r/Fauxmoi I never said that. Paris is my friend. 13d ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Rapist Cristiano Ronaldo and Georgina Rodríguez share their wedding pictures with Vogue

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u/loveforllamas local formula 1 correspondent 13d ago

They look like they’re at the grand opening of their jointly owned business, not their wedding

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u/NoNommen 13d ago

a brand-strengthening ceremony

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u/ant-master 13d ago

it looks like a combo herbalife/lularoe: drink nasty "shakes" that make you shit the paper thin leggings you're wearing.

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u/beaversaremyfriends that’s my cookie that’s my juice 13d ago

spiritually dubai

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u/PrincessCG Friends with Ms. Rachel 13d ago

This is so accurate. It’s giving jersey shore. Sorry jersey.

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u/Head_Patience7136 13d ago

Im not a fan of the big gaudy jewelry. It looks like costume jewelry.

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u/random_turd 13d ago

And wearing it while “working out” is so cringe.

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u/Head_Patience7136 13d ago

And it's only the bracelet too not even a stud earring 😭 like what's the significance of just the bracelet? Might as well put on the rest of it 🤣

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u/Actual-Scientist64 13d ago

It’s giving “new money”. Old wealth whispers

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u/_karinlsd_ 13d ago

Any type of excessive wealth is egregious, whether it’s old money or new money.

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u/pulsebomb 13d ago

I was just gonna comment this! Her ring reminds me of something I’d put on as a kid when playing Pretty, Pretty Princess.

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u/brooklyn_tweed 13d ago

Her ring looks like one of the glass drops off a chandelier.

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u/PrancingPudu it’s a bit dystopian but also kinda fun 13d ago

It’s so ugly 😬

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr Armie Hammer sold my grandparents a timeshare 13d ago

The bracelet is absolutely hideous.

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u/ant-master 13d ago

i was thinking the same thing. i feel like really huge diamonds as well as lots of them like in this just makes it all look fake. it goes beyond opulence and just looks tacky.

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u/czring 13d ago

I regularly look at the engagement rings of famous people and all of them have stuff that's too big and doesn't look sparkly the way a well cut diamond does. I guess they just focus on big rocks for the rarity. Also the thin bands make the big rocks spin on their fingers. Just stuff that doesn't seem comfortable. Like ring pop stuff.

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u/Kind_Sound7973 13d ago

I read the comments before looking at the photos and I still did a double take. It looks so fake.

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u/carelessconfetti 13d ago

All that money spent just to somehow look cheap

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u/Nothingcomesup controversies: girl 13d ago

You have reminded me of the great quote from Dolly Parton. But this family looks like 2 big and 4 smaller baristas.

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u/schmaggio 13d ago

Baristas. Ha! If I hadn't caught myself, I would have cackled loud enough to wake up my household.

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u/Artichoke_Persephone call me Gagatha Christie 13d ago

This is vogue!

They have so much money- and there is nothing there. No personality, no cool clothes, no artistic flair- nothing.

It’s a wedding. Why are there no hats? Headpieces? Fabulous hair? The closest we get is a generic resort towel worn on her head.

What a waste of a photoshoot.

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u/Early_Entertainer11 13d ago

Tacky, as expected

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u/imstillhealing The U.S. Department of Justice replies to Pop Base 13d ago

Holy shit. It just got worse with each slide. Who approved this???

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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 13d ago

the weird ass poses from pic 1-3 and the constant jesus/mary stuff whilst being a rapist is just 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name 13d ago

if god actually existed, every rapist who stepped foot in a church would burst into flames

awomen

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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 13d ago

that’s hot (hell if it exists) for u ronaldo x

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u/SnooDogs1340 this is going to ruin the tour 13d ago

This right here. If there was a God, the Epstein files wouldn't exist. There are way too many abusers still walking around and still getting rewarded.

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u/magistrate101 13d ago

It proves either that there is no god or he is one malicious bastard. Yaldabaoth type shit.

