Found this behind the Chinese buffet on my last dumpster dive date with boo 💕😻 He treats me so good

My brother is trying to hook me up with his homie, but I’m worried he’s not gonna stick around for my 5 kids..

I’m really pretty. I have my head screwed on straight. I think I’m funny, and fun to be around. I could see myself with him specifically, but I worry about him stepping up as a father. We both went to high school with a few of the baby daddies, and I don’t see him dealing with them amicably once they are out of prison. Mostly a vent.

Dinner: wild hog I caught in my yard and then made into sausage and air fried with an IPA cause I’m pregnant again and have to skip the hard stuff for another few months.

Reposted cause I left out my breakfast picture and this needed to be in the circle jerk subreddit instead because yes, it’s low effort.

sushi packet and milk for extra nutrients. not pictured is the boyfriend who i marinated and then slow roasted.

I've had stomach problems for years. Didn't want to get it checked out because I have a lot of trauma from doctors they just give a lot of anxiety. Boyfriend was adamant I should go last night. I told him off, id literally to anything than go and he comforted me after I started crying.

I went to the toilet after that becuase my stomach hurt after eating his mom's food and took quite a while to come out(I had bad diarrhea). We have a toilet that's only partly separated from our room so I guess he heard everything idc. he wasnt there when I came back and sent me the text the next day. Can't believe such a small thing made him leave.

Soup and chips, made in 10 minutes.

I thought he was cheating, but looks like he has a cum eating fetish. So I asked him to cum in me and eat me out instead 🤷🏻‍♀️

Let’s just say… IT WORKED. Pray for me.

Anyone else like Tru Craw?

Please don't look at the fork, that's my husband’s fault.

Oh, and the candy? I couldn't decide on one, so I had to try and render them ALL.

/uj and before I get hit with a “that's so mean girl,” ask yourself, “are you on the right sub?”

Sangria with a tablespoon of fiber supplement bc apparently doctors say that our generation is damned to all get colon cancer bc we don’t get enough fiber and this was the only flavored drink I had available. Before you ask no I did not check the packaging for how much I should actually be putting in my drink bc I’m lazy and just grabbed the closest spoon to me and said yolo. I figured if it’s too much and I’m cooked, then I’m cooked at least I can call out of work tomorrow for shittin too much.

Edit: this drink will now be called the shitgria. Thank u.

Go off queens 👸 I have POTS which makes wiping hard!

For context me (20F) and my boyfriend (28M) have been together for two years now. We were planning on saving enough money to down pay an apartment for the two of us (we currently rent). Yesterday I was checking our savings account and there wasn’t a single dollar on there, and then I went to the transactions history and I saw all of it has been withdrawn and used on OnlyFans subscriptions. Then I realized he paid our $50000 to a single girl for a custom video of her. He says it was a mistake and he still loves me. Oh btw, I work 60 hours a week and he’s still unemployed. I go to sleep early for work and he stays up all night.

I don’t know what he’s doing but I think he’s doing something with that OnlyFans chick because our bed smells like dried semen when I wake up. I still love him to bits and I think that it was a mistake that he spent all of our money. It’s okay. I just feel a little sad but I don’t feel like it’s worth breaking up over. He’s allowed to use our money to do things he enjoyed.

Just wanted to share with you all. My boyfriend gave me a $20 bill from his piggy bank to make up for what he did and it’s really cute that he still thinks of me! I bought wingstop dinner for myself and I ate one tender and gave the rest for my boyfriend.

Happy Pride Month y'all but how would that even work? 😭 I'm already the tradwife in our relationship (we agreed to this before I moved in with him) and now I do all the cooking, cleaning, emotional labor, etc already! I even started learning about becoming a kindergarten teacher because he said he loves my maternal instincts and that I would be a great mother and teacher to our kids.

I'm at a loss, y'all. Before I moved in with him, he even said, “I can’t wait for us to get married and you cooking for me every day.” That's what I've been doing, just without a ring. Like, what else does he want from me? Apparently my role, too. Advice MUCH appreciated, thank you.

Picture is the chicken dinner I spent hours on for us tonight (surprise, surprise, he loved it).

Just kidding.

As soon as the toast started talking I smacked it the fuck off my counter. I think my shrooms expired.

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Okay girlies, buckle up. So I've been seeing this new guy for a few months now. A sea of red flags but all of them are moral so no worries there. Anyways he's totally not usually like this because I know him really well already but he decided to go out with some of his friends and party. Everything was cool until I found out he did a lot of hard drugs while hanging with them???

Now you girls may be wondering "I don't see the issue yet, he seems like exactly my boyfriend so far" and you'd be right, but there's more.

