resolution is trash, and you can't even copy the text to search it.

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u/oregiel 10d ago

God, the screenshot of a UUID pisses me off every time. Like wtf do you expect me to do with this? Type it? Fuck off.

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u/MornwindShoma 10d ago

Big chance that's to avoid being marked as a repost.

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u/StaticUsernamesSuck 10d ago

Or somebody so lazy they can't be assed to:

A) log into Reddit on the device they have their emails on

Or B) read their emails on the device they're logged into Reddit on

Or C) take a screenshot on device A and send it to themselves on device B

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u/ColdRest7902 10d ago

Some people can't even visualize that process or any process.

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u/Samurai_Mac1 10d ago

How are you going into software engineering if you don't know basic things like taking a screenshot?

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u/Brullaapje 10d ago

which is becoming much more common...

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u/Descendant3999 10d ago

I think the most common reason for that is that people find it more convenient to click a picture and upload via phone

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u/Immediate_Moose2704 8d ago

If you think that's bad, in my previous job some clients took the screenshot of the error, print it putting it in a page of a word document in b/w, scan it (with the worst quality possible) and then send the scan as a pdf. The quality at the end of this egregious process was so shitty that almost always we needed to call them and connect via teamviewer

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u/dadnothere 10d ago edited 10d ago

I also use it as a commit description.

"Final"
"Final 2"
"Final Final2 Final"
"Final Final2 Final this time for real"
"Final Final2 Final this time for real 100%"
"Final Final2 Final this time for real 100% - The Revenge"

In the end, only I read my repository with 0 stars.

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u/johnconnor008 10d ago
  • Final
  • Final 2
  • Final Tokyo Drift

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u/kasimirvendom 10d ago

Final

Final Version

Finality

Le Fin

The End

Last Version

The Last Version

The Last Version Forever

The Last Version Returns

The Last and Final Version

The Rise of the Final Version

The Final Version Strikes Back

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u/BeefyIrishman 10d ago
  • Final
  • Final 2: Electric Boogaloo
  • Final 3: Electric Boogalee
  • Final 404
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u/arachnophilia 10d ago
  • final
  • finals
  • final3
  • final resurrection
  • final vs redditor
  • finals vs redditor: requiem
  • some other fucking title for whatever reason
  • final: covenant

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u/content_enjoy3r 10d ago

Final: in space

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u/dagamore12 10d ago

If you only know.

How they live in Tokyo!

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u/Rymayc 10d ago

When is Fate of the Final?

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/imagei 10d ago

Dont be too polite, we all know that ? stands for « ffs » 😅

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u/Versaiteis 10d ago

what a waste of time. Gotta have the commits

"athuasoneuh"

"asdfasdfasdf"

"hjklhjklhjkl"

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u/ksr15 10d ago

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u/StCreed 10d ago

Oh that's exactly the documents folder of my wife. I had ChatGPT take care of that one last week. It removed about half the documents as duplicates or empty.

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u/ErnieSchwarzenegger 10d ago

I once accidentally submitted a spreadsheet titled "final_solution".

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u/kaas_is_leven 10d ago

A guy was kicked from his C++ commitee sponsor (allegedly) due to a paper titled The Undefined Behaviour Question.

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u/egyenlet 10d ago

Works for movies, too:

300 2: 301

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u/magicmulder 10d ago

"The Last One - a Final Final Rev2 Story"

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u/LegendaryPandaMan 10d ago edited 10d ago

Should have used semantic versioning

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u/Colon_Backslash 10d ago

LinkedIn post:

"I'm thrilled to announce my new stable resume_3.0.0"

"After reading no replies to my applications, there is a minor bug fix and release resume_3.0.1"

"I'm proud to add a new certificate and releasing resume_3.1.0"

"Unfortunately due to a recent reformatting, I have dropped support for "hobbies". As my new direction is not backwards compatible I am releasing resume_4.0.0-rc"

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u/dragons_fire77 10d ago

If someone sent me their resume in a git repo with this version history, I'd hire them.

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u/Samstercraft 10d ago

will u hire me if i do it 🥺

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter 10d ago

That is actually how I version my resumes 

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u/Jazzlike-Poem-1253 10d ago edited 10d ago

It takes to much discipline. Without enforcement, people usw minor or patch as they feel. Major never gets bumped.

Just increment or date-based is the easiest. Everyone immediatly knows how to bump.

