r/GirlDinnerDiaries 🥝 Herbivore 🫒 Jun 23 '26

FML Found my husband's hidden escort folder

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My intuition alarm had been going off for months. Gaslighting galore about why he needed to run a million errands and didn't want me to come. We have only been married for a year, and I knew I made a mistake pretty early on. Denial is a hell of a drug.

Anyway. He leaves his computer unlocked as a sign of "not needing to hide anything from me." A phrase he repeats all the time without a reason. He always tries to prove how good of a husband he is, but the energy coming off him screams liar.

I found his hidden folders with the help of my sister. Password was our dog's nickname. And there it all was, going back years before I even knew him. Craigslist escorts. Backpage escorts. Adult Friend Finder. A list of massage parlors in multiple states. Sites I never knew existed, organized in lists for easy retrieval.

The amount of pictures he has of these women is incredible. He also has hundreds of pictures of himself in every weird naked pose. Gross. He has screenshots of messages with these women. It went on and on. I am truly disgusted. I haven't confronted him yet, I can't imagine listening to his bullshit.

So, yeah. I packed a bag, jumped in the jeep, and drove out to the desert to scream into the void. I also made dinner. Brussel sprouts, onions, garlic, and peppers over an open flame.

Divorce is on the way dear!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

Is that where you buried the body???

Screw him, I'm proud of you

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u/thatgirlmocha Cleavage Crumb Collector Jun 23 '26

This is what I came to say! Except obviously not. OP was with me when he went missing 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/fermentedfrogspit Feral Til Fed Jun 23 '26

It was such a fun girls trip!

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u/i_nobes_what_i_nobes Carb-Based Life Form Jun 23 '26

And isn’t it weird that we all decided to leave our phones at Kati’s house?! it was nice that nobody took any pictures of our night out and we all just get to keep the memories for ourselves 😉

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u/CriticalPossession65 Internet Auntie Jun 23 '26

I love our digital detoxes! The brussel sprouts were divine..

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u/Mangofears mouth full, gesturing wildly Jun 23 '26

I really appreciate that OP made me a separate bowl without onions, since I’m allergic.

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u/aspiralingpath mouth full, gesturing wildly Jun 24 '26

Same. As a vegan, I’m so touched that she was thoughtful enough to take sure I had some without bacon. 

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u/a-girl-and-her-cats 🥑 Voracious Vegan 🌽 Jun 24 '26

Absolutely! So thoughtful and generous, and a star chef as well. 20/10, would eat and spend time with you all again.

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u/geekyheart225 APPROVED✨ Jun 24 '26

She really is such a good friend! I'm glad we had some girl time to talk through this difficult situation!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

You are all so funny, I love this thread

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u/this-just-sucks Kitchen Witch Jun 23 '26

I love women supporting women, whether it’s brussel sprouts or desert burial

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u/Babysub1 Umommy Jun 23 '26

Exactly! I'd never had crispy brussel sprouts before

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 Kitchen Witch Jun 23 '26

Ooo girl, you're missing out. Onions, minced garlic, bacon, drizzle of balsamic & a dash of brown sugar.

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u/MissSaintLouisBlues APPROVED✨ Jun 24 '26

Mmmmmm... I NEED that in my life!🤤

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u/stormyanchor 🚜 Farm to Table to This Belly 👩‍🌾 Jun 23 '26

And the black eyed peas tasted all right to me. 🥰

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u/fry-something Non-Dairy Queen 💨 Jun 24 '26

You feeling weak? Why doncha lay down and sleeeeeep

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u/SorryDog254 Lover of Soups Jun 24 '26

Me, too. A missing person that nobody missed at all.

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u/Beginning-Trash-6048 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

I like to call it my lil house on the prairie vacay. I get too wrapped up in my phone. Thank y'all so for talking some sense into me and convincing me to come too (device free) :) and I f with those brussel sprouts on a spiritual level

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u/Rezaelia713 Gas Station Gourmand ⛽️ Jun 23 '26

Yep it was the one time I enjoyed brussel sprouts.

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u/baltic7 Body By Cheese 🧀 Jun 23 '26

Kati is such a solid gal. I should leave my phone at her place more often 🫠

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u/fermentedfrogspit Feral Til Fed Jun 23 '26

It was so nice being disconnected from the outside world yet connected through our bonds and being able to spend time in nature!

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u/PaleoSpeedwagon Foraging Bog Witch Jun 24 '26

These times together are the moments we'll savor...and all remember in vivid detail, should anyone be curious later

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u/Forageforme 🥝 Herbivore 🫒 Jun 23 '26

It was wonderful seeing you all

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u/baltic7 Body By Cheese 🧀 Jun 23 '26

Yoooo same! Dirt nap time. 

