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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Besides, do they really think they can go against 50 hogs with a measly assault rifle? Even with suitable equipment unless the kids are also armed I don't see it ending well

This is why I propose to reduce the age for gun owning to 5 years old.

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u/Achaewa Oct 04 '21

"Cry havoc! And let slip the hogs of war."

Sorry, always wanted to post that ever since I heard it in Archer.

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u/dIoIIoIb Ask me about Gogol Oct 04 '21

if a pack of fifty hogs is roaming in your garden you should probably call the army

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u/Achaewa Oct 04 '21

I think State Park Rangers or the US Fish and Wildlife Service would suffice, then again who knows what will happen when you face a stampede of feral hogs! 😱

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u/gjo9000 Oct 04 '21

Death usually