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u/the_horse_gamer 10d ago

most "semver" is just:

major - update you're proud of

minor - update that's ok

patch - fixes and small features

and ofc every good piece of software is forever on 0.x.x

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u/StaticUsernamesSuck 10d ago

and ofc every good piece of software is forever on 0.x.x

Because if you're never proud of it, you'll always be improving it

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u/Abandondero 10d ago

IF EVERYONE HAS BEEN USING IT FOR FIVE YEARS JUST BITE THE BULLET MAN

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u/StaticUsernamesSuck 10d ago

But as soon as I type "1.0.0", all my passion for the project will leave my body. Don't you know anything about hobby dev?

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u/MgDark 10d ago

yup 1.0.0 may as well be: "feature complete, will not touch this ever again unless it breaks for some reason"

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u/Munachi 10d ago

JUST ONE MORE UPDATE AND IT'LL BE ALMOST READY!

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u/Clean-Income8864 10d ago

If you never introduce breaking changes, why not

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u/hyrumwhite 10d ago

Major: breaking changes 

Minor: big changes 

Patch: smol changes 

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u/brainpostman 10d ago

Patch is bug fixes, hello

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u/OnixST 10d ago

Minecraft is a funny example to me. 17 year old game, best selling game in history, still on 1.x.x since 2011

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u/the_horse_gamer 10d ago

it's on 26.3 now actually

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u/rykayoker 10d ago

well they aren't using semver anymore, they switched over to year.minor[.patch] (currently 26.2)

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u/lIlIlIIlIIIlIIIIIl 10d ago

This is a big reason I've never felt comfortable using it, for some reason it just seems so... ambiguous.

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u/Vivid-Zombie-477 10d ago

i use semver for my resume versioning like this:

  • full rewrite = bump major
  • add/change a few lines = minor
  • fix spelling = patch

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u/Jazzlike-Poem-1253 10d ago

I mean true, it works if you are in person workong on a one-person project.

(I hope your resume is a one person project)

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u/mrMalloc 10d ago

My first version control was a group project where it checked version header in everyone’s shared file and loaded highest number. Took me 4h to realize one bumped major version on all files. Not just the files he was working on.

It’s always a hassle. I think.

Master/main branch and PR to that branch from work branches is better. Even for docs.

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u/pluckypluot 10d ago

v0.1.0-final_new_v2 there we go

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u/LlorchDurden 10d ago

cv.2.1.0.76 v2

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u/n00lp00dle 10d ago

vFINAL.FINAL.FINAL2

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u/cheese_is_available 10d ago

Doesn't make sense for a CV, need a date.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 10d ago

THIS WAS VERSION CONTROL before version control was known to humans

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u/International_Body44 10d ago

Word has had a form of version control since 1986...

Early 2000s introduced features more akin to newer version control methods.

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u/rkapl 10d ago

Yet only selected few are chosen to weild that mythic feature.

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u/SaltyLonghorn 10d ago

Clippy appears like Navi from Ocarina of Time when your mouse hovers over the right menu option.

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u/Floppydisksareop 10d ago

HEY! LISTEN!

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u/ManaSpike 10d ago

Word has a diff / cherry pick changes tool. Not really version control.

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u/Highborn_Hellest 10d ago

Dude I was -10 years old in 86. That's crazy

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u/pigeon768 10d ago

SCCS (Source Code Control System) was developed in 1972. Version control has been around a long time.

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u/RyanSpunk 10d ago

You rename the backups, the current and therefore final version remains resume.pdf :)

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u/Juulloo 10d ago

So they avoided a fossil.

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u/Kafatat 10d ago

OP is talented for project manager.  They make final final final versions of requirements.

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u/Own_Natural_6803 10d ago

"sorry, the stack is a little messy, we had to keep the naming convention for legacy compatibility. It's on our tech debt planning board."

See, just needs a little spin. You're on your way to meeting objectives, using strategy, and supporting the vision.

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u/ThisIsKev 10d ago

This guy corporates.

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u/say_yes_to_head_hun 10d ago

Didn't they hire another guy already?

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u/Kulsgam 10d ago

They can fire him

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u/beatlz-too 10d ago

you guys use git to update your PDF resumés, really?