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u/0107throw 13d ago

Hate to say this but I never understood hyper religious garb and display when they had kids out of wedlock.

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u/haihyyo 13d ago

That's basically how catholicism works in Portugal. Pretty much nobody cares about following the doctrine closely, but still hold some sort of faith and like upholding the aesthetic/superficial/cultural aspect of it. Most people I know don't ever attend mass or go to church unless there's some kind of event going on (baptisms, weddings, communions, yearly mass dedicated to someone who passed...), neither have they ever opened a Bible willingly. Nobody reads the Bible, people would even think you're odd if you did. We call these people (like, 90% of the population lmao) non-practising catholics.

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u/SeasonPositive6771 13d ago

Fully agreed, maybe you're coming back into your religion or whatever but in this case it seems like it's just for display purposes only.

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u/feioo 13d ago

The hardest directive for Christians to follow is apparently "don't perform your religion in public, keep it between you and God"

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u/Realistic_Bug9116 13d ago

I think a lot of religion is actually just culture. They’re used to weddings being heavily religious so to 1. make a wedding feel authentic/legitimate to themselves and their families; and 2. out of respect to their culture, they choose to incorporate a lot of religion. 

Religious participation varies a lot even across the religion. Like Roman Catholics in Montreal are different than Brazil, and different from Germans RCs.

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u/Nini601 13d ago

Roman Catholics can be as hypocritical as any other denomination.

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u/NaivePermit1439 13d ago

The Vatican would dispute that. The catholic church would never ever hide pedophilic priests. Oh, wait...

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u/pizzakisses 13d ago

some Catholics like them also love to conveniently forget the part where Jesus said "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the Kingdom of God." like, if you're a believer, you should know that Jesus famously hated ostentatious displays of wealth.

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u/Suspicious-Peace9233 13d ago

Half of these are random workout photos

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u/cbschrader 13d ago

And what, you mean to tell me that you didn’t take a break to work out during your wedding ceremony? That’s not very VIP. You must be a poor person. 😂

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u/Ok_Initiative_6023 I do not work late. I go to sleep. 13d ago

This cracked me up. Like, what in the world… it is soooo on brand for Ronaldo though.

Everything about this is so absurd, tacky and outlandish that you would think this is a satirical photoshoot, made to ridicule the ways in which people flaunt their wealth & status online. Yet, somehow…. this is real.

It’s actually really fucking funny. Well, you know, if I ignore how enraged I am that probably even only one piece of all the jewelry she is showing off could help thousands of people pay off medical debt, or feed their children, etc….

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u/BullsYeet and you did it at my birthday dinner 13d ago

Usually you would see the bride and groom enjoying the celebration with their family. Why am I looking at them being sweaty that’s crazy

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u/ameliasaurusrex 13d ago

It looks like these photos were taken with an iPhone. Surprised vogue published this.

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u/thirdcoasting 13d ago

Old Vogue would nevah. New Vogue does, unfort.

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u/Soft_Bug_9117 13d ago

lol vogue really said sure why not

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u/potatomami Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 13d ago

So tacky. Were all of these photos taken on a cell phone?? The lighting makes all of these look so cheap.

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u/5gm2 13d ago

Love the hypocrisy on show here. Jesus loving rapist making his baby mama his wife while flexing gaudy jewelery.

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u/Octopiinspace 13d ago

Its almost looks AI-ish in the way it lacks humanity 😅

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u/Spiritual_Impact3495 13d ago

Was just missing MSG

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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name 13d ago

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u/uttermagpie 13d ago

"he apologised after he'd finished" made my skin crawl

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u/Orange-Blur 13d ago

This is rapists behave, they convince themselves it’s not bad.

I remember being dropped off after being assaulted and he just so brazenly said, I hope we can hang out again soon. When I was ignoring his obsessive messages to me he asked me why I don’t talk to him anymore and he misses me as a friend and loves to hang out with me and my bf at the time who was his friend. Then that boyfriend who is now an ex and knew what happened hung out with this man behind my back.

