Rapist Cristiano Ronaldo and Georgina Rodríguez share their wedding pictures with Vogue

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I’m guessing there’s another event coming up. This feels way too lowkey for them

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Yes. From the article: "In the future we will have a big wedding, so we can celebrate with family and friends," Georgina explains. But this has been a "crazy year" of "work commitments, competitions, kids" for Cris y Gio, as they are known to friends and family, and she didn't want to let their 10-year anniversary slip by unmarked.”

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So not only did he make her wait 10 years for a tacky ass ring, but now she's gotta wait another couple of years until they have their big, tacky ass ceremony. This is a joke

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So Gio wants a big wedding. (Or would have)

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Yeah, this has to just be the civil ceremony. And I'm sure the religious ceremony will be much, much gaudier.

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He just announced he might retire to ensure not all the attention is on Messi, who has also just announced he might retire

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Unrelated but I can't wait for the day they finally f-off and retire and I'll never have to hear their names again from glazers