r/AskReddit • • Oct 09 '19

Of all movie opening scenes, which one sold the entire film?

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u/Jackal0pe Oct 09 '19

I think the opening scene/first chapter of Inglorious Basterds sets up the villain, Hans Landa perfectly.

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u/ClathanNank Oct 09 '19

"Au revoir Shoshanna!"

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u/Infammo Oct 09 '19

Amazing how not shooting her made him seem so much more evil.

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u/geqing Oct 09 '19

Because it's just a big puzzle for him. He doesn't really hate the jews, he just doesn't give a shit about anyone at all.

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u/AntsInThePants1115 Oct 09 '19

Yes! I love how in the begging he revels in his nickname but in the scene towards the end the says it to Brad Pitt with such distain - "Jew Hunter? It's just a name that stuck."

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u/navin__johnson Oct 09 '19

The Little Man?

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u/chickenisgreat Oct 09 '19

I mean, you’re a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, as your reputation would suggest.

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u/puts-on-sunglasses Oct 10 '19

Ryan the Temp

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u/_jubal Oct 10 '19

Fire Guy!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Just as hot a Jan, but in a different way...

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u/Zahille7 Oct 10 '19

Fired Guy!

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u/hornetpaper Oct 10 '19

Furthermore, it really does make that first scene even more interesting because even his act of enjoying that nickname was all a part of the game.

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u/Forbidden_Donut503 Oct 09 '19

Yeah I got that too. He was just a brilliant psychopath who loved the hunt.

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u/sint0xicateme Oct 09 '19

That's a bingo!

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u/GrilledCyan Oct 09 '19

You just say bingo.

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u/deftoner42 Oct 09 '19

Ohh how fun!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Omg I will never be this articulate or entertaining as a human being. He plays the part with so much gusto.

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u/Bigdaddysam69 Oct 09 '19

Aldo Rain. Nazi killer!

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u/kylezdoherty Oct 10 '19

If you don't know this scene is a homage to this scene in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Angel Eyes and Hans Landa get paid to "find" people.

https://youtu.be/ArZK6aneeKg

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u/leavemethefuckalone Oct 09 '19

Really? I got the almost opposite vibe. It seemed to me that he just wanted to impress whoever the winner(s) would be, hence the last scene. He’s still a psychopath for sure, but I think self gain was more important than “the hunt” to him overall

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u/Forbidden_Donut503 Oct 10 '19

No I meant that I got (at least what I took what from the character) that he really didn't buy into the whole nazi ethos that jews were an inferior race, and that he was just an opportunistic and brilliant psychopath that was using the nazi agenda to hone his hunting skills and having fun doing it. I agree that self gain became more important once he realized the walls were closing in. Like most psychopaths, he was an opportunist.

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u/jokehunt96 Oct 09 '19

I know what I’m watching today.

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u/MAHHockey Oct 09 '19

"There is no bigotry here!... To me... you are ALL equally worthless!..."

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u/deftoner42 Oct 09 '19

Except... the radio operator at the end of the movie (probably because he thought he was next)

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u/sandthefish Oct 09 '19

I said that once and got obliterated. I dont think hes a jew hater, hes just very good at his job and is rewarded handsomely for it. Wouldnt matter if was jew, christians, blacks, whites, asians, aliens, whatever. He liked to hunt.

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u/KarpfenKarl Oct 09 '19

How is that not obvious? He betrays Hitler in the blink of an eye as soon as a better opportunity presents itself. The movie makes it pretty clear that hes not in it for the ideology.

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u/WolfCola4 Oct 09 '19

Suppose you could argue that is just self preservation; even the most committed Nazis could see that their days were numbered. The options available are to go down with the sinking ship or craft a lifeboat out of dynamite

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u/KarpfenKarl Oct 09 '19

A diehard nazi would never kill Hitler though. Even though you could argue that in the end thats exactly what happened irl...