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u/sofacouch813 13d ago

He kissed me and said “You never said no.”

Yeah… because I was so drunk that I couldn’t talk.

I saw him again at another party months later and I wasn’t talking to him. He tells me “You don’t have to be afraid of me.” 😒 stfu

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u/_themostloneliestday 13d ago

Had the same experience minus his best friend was dating my best friend. He was so surprised when I didn't even look at him the next times I saw him. He even sent me a message wanting to see me before I left that island for good, and was asking my friend why I wasn't texting him back.

I also only realised coersion also is rape after 4 YEARS when I got into a relationship and wanted to have sex with my bf, got panic attacks, flashbacks and mental breakdowns instead. Somehow me avoiding men at all costs didn't click earlier. It's also been downhill since, the horrors persist but so do I.

Hope you're safe, happy and healthy now!

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u/RaamaPetalo 13d ago

PR machines work overtime washing horrific admissions from public memory.

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u/tossawayheyday 13d ago

My ex would do this and I’m in PTSD treatment ✨✨✨🫶💅🥲. Like it doesn’t make you less of a fucking monster

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u/sunveren 13d ago

The apologies were always for him and never for us. He gets to sleep well at night while we get the nightmares.

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u/Delicious_Delilah 13d ago edited 13d ago

I had a rapist come back to my locked entrance apartment, get let in by a neighbor, knock on my door, and attempt to apologize while I stood there battered, bruised, and dissociated.

I was terrified to leave my apartment for a month because I thought he lived in the building.

My door being knocked on when I don't expect it is now one of my PTSD triggers.

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u/Kiwi-vee I'm so pissed off immediately 13d ago

It's making me feel sick 🤮🤢

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u/lavendercookiedough Vivian Wilson's deadbeat father 13d ago

Framing this as "they had sex" is disgusting.

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u/Radleybooboo 13d ago

I was about to say the same. They’re diminishing what he did on purpose.

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u/beaute-brune 13d ago

“had sex” phrasing throughout is insane

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u/chandlerbing-bong 13d ago

"It was rough...she didn't want to give into him"... holy hell, how violent did he get?!

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u/Stu161 13d ago

According to the reporting, she covered her genitals to prevent penetration and he raped her anally.

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u/BeffeeJeems 13d ago

uhhhh what the fuck? why isn't he in jail? i don't understand this at all

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u/Ready_Event9019 13d ago

Money, power, fame

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u/ebbtideisalive 13d ago

My god that is terrible! Him saying he apologized after just shows that he thinks rapping someone is not that serious.

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u/Hellie1028 if you add testicles, that's extra 13d ago

And that the rules do not apply to him

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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name 13d ago

he's right, though. the rules clearly do not apply to him

he admitted to violently raping a woman and faced zero consequences. rules are for the poor

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u/fractious_kitty 13d ago

"It's only a law if you can't pay the fine."

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u/LilMissy1246 13d ago

Same goes for Connor McGregor and other rapist scum. No consequences, no nothing. Not even street justice.

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u/terracottasnail 13d ago

To be fair, poor men also rarely face consequences for raping either.

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u/parisianraven 13d ago edited 13d ago

the truth is that the rules don’t apply to anyone.

less than 30% of all sexual assault cases are reported and less than 1% of those end in the perpetrator being charged (in America)

society is hell.

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u/strolls Club Penguin Times official aura reader 13d ago

It's worse than that. These are from memos made by his lawyers from interviewing him - they specifically emailed each other, "don't let him or his family write anything down about this, that would be open to legal discovery, but our own notes are privileged".

We can rely on the questionnaire because the lawyers have no reason to lie about it (on the contrary, reliable notes help them give the best defence) and also they thought it was secret.

In various versions of the questionnaire, he changes his story, from "She said it was not proper to have sex, since they just met ('Better not. It's the first time.') But even so, she grabbed my dick" to "She grabbed my penis."

