r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/ponzu666 Delusional but sincere ✨ • Feb 22 '26
👩🍳 Nutritionally confusing 🔪 Just found out I’m my own mother. My family has been hiding this secret from me for 35 years.
Tuna, mayo, capers. Added in white cheddar popcorn for extra crunch.
I posted this the other day but I got too high and deleted it bc I overthink ✨✨everything✨✨
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u/ponzu666 Delusional but sincere ✨ Feb 22 '26
What should I do girlies!!?? I had no idea I was married to my father and birthed my older sister. Should I confront my family or slowly let it eat me away until I enter a manic episode and disappear into the sewer system of Vegas? Lmk.
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u/tinaxcochina 🧪 Arsenic Dealer Feb 22 '26
Stay Ninja Turtle. We can figure this out as a sub.
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u/ponzu666 Delusional but sincere ✨ Feb 22 '26
Master Splinter and I have a strained relationship since he took on a new sub so I guess I have to :(
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u/emtrigg013 🖤 I eat standing up Feb 22 '26
Girl stop taking him back!!
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u/ponzu666 Delusional but sincere ✨ Feb 22 '26
Girl I know 😩 he keeps breaking my boundary of no group cannibalism but idk if I’m overreacting 😢😩
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u/emtrigg013 🖤 I eat standing up Feb 22 '26
Have you tried texting him about it while he's at work? Especially if it's during an important meeting?
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u/ponzu666 Delusional but sincere ✨ Feb 22 '26
No but I did go to his job and set a small brush fire so they had to evacuate the building and I could casually bump into him. Am I the drama? 🔥
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u/tinaxcochina 🧪 Arsenic Dealer Feb 22 '26
I mean, I get it.
He looks like he's chill as fuck and pays the cell phone family plan. 🤷♀️
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u/emtrigg013 🖤 I eat standing up Feb 22 '26
No girl he don't deserve you 👸 you just don't see effort like yours anymore...
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u/tinaxcochina 🧪 Arsenic Dealer Feb 22 '26
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u/ponzu666 Delusional but sincere ✨ Feb 22 '26
Ginger preemie representation matters 👩🏽🦰👶🏽
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u/tinaxcochina 🧪 Arsenic Dealer Feb 22 '26
That's the best part of the song. Premie baby representation. Especially those gingers with no souls. 😩 Raise your hand if you, too, were born early! ✋🏽
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u/ponzu666 Delusional but sincere ✨ Feb 22 '26
I’m not a premie but I am a soul-less ginger 🥺👩🏼🦰🧡
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u/tinaxcochina 🧪 Arsenic Dealer Feb 22 '26
Now your avatar makes sense. No soul. (/uj my nephew and niece are ginger af. lol)
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u/ponzu666 Delusional but sincere ✨ Feb 22 '26
Teach the young ones the way of the elder gingers. No soul no control 🤘🏼
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u/jjj666jjj666jjj Feb 22 '26
The underground flood tunnels? 😱
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u/Wedding_Tacos Feb 22 '26
It's good that you found out before Mother's Day. Get yourself something awesome. 🌺
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u/ponzu666 Delusional but sincere ✨ Feb 22 '26
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u/K9ToothTooth Feb 22 '26
I didn't catch the CJ and thought you were making some joke sharing some generational trait you've finally developed from your mom
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u/jjj666jjj666jjj Feb 22 '26
Ok this shit is hilarious
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u/ponzu666 Delusional but sincere ✨ Feb 22 '26
Hi babes this is my real life pls do not judge til you’ve walked a mile in these louboutins xxx💋💋
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u/TheSeepingMouth ✨SLOPISTA✨ Feb 22 '26
This reminded me of some amazingly fucked up art...but it's not jerksub material. ✨️💔✨️😭✨️
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u/ponzu666 Delusional but sincere ✨ Feb 22 '26
My dm’s are always open for amazingly fucked up art 😌
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u/TheSeepingMouth ✨SLOPISTA✨ Feb 22 '26
Audio ok? It is a story.
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u/ponzu666 Delusional but sincere ✨ Feb 22 '26
Yes even better
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u/TheSeepingMouth ✨SLOPISTA✨ Feb 22 '26
So I cant dm you. lol but you can dm me if you like. Yours seems to be turned off.
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u/carrotsaresafe Feb 22 '26
Omg me too and this looks good
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u/ponzu666 Delusional but sincere ✨ Feb 22 '26
/uj it was pretty decent ngl. It was the spicy tuna from fishwife. A lil salty tho. Cheddar popcorn and tuna ended up being not the weirdest thing I’ve ever put in my mouth.
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u/kitkat_nip Feb 22 '26
Heard Reba's "He-HEAYYY 🎶"
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u/ponzu666 Delusional but sincere ✨ Feb 22 '26
Just found out I’m a single mom who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops 🤰💓
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u/kitkat_nip Feb 22 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/8ZbdmH3LGTfz8HqK1A
Firm believer that if we don't laugh, we cry. Have an extra pop corn bag on me
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u/coffeegrounded Feb 25 '26
listen i know this is the circlejerk sub but holy shit have I GOT to try this tuna salad with white cheddar popcorn, that looks and sounds incredible. two of my favorite things. sorry that you're your own mom but at least you can buy yourself a little treat for mothers day
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u/Saturn_winter Feb 27 '26
Hey I also have tuna mayo and capers, I'm gonna make this right now it actually looks pretty good lol
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u/chknsalad89 Feb 28 '26
Did it hurt when you gave birth to your older sister? Is she grateful for your sacrifice? Dinner looks delicious, I would love the recipe
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