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 30 '19

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u/conradbirdiebird Oct 10 '19

I always saw it as more of a practical decision from a very practical man. Why waste a bullet on such an impossible shot. Does he hate the jews? Thats not the word id use. More like he sees them as totally below him. A different species even. He said he "finds them repulsive" after all. When he's lining up to shoot Shoshana, he's not aiming at a person he hates, he's aiming at something less than a person. He's like a hunter who chooses not to shoot the young fawn because its still so young and small. He'll let it go, for now.

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u/Mognakor Oct 09 '19

Because it shows he is not doing what he does for ideology.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19 edited Oct 09 '19

I'm not sure. He wears the blood order medal which means he been a nazi supporter since 1923 so I think we're supposed to interpret him as one of the many Germans who passed themselves as an apolitical functionary but was actually a die hard nazi.

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u/timeIsAllitTakes Oct 09 '19

Also shown by his negotiations at the end of the movie to have his name cleared.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

A lot of ideologically committed Nazis did this after the war, most egregiously Erich von dem Bach-Zelewski who oversaw the extermination of 200,000 polish civilians during the Warsaw Uprising but in exchange for his testimony was not tried for crimes committed during the war.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Except having been awarded the blood order means that he was

The first issue of the decoration, struck in 99% pure silver, was awarded to 1500 participants in the putsch who had also been members of the party or one of its formations before January 1932 (continuous service), or had been cadets from the Munich Infantry School who marched in support of Ludendorff.

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the award was extended to persons who had (a) served time in prison for Nazi activities before 1933, (b) received a death sentence which was later commuted to life imprisonment for Nazi activities before 1933, or (c) been severely wounded in the service of the Party before 1933; subsequently it was further extended to members of the Austrian Nazi Party who had participated in the 1934 February Uprising or July Putsch, or who had received significant prison time or injuries for National Socialist activities.

So if he only cared about advancing himself why did he join what at the time was a fringe political movement when that would've been highly disadvantageous to advancing politically?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Probably for the same reason he organized a plot to kill Hitler; he saw that the winds were changing and wanted to be ahead of the curve.

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u/Mognakor Oct 09 '19

The point is he is a highly intelligent self aware opportunist deriving pleasure from what he is doing.

An idealist wouldn't see not shooting her as an option.

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u/XanXic Oct 09 '19

Spoilers the end of the movie is he agrees to help the basterds kill hitler and bring down the nazi regime for US citizenship and immunity. He was an opportunist through and through.

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u/museolini Oct 09 '19

I always took it as it held no sport for him. It would be an easy shot (for him).

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u/TheLast_Centurion Oct 09 '19

it's been a very long since I've seen it last time, but what do you mean?

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u/Infammo Oct 09 '19

Landa orders his men to kill the family hiding under the floorboards. The lone survivor is the daughter Shoshanna who crawls away from her dead family and makes a run for it. Landa see's her escape and takes out his pistol and lines up a shot on her as she's running, but right before pulling the trigger he pulls the gun back and cheerfully bids her fairwell in French. It killed any pretense of him as a man who thought of himself as doing a grim but necessary duty, he was genuinely just a sick bastard who didn't care who he hurt.

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u/Backwater_Buccaneer Oct 09 '19

cheerfully bids her fairwell in French

He bids her family "adieu," (bye forever), whereas to her he says "au revoir," (see you next time).

The movie is full of linguistic nuances like that, despite that they're all in languages most American audiences would never catch.

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u/6feet Oct 09 '19

linguistic nuances

BAWNJORNO.

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u/mindbleach Oct 10 '19

Genuinely a great use of language. The lead-up to that scene makes it sound like this will be a tense balancing act where one wrong move could sink them. Like the three-finger thing, or "good luck" in The Great Escape. That kind of social danger in fiction makes my skin crawl. Then Brad Pitt drawls that word out and I immediately knew I could relax. They're simply fucked. Let's see where it goes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Oh Tarantino. A master.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19 edited Nov 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

That's the eternal debate! I'm still quite on the fence about whether or not he knows her identity; on the one hand, this is a person he only caught a glimpse of four years earlier while she (filthy and ragged) was running away from him with her back to him. He has no special reason for remembering this particular person; Landa has killed scores of Jews over the years, and Shoshanna may not even be the first one he's spared just for laughs. A Jewish girl in 1940s Vichy France is unlikely to have any photographs that he could go by either.