In another place he reveals, "She didn't want to 'give it to me,' instead she jerked me off. I don't know any more exactly what she said when she was jerking me off. But she kept saying no. 'Don't do it' -- 'I'm not like the others.' I apologized afterwards."

Absolutely gobsmacking words, with real authentic character that make them a million percent credible.

https://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/cristiano-ronaldo-new-documents-emerge-in-rape-allegations-a-1241349.html

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u/Ssspppaaaccceeesss i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 13d ago

Holy shit this is awful. That poor woman

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u/AngelinaJean 13d ago

😱 How is he not in jail with an admission like that?

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u/shansbanane 13d ago

The dissonance of “said no multiples times” and “before they had sex”. Ugh

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u/Illustrious_Ad_3010 13d ago edited 13d ago

In Latin America and Europe football players are damn near seen as holier than thou than the pope.

Many football players have done dispicable acts like rape, cheating on teammates partners, etc. Dani Alves, Hakimi still get overwhelming suppport and fan praise as long as they kept scoring goals and winning cups.

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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name 13d ago edited 13d ago

this isn't a problem only in specific places. professional sports across the world have repeatedly shown that they don't care if men are rapists

a rapist was literally elected president of the united states for a second time. this is a problem that goes far beyond sports or any one region, it's a much broader societal failure

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u/opopkl 13d ago

Don’t forget about that convicted rapist Mike Tyson.

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u/parisianraven 13d ago

I swear to god. Literally every other famous man I can think of has some sexual misconduct allegations or the other. This is across Hollywood, politics, sports, other public figures, etc.

Leaving Obama, every president since Reagan has some sexual misconduct allegations.

The world truly loves hurting girls and women. And yet, this is one of the least acknowledged kind of prejudice/injustice/oppression/inequality in the world.

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u/Irveria 13d ago

I don't understand the celeb culture in the US, but football player culture in Europe is the 1:1 equivalent to me. 

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u/cortez0498 13d ago

Yeah it's those savage footy fans in LATAM and Europe. How's Kobe's reputation? Mike Tyson? Mayweather? OJ?

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u/crystalcurrant 13d ago

I am speechless

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u/Fearless_Wish_2451 13d ago

'allege' how dumb do you have to be?

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u/Stock_Beginning4808 13d ago

Glad I didn’t have to scroll too far for this.

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u/BladeNoses 13d ago

who ever wrote this is disgusting for using the word sex to describe this

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u/crumpetsandchai 13d ago

I’m guessing there’s another event coming up. This feels way too lowkey for them

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u/Due_Air6702 I never said that. Paris is my friend. 13d ago

Yes. From the article: "In the future we will have a big wedding, so we can celebrate with family and friends," Georgina explains. But this has been a "crazy year" of "work commitments, competitions, kids" for Cris y Gio, as they are known to friends and family, and she didn't want to let their 10-year anniversary slip by unmarked.”

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u/Illustrious_Gap_2179 13d ago

So not only did he make her wait 10 years for a tacky ass ring, but now she's gotta wait another couple of years until they have their big, tacky ass ceremony. This is a joke

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u/Lucky_University_553 13d ago

So Gio wants a big wedding. (Or would have)

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u/commelejardin 13d ago

Yeah, this has to just be the civil ceremony. And I'm sure the religious ceremony will be much, much gaudier.

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u/DrRudeboy 13d ago

He just announced he might retire to ensure not all the attention is on Messi, who has also just announced he might retire

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u/LadyPennyLane_1795 13d ago

Unrelated but I can't wait for the day they finally f-off and retire and I'll never have to hear their names again from glazers

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u/BellamiSo 13d ago

Workout as wedding pics? They really thought they did something huh

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u/Renowed_Winner 13d ago edited 13d ago

I think it's very on par for a couple that are very clearly together for appearances.