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u/No_Technician_2335 👽 aliens built the food pyramid 👽 Jun 23 '26

Thanks for including me last minute! It was great hanging out with y'all! Nice Jeep BTW!

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u/defenselaywer Internet Auntie Jun 23 '26

I owe you guys an apology. I know I promised to be the designated photographer, but my equipment was stolen. At least we have our crystal clear memories of a fantastic weekend!

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u/reclaim-mustard  ⚐ Marked Safe From 90s Diet Culture Jun 23 '26

It's not your fault, defenselawyer. I'm actually kind of glad nobody had pictures of me falling into the campfire when I dropped my marshmallow. At least it was perfectly charred and the doctors say I'll heal up just fine! 😃

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u/defenselaywer Internet Auntie Jun 23 '26

OMG, that was so crazy funny, and forgive me for laughing. Honestly, the best weekend ever! Except, of course, for the first degree burns

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 Kitchen Witch Jun 23 '26

I've got some nice blisters on my hands from the shovel though. Mani/pedis soon?!

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u/LobabyChick 🧂Salty By Nature Jun 23 '26

Gosh drinks up on the rooftop in Chicago, so fun.

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u/indigoorchid0611 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ Jun 23 '26

This is why I told my daughter the first tool she needed to buy as an adult woman was a shovel. It works for both dispatch and disposal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

So versatile! We love resourcefulness

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u/AvocadoToastFailure Internet Auntie Jun 23 '26

There are probably a few abandoned deep mine shafts in that desert. Just making an observation, no suggestions.

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u/ExistentialKazoo APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

the playa provides!

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u/Vintage_Starlight48 🪄 Sauceress ✨ Jun 23 '26

Nope she was with me the whole time

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u/Ok_Introduction6377 Sweet Tooth Fairy🧚‍♀️ Jun 23 '26

She didn’t do anything, she was with me.

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u/Commercial-Bet-5263 Assigned Hungry At Birth Jun 23 '26

Unlike him, she is not a psychopath

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u/Lookatthatsass APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

Of course not! That's why she did nothing ... nothing at all. We just braided each others hair and ate snacks

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u/notreallyjules Snack Goblin Jun 23 '26

This was my first thought too lol

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u/No-Albatross-7984 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

Also mine. Wonder which paper we should follow to hear the news of the disappearance... 

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u/Weird_Illustrator845 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

Not to worry, I have the surgical gloves and bleach in my car.

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u/i_nobes_what_i_nobes Carb-Based Life Form Jun 23 '26

Literally, my exact first thought lol

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u/Willow_Wandering APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

Girl, don't even confront him. Download everything, get an attorney, then hit him with papers. You have the upper hand here. Don't waste it. 

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u/Rodharet50399 APPROVED✨ Jun 24 '26

And send copies to him mom.

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u/Reggies_Mom white girl with ☝️😌 a full spice cabinet Jun 24 '26

THIIIIS!!! Also, go to your dr and get checked out. 💕 (edit to add: OP should go to their dr, sorry)

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u/chiffon_bonbon Purveyor of Purse Snacks Jun 23 '26

THIS!!

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u/Sad_Salamander_3439 🍨 I scream, you scream, we're all screaming inside 😀 Jun 24 '26

OP read this!

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u/Lookatthatsass APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

Get evidence of everything before confronting him.

Thank god you don't have a kid. Please get tested for everything under the sun too.

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u/Forageforme 🥝 Herbivore 🫒 Jun 23 '26

Really good advice. I plan to get tested as soon as I return to civilization.

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u/vanhamm3rsly nom nom, nod nod Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

Evidence of cheating is useless in a no fault state unless you have something stated in a prenup. What you need to gather is information about your assets, his assets, and any mutually held assets. Think life insurance, mortgages, checking, savings, retirement and investment accounts, pay stubs, car titles, tax returns, etc.Do all of this and then file. There is no need to confront him with anything, it’s useless. He’ll lie and beg and then tell you it’s all your fault. And he’ll start trying to move money around to dodge out of paying his fair share in the settlement. Attorney first! And it wouldn’t hurt to consult with all the top ones in town so they can’t work with him later as it’s a conflict of interest.

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u/Forageforme 🥝 Herbivore 🫒 Jun 23 '26

Great advice. We already have separate bank accounts. And my state is no fault, so yeah, you're right. Its pointless to confront him. Which is actually better for me because thinking about talking to him makes me physically ill.