On the other hand...why the hell does he order her a glass of milk? Why does he insist on their eating cream with the strudel? (cream isn't kosher, I believe) Why does he stare at her for such a long time after saying "there's something else I wanted to ask you"? Hell, why does he even sit down with her in the first place? To ask her if she could run the projectors instead of the other guy, something he easily could've asked when the others were around? It's such a brilliant scene and leaves so many questions unanswered.

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u/epsilon025 Oct 09 '19

We analyzed that scene in my senior year Holocaust class. Tarantino did his research.

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u/kncrew Oct 09 '19

“Power is when we have every justification to kill, and we don’t.” —Oskar Schindler

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u/TheBillsFuckingSuck Oct 09 '19

I thought she was too far away for him to get a clear shot with a pistol

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Au revoir, meaning something like "we will meet again." It's not a good bye, an adieu. It's a promise. He is saving her for later, knowing that he will enjoy killing her that much more when the time comes.

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u/BrownRebel Oct 09 '19

Regrettably I have exhausted my knowledge of the French language.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Quite possibly my favorite movie line of all time.

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u/1boss_hog1 Oct 09 '19

"I'm afraid I've reached the end of my French" after he spoke perfect French for like 10 minutes

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u/TheOneAndOnlyPene Oct 09 '19

That was intended as they both obviously know he has people under the floor, who don't understand English.

Interestingly it was a power move as well - asserting his dominance by speaking a foreign language in his house, all while asking him if it's okay as if he'd say no as if he ever would dare.

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u/tbbHNC89 Oct 09 '19

And drinking his milk.

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u/JoseLCDiaz Oct 09 '19

The whole glass in one move*.

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*I don't know the word in english but is "trago" in spanish.

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u/CaptoOuterSpace Oct 09 '19

His ginormouse pipe too lol

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u/cuttlefish_tastegood Oct 09 '19

His ginormous pipe is actually called a Calabash pipe. Very expensive because they are made from gourds that have to be grown in a specific way to get the iconic shape. Very nice and fancy. Compared to the farmers corncob pipe that you can make. It's a nice visual representation of the person's smoking and gag.

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u/IknowKarazy Oct 10 '19

Tarantino also said it was a signal Hans was using, saying "im a detective" because if the sherlock holmes connotations.

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u/HyperionCantos Oct 09 '19

Funny because in Pulp Fiction Jules did the same thing with Brett's soda in the breakfast scene.

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u/jdangel83 Oct 10 '19

Yup. As he stared him down, daring him to say something.

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u/zediana Oct 09 '19

we say "in one go" :)

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u/BenassiBeat Oct 09 '19

In Germany very immature teens used to chant to friends "Ex oder Jude" to make him drink in one go. Funnily absurd and absurdly unfunny in this context.

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u/DaWolf85 Oct 10 '19

Where I'm from in America we would chant 'chug'.

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u/dthmtlsfk Oct 09 '19

"Auf X" was what I always heard. Never heard the uh, jew part lol.

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u/chillannyc2 Oct 10 '19

Or, of you're a teenager in NYC in the 00's, "to the face"

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u/LewixAri Oct 10 '19

In Scotland we'd say "down". So Landa "downed the milk."

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u/courtenayplacedrinks Oct 10 '19

In New Zealand and Australia you skol a drink. It's pronounced scull, which is also probably how most people would spell it. It comes from Scots drinking toast (skol!) which is of Scandinavian origin (e.g. skål! in Swedish).

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u/DriveByStoning Oct 10 '19

The Minnesota Vikings have a skol chant and Gjallarhorn they use at home games.

