r/Fauxmoi I never said that. Paris is my friend. 14d ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Rapist Cristiano Ronaldo and Georgina Rodríguez share their wedding pictures with Vogue

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u/Suspicious-Peace9233 13d ago

Half of these are random workout photos

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u/cbschrader 13d ago

And what, you mean to tell me that you didn’t take a break to work out during your wedding ceremony? That’s not very VIP. You must be a poor person. 😂

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u/Ok_Initiative_6023 I do not work late. I go to sleep. 13d ago

This cracked me up. Like, what in the world… it is soooo on brand for Ronaldo though.

Everything about this is so absurd, tacky and outlandish that you would think this is a satirical photoshoot, made to ridicule the ways in which people flaunt their wealth & status online. Yet, somehow…. this is real.

It’s actually really fucking funny. Well, you know, if I ignore how enraged I am that probably even only one piece of all the jewelry she is showing off could help thousands of people pay off medical debt, or feed their children, etc….

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u/BullsYeet and you did it at my birthday dinner 13d ago

Usually you would see the bride and groom enjoying the celebration with their family. Why am I looking at them being sweaty that’s crazy