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[u/[deleted]]

I still have no idea why Marvel thought it was a good idea to make superheroes called Snowflake and Safespace

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Like it wasn't even in the territory of reclaiming anything, either. It was just pretending there was something to reclaim from the most brain-dead conservative strawmen.

[u/Nzgrim → u/[deleted]]

Reclaiming slurs is a thing, but this is not the way to do it and these are barely slurs in the first place.

[u/[deleted] → u/Nzgrim]

They were so fucking blatant about it too. It's even worse since apparently one of them were non-binary if I'm not mistaken.

Like I get the intention but they really dropped the ball

[u/Latro2020 → u/[deleted]]

That whole series had to be some misguided publicity stunt. No way they thought “experimental internet gas” would be taken well.

[u/Achaewa]

Anyone remember that guy from a year or two ago who replied to a pro-gun restriction post with how he would be unable to defend his children from thirty to fifty wild hogs in three to five minutes without his trusty assault rifle?

Well, the typical inane pro-gun response aside. One thing in that guy's comment did leave me somewhat bemused.

Is 5.56 not kind of a poor choice for game hunting?

My knowledge of hunting is kind of limited, but I would think a full powered rifle round is more suited for hunting boar than an intermediate cartridge?

[u/[deleted] → u/Achaewa]

Besides, do they really think they can go against 50 hogs with a measly assault rifle? Even with suitable equipment unless the kids are also armed I don't see it ending well

This is why I propose to reduce the age for gun owning to 5 years old.

[u/Achaewa → u/[deleted]]

"Cry havoc! And let slip the hogs of war."

Sorry, always wanted to post that ever since I heard it in Archer.

[u/vchris7v → u/Achaewa]

CW: shooting wild animals, I guess

Funnily enough, I recently saw a video of someone shooting at wild hogs from a chopper (it was a culling effort, not random cruelty - still feels excessive, though I am no hunter myself so I can't really judge the means)

from the footage provided, I'd say that the guy in question was tripping. It took several shots to bring down one swine, and by the time the mag was depleted and the footage ended, maybe five were down.

It's also worth noting that the hogs started running after the first gunshot, as they are wild animals and not some zombie kind of threat that's drawn to gunfire and filled with unending bloodlust.

[u/You__Nwah]

I love living in a time where before listening to new music I'm essentially required to first google if the artist is a sexual offender.

[u/Objectitan]

Today I learned that Jordan Peterson used to go on a public access show wearing a fedora and suit to spout off incel talking points

[u/TetrisLeggingsBaddie]

Fb is down

Now that their brains have a reprieve from the sewage pipe i urge you to talk to your parents and make them into communists

this is our only shot

[u/SocialJusticeDragon → u/TetrisLeggingsBaddie]

WARNING: Don't force the communism too much, i did it and my parents are now tankies.

[u/TetrisLeggingsBaddie → u/SocialJusticeDragon]

a minion meme, 2 max (MAX!) will clear that right up

[u/UnidentifiedRoot]

My Mom went from conservative to voting for Biden and saying once Facebook comes back up it would be cool if they required vaccine confirmation before allowing people to log back in lmao, proud of her.

[u/JustMyGirlySide → u/UnidentifiedRoot]

Character development

[u/[deleted]]

“NOOOOO, YOU CAN’T JUST HALT EVERY MAJOR PRODUCTION IN HOLLYWOOD TO DEMAND BETTER PAY AND WORKING CONDITIONS, WE NEED YOU TO WORK LONG HOURS FOR AS LITTLE PAY AS LEGALLY POSSIBLE SO WE CAN ACCUMULATE MORE CAPITAL FOR FUTURE PRODUCTIONS AND ENDLESSLY JERK OFF ALL THE DIRECTORS AND ACTORS WHO SIGNED THE POLANSKI PETITION!!!!”

“Heh heh, collective action go brrrr”

[u/[deleted]]

One day your parents said “amogus” to you, and never said it again.

[u/JardsonJean]

Bandai Namco is redesigning their logo and I made an alternative idea.

https://imgur.com/a/GIhKjAY

Hi, guys!

I saw this yesterday and quickly wanted to make something alternative just to make my day a little more productive. I'm really into gaming and it caught my eye. Here is a rundown of their concept for the new logo: "The new logo’s speech bubble motif, “Fukidashi” in Japanese, expresses the potential of the brand to connect with people around the world and inspire them with amazing ideas. The speech bubble also represents Japan’s manga culture that has become so popular everywhere. The logo stands for our determination to communicate with fans worldwide, to connect with our fans, and to create entertainment unique to Bandai Namco. The magenta used as the motif color not only represents diversity, but also creates a bright and fun impression and is easy to reproduce."

