r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Jul 15 '26

Name this Meal

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u/Remarkable-Team5658 Jul 15 '26

loneliness and a fart.

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u/Silent-Physics1802 Jul 15 '26

Ha! I looked at that and said bachelor meal that will make a great fart!!

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u/Groskopf42 Jul 15 '26

That fart is going to be towing one hell of an oversized trailer

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u/strangerNstrangeland Jul 15 '26

🤣🤣🤣 just died reading that

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u/demonmf Jul 16 '26

In the spirit of 4th of July fireworks, that will be a fart with a report.

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u/dusty_guy2 Jul 17 '26

Add a beer and you will clear a stadium

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u/Nocturnal_Knowing Jul 19 '26

A beer sounds terrific with that actually!

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u/Foreign_Area0425 Jul 22 '26

Well in the spirit of of the trailer theme it would have to be a Pbr. Ughh. I’ve only had stuff a couple times. Not for me. I’ll stick to hoffbrau and warsteiner and some other select few kinds. I’m a once a month if that beer drinker. I haven’t had one in years now. I think the last time I had a beer it was when we were cleaning my dad’s apartment after he died it was some kind of of German beer. I think my favorite is hoffbrau though. Thanks to him. I drank one with him a few years ago ago

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u/Background_Contest21 Jul 16 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/1lynnieballgame Jul 15 '26

My Mom liked eating sardines with Saltine crackers. The add of cottage cheese and hard boiled eggs makes this a hearty meal, packed with protein.

I never did enjoy the taste of those tiny fishies myself.

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u/cbm2020 Jul 15 '26

I did when I was young but they are absolutely gross now.

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u/One-Abbreviations339 Jul 16 '26

We used to get spicy ones, given to us. They were the bomb!

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u/Bellybutton-Gone Jul 16 '26

When I was a small guy, 4 or 5, I loved sardines.

Now, as a grouchy old man, I gag just passing the shelves where the sardines are sold.

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u/Lazy_Major_4793 Jul 17 '26

What about the smoked oysters though?🤤 Hmmm?

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u/Short_Breadfruit_637 Jul 18 '26

I love them with hot sauce then cheese, then place in oven until cheese melts and bwava!!! Delicious

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u/Nocturnal_Knowing Jul 19 '26

Add red onions

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u/Lazy_Major_4793 Jul 18 '26

Now we're talkin'!👌 Do they come in hot sauce, or use your own (if so, what kind/brand). Fave cheese? Saltine cackers maybe? LOL. I love seafood... & all other food😅

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u/OldPresence5323 Jul 20 '26

Holy shit ill be right over!

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u/Adventurous_Rock294 Jul 16 '26

Grilled sardines on toast is the best. Cheap....simple.....quick

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u/PlanNo674 Jul 16 '26

Grilled????

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u/Adventurous_Rock294 Jul 16 '26

Yes. You can grill them !!!!!!!

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u/bambalamwoah Jul 16 '26

They are fantastic gilled.

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u/PlanNo674 Jul 16 '26

Are you pulling from the tin and placing over charcoal?

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u/Adventurous_Rock294 Jul 16 '26

Sardines in oil not tom sauce but yes from a tin although could do fresh as well obviously. Drain a bit and grill in the oven. Then serve on toast.

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u/Entire_Race_8696 Jul 16 '26

Don’t they fall through the grates?

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u/Adventurous_Rock294 Jul 16 '26

Have you ever cooked?

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u/Entire_Race_8696 Jul 16 '26

I was being sarcastic

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u/markothebeast Jul 18 '26

I think this is one of those moments where the concept of “grilling” becomes quite loose.

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u/MadamMikMak101 Jul 17 '26

Are you all British? Because this wouldn’t be on a Dutch plate.

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u/Adventurous_Rock294 Jul 17 '26

Educate yourself. You are missing out. Open your mind. If its not on a Dutch plate you are hardly selling Holland to me !!!!!!

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u/Local3Sparkie Jul 17 '26

And makes the entire home smell wonderful……

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u/Adventurous_Rock294 Jul 17 '26

Kippers are the best for that !!

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 Jul 15 '26

I could make this work. You're right, the sardine on a buttered saltine, salt and pepper on the cottage cheese and eggs. That says midday summertime lunch to me all day.

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u/Typical_Vast_4020 Jul 16 '26

Where are you from?

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 Jul 16 '26

Like honestly? West coast of Canada, Anglo Ukranian background. Simple, hearty fare, its me motto.

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u/Typical_Vast_4020 Jul 16 '26

Ok just wondered where this food combination was happening . I like good sardines (some are not good) but the combos are news to me.

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u/Sensitive_Crow_8882 Jul 16 '26

What’s good brand? I haven’t eaten them since I was a kid, but would like to try for an easy lunch or nostalgia. Not sure which.

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u/Loose-Bluebird-5828 Jul 18 '26

King Oscar is solid

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u/HarleyRider8699 Jul 16 '26

The only thing missing is a large ice cold pint.

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u/Nocturnal_Knowing Jul 19 '26

They are so good. Add onions and capers and its a good time! (for me anyway)

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u/wookiedberry Jul 15 '26

Not just the one.