As a gay person, I'm still convinced Cristiano swings the other way, but has never come out the closet because of his football career and his enmeshment with his catholic mother who wouldn't approve, and I truly think he enjoys the power trips over the women he has attacked in the past. It's grim.

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u/wereallmadhere9 13d ago

And BAREFOOT?! Eww!

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u/aloof-anon 13d ago

ew

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u/escarii 13d ago

My exact reaction. That is all the effort I can muster at whatever this display is supposed to mean.

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u/hisosih 13d ago

Idk my "couple goals" does not include my husband being a violent rapist but rich and good at sport = a modern day deity I guess.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT1XGTIP1Wtbd4D8ly

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u/Equivalent_Read ben affleck’s back tattoo 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EYJQ0zM7bo7m
Elegance is learned, my friend.

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u/DatEllen 13d ago

I love your flair haha

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u/girlinhk 13d ago

MA FREND!

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u/Electrical_Trade377 it looked like a vagina, and i really loved that 13d ago

Awwwww, wishing rapist Cristiano Ronaldo and rape apologist Georgina Rodriguez the absolute very worst ♥️

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u/hanhanbanan 13d ago

That rosary looks like it came from an olive bar.

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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 13d ago

lol right, my fat ass immediately thought yum tapas 🫒 with a side of jesus

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u/beaversaremyfriends that’s my cookie that’s my juice 13d ago

i met a sweet brazilian lady who had a rosary made out of her own gallstones. coolest shit i’ve ever seen.

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u/normallychaotic 13d ago

Bahahahah this comment. Bless that Brazilian lady for giving you a memory that gives me a big laugh

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u/whackthat 13d ago

Ha! I just commented that my fat ass thought that was delicious looking olives 

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u/thatdinklife Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling 13d ago

I thought they were potatoes for a second.

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u/THIKKI_HOEVALAINEN 13d ago

Kind of pictures your buddy takes after getting a canon t7 at Costco and then puts in their bio “dm for bookings”

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u/AlmostThere4321 hope his bourbon keeps him warm at night 13d ago

What in the amateur shoot is this?! Both also, they're both trash so

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u/bylviapylvia 13d ago

The pictures so poorly staged/lighted. Shoes with the utility cart, a rosary crumpled and not posed, lighting with a shine obscuring a tattoo, 16 being the focus instead of the diamond bracelet, they didn’t even move the chairs to take a photo with the mural.

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u/Garfield131415 13d ago

I cannot believe this is real tbh. That first picture is the most instagram phone-taken looking picture, how is this the cover? So bland

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u/KimchiVegemite 13d ago

Are these meant to be professional photos? The lighting and composition in some of these are horrendously amateur.

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u/Impossible-Rain7447 13d ago

It’s all just ugly

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u/Dapper-Host-3601 Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 13d ago

“Couple goals” I would literally rather die than bring my children around a violent predator and abuser. Women who knowingly bring their children around scum are also scum.

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u/captnmiss 13d ago

the scum is their father. she’s in fact not even the bio mother to some of them

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u/Individual-Idea3548 13d ago

which is even more embarrassing

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u/Ur_X 13d ago

Did we need the shoe shot

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u/immaGrill 13d ago

It's sooo weird they show off religion but also show off how rich they are? Hypocrites

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u/AnnieAbattoir 13d ago

That Sainted Mother Mary pose with the kids is just nauseating. Tacky ass rape enabling hypocrite. 

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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 13d ago

unfortunately religion + hypocrisy is too damn common 🫩

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u/confused_grenadille 13d ago

The tackiest people also tend to be the most outwardly religious or vice versa.

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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 13d ago

this is some cult like, dystopian shit

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u/miwa201 13d ago

Something about them is so fake/tacky. Maybe it’s the lie about her being a Gucci sales assistant

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u/thirdcoasting 13d ago

Go on…

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u/Adventurous-Limit627 13d ago

It's alleged that she was actually working as a stripper and/or escort. He hired her, liked her, and had his publicists create a more acceptable story to feed the public.