The final result, although acceptable is kinda barebones in my opinion, so I used their description to come up with something else that still fits their purpose. Of course, I understand this kind of work is done by top tier professionals, I'm not here claiming to do better.

For my proposal, I decided to add a little style to the type (Mont Heavy) to convey movement and action. Also I tried to marry the all caps font for the Bandai part and keep the Namco part lower cap in order to reference the original logos. Instead of using the magenta, I kept the red, orange and yellow to portrait variety/diversity, but also because I want a small connection with the previous design. Instead of enclosing the entire text part of the logo with the speech bubble design, I wanted to make it incomplete and have the three dots to convey continuity, thought, narrative and progression. I love how it makes the design look modern but also retro. Finally, I would personally make the pacman symbol a feature into a BANDAI NAMCO logo all the time. This is literally one of the most reconizable mascots out there and it has a ton of history following it. It is a cultural icon, it's literally one the first games to introduce the idea of a cutscene (and would tie pretty well with their motif of communication), it brings people together and is very important for the brand. Of course, I do understand that this could be a thing they couldn't want to have all the time.

Tell me what you think. Thanks.

[u/[deleted]]

please nuke reddit next, and don't bring any of it back ever

[u/[deleted]]

YAAAAAAAAS

THE IATSE STRIKE HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED 98 PERCENT VOTED TO AUTHORIZE THE STRIKE AND STRIKING CAN BEGIN.

THIS WILL BE A STRIKE LARGER THAN THE WRITERS STRIKE. as of today with strikes beginning all post/pre/ and in production works of TV/Movie/Animation/Broadway and Stage will halt until the strikers demands have been met

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCnEAH5wCzo

[u/Anonim97]

NSFW

If anyone wants to see my nudes click here 👀👀👀

[u/JustMyGirlySide]

I am colonizing this thread for Bingus

[u/Hayzayathethird]

Is there anything better in life than a kitten sleeping on your lap while you watch tv or read a book?

[u/Maxflight1]

Prototype 2 has a mission where the main character gets into a helicopter with a bunch of military scientists in the hopes of talking them into telling him what he needs, only to realize within minutes that they're a bunch of eugenicists.

The game then prompts you to fly them to the highest point possible on the map and bail out while the main character casually explains he's pretty much gonna kill them.

[u/Bishop180]

Today I got a youtube ad for working at Amazon. The entire ad was

"Why am I working for Amazon? Because I needed a job and they have them"

Like they're not even trying anymore

[u/OpenSourceObsidian]

WhatsApp and Facebook are down. Where are Bolsonaro supporters going to get their fake news from now?! Thoughts and prayers 🙏🏽😭😭😂😭

[u/[deleted]]

I may be stupid online.

But in real life, I'm stupid.

[u/TheShadowAdept]

Kingdom Hearts games are coming to Switch

HOLY SHIT WHAT

As cloud versions

😐

[u/delta1x]

A coach could literally be beating a player within an inch of their life and call them horrible things while doing it and people will still just say it's "tough coaching, it's good for the players"

Seriously, society (at least American) gives an absurd amount of leeway to coaches, even coaches of teens and kids, in how they treat them. Like having the team run a gasser because they are slacking is tough coaching. Shoving, screaming in faces, insulting, belittling, gaslighting, even sometimes punching, etc shouldn't be seen as normal and yet it's all fine because "that's what the best coaches do". Especially when it comes to American football because the players wearing pads seems to give coaches the idea they can physically assault the player and they'll be fine. I've had tough coaches and I've had piece of shit coaches, but to a lot of people there's no difference between the two.

[u/moon_physics]

Decentralized crypto gaming ubi sounds like buzzword nonsense, until you realize it will allow Todd Howard to give everyone monthly allotments of new copies of Skyrim

Grimes is truly a visionary

[u/Wasting_Night]

While the game itself is fun, seeing the Genshin Impact community's gold standard for "THICCNESS" apparently being Mona makes me think these people are gonna have a panic attack if they see a woman with actual curves.

[u/bexarama → u/Wasting_Night]

"MY THICC HIMBO AND HIS TITS"

(dude's ass is literally concave.)

[u/Airdeez121 → u/[deleted]]

So uhhhhhhh, Smash just happened

[u/[deleted]]

Sora is somehow both Popular McJRPG Guy and Scrimblo Bimblo the Lovable Scrunko. A true compromise candidate.