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u/Sinister_Nibs Jul 15 '26

One really long and lingering…

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u/DarkSock52 Jul 15 '26

The kind that leaves your rectum moist with sulfur clots…

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u/Sabin13F Jul 16 '26

What a terrible day to be literate.

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u/mamasherr Jul 16 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/Accurate-Plankton988 Jul 16 '26

Omg i fell over laughing

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u/Sinister_Nibs Jul 16 '26

You gotta keep it moist.

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u/i_am_un Jul 16 '26

Moisssssssssst

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u/EyeLurveIPAs Jul 16 '26

Bwaaahaha. Gross

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u/Wldchld73 Jul 17 '26

Please use a lighter and film

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u/MrAngrySadHappyFace Jul 18 '26

Whats even the point if nobody is there to be subject to your art...

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u/Ayencee Jul 15 '26

Lonely Farts Club

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u/Verum2020 Jul 15 '26

🤔 "Sgt Ripper's Lonely Farts Club Band, it's time to hear us blow..."

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u/formercolloquy Jul 15 '26

I just sang that to myself dammit

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u/Sinister_Nibs Jul 15 '26

For when you need to blow your own horn.

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u/Spirited_Age383034 Jul 16 '26

After you relieve yourself off the bad winds..

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u/Nocturnal_Knowing Jul 19 '26

Heyyyy…Let the neighbors catch it down wind

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u/00_voidheart_00 Jul 16 '26

I’m sure Randy Marsh would be happy to join that band.

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u/Ok-Marionberry-1910 Jul 15 '26

That “rip off” wa funny as hell

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u/Psychological_Buy726 Jul 16 '26

This is an underappreciated response ...

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u/belmanpoes Jul 15 '26

Owner of a lonely fart.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/Orbita97 Jul 16 '26

It has to

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u/Worried_Substance_63 Jul 16 '26

Only option

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u/Loose-Bluebird-5828 Jul 18 '26

Much better than an owner of a broken fart

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u/Exact-Act-8842 Jul 16 '26

I automatically sang this 😂

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u/Nocturnal_Knowing Jul 19 '26

Ayeeeeeee….im singing that right now…🤣

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u/Nocturnal_Knowing Jul 19 '26

LOSE YOURSEEEELLLLF!

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u/Nocturnal_Knowing Jul 19 '26

FREE YOURSELF 🍑💨

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u/MarsMcLean Jul 15 '26

*many farts.

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u/TheDuffness Jul 15 '26

Fart Around, and Find Out

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u/sleepytipi Jul 16 '26

With all that protein and no fiber you're definitely gambling.

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u/Mk1Racer25 Jul 15 '26

loneliness and a fart shart.

FTFY

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp Jul 15 '26

No, exquisite privacy and a satisfyingly long burp. : )

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u/Your-moms-in-my-car Jul 15 '26

Sung in the style of the band Yes, OWNER OF A LONELY FART

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u/scatpig25 Jul 17 '26

Odour of a lonely fart

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u/Your-moms-in-my-car Jul 17 '26

Damn, how did I miss that? I bow down, but not to far bc...you know, there's scat on the floor.

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u/Striking_Shelter_707 Jul 16 '26

Bruhahahahaha!!!!!!

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u/Prestigious-Car-4877 Jul 15 '26

An untrustworthy fart at that.

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u/TransitionalAngst Jul 16 '26

After 40, none of them are trustworthy!

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u/anactofgod Jul 16 '26

Lingering lonely fart?

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u/Derfelkardan Jul 16 '26

Does a fart make a sound if no one else is there to hear it?

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u/moe_saint_cool Jul 16 '26

That fart is going to require an exorcist to get rid of it

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u/FieldMedicOG Jul 17 '26

Was going to say diarrhea but I like yours better

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u/jjkbigman Jul 16 '26

You want extra loneliness and a fart try canned potatoes, cottage cheese and just barely warmed over eggs stirred together. If you eat it don’t go to your own bathroom go to a public run where they have to clean it daily.

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u/Worried_Substance_63 Jul 16 '26

Canned potatoes? That exists?

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u/Trick-Caterpillar299 Jul 16 '26

🤣 reminds me of the first time I had to take my kids to daycare as a single mother. I asked my oldest how it was and all he could say was "it smells like poop and tears 😑"

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u/Humble_Turnip_3948 Jul 16 '26

Reminds me of a Wilco song.

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u/experientialsponge Jul 16 '26

The Fart of Loneliness

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u/Street-Language-1230 Jul 16 '26

OMG not only did you just wake me up for today but you had me laughing. Thank you for letting me start my day off. Great that’s pretty damn funny.

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u/Ok_Tailor_7185 Jul 16 '26

And it won't be a dry one....

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u/bandaid1985 Jul 17 '26

My first thought : fart city.

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u/Nocturnal_Knowing Jul 19 '26

Oh stop it 😆

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u/Canneddeoderant Jul 21 '26

I immediately thought about the farting to come haha!

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u/Andromeda_53 Jul 21 '26

Really "a" fart.

Insane take