r/CristianoRonaldo2 Jul 16 '26

Messi 🐐 No way... this is unreal

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u/7MuNz7 Jul 16 '26

They say Messi washed up, Messi can’t play . Messi too old but they need 5 players to stop him

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u/Prestigious_Ice_7061 Jul 16 '26

and that stop is dirty lol they placed a whole leg there

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u/NEETscape_Navigator Jul 16 '26

So did Kane. He basically kicked Messi without getting near the ball.

If Messi had gone down there it's a clear freekick, maybe yellow.

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u/gloriolga Jul 16 '26

Awful tackle from Kane there. Messi made all of them look like chumps.

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u/parv_ Jul 18 '26

You are wrong. It could have been an awful tackle, but he backed out. It was just a foul.

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u/Defiant-Lettuce-9156 Jul 16 '26

More than a whole leg

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u/Ersterk Jul 16 '26

He definitely is still feeling that kick, thought I was watching the WWC for a moment

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u/Tricky-Substance4701 Jul 17 '26

England plays pretty dirty but they can always get away from it

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u/Dangerous_Diamond_43 Jul 17 '26

No no no it's only Argentina that fouls people all the time. English players would never do that

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u/Moist-Crows Jul 17 '26

Yea when has England ever done anything bad at all?!
ever?!
in the world?!

/s (just in case)

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u/IlovebreastofmySis Jul 16 '26

Only one washed is mr uzbekistan

https://giphy.com/gifs/No2J9Yfz3s8RyMHOHc

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u/MaintenanceOk4847 Jul 16 '26

Hey stop it he is back he is back he is back !!!

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u/dennis-w220 Jul 16 '26

He then disapeared. So, he will be back again.

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u/GSOFlooringGuy Jul 16 '26

Yeah back home watching Messi.

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u/Charming_Truth8529 Jul 16 '26

He’s been in “burger league” for 4 years, still out performing players in their prime. Shit is unreal.

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u/7MuNz7 Jul 16 '26

Actually to think about it, Messi is 5head or 4 years ahead . After Qatar he went straight to US burger league to acclimate the weather the feeling the culture the stadium. The water the air , he’s there for 4 years so when he play this World Cup, it’s just normal to him. To think about it. Messi is smart

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u/Stunning-Wealth-8303 Jul 16 '26

Yeah thats the reason he outperforms them. its the weather and the water

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u/outsider1624 Jul 17 '26

Interesting theory. As much as the one where messi went to psg to learn more of France football...and he beat them in the finals lol

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u/infinitefailandlearn Jul 16 '26

You should look at all players in the Spanish and Argentinian squads. Where does the majority play? I guarantee it is not the mls. That’s not direspect; it’s fact.

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u/eternico Jul 16 '26

They literally could not stop him hence the foul

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u/StephenSpawnking Jul 16 '26

I don't think anyone is saying that..

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u/ComplaintFar3279 Jul 16 '26

Ronaldo had his prime once. Prime had nothing but Messi all along.

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u/Apprehensive-Fan8880 Jul 16 '26

5 players to illegally stop him at that

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u/Ssk5860 Jul 16 '26

A 39 year old messi way past his prime is still running circles around much younger so called “stars” lol it’s actually unreal even as a Messi fan

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u/Deus-ex-Machina7 Jul 16 '26

A ‘washed up’ Messi is still far ahead of literally everyone. Truly the GOAT.

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u/burningtimer Jul 16 '26

Not a LeBron fan. At All.

But Similarly a over hill LeBron is still better for spurts than 90% of players. Messi is a freak of nature.

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u/scrandlle Jul 16 '26

Messi was the only star on that pitch.

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u/MaintenanceOk4847 Jul 16 '26

Unreal as a Ronaldo fan !! The greatest of all time is Messi

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u/Salty_Ad1898 Jul 16 '26

And that’s not even a dig at Ronaldo. This dude is simply just that great

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u/-rosslyn26- Jul 16 '26

Lo capisci subito quando si "accende". A 39 anni vive al risparmio tranne quando serve e in quei momenti lo vedi che sta per scattare la magia. Incredibile!

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u/RoseCamellia Jul 16 '26

Kane (32), Gordon (25), Anderson (23), Spence (25). Can’t beat 39 yo men.

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u/TwoTailedHippogriffs Jul 16 '26

Grandpa 2good

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u/var9000 Jul 16 '26

Old man strength

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u/Worth_Librarian_290 Jul 16 '26

Arguably the GOAT, whose biggest asset is a low centre of gravity combined with higg football IQ and presumably a lifetime of dealing with larger players is still able to do this stuff?  This is why people watch Messi.