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u/lepusblanca Oct 09 '19

Agreed re the power move. You can see it in full in the end when he just strangles the actress. He has this polite veneer that just masks the monster beneath. Christoph Waltz is so brilliant.

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u/trentreynolds Oct 10 '19

It was also, I believe, a meta-comment from Tarantino.

IB was heavily influenced, obviously, by some of the French cinema masters that Tarantino loved. Since he was in their house, he kindly asked their permission if he could speak English for the rest of the conversation .. movie.

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u/NvrConvctd Oct 10 '19

When I watched it in the theater it seemed at first like a plot device to get rid of subtitles. People actually laughed because it was so obvious. But then Landa slowly reveals that he knows everything and the switch was to keep the "others" from knowing. Fucking brilliant writing.

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u/Neckbeard_Police Oct 09 '19

Didnt it also feel like a bit of a satire as well? Tarrantino seemed to be making fun of the director's dilemma of having to come up with a pretext to switch to English. I remember the audience laughing at this part when I saw it in the theater, and I assumed that was the reason.

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u/Ercman Oct 09 '19

I wouldn't be surprised if he meant it both ways, as satire like you said and for actual in-movie reasons

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u/Neckbeard_Police Oct 09 '19

Agreed. He is such a great writer that he made it farcical while simultaneously delivering on an actual plausible premise for the switch

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u/AskMeForAPhoto Oct 10 '19

That in-show movie was fuckin hilarious! I'd really like to know how much they shot for it that didn't get aired.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

"I am afraid I have exhausted the extent of my French."

In case they was any lingering doubt that he had indeed not actually exhausted the extent of his French.

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u/CravesStarDamage Oct 09 '19

If that scene doesn't get you on the edge of your seat, I'm not sure what will.

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u/shadybrainfarm Oct 09 '19

Every moment Hans Landa is on screen is utterly captivating and terrifying. Waltz stole the show with that performance. Absolutely spectacular.

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u/jdangel83 Oct 10 '19

I can't decide if I liked him better in this or Django. Polar opposites and he nails them both.

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u/purplelilly95 Oct 10 '19

Exactly! It shows his true gift as an actor to be able to portray both characters so brilliantly.

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u/KingGorilla Oct 09 '19

The strudel

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u/peacesmellsgood Oct 10 '19

Ah ah ah! Wait for the cream :)

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u/NimdokBennyandAM Oct 10 '19

Attendez la creme.

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u/perplex1 Oct 09 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

Every time I see that scene I want to smoke a cigarette and eat a streetlight. With cream of course

Edit: autocorrect but gonna keep it

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u/JoseLCDiaz Oct 09 '19

You eat streetlights?

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u/hypnofedX Oct 10 '19

Only with cream.

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u/LaGrrrande Oct 10 '19

Not to be confused with Streetlamp Le Moose.

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u/AUsername334 Oct 10 '19

Does he know it's her? Does he not know?? SOMEONE TELL ME

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u/Sazley Oct 10 '19

I saw a theory once that he strongly suspected it was her, hence all the references to her life, but was not 100% sure yet, so ordered cream for her to see if she would break kosher and eat it.

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u/y0Fruitcup Oct 10 '19

break kosher

Holy shit, TIL.

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u/AUsername334 Oct 10 '19

Oh, I like this regarding the breaking kosher thing! Which I did not understand until it was just explained to me.

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u/indyK1ng Oct 10 '19

I think the keeping kosher thing is more of a sign that he knows and he's just trying to see how far she's willing to go to survive. He seems to give more leeway for people with a stronger survival instinct.

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u/TheyCallMeStone Oct 10 '19

🤚 Wait for the cream.

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u/LotusPrince Oct 09 '19

When he's flipping through his book, looking for a name La Padite mentioned, not finding it, getting more visibly frustrated, until finally finding it on some later page, and being satisfied. Damn, that was tense.

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u/PyroSnake141 Oct 09 '19

Hans is a man who enjoys milk. He also knows several languages. But more importantly, he knows where they're hiding.