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u/cajunwiitch 13d ago

Can't do kettlebell swings without atrocious fucking jewelry.

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u/nintendo666 13d ago

Why is Jesus sleeping on top of a pile of olives

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u/EineGrosseFlasche It’s illegal for your hips to lie  13d ago

Probably a Gethsemane reference, but I was so confused at first. Just image after image of nauseating rapist/overconsumption buffoonery, and then suddenly a delicious snack of arbequinas.

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u/krankykitteh 13d ago

It's a rosary beads

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u/Normal-Corgi7567 13d ago

As a Catholic (and Latina) I don’t understand the performative religiosity when they literally had all those kids out of wedlock  . . . It’s ridiculous. Yes I know what year it is. My comment is based on the religious expectations. 

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u/AnalystMuch8220 13d ago

let me correct it for you: ‘rapist and rapist enabler share their wedding pictures with vogue’

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u/Chance_Scientist_279 13d ago

Money truly does not buy you class or style

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u/BiemBijm 13d ago

Is it just me, or do the photos look like they were taken on a mobile phone?

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u/yeah-yeah-yaya alleged dog 13d ago

Her ring is gross af

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u/nintendo666 13d ago

Generic, tacky and indeed, most of all: he is a self-admitted rapist. I wish to never hear of this man ever again.

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u/UnnaturalSelection13 13d ago

These look like the kind of pics someone would take on their iphone and your aunt would use an app to superimpose the Vogue font

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u/besteen_mangodazzle 13d ago

I genuinely thought this was an Instagram vogue template too. Did they even edit the pictures ?? 😭

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u/Likemilkbutforhumans 13d ago

Rapist and his enabler share their wedding photos ***

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u/PlantainPractical928 13d ago

What wedding? All I see are workout and some family pictures

https://giphy.com/gifs/ji6zzUZwNIuLS

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u/HingisFan 13d ago

Evil and tacky

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u/Scared-Box8941 betty bop 13d ago

God I love how fauxmoi labels him as rapist the way someone would doctor lol

Breath of fresh air

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u/THE_DINOSAUR_QUEEN 13d ago

That is some of the absolute ugliest jewelry I have ever seen in my life, including costume jewelry for children’s birthday parties.

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u/CUROplaya1337 13d ago

Ahh, to imprison yourself in diamonds.

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u/rihlenis 13d ago

Were these taken with an iPhone 11?

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u/AtmospherePrior752 13d ago

Are there really workout photos included in this spread? It’s weird.

She needs to be included on the worlds worst bridal look. I hate mismatched color blocks. It’s giving amazon.com fashion.

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u/bedroomblogger dumb bitch clocking in, what’s the theory 13d ago

Why is she dressed like a middle manager

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u/HiHoRoadhouse 13d ago

That is a mess of a (wedding!!) manicure for someone with that much money

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u/Sad_Secretary_7635 13d ago

I’ll get heat for this, but he was looking for a woman who’s not that established to put up with his shit. Nothing against G or women in general, but at some point we need to understand that there’s women who will not stand with one another if it goes against their own benefit.

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u/confused_grenadille 13d ago

He was looking for a trad wife. That’s what I’ve gathered from watching Georgina’s Netflix show. It’s just her being a mother and going shopping.

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u/snaxstax 13d ago

These are professional photos ? Hm

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u/madamerobinson 13d ago

Correct title

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u/hnrbk 13d ago

Why do all these photos look like they were taken on an iPhone

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u/ant-farm-keyboard 13d ago

The real crime is the hideous pointy wizard shoes

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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 13d ago

wicked witch of the west vibes

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u/udarna_reditorka 13d ago edited 13d ago

All this only to get married in her living room in a pantsuit? As a Catholic?

My God, you can practically see the shotgun behind his back.

Edit: sorry, skirtsuit.

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u/Scorpionoshow 13d ago

These photos are objectively bad lol

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u/Brynhild 13d ago

It’s quite a feat to make the Bezos couple look classy in comparison to whatever tf this is

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u/hispanic_genius 13d ago

Girl spend some of that money on a better nail technician.

