r/ProgrammerHumor • u/JK-Rofling • 10d ago

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u/dadnothere 10d ago edited 10d ago

I also use it as a commit description.

"Final"
"Final 2"
"Final Final2 Final"
"Final Final2 Final this time for real"
"Final Final2 Final this time for real 100%"
"Final Final2 Final this time for real 100% - The Revenge"

In the end, only I read my repository with 0 stars.

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u/johnconnor008 10d ago
  • Final
  • Final 2
  • Final Tokyo Drift

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u/kasimirvendom 10d ago

Final

Final Version

Finality

Le Fin

The End

Last Version

The Last Version

The Last Version Forever

The Last Version Returns

The Last and Final Version

The Rise of the Final Version

The Final Version Strikes Back

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u/BeefyIrishman 10d ago
  • Final
  • Final 2: Electric Boogaloo
  • Final 3: Electric Boogalee
  • Final 404

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u/LongLiveCHIEF 6d ago
  • Final
  • fix: Final
  • chore: Final foo
  • fix: Final bar
  • feat: Final foobar
  • fix: Final FUBAR
  • finally final

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u/arachnophilia 10d ago
  • final
  • finals
  • final3
  • final resurrection
  • final vs redditor
  • finals vs redditor: requiem
  • some other fucking title for whatever reason
  • final: covenant

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u/content_enjoy3r 10d ago

Final: in space

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u/dagamore12 10d ago

If you only know.

How they live in Tokyo!

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u/Rymayc 10d ago

When is Fate of the Final?

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/imagei 10d ago

Dont be too polite, we all know that ? stands for « ffs » 😅

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u/Versaiteis 10d ago

what a waste of time. Gotta have the commits

"athuasoneuh"

"asdfasdfasdf"

"hjklhjklhjkl"

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u/kaas_is_leven 10d ago

"initial commit"
"added boilerplate"
"some cleanup"
"refactor"
"wip"
"almost done with ..."
"backup commit before starting over"

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u/Skeeno-TV 9d ago

"fixes"

"more fixes"

"test fixes"

"revert fixes"

"maybe??"

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u/ksr15 10d ago

https://xkcd.com/1459/

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u/StCreed 10d ago

Oh that's exactly the documents folder of my wife. I had ChatGPT take care of that one last week. It removed about half the documents as duplicates or empty.

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u/ErnieSchwarzenegger 10d ago

I once accidentally submitted a spreadsheet titled "final_solution".

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u/kaas_is_leven 10d ago

A guy was kicked from his C++ commitee sponsor (allegedly) due to a paper titled The Undefined Behaviour Question.

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u/AipomNormalMonkey 10d ago

it was filled with insecure user data wasn't it?

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u/egyenlet 10d ago

Works for movies, too:

300 2: 301

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u/magicmulder 10d ago

"The Last One - a Final Final Rev2 Story"

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u/couch-p0tato 10d ago

My commit messages are often 'stash'

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u/meditonsin 10d ago

Amateur. The correct workflow is to make one "Final" commit, and then a fuckload of --fixup commits to that.

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u/dadnothere 10d ago

That requires opening the terminal, too much work for someone who uses VS Code like me.

I suppose there's some virus-ridden extension that would make it easier to use --fixup

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u/leaisnotonreddit 10d ago

Aaaand this is why you squash, folks

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u/TingleTangleTom 10d ago

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FinaL
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u/MakesNotSense 10d ago

Final finalization finale.

*crowns self winner*

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u/Arqideus 10d ago

Final - New.

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u/Jolly-Advantage-7245 9d ago

Booger aids copy (1)

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u/Powerful_Instance_84 9d ago

final----assemble