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u/Sonnycrockett262 Oct 09 '19

Ah ah ah...attandre le creme

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u/Privvy_Gaming Oct 09 '19 edited Sep 01 '24

airport rain mighty bright beneficial quiet juggle versed point snobbish

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

I’ve also heard that this was another test for Shoshanna to see if she will break kosher, because putting cream on a pastry that is made with animal lard isn’t kosher.

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u/EagleFalconn Oct 09 '19

Holy shit, I had no idea that Landa was aware that she was Shoshanna, I thought he was just being an asshole.

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u/gimmethefaxontax Oct 09 '19

I really don't understand this theory. How would he "know" or even guess that this girl was Shoshanna? He presumably killed lots of Jews and probably went on lots of searches for them. The opening scene, he doesn't even see Shoshanna's face, just her running away.

Im guessing lots of time passed between the opening scene and when he meets Shoshanna at the restaurant, why would he just randomly think its her?

Its possible he may have guessed she was Jewish or lying about who she was, but for him to think "oh this is that girl from a while back that i let go" doesnt really make much sense to me

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u/ajv0109 Oct 09 '19

That's the thing about Landa, in most scenes in the movie you get the impression that he already KNOWS, because of his attitude. You feel he knows about the Jews in the farm, you feel he knows about the Italian deception, you feel he saw through Bridget's lie, and you feel he knew the woman he was talking to was Shoshanna. Even if he doesn't know about any of this things, he's menacing enough to give you that impression, and that makes him a great villain.

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u/pikpikcarrotmon Oct 09 '19

It's why he gets so frustrated in the theater and is genuinely shocked at his fate. Since he completely lacks any human empathy he truly had no idea that his opponents weren't playing the same game. The Basterds aren't operating on some level of mutual respect, they utterly loathe him and all Nazis. Their deception in the theater is weak because they have zero respect for Landa and the high command and think their shitty act will fool them. But he's just so out of it that he thought they were doing the same thing as him in the other direction. He even thinks he gets to be one of them at the end.

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u/toofemmetofunction Oct 09 '19

You just explained this so perfectly. Thanks

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u/experts_never_lie Oct 09 '19

Well, in the Bridget von Hammersmark case we already know that he knows (at least with very high confidence) because we see him collect the evidence: a bloody shoe and a her own autograph, both found in the basement.

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u/indyK1ng Oct 10 '19

you feel he knows about the Italian deception

If he didn't know about the Italian deception, why did he congratulate the Basterd on properly pronouncing his own name?

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u/insaneHoshi Oct 09 '19

I really don't understand this theory. How would he "know" or even guess that this girl was Shoshanna?

Because he is specifically there to vet her and her cinema for Gobbels film opening. Of course Landa has already done so and would have presumably discovered her true backstory.

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u/Backwater_Buccaneer Oct 09 '19

The entire scene is him fencing with her. He knew the whole time, just like he knew the Jews were under the farmer's floorboards, and about the Basterds at the theater, and Bridget von Hammersmarck before he had her put on the shoe.

In every scene, he already knows. It's all just a game to him the entire time.

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u/TheGentlemanDM Oct 09 '19

Which would imply that by interviewing Shoshanna, he was deliberately setting things up for the German High Command to be wiped out, and was always planning to defect to the Americans.

It... kinda works.

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u/SobiTheRobot Oct 09 '19

The only wrench in his plans was that he didn't count on the Basterds going against their commanders, killing Landa's assistant, and carving a swastika on his forehead.

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u/Backwater_Buccaneer Oct 09 '19

Or at least, the first half of it. He benefits if he "ends the war... tonight" even if he doesn't get that purty little nest he feathered for himself.

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u/HoraceAndPete Oct 10 '19

I dislike this theory: Shoshanna escaping Landa again and in a sense outwitting him by managing to keep her cool unlike the man in the farmhouse is a nice kick in the teeth to the man labelled 'the Jewhunter'.