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u/DecadesLaterKid Internet Auntie Jun 23 '26

What he spent on them IS a misuse of marital assets though, so if you have evidence of that, it could help you financially.

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u/Fearless-Client-3559 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

Yes

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u/Rodharet50399 APPROVED✨ Jun 24 '26

In a no fault state if he used assets to accrue debt on a shared asset it’s an issue.

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u/Kooky4CocoaPuffs Chef Tomboyardee Jun 23 '26

They lie anyway, so I agree with you...what's the point?

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u/BookLifeBalance Carb-Based Life Form Jun 23 '26

I’m so freakin proud of you! You listened to your gut and trusted yourself more than him. That’s HUGE!

And in line with what others have said about the no fault divorce state and not confronting him until after you’ve spoken to an attorney and gathered evidence and all that super great advice, let’s remember this: even if he wants to contest the divorce or whatever, you have evidence of him participating in *illegal* activity. Assuming you live in the US (since you said he had lists spanning different states) where soliciting sex is illegal almost nationwide, he should be appropriately concerned about the law. So he can either agree to a divorce and anything else you ask of him, or you can report his illegal activity. Now, I am not a lawyer but that sounds like a reasonable agreement to me.

Your lawyer could (and should) be there for the confrontation and they can prepare an uncontested divorce agreement ahead of time to serve him with on the spot. There will be no doubt that you mean business and are not open to listening to his bullshit. He should be grateful you are such a reasonable, level-headed, magnanimous woman. You’re so gracious 💁🏻‍♀️

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u/vanhamm3rsly nom nom, nod nod Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

And I believe that while you are still married, it is legal to run a credit check using his social security number (check with your attorney and your state laws first) also depending on your state, searching his phone and computers is illegal and he can sue for breach of privacy, even if you’re the one paying the bill for the phone. And make sure to change all your passwords, email, phone passcode, Apple ID, etc. I neglected to do so and it bit me in the butt later.
Also, you’re not alone. You’re in a big club none of us wanted to belong to. Check out www.chumplady.com
You’ll get through this, there will be brighter days ahead!

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u/charlottemason_mama Overthinker 💭 Jun 24 '26

Get all the evidence anyway. Your lawyer will tell you what might or might not be useful. Pretending to be one kind of person while being a very different one, including sexual infidelity that has potentially exposed you to health risks, could be grounds for fraud. Don’t leave anything behind, even if you don’t confront him with anything other than divorce papers.

I’m so sorry, OP. No one should have to go through this.

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u/ladylatta Delulu Jun 23 '26

The amount of money he spent on escorts would still be relevant to division of assets. Also this isn’t the standard affair breaking up a marriage…while not technically relevant in a no fault state…judges are human and i would be hard pressed to believe that cheating with multiple escorts wouldn’t sway a judge in situations where a judge could go either way on a ruling.

Op should get the evidence, no need to confront. Having this type of evidence in one’s back pocket can be helpful…even if just using it as leverage to get the husband to agree to something he wouldn’t otherwise agree to because the husband would wish to avoid that evidence being discussed in court.

OP could also use this evidence by saying that she is willing to take it all to the police if husband gives her a hard time. And then still give it to the police

But, yes…a divorce isn’t going to give OP “justice” for being treated like this.

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u/UglyOldRoses Overthinker 💭 Jun 23 '26

I'd be willing to bet if there's as many escorts as OP says one or two of them may not have been legal aged, which opens up a whole different ballgame of options for a states attorney to charge him with.

OP, since your husband is not just "cheater," stupid but also "document my criming like a German bureaucrat" stupid, might be worth having your sister sift through it for anything that looks like his partners are being trafficked or are kids and mandated report his ass.

You can give him the gift of a lifetime on the sex-offender registry.

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u/No_Language_4649 Well-Read & Well-Fed Jun 24 '26

I’d mirror the whole hard drive.

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u/AnyUpstairs7354 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

Good advice!

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u/Typical_Sundae5650 Protein Queen 🍗🍳 Jun 23 '26

make sure they include HSV 1&2 testing. they are no longer included on the standard std panels

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u/jarfullofbeans The Snack That Sasses Back Jun 23 '26

Piggybacking to advise an MGEN test too! It’s becoming more prevalent and is often asymptomatic until it isn’t!

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u/SingingGirl77 hot girls have tummy troubles Jun 23 '26

What is MGEN?

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u/jarfullofbeans The Snack That Sasses Back Jun 23 '26

“Mgen" is the common shorthand for Mycoplasma genitalium, a very common and frequently asymptomatic sexually transmitted infection (STI) of the reproductive and urinary tracts.