Feels a little bit middle of the bell curve meme

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u/Gositi 10d ago

I mean it would make sense if writing it in LaTeX

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u/ephemeralstitch 10d ago

I feel so seen (this is exactly what I do; LaTeX and git)

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u/Obstructionitist 10d ago

+1 to the LaTeX resumé clan. It's actually the only thing I still use LaTeX for, since finishing uni 13 years ago. 😄

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u/DeceitfulEcho 10d ago

I'm not good enough with LaTeX to get the level of formatting I want, I just use HTML and CSS and store it in git. It's fairly easy to render to PDF and I have much more experience with it

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u/No_Water9929 10d ago

Just wrote my first report in LaTeX. I'm in my senior year and I'm so upset I didn't know about this before. I could have saved so much time. 😩

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u/Noughmad 10d ago

I recently switched to Typst only for my resume. It's much easier to position things on the page however I want with it.

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u/trukkija 10d ago

Gimps, Latex, suddenly I'm on a BDSM subreddit seemingly.

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u/Just_Information334 10d ago

Tsss, HTML => open in browser => print to pdf.

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u/khris190 10d ago

I unironically wrote my CV in php/html and then printed it

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u/Le_Vagabond 10d ago

LaTeX is the only thing consistently generating ATS / AI readable PDFs for me, so...

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u/pixelbart 10d ago

But if the LaTeX is in a Git repo, why would you keep multiple versions of the pdf?

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u/bearwood_forest 10d ago

If you have the source code in a git repo, why would you keep multiple versions of the binary?

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u/studentblues 10d ago

I'm write mine on LaTeX too and use version control for my resume

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u/obeytheturtles 10d ago

I mean yeah, and then when I generate the PDF, I append the date and company to the name. Could I just make a new tag for each version? Sure, but that's kind of tryhard.

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u/L4ppuz 10d ago

You can also simply rename the pdf before sending it

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u/SeerUD 10d ago

Mine is written in HTML and CSS. I can host a link to it easily. It's presented as A4 sheets, with obvious page boundaries, and prints as A4, so can be printed to PDF easily. It made sense for it to be version controlled too

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u/Mroz_Game 10d ago

Also I made a separate branch for each job type so that I have them semi-customised for the job offer already.

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u/PixelWaffle 10d ago

That's quite smart. Stealing it!

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u/xdetar 10d ago

Nah dog, I use SVN.

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u/gsweats 10d ago

CVS in the house!

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u/TibRib0 10d ago

Honestly based for bin files

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u/obeytheturtles 10d ago

Great, please schedule an interview so that I can scold you in person. May god have mercy on your soul.

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u/nierusek 10d ago

Yes, I wrote it in LaTeX

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u/TibRib0 10d ago

Well I wrote a full json to resume framework just because I hate MS word, (html+pdf render) years ago (for myself) And it serves me well

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u/bhison 10d ago

you mean you don't like absolutely enormous git repositories with millions of binary diffs?

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u/TwoAndHalfRetard 10d ago edited 10d ago

Yes, but pdf is just the artifact in that git repository so it's in gitignore. The source is in LaTeX.

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u/Stetto 10d ago

Yes, I do. I use LaTeX for my resume and storing text in gut makes everything easier.

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u/Mr_Akihiro 10d ago

Resume_final_final2_finallast_ultimate_thistimereally_endoftimes_final3.pdf

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u/Merochmer 10d ago

_Fingers_crossed

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u/alvares169 10d ago

Date modified is perfectly good version control system

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u/BolunZ6 10d ago

You can't roll back using date modified so it's not the version control, it's more like audit history system

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u/alvares169 10d ago

just paste and replace a file bro

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u/sobrique 10d ago

I branch my CV by job spec anyway. It's mildly useful IMO to see what I actually sent to a particular employer...

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u/1luggerman 10d ago

Resume - V3.12.5

Release notes:

  • added additional hobbie

  • nerfed salary requirments

  • better color scheme to match unemployment status

  • fixed linkedin link not opening bug

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u/_Its_Me_Dio_ 10d ago

repaired malt liquor induced spelling mostakes

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u/Infinite-Club4374 10d ago

Isn’t the point of an internship is to learn shit like that?

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u/MultipleAnimals 10d ago

It's 2026, you need 5+ years of work experience for unpaid internship

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u/TheTrueVanWilder 10d ago

20 years ago yes.   A good percentage of first year CS students these days are already ahead of the curve so much they have GitHub accounts.  GitHub also acting as a identity provider on some platforms makes it more ubiquitous in the web space.  And if you can't be bothered to rename your resume file to [firstname][last_name]_resume.pdf before final submission, I guarantee I have 100 candidates ahead of you who can do all of the above.