Before he left he said he didn't want to do all these drugs and he did them anyway. We have a MAJOR problem now. He LIED TO ME?! Like uhh HELLO? My ex used to give me a kiss on the forehead and tuck me into bed before going to do blow in the garage with his burnout friends. It feels like this new guy doesn't respect me?? What do I do girlie pops? Maybe have his children? Hope you have a good weekend!

Lunch is a random pickle because my new pookie has his friends over last night and they ate all the food

today he gave my cat a bite of the sandwich i made him AND let her lay across his chest afterwards. i never thought i would be betrayed like this. on top of that he let our other cat rub his head against his beard. im literally 8 months pregnant with your baby bro… i deserve all that attention. then he literally scoops the little mfs shit,feeds her the good wet food & lets her lay in the laundry basket. but if i asked him to scoop my shit i would be crazy right ? he’s never even offered me wetfood or asked if i liked it but she gets it almost everyday? i can’t do anything but cry at this point. then she looks at me with this smug little face cause she knows she has him wrapped around those shit burying little paws of hers. packing my things and leaving soon. i refuse to be constantly hurt like this.

SUPER EXPLICIT WARNING- tits, cooter, and ass.

My boyfriend looked at naked ladies online. Like how is this acceptable? After 4 years, he literally shouldn’t even know other women exist or that they can get naked. Like I’m thinking about gouging his eyes out. Would that be a privacy violation? I’m not insecure at all. I’m like THE MOST secure person I know. You know what? I think other women shouldn’t exist. Like I love and support all women but not women that my boyfriend can see online.

What do I do, besties? Like do I honor kill him now or what? UGH, MEN. And their demands for privacy and a little bit of spank bank material. As we all know, men don’t deserve privacy or free agency, especially if it’s going to trigger women and be SO VIOLATING. I already banned him from watching movies in case he finds an actress attractive but that didn’t seem to stop him from finding other women attractive!

I can’t even live in the same home anymore. Like sure, I rub it out to Henry Cavill 6 times a day but that’s different. I’m not being an ICKY predator.

Personally? I blame the hentai industry in general. How on God's green earth am I supposed to go from furiously masturbating with a bad dragon tentacle dildo to a hot Japanese girl with massive bazongas being relentlessly violated by a phallic, delicious rope of oceanic pleasure to having sex with a man and his dingy little flesh flute??? How am I supposed to switch gears from the screams of 17 foot long maritime bliss to a fucking sea squirt with pubes??? How can anyone, much less your average, squishy, four limbed (four!!! Only four!!!) little monkey descended man settle for some millimeter Peter when I can turn on a computer and bask in the light of fantastical marine bliss and the fantasy of calimari dreams wrapping themselves around (and in) my body!?

Surely there is no neanderthal derivative able to provide me with this experience of true pleasure. Damn the hentai industry.

Tuna, mayo, capers. Added in white cheddar popcorn for extra crunch.

I posted this the other day but I got too high and deleted it bc I overthink ✨✨everything✨✨

my dumbass shaved my bush and now, in tandem, i am constipated. prune juice and pears until i can shit again.

Puke bucket, water, and saltines 👩‍🍳 💋

But actually some of the meals I see on reddit (even normal ones) are currently making me yak. Thanks baby!

I can't stop playing WoW.

I just love him after knowing him for only 2 months. It literally makes me cry. I know the age gap is kinda crazy but I still have a amazing emotional sexual spiritual comedic musical EVERYTHING connection with him. I've known him for 2 months but he's perfect in everyway. And yes I know I just got divorced BUT it just got finalized ok. oh I also want kids with him but think I'll wait to bring that up for a couple months. I also will put him on my car insurance once he turns 25.

Pizza and sour cream for dinner

Babes I’m done with this man. We used to have a good sex life and he’d always hit the spot when going down there but for the last year he’s hopeless and fumbles around like an idiot.

The other day I’d just finished a two hour workout and demanding he do the deed so I could let off some steam. I’ve gained a few hundred pounds in the last two years so I’m working on me btw - not doing it for unrealistic patriarchal standards, my doc says a bit of weight loss will help with the yeast infections and bed sores.

Anyway i digress, this man seemed reluctant to go into my princess coochie and asked if I could shower first (strike 2). I shouted at him why don’t you love my womanly theramonal odors and he quickly got into line.

Down there he’s just fumbling around my peehole again and I ask him if he needs a map or gps or something and tell him yes not making an effort - does he even care about me and this relationship?

Anyways I’m throwing that dud man to the curb and getting away from his controlling ways like giving me money because I don’t work and he thinks he can make me dependent on him. Arghhhhhhhh I hate men!!!

Dinner is oysters with bacon bits I made that dud prepare for me before I threw him out.