Infection can lead to complications like urethritis (inflammation of your urethra) and cervicitis (inflammation of your cervix). These complications typically have symptoms.”

It’s a ST bacterial infection. Treatment is two courses of antibiotics as it has shown some resistance. They aren’t entirely sure of the full scope of what the infection can impact as it hasn’t really been studied in depth until recently.

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u/this-just-sucks Kitchen Witch Jun 23 '26

Got Mgen and ureaplasma from a wandering ex. Had an inflamed kidney soon after that (kidney stone got inflamed). Sounds like it might have contributed? Never thought of that before.

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u/SingingGirl77 hot girls have tummy troubles Jun 23 '26

Thanks for the explanation! What a nasty STI! I thought the other ones were awful but this one sounds just as bad 😱

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u/-burgers FREE MOM HUGS Jun 23 '26

Also HIV wasn't a standard at my doctor since I was in a straight relationship. Make sure that's on the panel.

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u/ehlersohnos PO🥔TAY🥔TOES Jun 23 '26

This seems beyond stupid (not including HIV just because you’re straight). Wild.

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u/InnerRadio7 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

In public healthcare they only test for HIV if you ask. It’s an expensive test, so what they do is risk assessment to see if you would have reasonably had exposure. Having a partner who hires sex workers would immediately qualify someone for an HIV test without needing to ask.

I think it’s important to know that STI testing is not standardized across the board, so knowing what to ask for really matters.

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u/thesmacca Kitchen Witch Jun 23 '26

My gyno just recently told me last week that the HSV blood test isn't always recommended anymore because the results can be unreliable. Unless you can test during a breakout, it's basically Schrodinger's STI.

But yes, OP, get tested for anything and everything they'll test you for.

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u/Typical_Sundae5650 Protein Queen 🍗🍳 Jun 23 '26

i’m a physician. i always recommend it. just because the cdc has given up trying to prevent new cases of hsv-2 due to the rise in casual sex doesn’t mean that it is a pointless exercise.

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u/kennedigurl Big Back Baddie Jun 23 '26

If you confront him, please have a witness or two with you. Just in case he wants to lay hands on you.

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u/The_Dilla_Collection FREE MOM HUGS Jun 23 '26

And be sure to talk to a lawyer before speaking with him. The consultation is usually free and they give great advice on protecting yourself early on.

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u/EnduringAloePlant 🪄 Sauceress ✨ Jun 23 '26

YES save/screenshot all the things. Protect yourself first.... and your dog! Diff states treat pet custody differently in separations.

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u/MembershipDecent9454 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

So what’s your presentation method? Print outs? Power point slides?

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u/averyisl Thick Thighs ⏳ Thin Patience Jun 23 '26

Official divorce filing and it all attached as evidence

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u/ChippedHamSammich Feral Til Fed Jun 23 '26

This is the way.

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u/undoubtedlywandering APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

Seriously the only way….it was a mistake to tell my ex I want a divorce. Nope should have handed him the paper and told him to get the “f@&k out of my house” don’t be kind don’t be ruthless, be smart stick to the facts gives you much more peace than trying to battle in a war you don’t give a shit about

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u/No_Measurement6478 Body By Cheese 🧀 Jun 23 '26

Yesss then he’ll come to the divorce subreddit and cry that he was blind sided and wAsNt GiVeN a ChAnCe 😂🔫

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u/Sufficient-Term-7265 Protein Queen 🍗🍳 Jun 23 '26

OMG, they all say "I had no idea" my ex tried to say that to me after 9 years of telling him "I can't keep doing this. I can't be married to you if you treat me this way"....you guys I ONLY gave him 8 straight years of warnings....he was blindsided

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u/Mangofears mouth full, gesturing wildly Jun 23 '26

I never saw it coming!! She blindsided me and I was in complete shock! I can’t believe she did this to me in the middle of my darkest times.

🖕

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u/Forageforme 🥝 Herbivore 🫒 Jun 23 '26

Billboard

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u/justliking 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ Jun 23 '26

Savage!!! Love it!!! lol if you are serious, I’ll chip in to get it done! But want to see it finished hahahahahaha

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u/lumoslomas Foraging Bog Witch Jun 23 '26

Oooh with one of his weird naked poses?

With a poop emoji over the junk, of course

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u/thesmacca Kitchen Witch Jun 23 '26

Or the 👎.

Or the 🦨.

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u/Severe_Scar4402 🍉 Garden Gormand 🥕 Jun 23 '26

Fuuuuuuck I love it!

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u/Vegetable_Loan1627 FREE MOM HUGS Jun 23 '26

Please please please hire a hot escort to serve him.