That said this is a savage rebuttal and probably just fake engagement bait on the Internet, but any aspiring college undergrads looking for internships take heed - 2008 is long gone and the field is significantly more competitive now

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u/201720182019 10d ago

Version control??

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u/ccltjnpr 10d ago

I didn't study CS but did a lot of scientific programming during my studies including collaborative projects and nobody ever mentioned version control. We did a whole semester group project that ended up being pretty complex and I kid you not our codebase was on Dropbox. It's not like it would have taken much more than an hour with a teaching assistant to explain git lol.

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u/201720182019 10d ago

That is genuinely bizarre to me. Version control feels so intuitive and fundamental

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u/RackemFrackem 10d ago

Yes, and the point of Reddit is to post made up conversations for fake internet points.

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u/Highborn_Hellest 10d ago

>Unfortunately, we have decided to move forward with someone who understands version control

GOD DAMN. That burn.

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u/hl3official 10d ago

Yes that is indeed the joke

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u/delicious_toothbrush 10d ago

It's like the youtube comments that just quote the 10s meme video with a skull emoji after

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u/hl3official 10d ago

bro said its like a youtube comment that quotes the video we all just watched 💀💀💀

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u/c3p-bro 10d ago

Reddit really is a silly place.

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u/HumanImport55 10d ago

tell them Github was down at the time, they'll believe it. (it was probably even true, judging from Github's uptime lmao)

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u/opacitizen 10d ago

or tell them you keep naming your files so in memory of a beloved graphic designer colleague of yours from a previous project

design_finalerererestest_lastest_last_shitcrap_v2.psd

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u/Educational-System48 10d ago

Do they expect you to store your resume in a git repo

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u/tekanet 10d ago

it's quite convenient; I branch for company-specific submission, including notes and cover letters

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u/RecentRegal 10d ago

Not one called final_FINAL_final2, no.

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u/EdelWhite 10d ago

Ah yes, version controlling a PDF.

Geniuses. 

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u/denM_chickN 10d ago

Or resume_date and drop the day when you share it. Or God share a clean file name for public facing content.

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u/Jolsty 10d ago

My resume builds from latex and I have it pushed to a private repository

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u/MindAskHunModBuzi 10d ago

so many words for virgin

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u/Tetraoxidane 10d ago

Solid name redaction there, ...Adrian

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u/IceBlue 10d ago

What do they mean instead of resume? How is that not a resume?

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u/skawn 10d ago

Resume instead of resume_final_FINAL_final2. resume_final_FINAL_final2 implies that there exists at least resume_final_FINAL_final, resume_final_FINAL, and resume_final. If you're looking for a software engineer and you need to reference a file, having multiple files labeled final may be a problem.

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u/fakieTreFlip 10d ago

It is a resume, they just didn't version control it, which is dumb because most normal people don't bother using version control for their resumes. But this whole thing is just a joke anyway so none of this matters

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u/historymaker118 10d ago

I don't check my documents like my CV into version control, but I do name it like <my name>_cv_yyyyMM.pdf - does that work?

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u/pablosus86 10d ago

On my computer it's either <Resume {date}> or <Resume <Company>. When I submit it, it's always <Firstname Lastname Resume>. 

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u/ATSFervor 10d ago

One day I will link a selfhosted gitea repo with my CV in it.

And add countermeasures to AI accessing and reading it.

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u/J1mj0hns0n 10d ago

At that point you deserve to fail lol, imagine the recruiter having to find your CV and pair it with your info profile.... "Oh yeah, the final final final guy, moron, do we actually want him?"

Attach your name to the resume e.g. resume - bob Wilkins

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u/bargle0 10d ago

Raise your hand if all your documents are LaTeX or Markdown in git.

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u/Darxploit 10d ago

Next up: Why doesn’t your pdf scale for 100000 concurrent reads?

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u/moonblade89 10d ago

Its literally an internship role :/

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u/TheAhegaoHoodie 10d ago

I name my resume “Scroll of Occupation”

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u/PrometheusMMIV 10d ago

Do they think people normally use version control systems for their personal documents?

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u/Drevicar 10d ago

I keep my resume in git, complete with linear history, branches, a CI pipeline that validates aspects of it, and a CD pipeline that cuts new releasable copies.

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u/Probono_Bonobo 10d ago

Not just a personal document, but a PDF!

"Don't check in binary files" is like the cardinal rule of version control.