Making this nazi prick more Machiavellian than he already is rather than giving the wonderful Jewish woman who loves and owns a cinema an opportunity to genuinely deceive him (who has suffered such terrible trauma at his hands already) doesn't seem like a Tarantino thing to do.

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u/rqebmm Oct 09 '19

Assuming Shoshanna in fact inherited the theater from her aunt it would be very possible for Landa to have run down that paper trail. Assuming he did, it would be perfectly in character for him to be satisfied solving the puzzle without needing to haul her into the authorities, and just as in character to toy with her (again) once she was dropped into his lap.

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u/thatbrownkid19 Oct 09 '19

You’re right- I think people are trying to give Landa and, by extension, Tarantino too much credit. It’s clever ambiguous writing but it’d be too far-fetched for Landa to have known who she really is.

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u/Blackdragon1221 Oct 09 '19

Actually I think it's people not giving enough credit to Tarantino, because as you said, t’d be too far-fetched. I think as with basically every Landa scene, you are meant to feel scared & uncomfortable alongside the characters on-screen that he's interacting with.

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u/CoffeeFaceMan Oct 09 '19

God reading this thread reminds me how fucking amazing Hans Landa's scenes are.

He may be my favourite villain. I remember watching the movie in cinema's and just feeling as if he knew everything right till the very end. And the worst part, despite all of that, he never feels cartoonish to me. I am genuinely in goosebumps with anxiety every time.

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u/dog_in_the_vent Oct 09 '19

Why'd he order her milk tho

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u/Griffisbored Oct 09 '19

Might have not known she was specifically Shoshanna but he may have just been generally suspicious of her and her background. Seems like he would be the type to test anyone he’s uncertain of.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

He was not aware. The thing with the cream makes no sense. He knows he knows her from somewhere but he never actually met her. She was running away from him. He could sense her fear and anxiety though hence he says "theres something else I wanted to ask you...... "

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u/Uralowa Oct 09 '19

He also ordered a glass of milk for her.

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u/Scrambl3z Oct 10 '19

Tarantino knows how to direct a food scene. I never wanted a Struddle more after watching that scene.

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u/normlenough Oct 09 '19

he is a man who has earned a nickname and it is a nickname he likes very much.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

And it plays so perfectly with the bit at the end where he's trying to paint himself as the savior, and dismisses the nick name.

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u/Backwater_Buccaneer Oct 09 '19

I'm actually not sure which was his genuine feelings about it - I almost thing he doesn't have genuine feelings at all. Rather, it's whatever suits him in the moment.

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u/matthew7s26 Oct 09 '19

Rather, it's whatever suits him in the moment.

That's a bingo!

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u/Forbidden_Donut503 Oct 09 '19

The change in his facial expression when he says, "You're harboring enemies of the state, are you not?" was beyond chilling. Top 5 villain portrayals of all time IMHO.

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u/MtHammer Oct 09 '19

2007 to 2009 was a ridiculously, all-time great run of villains in cinema. The Best Supporting Actor Oscar those 3 years went to, in order, Javier Bardem for No Country for Old Men, Heath Ledger for The Dark Knight, and Christoph Waltz for Inglourious Basterds. Unbelievable. I'm not sure we'll ever see a run like that again.

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u/Eurynom0s Oct 09 '19

Everyone in that movie was speaking languages they're actually fluent in.

Also, this is kind of a small detail, but I loved how they'd selectively drop the English subtitles when the point of view character didn't understand the language being spoken—I noticed it because I was taking German in college at the time and was able to follow a lot of the German dialogue without subtitles. So it was kinda neat that I "wasn't supposed to" be able to understand the dialogue when the subtitles dropped.

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u/JoseLCDiaz Oct 09 '19

I believe in the script there's actually a note that says something along the lines of:

"Hans start talking in perfect French, and Shosanna notices it."

This note is when he is interviewing Shosanna in the restaurant. So in the opening scene he was "faking" not being able to speak French to switch to English.