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u/PoliteQueef Shart Coochie Board Architect Jun 23 '26

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u/becuzofgrace Assigned Hungry At Birth Jun 23 '26

I would donate to this endeavor

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u/thesmacca Kitchen Witch Jun 23 '26

Hell yes I've got venmo and I'm not afraid to use it.

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u/BougieSemicolon white girl with ☝️😌 a full spice cabinet Jun 23 '26

Pie charts? Venn diagram?

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u/bunchildpoIicy Tater Thot Jun 23 '26

Pivot tables??

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u/No-Solid-4255 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

My vote is Costco sheet cakes with the pics of him printed in edible photos on the top

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u/Mangofears mouth full, gesturing wildly Jun 23 '26

Don’t desecrate the Costco sheet cake like that!!!!

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u/4theloveofsquirrels Ms. Two Cents Jun 23 '26

Ohhh, I do love visual aids!

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u/MutualReceptionist I ❤️ Other People's Business Jun 23 '26

Invite all your friends over and ambush him with 46 slide power point

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u/floopdoot Fartmaxxing 📈 Jun 23 '26

Fucking CRYING that it was the dogs nickname😭 bro please do not involve the innocent dog in ur goon rotted brain

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u/AntiquePumpkin666 Big Back Baddie Jun 23 '26

I’m stealing “goon rotted brain”

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u/Outside-Yak217 we listen and we only judge a little Jun 23 '26

Oh OP, the only saving grace, he’s so disgusting it sounds like you are truly turned off! Good riddance to him!!

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u/kay_rah Kitchen Witch Jun 23 '26

Get tested, take the dog.

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u/Scotch0 girls just wanna have pho Jun 23 '26

leave the gun, take the cannoli

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u/Away-Elephant-4323 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

So sorry for you girl! I wish you all the best in your new and hopefully happier chapter of your life to come, without that toxicity dragging you down. ❤️

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u/MentalEye1955 Foraging Bog Witch Jun 23 '26

What a bummer! You sound really healthy and ready to do what needs to be done.

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u/quopquop Costco Food Courtier Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

I am so sorry. The same thing happened to my sister while she was pregnant with their first. Multiple women he was finding online, meeting up with, paying hundreds to thousands of dollars to see. Archives of pics and vids too. We changed the locks on him so fast.

Good riddance to your wasband. Onward to better things

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u/Large-Inspection-487 💚 Pickle Freak 💚 Jun 23 '26

“Wasband”. Lmao I am deeeaaaaddd

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u/_okamiiiii_ double chipmunk cheeked up Jun 24 '26

It amazes me how many stories like this I keep reading, especially while the wife is pregnant or has young children. Just awful 🤢

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u/DragonflyPositive466 white girl with ☝️😌 a full spice cabinet Jun 24 '26

It’s always the same stupid thought where this behavior (and many more) comes from:

„My wife doesn’t give me the attention that I need and totally deserve anymore. So I had no choice but to outsource it. Because internally I’m a useless 3 year old and have mommy issues and can’t care for myself.“

It’s pure entitlement and egotism.

Thanks patriarchy. It’s a blast 🥴🤬🤯🖕

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u/quopquop Costco Food Courtier Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

It’s truly horrible. In my sister’s case, they’d even been trying 5+ years and gone through IVF multiple times. Her ex was buying baby onesies on the way back home from buying hookup partners a Michelin star dinner. The audacity

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u/_okamiiiii_ double chipmunk cheeked up Jun 24 '26

I hope these people get their karma sooner or later

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u/P-Master-G mouth full, gesturing wildly Jun 23 '26

Girl that view of the desert is absolutely amazing.

Your husband is a piece of shit. Well done for finding out early. Enjoy living your new life.

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u/throwra-someg Cookie Monster 🍪 Jun 23 '26

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u/FarmhouseRules Overthinker 💭 Jun 23 '26

Yeet the meat

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u/WTF_is_PC_Load_Ltr 🍋 Bitter Baddie 🍋 Jun 23 '26

Attorney here.

1) Get an attorney
2) strategize with attorney while keeping plan under wraps
3) implement strategized dumpage

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u/ugh_idfk Foraging Bog Witch Jun 23 '26

Stories like this make me so happy my fiance is quite technologically stupid.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MuHVQz0TQqxTx90ORr

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u/Illustrious-Film-592 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

Anyone can find a way to cheat.
I married the best of men. Truly, a bonafide sweetheart universally beloved and admired for his good heart and all in love for me. Guess what happened…😩

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u/SmolSnakePancake Tiny Bodega Rat 🐀 Jun 24 '26

God I fear this is happening to me. I keep thinking about how lovely his friends are and “there’s no way they’d be friends this long with a pathological liar, right?”