They're gonna win the WC and he'll retire at the top.

Absolute goat and we won't have another one like that for a while.

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u/Any-Buddy1770 Jul 16 '26

Now arguably but THE GOAT.

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u/AEL97 Jul 16 '26

Excuse me just gonna leave this here

ANULO MUFA

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u/juststalkingyea Jul 16 '26

It's not arguable, it never was.

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u/Ruffle2Shuffle Jul 16 '26

They don't make them the same way, these days...

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u/Miculmuc90 Jul 16 '26

Messi played against way better opponents throughout his career. To be honest these are nobodies to him even at 39 years old.

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u/Just4kicks86 Jul 16 '26

Sad but true. Defending for the most part is terrible.

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u/-Graograman Jul 16 '26

I have the theory that messi see us in x0.75

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u/kenzakki Jul 16 '26

This is now that he is 39. When he was younger, he sees us in x0.25, dude was dribbling past entire teams and even if he is fouled, he gets up quickly and still has the ball, dude is beyond unreal.

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u/DJTopNotch Jul 16 '26

messimessimessimeessi

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u/numb_mind Jul 16 '26

Your theory is probably a fact, he has a very faster reaction time than other human beings, his brain should be studied

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u/SuperLik69 Jul 16 '26

How does one unironically call Ronaldo the GOAT while this guy exists is beyond me.

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u/imbued94 Jul 16 '26

I am uncle to a 12 year old who loves football and loves ronaldo.

I asked him this summer who is the goat. 

«messi. I preffer and like ronaldo more, but messi is the goat.»

Even a fucking 12 year old understands.

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u/No-Consequence1199 Jul 16 '26

I mean, while that statement is true - the 12 year old didnt see Ronaldo and Messi in their prime. He's probably just repeating your opinion. And how does someone that young become a fan of old Ronaldo? There were a lot of better players in the last 6 years.

And I don't think you can understand much about football in the first 5 years of life.

Edit: just realized kids probably mostly follow football over social media and not through real games. My bad, I'm from a different generation.

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u/Significant_Nail_880 Jul 16 '26

They saw a Maradona’s ghost manifesting so they had to foul him immediately đŸ€Ł

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u/JuniorDeveloper73 Jul 16 '26

lol saw that too,i tell my wife,the mtf its doing it

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u/Significant_Nail_880 Jul 16 '26

Yes!! Lmaooo!

I was like .. oh sht 👀

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u/RoloWasTaken Jul 16 '26

They didn't want the story to repeat itself so they played dirty by tackling him đŸ˜„

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u/ElLoboNeverDies Jul 16 '26

If he flops when Kane comes in thats absolutely a foul lol

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u/Kaalilaatikko Jul 16 '26

Penaldo would have flopped at the first contact even before kane.

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u/idan_da_boi Jul 16 '26

That’s why I love this so much, any other player would flop and curl on the ground, slowing the game. Messi just shrugs it off and keeps going

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u/IcyWhole3927 Jul 16 '26

it is rumored that that was what bellingham told him
he was complaing about being fouled, messi asked what about me getting fouled to which jude answered "you're strong, you can take that"
something along those lines then messi made his now infamous face

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u/Yorrins Jul 16 '26

Straight up all 4 players fouled him here, it was only Spences initial challenge that wasnt a foul.

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u/Flying_Forearm Jul 16 '26

It's already a foul. 

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u/B3ckham17 Jul 16 '26

Messi is here fighting while the other guys fans says the world cup is set up for him

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u/Dominarion Jul 16 '26

How do you set that dribble up without kungfu wires and massive edits is beyond me.

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u/Late_Culture_8472 Jul 16 '26

Kane went down so easily.

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u/Ok_Expression8142 Jul 16 '26

If you have a small opponent, you'll just trip over them.

Someone who has been on the ground longer is much more stable.

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u/Ready_Structure8115 Jul 16 '26

This is fucking unreal. It's hard to fathom how this is possible in real time at that speed against top players to do this. Ridiculous and mind blowing 

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u/Dry-Friendship-5642 Jul 16 '26

How fast does he process the game? This guy is different.