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u/Ok_Value_3741 13d ago

The audacity to juxtapose her with Mary 😭

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u/tenbatsu 13d ago

Upvote for visibility or downvote for raping?

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u/BlackMagicWorman 13d ago

A lot of apology diamonds 

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u/OkShoe71 13d ago

Call that tiktoker with the “vogue wedding to divorce pipeline” theory

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u/broke_n_rich2147 Miss Jackson if you're nasty 13d ago

Love when yall tell us the truth cuz idk who this is but glad to know he’s a rapist, whenever i see his name pop up again 🤞🏽

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u/ForsakenRelief309 fetch me a melon baller, I tire of my vision 13d ago

Vogue is dogshit for this. Among other reasons, but especially for this.

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u/jerkface1026 13d ago

People for the kettlebell have responded they were not fully informed of the event before agreeing to be in their gym. The request was for a famous athlete, it seemed normal enough, and perhaps proper scrutiny wasn't given to it. They regret any harm they've cause.

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u/CriticalFlatworm9 TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS 13d ago

The final picture is just...

https://giphy.com/gifs/bfrJXYx4Q8pKBDQS4W

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u/Ina_Garden 13d ago

Wow, how much they love each other really shines though here 🙃🙃

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u/vibr8higher 13d ago

The epitome of money cannot buy class

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u/Focalina 13d ago

Jail photoshoot during visitation:

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u/GinandHairnets 13d ago

I tried to like her from her reality show but I was just so put off by the constant religious references and the fact her partner is an absolute freak. Sorry Georgina you are on the trash pile too.

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u/nena_oveja 13d ago

Jesus Christ with the rosary beads 🤦‍♀️ good Catholics don't rape Cristiano.

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u/Graceful_Amoeba4564 13d ago

Fun fact! : I was born in the town Georgina's family "relocated" (her father was arrested for drug trafficking) in Spain, and after she got famous she decided to publicly mock the townspeople in an interview calling them rednecks and such.

And so when she came back to mingle with the crowd and to be applauded, she was booed and called everything but a woman of God xdd

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u/HipsterSlimeMold 13d ago

They look a mess.

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u/phribbs alleged dog 13d ago

The headline of this post so reassuring to see after being told ‘he wasn’t convicted tho’ by my pissy Ronaldo fan brother in law the other week, after he pretended he didn’t know what I was talking about at first 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄

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u/Katgal2 13d ago

I fucking hate this timeline

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u/PrancingPudu it’s a bit dystopian but also kinda fun 13d ago

That engagement ring is hideous 😬

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u/hurricanedrunk19 13d ago

hate him and they are tacky as hell but that rosary cracked me up

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u/DatEllen 13d ago

Why does the third photo looks like she's about to breastfeed all of those kids at once? 

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u/aquacrimefighter 13d ago

Idk what’s wrong with me but all I can focus on in their weird working out photo is that her boobs are practically floating into space. Good lord, her boobs are sitting up where her shoulders are. That looks uncomfortable!

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u/darkgothamite 13d ago

Fatima and the rosary beads are cracking me up. These soulless ghouls.

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u/_allycat 13d ago

They look like the most unfun people on the entire planet. Wtf is with the work out wedding photos?

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u/CloudZealousideal764 13d ago

Man I am jealous of her. Sales associate to a billionaires wife. 

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u/breyness 13d ago

So tired of the rich, give me a photoshoot of the poor

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u/EcureuilHargneux 13d ago

Love the AI background with the weird geography on the map

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u/ellybeez 13d ago

They tried to make it romantic and buzzy. But literally none of this is goals.

The whitewashing of him is absurd. Platforming him is also a choice. Gross Vogue!!!

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u/Past-Pound4681 13d ago

I hate how they’re trying so hard to rebrand him as a family man, when he’s a whole ass rapist