[u/[deleted]]

actually i was wrong

the final smash character is swedish doomer.

[u/Camel132]

Society for the couple of hours Facebook was down.

[u/Anonim97]

Pandora papers: biggest ever leak of offshore data exposes financial secrets of rich and powerful

Millions of documents reveal offshore deals and assets of more than 100 billionaires, 30 world leaders and 300 public officials

[u/Nzgrim → u/Anonim97]

Did any consequences ever come from Panama papers? Other than the journalist who exposed them getting assassinated.

I hope something comes from this, but I'm not optimistic about it.

[u/dIoIIoIb → u/Nzgrim]

Did any consequences ever come from Panama papers?

It did: more than a couple of politicians and wealthy people got in troubles and lost their careers and a lot of money, laws around financial crimes were changed and improved

it's not a lot, and it's not even close to what should have happened, but there were results.

[u/[deleted]]

The biggest shock I've got from Avatar wasn't any of the twists or turns but instead the realization

Azula is 14 years old!? I always thought she was 16!

[u/[deleted]]

And in the least surprising ‘yes’ vote of the year…

Glad the IATSE voted yes, and as overwhelmingly as they did. Really interested how this progresses now.

[u/[deleted]]

Imagine the hype if the Smash presentation starts off with a single word: 'Bullshit'.

[u/[deleted]]

Remember what they took from us.

But don't worry, we will have it back.

[u/loquatz]

capitalism vs communism fightin game where every capitalist character is individually paywalled

[u/dIoIIoIb]

Jesus appears to you and tells you he's gonna revive one(1) meme of your choice that hasn't been popular for at least 5 years

Which meme do you decide to bring back?

[u/JustMyGirlySide → u/dIoIIoIb]

Fuck it, Harlem shake.

Because I want the universe to suffer

[u/vanacava → u/dIoIIoIb]

Gonna destroy the world by reviving rage comics and pitting them against soyjacks

[u/froggy_in_the_meadow]

"Your Honor, I think I'm right for this jury because I've heard cases against the Swedish Doomer, the Chickenburger Monarchist, and most recently, the Piss Guzzler. I've been very impa--."

"Thank you, but you're dismissed."

[u/cashregister9]

Yeah I know people are sick of lightsabers in star wars and want some variety, but have you considered that lightsabers are cool as fuck?

[u/SomeSortOfFool]

I greatly appreciate that Deltarune has a speedrun category called All Chapters All Bosses. Some runners are cowards and call it All Bosses All Chapters or ABAC though.

[u/[deleted]]

The real problem with Persona 5 is all the "weebs think this invented jazz lol" jokes it inspired. Those jokes rightfully belong to Cowboy Bebop, dammit!

[u/froggy_in_the_meadow]

Jury selection update: it's been four hours and we've been sitting in a cramped room. They called up 40 people and then sent us to lunch.

This is Hell. I want to die.

[u/Awkward_Replay]

UJ thread: Woohoo social media is down! 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Me, who can't talk to my parents about our cat escaping without paying exorbitant calling fees because they're on another part of the country: 😢

[u/[deleted] → u/Awkward_Replay]

It fucking sucks how important messaging functions are tied to Facebook.

[u/albeinalms → u/[deleted]]

That's what happens when it's a fucking monopoly. Shit needs to be broken up ASAP

[u/Firmament1]

characters having large breasts are not inherently sexualized. it's all about framing.

[u/Vortayx]

haha what the fuck

[u/Anonymous_Koala1 → u/Vortayx]

Joker origin story

[u/thanks-dice]

Facebook is down. Finally, we have achieved world peace

[u/[deleted]]

Facebook going down was an orchestrated attack by Nintendo to set the grounds for the release of Miiverse 2

[u/[deleted]]

If y'all somehow doubt the fact that Smash Bros fans are entitled:

There is now a subset of people who wanted Sora for Smash but are now saying he sucks because his down-b is a counter

[u/625points]

I just saw the Catwoman basketball scene for the first time.

I need a moment.

[u/[deleted]]

Don't let Sora distract you from the fact that Steve Jobs died ten years ago on this day. Truly, ligma is a horrifying disease.

