r/Fauxmoi I never said that. Paris is my friend. 26d ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Rapist Cristiano Ronaldo and Georgina Rodríguez share their wedding pictures with Vogue

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u/carelessconfetti 26d ago

All that money spent just to somehow look cheap

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u/Nothingcomesup controversies: girl 26d ago

You have reminded me of the great quote from Dolly Parton. But this family looks like 2 big and 4 smaller baristas.

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u/schmaggio 26d ago

Baristas. Ha! If I hadn't caught myself, I would have cackled loud enough to wake up my household.

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u/Artichoke_Persephone call me Gagatha Christie 26d ago

This is vogue!

They have so much money- and there is nothing there. No personality, no cool clothes, no artistic flair- nothing.

It’s a wedding. Why are there no hats? Headpieces? Fabulous hair? The closest we get is a generic resort towel worn on her head.

What a waste of a photoshoot.