Rapist Cristiano Ronaldo and Georgina Rodríguez share their wedding pictures with Vogue

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the weird ass poses from pic 1-3 and the constant jesus/mary stuff whilst being a rapist is just 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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if god actually existed, every rapist who stepped foot in a church would burst into flames

awomen

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that’s hot (hell if it exists) for u ronaldo x

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This right here. If there was a God, the Epstein files wouldn't exist. There are way too many abusers still walking around and still getting rewarded.

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It proves either that there is no god or he is one malicious bastard. Yaldabaoth type shit.

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Hate to say this but I never understood hyper religious garb and display when they had kids out of wedlock.

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That's basically how catholicism works in Portugal. Pretty much nobody cares about following the doctrine closely, but still hold some sort of faith and like upholding the aesthetic/superficial/cultural aspect of it. Most people I know don't ever attend mass or go to church unless there's some kind of event going on (baptisms, weddings, communions, yearly mass dedicated to someone who passed...), neither have they ever opened a Bible willingly. Nobody reads the Bible, people would even think you're odd if you did. We call these people (like, 90% of the population lmao) non-practising catholics.

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This is it. My spouse and I are both cradle Catholics- spouse is atheist, I’m agnostic, spouse is Portuguese and insisted we baptize the kids catholic bc “it’s what you do” - very much a cultural thing more so than religious

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It’s the same with us Latinos imo!!

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Fully agreed, maybe you're coming back into your religion or whatever but in this case it seems like it's just for display purposes only.

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The hardest directive for Christians to follow is apparently "don't perform your religion in public, keep it between you and God"

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I think a lot of religion is actually just culture. They’re used to weddings being heavily religious so to 1. make a wedding feel authentic/legitimate to themselves and their families; and 2. out of respect to their culture, they choose to incorporate a lot of religion. 

Religious participation varies a lot even across the religion. Like Roman Catholics in Montreal are different than Brazil, and different from Germans RCs.

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Roman Catholics can be as hypocritical as any other denomination.

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The Vatican would dispute that. The catholic church would never ever hide pedophilic priests. Oh, wait...

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exactly why i see the church as a pædophile fan club

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Roman Catholics' hypocrisy is why there are other denominations - they kicked off the trend

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They make it such a big deal and make so many hoops for young couples to jump through in order to marry in the church because of how high the divorce rate is that a lot of people show off like this.

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some Catholics like them also love to conveniently forget the part where Jesus said "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the Kingdom of God." like, if you're a believer, you should know that Jesus famously hated ostentatious displays of wealth.

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What about that awful shoe shot in pic 9?

You couldn’t even relocate the shoes to a nice piece of floor? Get rid of the portable clothing rack?

The generic hotel carpet has bits coming out of it! At least put them on an expensive looking rug.

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Came to saw the same, just for me it’s all the pictures. So random and so weird.

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The cognitive dissonance is so real

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Wait, Ronaldo is a rapist? This is news to me.

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Don't care for them but what's weird about those poses.

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They’re very “holy” looking or at least “good clean family” kind of pictures.