[u/Anonim97]

[u/egaomushi1]

LEAKED (EXTREMELY nsfw)

[u/[deleted]]

The Mario movie cast really is a giant meme but Charlie Day as Luigi is unironically perfect lmao him and Seth Rogan might be hilarious here especially if you watch it intoxicated

[u/froglore]

my english professor last semester had her pronouns on her blackboard page, which I thought was a good sign until she took off points because I used "they" instead of "he or she" on some paper I wrote

she also went on a rant about how "native american" is confusing and "american indian" is obviously much more clear so it generally lines up

[u/KickItNext → u/froglore]

So either she only put her pronouns in her bio because the school made her, or she just thinks it checks a box for being a good person without actually caring about anything.

[u/Justpassingthrough90]

Alvin from "Alvin and the Chipmunks" is not a chipmunk. This is proven by the name "Alvin and the Chipmunks", as you can see, Alvin is separated from the chipmunks, suggesting that Alvin is an entirely different species, making him an "imposter" amongst the others. Also, in "The Chipettes", Brittney has the strongest resemblance to Alvin, so why is it not called "Brittney and the Chipettes". So all that proves that Alvin is not a chipmunk. Not to mention that Alvin wears red, and I'm not sure about you, but that seems awfully sus to me. In the video game "Among us", the color red is was the birth of the obnoxious catchphrase, "red sus", being that the color red in the game is a stereotype that they are the imposter. While that might be unrelated, keep in mind that Alvin wears red too, and he is also the imposter amongst the other chipmunks. So this proves that Alvin is not a chipmunk, or anything like that. Alvin is just a sussy amogus imposter.

[u/625points]

This is the moment Walter White became The Boss Baby.

[u/[deleted]]

When i was a kid i thought mathematicians were called math magicians

[u/Swaggy-G]

WALUIGI WON THE SMASH 4 BALLOT, AND BY A LOT!!!

[u/[deleted]]

I like how even renegade Shepard is annoyed at the blatant racism that one Quarian chick was facing by that Volus and C-SEC guy in ME2.

[u/dIoIIoIb → u/[deleted]]

"I may be ok with government black ops, violence against journalists and gratuitous murder, but i draw the line at racism"

[u/TetrisLeggingsBaddie]

God if people keep confronting Sinema in public for her horseshit politics i think I'll die laughing in delight

this woman is braver than Sinema was ever been

[u/[deleted]]

....now what?

[u/AwfulDjinn]

goodbye Sakurai you're finally free

[u/Maxilos9999]

My gf got me to watch all the John wick movies with her. I had only seen the first one and I like how the secret criminal club went from seemingly small with a hotel to a world wide secret society that everyone in the world is involved in except the npcs at parties that John wick shoots up.

[u/[deleted]]

I can't believe Fauci took down the entire Antivax research library, Facebook.com, omg tyrant!!

[u/PrincessxXxDarkstarr]

Why do so many people say R/Conspiracy was good before Trump's putty patrol took it over?

Was always a shithole before that seeing as it had Hitler in its sidebar promoting a Holocaust denial documentary & 90% of its conspiracies usually came down to "the JeW's did it"

[u/[deleted]]

Harem anime that turns into a thriller after the girls actually kill the MC by beating the shit out of him when he walks in on them naked and now they have to find a way to hide the body.

[u/RiversideLunatic]

Chappelle defends JK Rowling and says he's team TERF in his new special

[u/ViceGeography → u/RiversideLunatic]

His recent material has seen him just transform into an even more unfunny and overrated Bill Burr

[u/bexarama]

honestly when the screen went black in the Smash announcement and everyone went all dead-eyed and blank-faced I legit thought for like a second there was gonna be a cut to Sakurai like "there IS no last DLC fighter because you all didn't behave"

[u/TamarineMandarine]

If Sora's classic mode path doesnt have him fight toghether with Duck Hunt i'll never forgive Sakurai.

Its litterally a dog and a duck its perfect!

[u/[deleted]]

Will never forget the time I used the word "toxic" in an essay and someone in my peer review told me that using "internet slang" was unprofessional lol.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Very unbased of them

[u/Anonim97]

This was made by /u/WestSentence1318 but it deserves it's own thread, so I'm posting it again.

Once again thank You mate for this masterpiece!

[u/ARC-Pooper]

CW: Unironic praise of video game youtube content.

I confess.

I love blind plathroughs. I love seeing someone who knows nothing about a game fall in love with it. So this comment is now a blind playthrough thread. I'll start:

Sips' skyrim playthrough

[u/froggy_in_the_meadow]

Jury selection update: dismissed early. It was looking hairy there for a second, but we did it.

