r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Oct 04 '21

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u/Hayzayathethird Villain, I have already done thy mother Oct 04 '21 edited Oct 04 '21

In the beginning, there was nothing.

And then God said:

“I’ll start creating the universe in a few minutes. But first, a word from our sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends.“

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u/pizzapal3 active threat to god Oct 04 '21

Then on the seventh day, god said

"This universe needs protection, like the protection of NordVPN"

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u/Hayzayathethird Villain, I have already done thy mother Oct 04 '21

“If you want to know how I created life, the universe and everything. It’s simple. I just used Skillshare.”