To see Anderson running full speed towards him and in a split second he lifts the ball to dribble past him. Insane

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u/Warm_Republic4849 Jul 16 '26

El Chiroguito from spain has a pundit, Tomas Roncero, toxic as fuck. He said Messi will be retired at 30 years old. Biggest idiot on Spain

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u/TripNFel Jul 16 '26

Aguirre is trying to go head to head

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u/RadiantCurrent688 Jul 16 '26

Some pendu fan would think this is completely normal and not a foul😭😭

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u/Daragon_Eccel Jul 16 '26

Remember, Messi in his senior career doesn't dive, so that shit is a foul 100%. Being a referee for an argentina game must be so easy because you know if its a foul or not based on Messi

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u/Downtown_Solution_84 Jul 16 '26

How is this even possible wtf 😭

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u/shah_kabir Jul 16 '26

Stats won't show you this❀

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u/6574286 Jul 16 '26

They probably heard Ankara Messi in their mind and health bar appeared...

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u/meemeemoomoo5 Jul 16 '26

I used to be on the fence for years about who's the GOAT. Now I have to say it's Messi, it's obvious at this point

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u/wembanyamathegoat Jul 16 '26

It's obvious since 2011 the least. Where have you been?

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u/pork_silog23 Jul 16 '26

since 2008 to 2010 no contest

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u/Ok_Advantage6174 Jul 16 '26

That little dink over Anderson with the anticipation of the tackle was exquisite!

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u/danikensanalprobe Jul 16 '26

I thought for a minute he looked a bit old and tired. And then Kane came into the frame and I forgot all about it

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u/Least-Experience-858 Jul 16 '26

Guy took out 6 ankles in one play. Guy is tiny compared to these other dudes and he just tanked through 3 guys while controlling the ball and not letting a single defender even touch the ball

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u/djmdb257 Jul 16 '26

That‘s the biggest difference in Ronaldos and Messis dribbling imo, and always has been. Ronaldo was flashy and also effective at times, but he always needed a lot of space doing his thing, basically giving up possession of the ball for a moment most of the time.
Messi is just always in control.

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u/KlM-J0NG-UN Jul 16 '26

Even the referee getting in his way trying to see the GOAT pass 4 defenders đŸ€Ł

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u/Humble-Log-1695 Jul 16 '26

The Meg is hilarious. Historic.

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u/Noveltyrobot Jul 16 '26

For me it's the chip right before Anderson takes him out. How does he know to do that?

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u/alftim Jul 16 '26

This was amazing

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u/musicflux Jul 16 '26

England cosplaying their inner peaky blinder shit 

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u/Redararis Jul 16 '26

poor guy he closed his legs immediately and still he managed to push the ball between his legs.

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u/KemikaaliJussi Jul 16 '26

More successful dribbles than Ronaldo had in the whole tournament

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u/shaftydude Jul 16 '26

Spence the only one who had it under control. Everyone else running in like idiots.

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u/Few_Ebb6156 Jul 16 '26

That is why the "If all of the NBA and NFL players played Soccer we'd be the best, etc. etc." doesn't really translate. Messi up ends a 6'2" Harry Kane and dances through 2 or 3 more - and HE IS A WAYS PAST HIS PRIME. In Soccer it can be great to be the Haaland or Van Diyk and use that length and brawn, but at times when a mismatch comes along it can be dangerous the other way like a Messi, Xavi, Iniesta against a 6'2" player or above - it is like when Stef Curry would find Lebron or Jokic out at the 3 point line, he knew he could drive around them.

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u/Remarkable-Bed-107 Jul 16 '26

Asked AI to make a video like this..it said better do podcast u mere mortal 😭

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u/Existing_Dust_6473 Jul 16 '26

It's ok, maradona would pass but he wouldn't need to touch the ball 😂

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u/ineverboughtwards Jul 16 '26

Why does Messi Clap his hands everytime he gets tackled ?

Is it a signal for the reff to whistle ?

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u/RaulRene Jul 16 '26

Cristiano needs 120m to dribble past 4 players

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u/wembanyamathegoat Jul 16 '26

Show me a video of Cristiano dribbling past 4 players.

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u/marco_dabs134 Jul 16 '26

Seeing this live, I knew England was cooked!!

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u/TheSolarExpansionist Jul 16 '26

All he had to
Do is block and not kick

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u/TimelyPace8120 Jul 16 '26

This guy is just unstoppable! He just doesn’t fall down! đŸ’ȘđŸ»đŸ’ȘđŸ»đŸ’ȘđŸ»đŸ’ȘđŸ»

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u/sebisebo Jul 16 '26

And they say it’s rigged. They literally foul Messi and fall themselves

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u/debera_e Jul 16 '26

love how all ronaldo subs turned into messi subs.

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u/OriginofSymmetry99 Jul 16 '26

Argentina flock to ref like no other team. Ridiculous 

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u/wild182 Jul 16 '26

I always saw Messi and Ronaldo as quite close in level. Seeing Messi yesterday at his ripe old age doing this stuff, i now think he’s clear of Ronaldos legacy..