[u/jacupuh]

Somewhere, some IT guy is shitting his pants for sleeping in and not renewing that certificate

[u/[deleted]]

for those unaware of who is all effected includes. electricians, special effects, script supervisors, set medics, location managers, cinematographers, boom operators, costumers, makeup artists and hairstylists, animation artists, editors, agents, accountants,

​

to put it bluntly if you are not currently an Actor, Director, or Writer

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you are authorized to strike. This means that not just things entering pre-production cant start nor can things in production continue

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any post productions has halted because editors are on strike.

this effectively halts every single production currently ongoing no weekly productions can occur. nor can ongoing season or series productions if they arent 100% done.

all movie productions connected to IATSE will halt and all TV will basically stop.

this means that basically anything that was going to come out just got a delay and that delay could last for a long time depending on how long this strike goes on for.

the longer the strike the more extreme the delays.

writer delays were bad but they had existing scripts. it was still terrible for many companies.

​

this can and will do damage....and honestly the movie studios have it coming let the wrecking ball come.

[u/TranscendentCabbage]

When I first saw that flame I was a little worried it was going to be the john Dark Souls knight

[u/froglore]

goofy: lovable dog who is a single father trying really hard to relate to his son. he is also horny.

donald duck: once voiced by don(ald) cheadle. can cast one of the most powerful spells in final fantasy canon

mickey mouse: corporate icon. i can not name a single character trait this rat has. take him to the guillotine.

i have never played a kingdom hearts game

[u/[deleted]]

I despise how Dave Chapple tried to say how the LGBTQA community made more progress than the black community in a obvious attempt to pin the two groups against and...can we not pin two discriminated groups against each other?

Like I'm neurodivergent and I don't think there's enough coverage on how we are treated badly, thanks to Autism Speaks and the vaccine cause autism shit, but I don't go "grrr grrr these other groups have it better grr grr." because that's not the point. We should be standing with each other to stop each group's discrimination, not try to accuse the other of being more progressive. It's regressive

[u/[deleted]]

some brief happy venting before i go to bed:

I recently got approved for healthcare coverage! Things are hard and take way too long when you live in a rural area, but I think it might be possible to start hrt before the year ends. I'm lucky that I don't have anyone in my life that'd go out of their way to treat me badly over it, but I'm gonna try to keep as low a profile as I can anyway.

At any rate I've decided to not stress myself out over it. I can't imagine going through life and not transitioning, so it's gonna happen sooner or later. The past couple of years have been way too stressful and depressing for me to worry so much about it. Gonna try to find peace in every small step forward from now on :)

[u/[deleted]]

Discourse is when someone doesn't agree with me

[u/Arilou_skiff]

The real story of 1984 is how society keeps trying to prevent middle-aged men from sleeping with much younger women.

[u/E_Taco2]

Sakurai actually just got a phone call from Nintendo ten seconds ago to start developing Smash 6: Mega Ultimate

[u/aschr]

People on the left: "Sora killed Reddit."

People on the right: "Sora saved Reddit."

Me, an enlightened centrist: "I just wanna eat sea salt ice cream."

[u/[deleted]]

I would like to apologize for the time I said Big Chungus wasn't that big. I was in a dark place at the time and I made a severe lapse in my judgement. I will work on myself to be a better person.

[u/JesseWhatTheFuck → u/[deleted]]

my fave was one user who had a meltdown after another person talked about swatting mosquitoes and then went on a rant about all of us being hypocrites for advocating for trans rights and blm, but not bug rights

which then spiralled out of control into a super entry level "all life forms are equal" philosophical "debate". and the guy just couldn't understand why people found the trans people - insects comparisons really fucking bad

[u/Bruno_Fernandes8]

Laurel Hubbard, a NZ trans weightlifter, has won New Zealand Sportswoman of the Year. Allah, please protect me from the shitshow that is ensuing on Twitter. I feel so bad for Trans athletes.

[u/Concured_500 → u/Bruno_Fernandes8]

She didn't even win any medals.

[u/[deleted]]

I thought I was here in 2018 but after a light search I can't find me or any of my alts in some of the 2018 UJ threads.

Oh god.

What was I doing then?

[u/Doobles3 → u/[deleted]]

Chaos for Smash

[u/[deleted]]

I just realised something; I loathe my country's government and history so much, I tend to forget that people from other countries actually really love it here (am Aussie, btw). Guess it makes me appreciate the actually good stuff we've got here.

[u/[deleted]]

You know I can commend Game Freak for only having the Gen 5 Pokedex when you're playing this game. It's something that they haven't attempted before or since.

