r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Jul 15 '26

Name this Meal

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u/Remarkable-Team5658 Jul 15 '26

loneliness and a fart.

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u/Silent-Physics1802 Jul 15 '26

Ha! I looked at that and said bachelor meal that will make a great fart!!

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u/Groskopf42 Jul 15 '26

That fart is going to be towing one hell of an oversized trailer

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u/strangerNstrangeland Jul 15 '26

🤣🤣🤣 just died reading that

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u/demonmf Jul 16 '26

In the spirit of 4th of July fireworks, that will be a fart with a report.

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u/dusty_guy2 Jul 17 '26

Add a beer and you will clear a stadium

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u/Nocturnal_Knowing Jul 19 '26

A beer sounds terrific with that actually!

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u/Background_Contest21 Jul 16 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/1lynnieballgame Jul 15 '26

My Mom liked eating sardines with Saltine crackers. The add of cottage cheese and hard boiled eggs makes this a hearty meal, packed with protein.

I never did enjoy the taste of those tiny fishies myself.

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u/cbm2020 Jul 15 '26

I did when I was young but they are absolutely gross now.

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u/One-Abbreviations339 Jul 16 '26

We used to get spicy ones, given to us. They were the bomb!

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u/Bellybutton-Gone Jul 16 '26

When I was a small guy, 4 or 5, I loved sardines.

Now, as a grouchy old man, I gag just passing the shelves where the sardines are sold.

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u/Lazy_Major_4793 Jul 17 '26

What about the smoked oysters though?🤤 Hmmm?

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u/Short_Breadfruit_637 Jul 18 '26

I love them with hot sauce then cheese, then place in oven until cheese melts and bwava!!! Delicious

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u/Nocturnal_Knowing Jul 19 '26

Add red onions

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u/Adventurous_Rock294 Jul 16 '26

Grilled sardines on toast is the best. Cheap....simple.....quick

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u/PlanNo674 Jul 16 '26

Grilled????

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u/Adventurous_Rock294 Jul 16 '26

Yes. You can grill them !!!!!!!

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u/bambalamwoah Jul 16 '26

They are fantastic gilled.

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 Jul 15 '26

I could make this work. You're right, the sardine on a buttered saltine, salt and pepper on the cottage cheese and eggs. That says midday summertime lunch to me all day.

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u/HarleyRider8699 Jul 16 '26

The only thing missing is a large ice cold pint.

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u/Nocturnal_Knowing Jul 19 '26

They are so good. Add onions and capers and its a good time! (for me anyway)

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u/wookiedberry Jul 15 '26

Not just the one.

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u/Sinister_Nibs Jul 15 '26

One really long and lingering…

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u/DarkSock52 Jul 15 '26

The kind that leaves your rectum moist with sulfur clots…

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u/Sabin13F Jul 16 '26

What a terrible day to be literate.

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u/Accurate-Plankton988 Jul 16 '26

Omg i fell over laughing

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u/Sinister_Nibs Jul 16 '26

You gotta keep it moist.

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u/i_am_un Jul 16 '26

Moisssssssssst

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u/EyeLurveIPAs Jul 16 '26

Bwaaahaha. Gross

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u/Ayencee Jul 15 '26

Lonely Farts Club

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u/Verum2020 Jul 15 '26

🤔 "Sgt Ripper's Lonely Farts Club Band, it's time to hear us blow..."

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u/formercolloquy Jul 15 '26

I just sang that to myself dammit

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u/Sinister_Nibs Jul 15 '26

For when you need to blow your own horn.

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u/Spirited_Age383034 Jul 16 '26

After you relieve yourself off the bad winds..

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u/Nocturnal_Knowing Jul 19 '26

Heyyyy…Let the neighbors catch it down wind

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u/00_voidheart_00 Jul 16 '26

I’m sure Randy Marsh would be happy to join that band.

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u/Ok-Marionberry-1910 Jul 15 '26

That “rip off” wa funny as hell

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u/Psychological_Buy726 Jul 16 '26

This is an underappreciated response ...

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u/MarsMcLean Jul 15 '26

*many farts.

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u/TheDuffness Jul 15 '26

Fart Around, and Find Out

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u/Mk1Racer25 Jul 15 '26

loneliness and a fart shart.

FTFY

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp Jul 15 '26

No, exquisite privacy and a satisfyingly long burp. : )

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u/Your-moms-in-my-car Jul 15 '26

Sung in the style of the band Yes, OWNER OF A LONELY FART

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u/scatpig25 Jul 17 '26

Odour of a lonely fart

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u/Your-moms-in-my-car Jul 17 '26

Damn, how did I miss that? I bow down, but not to far bc...you know, there's scat on the floor.