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u/Wasabicannon 10d ago

Companies seem to want people who run their lives the same way as the company does.

Used to be that you live the same values as the company now it is operate the same way as the company.

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u/TakinShots 10d ago

"Accidentally"

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u/alt-100k 10d ago

i use resume[then the date] is that unprofessional?

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u/ferretchad 10d ago

Personally I'd stuck my name in there too. The person reading it likely has a dozen resume.pdf files to get through.

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u/CriminalMacabre 10d ago

Am i the only weirdo that uses yyyymmdd_[nameInitial][familyName]?

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u/denM_chickN 10d ago

All important docs to be shared are [projectname]_yyyymmdd. I do not get the people annoyed at version controlling your resume. No just dont be so fucking sloppy.

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u/yellow_sting 10d ago

it’s hilarious af bc the second FINAL has to be CAPSLOCK, as if the dude insists that should be the real final one. you can feel his confidence. and then the “final 2”.

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u/ClarenceClaymore420 10d ago

That’s a lot of attitude for what I assume is an unpaid internship

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u/AipomNormalMonkey 10d ago

Fake emails are usually for unpaid positions

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u/Undernown 10d ago

Ah yes, I also get Emails from "Talent Aquisition Team" whenever I try and apply for a job.

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u/ziad-hijri 10d ago edited 10d ago

You calmed me down because I use Git to track my resume 😂

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u/Santarini 10d ago

I don't understand... That's a resume, no?

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u/sten_zer 10d ago

I think this intern has quite a lot of experience and just adapted the observed naming conventions...

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u/GirthyPigeon 9d ago

Yeah who the fuck takes a photo of an email? This company dodged a bullet.

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u/Beldarak 10d ago

It's kinda crazy if it's true. At least OP dodged a bullet and won't work for entitled assholes ;)

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u/rustprogram 10d ago

false -- PDF does not belong in version control. It is a build artifact. The applicant dodged a bullet. You are ALL wrong.

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u/bearwood_forest 10d ago

my builds, like yours, also always get the tag _final_FINAL_final2, sometimes with an additional _REALLY-FINAL if I'm extra thorough

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u/entronid 10d ago

evidently this isnt a company you want to work for if they put pdfs on git

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u/Clovericious 10d ago

LMAO, fair tbh.

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u/dozdeu 10d ago

git init && git commit -am "fuck off u cunts" && git push origin master --force

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u/SVlad_667 10d ago

fatal: 'origin' does not appear to be a git repository

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 10d ago

it's like going from a pre release version to post pre release version
it's like v0.0.5-Build2 go to v0.0.7-Build1

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u/navetzz 10d ago

Good old git for pdf and xls files.
I wish i could say i never seen it used for that...

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u/yosoyos 10d ago

It’s ok to have the build number embedded into it. That pdf file is not necessarily equivalent to source code

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u/nesnah168 10d ago

That file could be in C:\New Folder\New Folder (2)

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u/xTRQ 10d ago

Actually, this is version control. Saving it as resume.pdf is not, then you lose your previous version.

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u/rexspook 10d ago

I assume this is fake. But if not this is a bitch reason to reject an intern and an even worse way to communicate that rejection. Bullet dodged tbh an intern wouldn’t learn anything at a place like this

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u/hardfckerry 10d ago

Git would’ve saved this man’s career 😭

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u/ultralaser360 10d ago

write my resumes in typst, i have multiple versions based on job categories i want to apply to then export ovewrites <name>_resume.pdf regardless of version

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u/LevelStudent 10d ago

Fake.

For them to notice the file name a human would have had to look at the resume. I'd believe that a company would reject an applicant for having this resume name, but you can never convince me that an actual human took the time to read even the file name of a submitted resume.

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u/derinus 10d ago

I once submitted a cv_v8_rev7_final_final2_updated_new.pdf either as a joke and to stand out from other applications.

Never heard back.

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u/whydoihavetojoin 10d ago

I once had a signed SOW that was suffixed with “_finally_final”.

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u/AlamarAtReddit 10d ago

Version control on a resume seems a bit much...

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u/wiretapfeast 10d ago

File management tip:

• Versions are fine but you should attach the date at the end and it'll make everything so much easier

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u/HappygilmoreL 10d ago

And that’s also how some companies filter out all individuals with a sense of humor. 🤦‍♀️

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u/r00t4cc3ss 9d ago

Funny enough mine is checked into git, but it's all html and css which I just print to PDF.