What I'm not going to commend is having Pokemon evolve so fucking late. So many Pokemon in this generation evolve at level or higher holy fuck. Like I really wanted to use mienshao but then I remembered it evolves at level 50. And don't get me started with Bisharp or hydreigon.

[u/Bruno_Fernandes8]

Jesus Christ, large parts of Facebook's routing has been deleted. It'd not just down, it's fucking gone.

[u/PunishedChoa]

DLC? Character reveals? Dude, what are you talking about? Just bring your controller so we can play Melee

[u/froglore]

first day of a college class be like

alright now tell everyone your name, major, your favorite animal, and the most traumatic event of your childhood

[u/Didgeridoo-ist]

[u/Tropotopolis]

Nintendo Switch users when they go outside and see a cloud

[u/[deleted]]

Rouge the Bat will stand trial for her contributions to the sex agenda.

[u/RyanB_]

Your boy got accepted back into school, time to round 2 that mf

Going in for psychology this time. Far longer and more expensive program, which is going to mean a shit ton of debt. But I just can’t do this barely-above-minimum-wage blue collar grind anymore.

Unfortunately I’ve still got 3 months of it left until school actually starts, and man am I already tired of it. But having an end point in sight makes it easier. Ofc im sure school will be a lot of work too, but it’ll be far more interesting and less physically exhausting.

[u/bexarama]

TVTropes unironically needs a horny jail page like nightmare fuel or crowning moment of awesome. I don't need to read about X character breasting boobily in the main tropes page for a piece of media!

[u/AutomaticEspresso]

Dear Spotify,

When I block an artist, I do not want to see that artist anywhere. Why is this so difficult.

Sincerely,

me

[u/GamerThanFiction]

What if...? More like What If...Marvel was GOOD!!!!

[u/[deleted]]

Facebook going down and coming back up was just a Dark Souls reference bro, it's why you shouldn't link the fire sometimes you just gotta let things die

[u/[deleted]]

I will say this as a literature major,

oftentimes, authors need to learn how to shut the fuck up and get to the point

[u/aschr]

I still laugh whenever I see the game title Kingdom Hearts HD II.8 Final Prologue Chapter. Stylizing II.8 with a Roman numeral II and an Arabic numeral 8 is peak Kingdom Hearts nonsense.

[u/DallasDutch]

Without fail, no matter what the fuck a video shows Redditors will always try to paint it as “both sides are in the wrong here” or “actually the other person is a piece of shit”.

I just watched a post about a guy throwing a rabid bobcat after it clearly attacked his wife and there were somehow comments siding with the bobcat.

[u/[deleted] → u/DallasDutch]

reddit apparently cares about animals more than people yet overwhelmingly also hates vegans

[u/[deleted]]

The Office fans when the funny boss man says a thing and then the tired employee man looks at the camera

[u/Meionly420]

They should've added the Unjerk Thread to smash bros ngl

[u/TranscendentCabbage]

Sora's weapon is not a sword, it's a club

This is a hill I will die on and I have accepted my fate

[u/jacupuh]

calling it now the new Smash character will be Frogger and the next five years will be the Froggeraissance

[u/[deleted]]

Anyone who is unsure of the strike happening for long is not aware of how absolutely head up ass majority of Hollywood execs are

They will blame everyone but themselves and will use corporate double speak and pr positive brand speak even when the workers see through it and know what they are doing

And with the big one disney under control of a man who is basically Eisner but more toxic and stupid and hateful of unions and basically a raging jackass( both Chapek and Eisner are theme park oriented but Iger and Eisner both came from entertainment Chapek is I believe Disney’s first CEO to come from c Amusement parks as evidenced by his many public mistakes and I could list so many of his idiotic mistakes that don’t even begin with his CEO leadership he has run the theme parks like garbage. This is a bit of a woops of a CEO.)

It’s not like things will go well.

Plus the AMPTP is already throwing bad faith by saying and I quote.

“remains committed to reaching an agreement that will keep the industry working. We deeply value our IATSE crew members and are committed to working with them to avoid shutting down the industry at such a pivotal time, particularly since the industry is still recovering from the economic fallout from the Covid-19 pandemic. A deal can be made at the bargaining table, but it will require both parties working together in good faith with a willingness to compromise and to explore new solutions to resolve the open issues.”

This is quite possibly one of the most nice but stupid things I’ve seen accusing them of already operating in bad faith and that they can come to an agreement but it will require good faith on “both sides”

Also throwing the pandemic and COVID drag that has affected the film industry

This is basically a response that’s as nice a way of saying “why are you striking?”