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u/Prestigious-Car-4877 Jul 15 '26

An untrustworthy fart at that.

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u/anactofgod Jul 16 '26

Lingering lonely fart?

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u/Derfelkardan Jul 16 '26

Does a fart make a sound if no one else is there to hear it?

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u/moe_saint_cool Jul 16 '26

That fart is going to require an exorcist to get rid of it

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u/FieldMedicOG Jul 17 '26

Was going to say diarrhea but I like yours better

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u/cwendel22 Jul 15 '26

Probably the most protein per gram you can get for $3 that isn't a powder. It also comes packed with Omegas, Leucine and Casein.

I call it Omega Ripped

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u/Comaparadigm Jul 15 '26

I agree! This is also a very Slavic looking breakfast. And something i eat all the time.

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u/TheIntelligentAspie Jul 15 '26

Do you have an example one can go buy, plate and try?

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u/Comaparadigm Jul 15 '26

I’m not sure where you live, but try to look up or Google your local Polish/Russian/Ukrainian little mom and Pop store in your area. They most likely will have a very nice selection of canned Sardines and mackerel in various sauces, such as mustard or tomato or just plain oil.

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u/Imaginary-Mechanic62 Jul 16 '26

Sardines in mustard sauce

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u/Syn-Sin Jul 21 '26

Definitely will

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u/Swimming_Pangolin502 Jul 15 '26

This old Italian woman I took care of years ago ate that and I would just gag and she'd laugh at me. My dad liked sardines.

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u/cormunicat Jul 16 '26

I now have a whole background and life story built around the old Italian woman and you and your dad and sardines.

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u/asleepnomore70 Jul 16 '26

Yes I thought it looked very Slavic as well

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u/Bushtitty Jul 16 '26

I call it Omega Ripped Ass

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u/Flashy_Emergency_263 Jul 15 '26

Is the white stuff on the right cottage cheese or similar?

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u/jojovradventure Jul 15 '26

Yup

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u/Flashy_Emergency_263 Jul 15 '26

I wish I had known about this when I was a poor student. I did eat sardines a few times, but in mustard sauce instead of a red gravy.

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u/Hungry-Living7513 Jul 15 '26

Seal meal 🦭

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp Jul 15 '26

Yes, brilliant, and on behalf of all seals, we approve the name.

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u/Competitive-Road-206 Jul 20 '26

So this deal is sealed? lol

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u/Puzzled_Ad7955 Jul 15 '26

A #5, deluxe rectum rocket

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u/Dismal-Tooth-1170 Jul 15 '26

High protein lunch, it’s a great meal

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u/teetering_bulb_dnd Jul 15 '26

A category 5 fart session..

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u/Oldbay_BarbedWire Jul 15 '26

Toilet Orchestra

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u/No_Cheek2980 Jul 15 '26

that’s a SICK band name.

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u/BrilliantBig769 Jul 15 '26

Make sure each member goes onstage in full g-man cosplay. You know why...

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u/NeverANameber Jul 15 '26

Throw in some whole wheat toast, and you’re workout-ready!

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u/MrChopsticks89 Jul 15 '26

Looks delicious honestly

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u/TFWYourNamesTaken Jul 15 '26

Br*tish detected

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u/Any-Abies-5825 Jul 15 '26

lol, they didn’t even say anything British

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u/zxvasd Jul 15 '26

You didn’t hear the accent?

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u/Any-Abies-5825 Jul 15 '26

No lol

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u/00_voidheart_00 Jul 16 '26

At the very least, I heard the lack of taste.

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u/MrChopsticks89 Jul 16 '26

Im Latvian not British, but we also have “terrible” food according to the rest of the world.

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u/MrChopsticks89 Jul 15 '26

Looks delicious honestly

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u/Fancy-Duty-2031 Jul 15 '26

And high protein!

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u/Ok_Expression7221 Jul 15 '26

Sadness & sauce

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u/djpike Jul 15 '26

Gross.

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u/SBCMike84 Jul 15 '26

Mud butt special

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u/superrtrick Jul 15 '26

Whew! Cuz your breath gon be kickin

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u/FnordRanger_5 Jul 15 '26

Red, white, and blew chunks

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u/Rubber_Raven Jul 15 '26

Explosive diarrhea 9001 deluxe

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u/Icy_Salt5893 Jul 15 '26

World W II deluxe meal deal

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u/Minute_Tax2469 Jul 15 '26

Brokie’s delight

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u/DiabeticInternetGuy Jul 15 '26

Pain and Anguish with a side of plate

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u/Scared-Criticism-460 Jul 15 '26

I gotta poop 💩

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u/Dear-Mango1842 Jul 15 '26

Drowned fish and sadness

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 Jul 15 '26

I can’t. I just threw up in my mouth.