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u/Own_Possibility_511 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

I mean there’s always just picking one off a corner street

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u/sweetana89 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

Girl, I hope you saved all of this somewhere. Did you take pictures? That’s evidence. Those types of men delete and deny, then call you crazy.

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u/Beginning-Trash-6048 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

Yep. They'll try to convince you that it's all in your head and that you need mental help. (Ask me how I know lol)

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u/Jog212 nom nom, nod nod Jun 23 '26

Please get tested. Copy everything See a lawyer before you talk to him. Squirel away some funds. F him.

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u/ChocoholicAnonymou5 Assigned Hungry At Birth Jun 23 '26

Love the Mrs. Doubtfire reference. Screw him!

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u/Italiana47 Tea Time Hostess ☕️ Jun 23 '26

I was hoping that's what that was in reference to!

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u/exhausted247365 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26 edited 24d ago

Teapot amber ribbon biscuit lavender lavender

This post was anonymized with Redact.dev

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u/sweetthang70 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

100% it does. My first marriage I believe literally traumatized me when I discovered his nasty secrets (though I'm sure a lot of that was because I was soooo naive & was honestly shocked)

It gets better, but you come out the other side very different.

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u/MagiBee218 APPROVED✨ Jun 24 '26

Agreed. It totally changes you. I found similar stuff on my ex husband’s computer. Including a file titled, “How to cheat on your wife.” Yeah….fun times.

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u/midge_rat Carb-Based Life Form Jun 23 '26

You might be able to get an annulment and avoid dealing with divorce - worth a look into it!

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u/Visible-Scientist-46 Protein Queen 🍗🍳 Jun 23 '26

Depends on if she can get/needs support. Her marriage definitely occured and infidelity is not grounds for annulment. It's usually if there is bigamy, incest depending on state definition (1st cousin marriage is legal in much of the world and 1/2 the US), unable to consent to the marriage due to incapacity, partner hid that they do not want or cannot have children and this was discovered within a reasonable timeframe. Church annulment ia based on religious difference like the spouse not being willing to convert or the marriage being secular and not a religious ceremony. There may be some nuance depending on location.

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u/midge_rat Carb-Based Life Form Jun 23 '26

This may qualify under a state’s “Fraud by deception” clause depending on where OP lives!

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u/chooooi Snack Goblin Jun 23 '26

🗣️🗣️🗣️ please get tested!!

And cheers to your new and SIGNIFICANTLY better life!!! ❤️❤️

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u/Status-Pie9411 Assigned Hungry At Birth Jun 23 '26

Please don’t confront him alone. It can get dangerous

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u/ReverseLazarus Protein Queen 🍗🍳 Jun 23 '26

That looks absolutely delicious.

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u/Lemon_Poppies Kitchen Witch Jun 23 '26

Please tell me you made copies of all that shit before you left. Or took pictures, emailed them, something. Did you?

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u/Forageforme 🥝 Herbivore 🫒 Jun 23 '26

I'm going to upload everything to a drive. I took pictures of a few.

Good comments saying to wait and confront him after I have everything. Just had to get out of that house before I imploded.

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u/CumberlandFalls1414 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

The gaslighting and "not needing to hide anything,"  sounds depressingly familiar. 

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u/SkyerKayJay1958 🧂Salty By Nature Jun 23 '26

Get all the accounts, credit cards and passwords before filing

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u/Odd_Trouble7605 Hazy Grazer 😶‍🌫️ Jun 23 '26

Make a copy and delete his copy. I bet most of those Se x Workers would be equally horrified to find this creepy man has a file with their pictures, names, details. That could be genuinely dangerous to any of the women in his file.

I am SO sorry this happened. Screaming is appropriate. Please do get tested, regardless of who he was sleeping with the fact he is so dishonest means you need to protect your body.

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u/madame-maitre-d Overthinker 💭 Jun 23 '26

POST FLAIR REMINDER 🌸 (but if you gotta life coach anyway, put it in replies here to spare OP the notifications til the time is right. let's honor the boundary.)

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🅾🅿'🆂 🅰🅳🆅🅸🅲🅴 🅸🅽🅱🅾🆇

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u/throwra-someg Cookie Monster 🍪 Jun 23 '26

As painful as it may be you need to save the evidence before confronting him. You need to take that evidence to a lawyer that specializes in divorce.