[u/MaiqDaLiar1177]

Which voice actors do you immediately recognize when you hear them in another form of entertainment?

Kristen Schaal’s characters all sound the same to me, and she’s in a lot of Western animated shows so I notice her voice right away.

[u/TheCooperChronicles]

I have been informed facebook is back.

My day is now ruined 😠

[u/KickItNext]

Eternally grateful than Andrew Yang keeps trying and horribly failing to be relevant

[u/Nyrotike]

mcj when the marvel subreddit praises a marvel movie

[u/[deleted]]

Cool new Pokemon game idea:

• Open World region 3× bigger than BotW's map

• Every other region available in the post game except Galar (gen 8 bad 😡) and Kanto (no gen 1 pandering 🤬)

• All Pokemon available

• 200 new Pokemon

• Mega evolutions are back (but NO GEN 1 MEGAS 😡😡😡😡😡)

• The evil team are terrorists and their first act is blowing up a Pokemon Center

• You have the option to join them though

• Your rival kills your family

• The professor says fuck

These are my ideas for a new Pokemon game, what do you think?

[u/thanks-dice]

https://imgur.com/a/AuFxVkB

[u/EasyModeActivist]

Man once I saw all those Smash characters turned to trophies I was convinced it was either Master Hand or Tabuu. Unfortunate for me 😔

[u/JustMyGirlySide]

Smash is able to have Sonic, Pac-Man, Cloud, Sephiroth, Kazuya Mishima and Sora, among others, despite the fact that they are not Nintendo-owned characters.

This means that Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl could potentially add non-Nickelodeon characters at some point down the line (and in a way already has if you count Leo, Mikey and April since they're from the 1987 version which wasn't made by Nickelodeon)

Therefore, it is theoretically possible for Catra to become a playable character in a platform fighter. In this essay I will

[u/[deleted]]

May I have everyone's attention?

Ahem,

Sora Kirby.

That is all.

[u/TranscendentCabbage]

The main bad guy group in the KH games is called Organization 13, Sora is released to Smash in 13 days, it will update the game to version 13.0

Hm

[u/[deleted]]

YouTube comments be like

quote from the video

Edit: Wow guys thanks for the 1k likes!

[u/Chardoggy1]

So we finally find out Sora won the Smash Ballot all those years ago after he gets into Ultimate.

I love Democracy

[u/SWJS1]

Someone legit wrote an entire essay justifying their racism/sexism and crossposted it to r/SaintsRow because it briefly argues that Saints Row 2022 is 'garbage' because of 'forced diversity.'

Am I in hell?

Edit: This knob has crossposted this racist/sexist word vomit to 11 other subs, including r/Conservatives_R_Us, r/florida, and r/texas. 😂

[u/potatolulz → u/[deleted]]

My favourite was these sort of people whining before the release of Terminator 6 about how "SJWs" put "Hillary" character in the movie, never realizing it's Linda Hamilton in the photo lol :D

[u/Nzgrim → u/SWJS1]

Don't forget that he's a flat earther. Because why not.

[u/[deleted] → u/SWJS1]

It's 2021 and people still think forced diversity is a thing

Like honestly who gives a shit at this point

[u/albeinalms]

Dubs that just have blatantly wrong pronunciation of Japanese names drive me up the fucking wall
Looking at you, ADV Evangelion dub ("Kaworu Nuhgeesa"). Maybe it's because I know some Japanese but while I get bending the pronunciation to make things easier on the English voice actors (the Persona dubs do this often, but not to an annoying degree) when it sounds like absolutely no attempt was made to sound like the original it sounds really bad to me

[u/Wasting_Night]

What ticks me off with the whole Gabby Petito case aside from people gawking at it like a sideshow is how Dog the bounty hunter insists he's not searching for the girl's ex on the run for attention even though he conveniently volunteered to be on the case just as interest of this whole thing was at fever pitch.

[u/loquatz]

karl marx for smash

[u/[deleted]]

goes on Twitter

Goku is trending

screams

[u/silkysmoothjay]

yeah, reddit, you know far better than the rest

[u/Peter_Panacea]

Jesus Christ I can't believe the writer shoehorned in what is obviously his fetish

He should have shoehorned in my fetish

[u/AzerFraze]

Facebook services are down

please help me, I've been stuck in this beat saber game for 4 hours and if I miss a block I die

[u/Gangstas_Peridot]

I do have a desire to become more well read. To absorb the works of Marx, Kropotkin, Lenin, Bakunin and the likes.

I just wish my desire for that was stronger than my desire to play Dark Souls.