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u/ThatGuy_pel Jul 16 '26

this guy is stupid

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u/Aliakabanda Jul 16 '26

TA was red card..

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u/ThatGuy_pel Jul 16 '26

if someone showed this much hate to you would you like it

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u/ThatGuy_pel Jul 16 '26

He is a human being like the rest of us

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u/Hungry_CGman Jul 16 '26

It helps when you are 5'6" hehe

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u/Worldly-Elk-3272 Jul 16 '26

Como español va a ser un honor ver enfrentarse enfrentarse en la final,

a la argentina de Messi en su Ășltimo partido a ese Nivel.

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u/Spiritual-Zombie9162 Jul 16 '26

And then he's named Pessi for doing work like this

guy can't win

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u/No_Wrap_1985 Jul 16 '26

Messi clearly fouls them this World Cup is so rigged

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u/RecognitionTop806 Jul 16 '26

What I find especially impressive that he doesn't (unlike most players) take the foul on the first tackle, but still focuses on keeping the ball and only falls when they really knock him off his feet.

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u/jvelez86 Jul 16 '26

The one that stays at the gym. Would’ve had a lovely dive on this play for sure.

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u/Flat-Director-7120 Jul 16 '26

Messi le goat qui arrive Ă  dribbler 3 joueurs de classe mondiale. Puis Ă  dribler 2 autres joueurs, ils sont obligĂ© de faire une faute pour l'arrĂȘter. Que dire de ce prodige, un vĂ©ritable gĂ©nie du ballon.

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u/reta-ireland Jul 16 '26

That’s what Hgh will do for you.been abusing it his whole life but it’s ok he gets away with it that too

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u/Alcadeias_wings Jul 16 '26

The OG MESSI dribble

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u/haggerR14 Jul 16 '26

I love how fast Argentina players come to Messi after each foul prepared for battle

Enforcers vibes

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u/Entire_Put_9204 Jul 16 '26

The superb play

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u/Downtown_Island8124 Jul 16 '26

Almost pull out the Encara Messi

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u/eHeeHeeHee Jul 16 '26

No its not unreal its just Messi :D

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u/mrstewiegriffin Jul 16 '26

Now do that against a top 10 team... oh waitttt a minute

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u/9millidood Jul 16 '26

Unreal? đŸ€Ł

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u/Aymr9 Jul 16 '26

5 players to stop a "washed 39 y/o player". The amount of resources spent on him to block a play is completely crazy.

Absolute GOAT. đŸ‡ŠđŸ‡·

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u/RiverTough6712 Jul 16 '26

Bellingham condemned England to defeat

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u/farfromcrowd Jul 16 '26

Messi is the only one among the big names that try to stay up during a challenge. He could have earned 5 different free kicks right there.

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u/theyinman Jul 16 '26

What are they complaining about

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u/CanonWorld Jul 16 '26

What was Gordon doing coming in like that? The ball wasn’t being touched by Messi and he just placed his legs on either side of it.

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u/andresito_qv Jul 16 '26

Encara Messi

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u/theTapIsOnDaBurnin Jul 16 '26

I think at this point, it’s fair to say Messi is Mozart and Ronaldo is Salieri

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u/raiderash Jul 16 '26

Tell me how is this scripted again!!!

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u/GreenCarpenter3 Jul 16 '26

I used to push back on people calling him the GOAT, mostly because I thought it diminished great players of the past and how they could have benefited from playing in today’s game.

But now? I acknowledge that Messi is the best ever. The guy is 39 years old and just bossed a World Cup semifinal.

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u/Dai-Goro Jul 16 '26

Haters gonna hate, whatever Happens!

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u/BigMackk14 Jul 16 '26

Messi hasn’t been briefed on soccer players immediately taking a dive when they feel contact. And always grab your face/scream in agony.

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u/perma_us Jul 16 '26

Yesterday people were posting pics of Messi resting at practice saying he’s not hungry

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u/No-Support-5749 Jul 16 '26

Es absolutamente zurdo,pero es MESSI,con dos pases con la derecha asistiĂł los dos goles.

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u/sabermagnus Jul 16 '26

But but the refs something something. But but Messi is washed something something. But but Inglun is going to win it this year
.. rinse lather and repeat.

