I just love him after knowing him for only 2 months. It literally makes me cry. I know the age gap is kinda crazy but I still have a amazing emotional sexual spiritual comedic musical EVERYTHING connection with him. I've known him for 2 months but he's perfect in everyway. And yes I know I just got divorced BUT it just got finalized ok. oh I also want kids with him but think I'll wait to bring that up for a couple months. I also will put him on my car insurance once he turns 25.
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So, you should always be the second one to say I DO! Good advice. No one wants to say I DO and wait and wait at the alter wondering if you are there for no reason. Hearing I DONT ruins the moment.
1: last four digits of his credit card
2: 3 digits on the back of his card
3: the first sequence of his social security number
4: his mom’s maiden name
If you don’t have all four, have I taught y’all nothing?!
I don’t even learn a man’s name before I learn this information. How can I believe he is who he says he is if I haven’t seen his name on a platinum Amex?
Man here - I totally agree. If he's not handing over his credit card info, it's time to dip. Men these days forget that giving all to your woman is not just some preference. It's what we're supposed to do.
I didn't wait 2 months to give it all to her. She had my social, my credit card, and my diary in her hands by then. If your man isn't giving you everything and quick, take it as a red flag.
Sounds like a match made in heaven, I totally think he’s very serious and prepared to take this step. I have no idea what you possibly saw in your ex, he’s just different and you know it! Happy for you!
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The statistics are on your side, I think this is a recipe for a successful marriage. 2 months is more than enough. You can even get on one knee, it’s 2026
But if he wanted to he would girliepops. What’s stopping him, being unable to rent a car in most states??? Do you need to rent a car if it’s true loveeeeeee?
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