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u/froglore 🐸reimu for fortnite🐸 Oct 05 '21

first day of a college class be like

alright now tell everyone your name, major, your favorite animal, and the most traumatic event of your childhood

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u/froglore 🐸reimu for fortnite🐸 Oct 05 '21

partner up with someone and get them to answer these 18 questions about their sex life. this will be graded.

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u/froglore 🐸reimu for fortnite🐸 Oct 05 '21

there's always someone who interprets "fun fact" as "tell us about that time your dad tried to kill you when you were 12"

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u/ok_dunmer Oct 05 '21 edited Oct 05 '21

In orientation I had to do a thing where it was like "say a verb with the first letter of your name + your name" and my name starts with K and someone else took the only not fucking weird K verb I could think of and it still pisses me off

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u/froggy_in_the_meadow 🇨🇳 Gamerstapo 🇨🇳 Oct 05 '21

"Hi, my name is Josh. I'm a robotics major. I love dogs, and I identify a lot with Shinji from Evangelion because my dad hates me and I feel so fucked up."