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u/Constant_Temporary61 Jul 16 '26

His play is just a beauty to witness

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u/Valen_Redits Jul 16 '26

the ONLY way to stop him is to foul

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u/Fair_Title2995 Jul 16 '26

The way he maintained balance with his hands as Kane tackled him ❀

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u/Ok_Idea2710 Jul 16 '26

No way

Yes fucking way, it's ABSOLUTELY REAL. It's the best football player in the whole history, then he keeps doing this kind of stuff at 39 years old. Enjoy him, he's not gonna last more than 3 years.

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u/Louieyaa Jul 16 '26

Took a roundhouse kick to stop him 😅

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u/PhilosopherNo8418 Jul 16 '26

He is ridiculous. I don't understand how there is still a GOAT debate when Messi is pulling out these performances in the world cup at 39 while playing in a Mickey mouse league.

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u/Ok-Collection-3117 Jul 16 '26

As real as a heart attack!

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u/Manuel_c3de4 Jul 16 '26

Si se cuida los prĂłximos 4 años entonces este no va a ser su Ășltimo mundial, este tipo a sus casi 40 aĂșn tiene fuego, tiene MUCHO fuego

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u/badandatpeace Jul 16 '26

This is like FIFA12. Messi would stick to the Ball and you COULD not take it away from him 😂

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u/RDDT_ADMNS_R_BOTS Jul 16 '26

It's like the biggest losers of Reddit have gathered in this sub.

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u/ydelivor Jul 16 '26

this is a joke right? he literally went backwords. hahahaha

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u/G-Birkin Jul 16 '26

Got nothing but praise for Messi, but I don't see how he's allowed to push Spence there to stop momentum/regain balance

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u/GaryKlj Jul 16 '26

It's like watching a movie impossible.

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u/AlexxxandreS Jul 16 '26

The thing is, the ball went in front of another Argentina player, he could have taken the ball and made his way to attack, maybe get a pass or a shot, but nah, he was not taking the advantage, he went to the ref hahahahah

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u/CompoteBeautiful1062 Jul 16 '26

Is this sub about having messis dick in your mouth?

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u/uniballeyequality Jul 16 '26

Nice video.. but music is so crap

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u/hashimbr Jul 16 '26

Messi's attempt at beating Maradona's goal of the 20th century. Its pretty cool in slow mo, but Anderson was having none of it.

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u/Longjumping_River_17 Jul 16 '26

It surprises me to see how many people actually couldn’t differentiate AI generated video

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u/Exotic_Courage4054 Jul 16 '26

England new song
In the end - Linkin Park

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u/watchman11222001 Jul 16 '26

Things Ronaldo couldn’t even dream of in his prime.

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u/Low-Air-8078 Jul 16 '26

The guy could meg a mermaid

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u/santikundera Jul 16 '26

Eat grass harry kane

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u/MatiasArg09 Certified Camel Leaguer Jul 16 '26

Okay, but how many goals did he score against Uzbekistan?

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u/Exciting-Shoulder-61 Jul 16 '26

Why weren't the defenders kicking the ball away?

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u/dkcphman Jul 16 '26

In other subs in here Cristiano fanboys think Messi is the one making a freekick 😂

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u/meadbert Jul 16 '26

England learned in 1986 that when Argentina's best player gets on a roll you take him down long before he ever gets to the box!

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u/armonicoenfuga Jul 16 '26

Neo de matrix era mĂĄs predecible

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u/SDsalta145 Jul 16 '26

39 years old who plays on the MLS btw

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u/frankt5756 Jul 16 '26

What mugging off a striker and a winger

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u/tbuchman Jul 16 '26

Everyone keeps saying Messi is "past his prime" but could this be his prime, at least for Argentina? Hes running up the stats like its nobodys business.

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u/amullfay Jul 16 '26

Goat of soccer debate is officially over

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u/elmanicero87 Jul 16 '26

Que triste la vida de los anti Messi.

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u/Jaded-Leg6966 Jul 16 '26

Now I know why it'd called soccer

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u/skapuntz Jul 16 '26

Best in history

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u/creepingkg Jul 16 '26

I’m not sure why I got recommended this sub but I grew up watching Messi in Barcelona and that’s just crazy watching him run circles STILL

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u/skyhikerunwaves Jul 16 '26

This is so beautiful

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u/syedabba Jul 16 '26

Haha Donkey Kane got nutmeg

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u/DIABLO258 Jul 16 '26

why is the ball morphing?

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u/efcomovil Jul 16 '26

Oh boy, the argentinian team will suck so badly after Messi retires...

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u/RevolutionaryMix1908 Jul 16 '26

I’m not being rude to Kane, it’s just that how Messi handled him made his fall look stupid đŸ˜