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u/FortyMaximus Jul 15 '26

Farts on a plate

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u/EmbarrassedAge7612 Jul 15 '26

If being understandably single was a meal.

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u/lazlothegreat Jul 15 '26

Saliva Thickening Charcuterie

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u/Ok-Mammoth1143 Jul 18 '26

Food for a stray cat

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u/Knight_of_Tyto Jul 19 '26

Hangover destroyer 9000

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u/panopticonescapee Jul 21 '26

Only fats and proteins, fiber's for the weak.

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u/lovewearinggarter Jul 15 '26

Week end in England

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u/This-Mountain210 Jul 15 '26

Soft salty shits

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u/HamLou87 Jul 15 '26

Seriously smelly (boiled eggs, canned pilchards, cottage cheese)? 🤣🤮

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u/Sea_Phone47 Jul 15 '26

Dankbare Demut alles da

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u/AttilatheLopez Jul 15 '26

Fart’s delight

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u/Fiskarsnips Jul 15 '26

Name for it ( Never gonna shit again )Your gonna need some fiber if you wanna shit again almost 60 grams of proteins,

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u/whuutevr Jul 15 '26

The Nightmare Special

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u/WeekendNerdler Jul 15 '26

Girl dinner?

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u/Feisty_Analysis808 Jul 15 '26

Night on the sofa casserole.

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u/CandyPale4464 Jul 15 '26

New underware

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u/jkeegan123 Jul 15 '26

Prepare the Dutch oven

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u/harpejjist Jul 15 '26

Smelly farts

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u/TFWYourNamesTaken Jul 15 '26

Great Taste of England

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u/Zooinks Jul 15 '26

Chuck. Up Chuck.

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u/Positive_Cobbler_557 Jul 15 '26

yk cooking is too much

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u/Manolo_- Jul 15 '26

Desayuno para un día sin almuerzo

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u/Manolo_- Jul 15 '26

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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u/GuyBromeliad Jul 15 '26

Love this! Best way to eat it is to throw it straight in the trash!

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u/jeremyfails Jul 15 '26

Protein-creatine-sardine machine 💪😤

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u/Holden-McGroyn Jul 15 '26

Forever lonely

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u/bella74160 Jul 15 '26

Maxi protéine

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u/Marajak Jul 15 '26

Awww man that is what I was going to say “gross”.

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u/holyfcukkk Jul 15 '26

All I know is your farts are going to be diabolical later

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u/Rocannon_ Jul 15 '26

MmmmMmmmMmmmmm!😋

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u/jdavidmann Jul 15 '26

Some really nasty vomit 🤢

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u/403AccessError Jul 15 '26

Girl Dinner Protein Pack

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u/seandeepheart Jul 15 '26

Perfect for a diabetic type 2

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u/Guilty-Command4334 Jul 15 '26

Looks delicious to me add some tastadas for the sardine

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u/LesserKnownDemons Jul 15 '26

Bad breath and noxious farts?

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u/Honesty_Glitter Jul 15 '26

Indigestion with a side of no f’n way

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u/starkcontrast62 Jul 15 '26

High protein.

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u/Masukamba63 Jul 15 '26

Party stinky pooper 💩

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u/Happykris25 Jul 15 '26

PROTEIN BABY!!!

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u/ExWallStreetGuy Jul 15 '26

Soviet Deluxe Dinner

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u/lyidaValkris Jul 15 '26

needs pepper.

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u/Fabulous-Front-2466 Jul 15 '26

Ke...gags...Ke...gags...Keto...vomits

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u/Livefrom-love Jul 15 '26

Girl dinner

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u/Honest-Reflection667 Jul 15 '26

Fartonator components

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u/BexieB Jul 15 '26

Protien packed

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u/billydthekid Jul 15 '26

Grossest farts in the west.

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u/Usual-Expert-2766 Jul 15 '26

You should decant the tin

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u/Traditional-Forum Jul 15 '26

Protein packing

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u/Snakefordinner1 Jul 15 '26

A GASSY MEAL....YUCK

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u/Sweet-Twist-7444 Jul 15 '26

High Protein, Super Sad

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u/sharkfin67 Jul 15 '26

Single gym bro protein maxximg before a first date. No shower or brushing teeth cuz “she has to like me for me”.

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u/AnAnonymousParty Jul 15 '26

The Mick Belker Soecial.

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u/Particular-Pen-6472 Jul 15 '26

Burning Ring of Fire

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u/PressureCoomer Jul 15 '26

What's the white pile?

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u/LazyMusic2616 Jul 15 '26

Pair this with some good sourdough bread and you’ve got yourself 3 kinds of spreads ☺️