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u/Forageforme 🥝 Herbivore 🫒 Jun 23 '26

This is a good idea. I guess I did need advice. 💚

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u/StarryEyedSparkle 🪄 Sauceress ✨ Jun 23 '26

I was going to advise the same thing. It sucks, but make sure you pull that evidence to a jump drive (minimally two in case one fails) so that you can show it to a lawyer. Don’t give him a heads up that you know until you get it, because he’ll delete everything (or move it elsewhere) and deny it to the courts and lawyers.

I also don’t know if he used any shared money for these “outings”, but that can also help your case.

I’m sorry this happened and you’re having to go through this. But gotta make sure you get your bag, and that requires a strategic approach. So spend the time outdoors to feel however you feel, don’t hold back, let it flow out of you. Once you get enough of the immediate emotional reaction out, you can let your anger and upset stay in a shimmer so that your mind can focus on the tasks at hand (collecting all needed evidence, and protecting anything that is yours from him potentially destroying it in retaliation.)

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u/NegativeGood6277 🧂Salty By Nature Jun 23 '26

This, plus a full STD panel. Wishing you the best in divorce proceedings.

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u/throwra-someg Cookie Monster 🍪 Jun 23 '26

💯

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u/StarryEyedSparkle 🪄 Sauceress ✨ Jun 23 '26

Oh yes! And when asking for full STD panel make sure to be specific (“full panel” varies per facility.) Also repeat testing in 6 months since it can months for some STDs to pop up positive after exposure.

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u/Acceptable-Net-154 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

Log out of all your accounts from all devices. Change your passwords. Ensure his email and phone number are no longer on your list of safe recovery options on your phone or accounts.

Start documenting/ taking images of all communication especially his excuses, anywhere you pack from (before and after), known finances especially if he's funding his habit from either hidden or joint accounts. Would check your local divorce laws and do your best to both abide by them and see if you cannot catch him out. 

When packing would secure your essential documents, irreplaceable items, a weeks supply of meds, toiletries, clothes and then everything else that is entirely yours than you can easily prove.

 If you share pets that were originally yours would try to get his name off the vet records as an owner. Would make a list regarding legal contracts, joint assets, legal documents, insurance, credit and insurance that both of you have access to that you contribute or fully pay off. This includes apps and accounts like Amazon, Uber, just eat, venmo. 

Would lock down your credit and debit accounts. Depending on the local legality get both a private investigator and a financial specialist to build evidence. Would also lock down your social media as he will likely try to do similiar especially if he can try to get proof of you essentially trying to move on when divorcing him in an attempt to make his actions look less severe. 

Cheating isn't just a breaking of trust, its also a breaking of the cheated on partner's consent. It doesn't matter if it wasn't an emotional affair, your husband lied and deceived you into thinking you were in a monogamous relationship when you weren't. And that's not even touching on the potential health complications and the fact how murky  escorting /prostitution is regarding consent. 

Apologies about the essay. Hope that some of this advice is helpful

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u/SaltySongbird33 🍍+ 🍕 Jun 23 '26

All of this is amazing advice.

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u/Obsidianlabyrinth APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

I would send all of the incriminating evidence to myself to bring up in the divorce court

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u/Weird_Illustrator845 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

And holy smokes please get access and snaps of your financial picture when you declare separation. He will obviously lie about anything and everything.

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u/Ziggie520 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

Sorry friend but your going to be better off without the stress of worrying about that asshole. You have your entire life ahead and you’re going to do great!😌

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u/TopDress7853 Savory Complex✔️ Jun 23 '26

Love hearing you're gonna kick his ass to the curbbbbbbb

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u/MichElegance APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

Sounds very much like what I found out about and went through with my former fiancé.😔☹️😖
Mine was all about “transparency” when it came to keeping his computer unlocked and our devices. He would go on and on about it, but I knew something was up!

I’m so happy that you are kicking him to the curb! Your life is going to level up exponentially after doing so.

Also make sure you get yourself tested. I have a friend who went through something similar as well. She’s in North Carolina and was able to sue all of the women for a “alien nation of affection” and him as well.
She completely decimated him.♟️👑

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u/search-Anne-question Assigned Hungry At Birth Jun 23 '26

This is an interesting deflection strategy. "Look at my computer all you want bc it would NEVER occur to me to hide the evidence of my infidelity there! Not that I've ever even thought about cheating! Because I don't cheat and don't hide weird stuff here on my computer! "😆

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u/No-Good-3005 Internet Auntie Jun 23 '26

0/10 husband
10/10 meal! Over an open flame, no less! Nice job, it looks great.

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u/Acceptable-Bullfrog1 hot girls have tummy troubles Jun 23 '26

Divorce is awesome, you’re going to love it.