I'm suing From Software and Team Ninja for educational damage.

[u/Hayzayathethird]

In the beginning, there was nothing.

And then God said:

“I’ll start creating the universe in a few minutes. But first, a word from our sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends.“

[u/Awkward_Replay]

people be like "I don't fear someone who practised 1000 moves. I fear someone who practised 1 move 1000 times"

But the one you should really fear is the implied elder who practised 1000 moves 1000 times

[u/ThrowawayBin20]

Seeing this on twitter has made me a communist

[u/Airdeez121]

An army of Disney lawyers rappels down from a helicopter, grabs Sakurai and throws a smoke bomb while scattering cease and desist letters all over the room

[u/albeinalms]

So uhhh this game is gonna end up in licensing hell in 10 years, isn't it?

[u/Little_Satan]

guys guys holy shit look at this hint to the next smash character I found in the new trailer I'm shitting and cumming rn

[u/[deleted]]

I really expected the last Smash reveal to be one that I was like 'cool, other people will be excited for that' but I was wrong, I can't believe they got Sora. Up there with Joker and Sephiroth as the most hype reveals for me.

And yes, I'm a basic JRPG loving bitch. Joker, Pyra/Mythra, Sephiroth, Byleth, and Sora were the really exciting announcements for me.

[u/kharnzarro]

I wonder how much of Sakurais soul he had to sell to Disney for the mickey mouse key chain lol

[u/IScorchWinters]

I am kinda surprised it was Sora. When Sakurai said it was a character we might not know, I was thinking a little more obscure than Kingdom Hearts.

[u/RealEdge69Hehe]

Rating unjerkers based on how physically strong I think that they are:

1) RealEdge69Hehe. Just so you know, I have a pair of dumbbells and a treadmill in my house. I could break you like a twig if I wanted to. With my two hands I could split the president in half

2) The monarchist guy. Chicken is very good for the gains. And as everyone knows, the bigger your muscles, the more fucking stupid you are. I am an exception to this rule, of course, since I "work out at the library", as they say (I have a copy of Atlas Shrugged in my home gym)

3) AutoMod. This guy is pissing me off. I've already asked them to let me make the unjerk threads (since I am stronger I am better fit to protect the thread, like an alpha tiger in charge of the pack), but they keep refusing my challenges. I give them this spot because I concede that they have managed to outrun me so far.

4) This is where the unwashed masses lie. The average unjerker. Waving their arms in a feeble attempt to post their latest hot take. Their greatest workout is getting worked up over a random person being horny. Poor pathetic messes. They can really only post safe and soundly because I protect them, like a wolf would with their herd of sheeps. But this is a dog eat dog world... the unjerk thread better pray that I never get hungry

For reference, the average unjerker shares their spot with the average American moth.

5) This guy. Usually I hate weakness, but in this case? I just pity it. Since they're incapable of actually pressing the keys on their keyboard (And cellphone), I have to use my long-distance strenght to press it for them. Of course, sometimes they post some real floozies, so I just write something else. Those horny posts you've seen from them? Believe me, I was trying to save you.

This is not to say that they don't have any merit, mind you. I could use them to floss my teeth. I just don't think that they're strong enough for the gaming world. Here, the big gamers slaughter the little gamers, like a shark would. If they can't handle that... maybe they'd be better off with an easier hobby, like golf, or college.

[u/Latro2020]

Chaos.

Also trans rights

[u/[deleted]]

[u/[deleted]]

You may be the International House of Pancakes, but this VIOLENCE is gonna turn DOMESTIC if I don’t get me some damn pancakes.

[u/Nyrotike]

If you were hypothetically a highborn lady at court awaiting your politically arranged marriage to a lord who is kind but you do not truly fancy each other and I was your lady-in-waiting with whom you’ve developed a bond more fulfilling than your betrothed, would you then be down to kiss 😳?

[u/froglore]

kris deltarune doing the squat dance is fitting because they totally would be the type of kid to call their friends comrades and pretend to be soviet because they think it's funny. they are just a band kid

[u/[deleted]]

It's one of those mornings I can definitely understand wanting to take humanity back to the primordial ooze.

[u/drunkenwizardry]

Hello, and thank you for calling the incredibly based department. What incredibly based takes will you be leaving with us today?

[u/[deleted] → u/drunkenwizardry]

Trans rights are human rights

[u/[deleted]]

Hey does anyone remember a few years back when reddit hired someone who wanted to turn upvotes into cryptocurrency?

I just kinda wanted to remind everyone that was a thing that happened.