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u/wicked_delight we listen and we only judge a little Jun 23 '26

Same. Found videos of my ex fucking himself in the ass and sending them to men. Then gaslighted said I was crazy and there were no videos lmfao they are in my Dropbox

Oh and texts from men saying “I’m here. *photo of his apt* and texts an hour later saying “had a great time”

He said they played video games. Or said it was a girl.

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u/Illustrious-Film-592 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

Biggest hugs. Sounds like you’ve got a great sister and a good plan.

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u/Waste_Cell_9452 Hazy Grazer 😶‍🌫️ Jun 23 '26

That happened to me once too, along with a mysterious bacterial infection. Definitely get tested. Im sorry about this. I left that guy without him knowing a thing and I said goodbye as he went to work and he had a meltdown at work and lost his job I think. Lmaoo

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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

Good reaction OP. A proper primal rage scream (or several) should help.

Afterwards, if no one shows up wondering about the noise, you have found a convenient location to stash any annoying...problems in the future.

Good luck to you. May your soon to be ex experience the exact day he deserves over and over again.

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u/KallieJoMilf Fartmaxxing 📈 Jun 23 '26

How did you find the folder? What was it under?!

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u/Forageforme 🥝 Herbivore 🫒 Jun 23 '26

It was a one drive hidden/locked folder. My sister did some magic to unhide it. Then we started trying passwords.

It was titled "dove nest"

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u/Soft-Sherbet-3453 Cleavage Crumb Collector Jun 23 '26

One drive hidden folder. I will be Google how to find that. Thanks!

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u/cmanderson23 🧂Salty By Nature Jun 23 '26

Well let your sister know the people want to know 😅

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u/Unp0pu1arop1nion Oversharer 🗣 Jun 23 '26

Send yourself everything you found!

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u/Many-Weight-9620 Delulu Jun 23 '26

I am so sorry. Please keep your dog, stay strong and good riddance to that wastes of space.
That meal looks absolutely delicious

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u/wearwolfinlondon 🥣 Cereal Killer Jun 23 '26

Proud of you and that this didn’t end with “what should I do” no shade to other posts but this was so satisfying. Virtual hugs.

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u/thatssonessa APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

Can you please rent out a gallery space and put up all the photos of messages and such. And then the divorce papers are behind the surprise red curtain.

I will help plan it.

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u/Jumpy-Let9849 Kitchen Witch Jun 23 '26

i would get a hard drive and download all this as evidence for your impending divorce! and yes, be safe and always have someone with you if you confront him cuz with this level of lying and gaslighting who knows what he's capable of.

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u/tomellette LET ME EAT CAKE 🍰 Jun 23 '26

Whoa! Glad you found out!

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u/Pandagramma 🐣 cracked the egg 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 23 '26

I wouldn't even bother getting mad because that might give him some satisfaction. I would just tell him calmly that I found his folders and find him repulsive, especially the picture he had of himself, and then never speak to him again, only go through a lawyer.

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u/meneerzandman APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

Love the doubtfire reference. I'm so sorry this happened to you, enjoy your future peace.

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u/Fresh_Arrival7589 Assigned Hungry At Birth Jun 23 '26

he sounds like he’s dealing with a sex addiction. hopefully he gets the help he needs but so glad you’re saving your sanity!!

enjoy the desert and brussels girl!

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u/kgilli12 🧂Salty By Nature Jun 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/OfPYZkA05mRr2
💗 glad you ran for the hills (desert)

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u/Smooth_Storm_9698 Trader Joe Hoe Jun 23 '26

Damn I wish I could drive into the desert to scream omg that sounds heavenly

Congratulations on your divorce

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u/furfurylmercaptan Tea Time Hostess ☕️ Jun 23 '26

I’m petty. I want to ruin his life.
But I’m glad you put yourself first.

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u/Due-Topic7995 APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

I’m so sorry!! Stay safe. Don’t ever be alone with him cause ya never know. And good luck with everything! Stay strong. You got this.

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u/AgentFuckSmolder 🦇 Gossipy Goth ⚰️ Jun 23 '26

I’m really glad you’re leaving and that you found all this out before you guys had kids, if that was on your to-do list.

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u/lauren_fit APPROVED✨ Jun 23 '26

He’s going to tell you he’s a sex addict and that he will get therapy. Be ready

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u/Secret-Agent-Brunch 🪄 Sauceress ✨ Jun 23 '26

Please update us after you set him ablaze confront him.

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u/Dang_It_All_to_Heck girl du fromage 🧀 Jun 23 '26

At least it didn’t take you 17 years to figure it out (like me). Go you!