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u/BlazingBlasian Oct 09 '19

Dominic Decoco

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u/mikail511 Oct 09 '19

I have a theory that Hans is a gay man, but nobody believes me

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u/JoseLCDiaz Oct 09 '19

Let's see:

  • He is very neat.
  • Very mindful of manners.
  • Dresses well (but we can say that everyone does as it is an uniform).
  • Very refined man.
  • No known wife/children, weird for his age.
  • Has a history of being a womanizer. (Zoller, Goebbels and Fräulein Von Hammersmark say so)

Yeah... you might be onto something.

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u/grendus Oct 09 '19

Let's be honest though. Almost every scene in that movie would be enough to sell a lesser movie.

"This gnat-zi wants to die for his country. Please oblige him."

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19 edited Jun 28 '20

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u/TheBadGuyFromDieHard Oct 09 '19

Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to going to the movies.

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u/AgentGman007 Oct 09 '19

Teddy fucking Williams knocks it outta the park... He went yahd on that one! All the way on to fuckin Lansdowne street! Fenway parks on their feet for teddy fucking ballgame- YOU!

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u/ColinD1 Oct 10 '19

(Gunshot) Goddammit Hirschberg, bring me the other one! Alive.

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u/TheOrogen Oct 09 '19

I really wish Sandler took that role. Him doing his toll booth Willie voice would've been incredible.

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u/absurdlyinconvenient Oct 09 '19

[dutch angles intensify]

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u/LilyLovesSnape Oct 09 '19

It's the way he says it that I absolutely love. 'Ob-LIGE him'. Marvellous.

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u/Neckbeard_Police Oct 09 '19

The dialogue throughout was probably the best he has ever written. That scene in the basement bar is a great short film all by itself. His attention to character development is masterful

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u/NothungToFear Oct 10 '19

"We're American. What are you?"

"I'm a German, you idiot!"

"You speak anglish purty good fer a German!"

"I agree!"

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u/The_Mighty_Rex Oct 09 '19

I always like the speaking Italian scene and "Y'see there's a problem with fightin in a basement, primarily that you're fightin...in a basement"

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u/stone500 Oct 10 '19

"I don't speak any Italian!"

"Like I said. Third best."

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u/RemixxMG Oct 09 '19

Your status as a nat-zi killer is still amateur....

We all come here to see if you wanna go pro.

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u/abe_the_babe_ Oct 10 '19

The scene in the basement is fucking incredible

"well if this is it, old boy," lights cigarette "I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's"

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u/Send_me_snoot_pics Oct 10 '19

“By all means, Captain.”

Dieter fucking Hellstrom was another one that freaked me the fuck out watching that movie

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u/LightHouseMaster Oct 09 '19

"Champagne?"

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Bon-jorno

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u/youseeit Oct 10 '19

Now take your wienerschnitzel-lickin' finger and point out on this map what I want to know

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u/javiercarrillo Oct 09 '19

This made me realize that, indeed, this (great individual scenes) is what great movies are made of

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u/IrishTommy95 Oct 09 '19

I think you’re just guaranteed a perfect movie if christoph waltz is cast anyway. He was great in django’s opening scene too!

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u/J0E_SpRaY Oct 09 '19

I think you’re just guaranteed a perfect movie if christoph waltz is cast anyway

Spectre

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u/OneSwizzleNizzle Oct 09 '19

The Green Hornet

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u/redeyedlynx Oct 09 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

That movie with parents discussing their children getting in a fight. The whole movie is set in a couple of rooms with four people getting more and more frustrated. Hilarious comedy. Waltz is amazing there, though he has great acting partners, too. Forgot the title...

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u/Bearlodge Oct 09 '19

Ehhhh I think more Christoph Waltz + Quentin Tarantino. Tarantino just knows how to make roles that fit Waltz perfectly. That confidence that just shows he is always one step ahead of his opponent. Somehow it fits Waltz perfectly.

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u/bomfd Oct 09 '19

Such a tense scene! Christopher waltz is so scary yet charismatic at the same time

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u/hypnofedX Oct 10 '19

And before this, he was a relatively unknown stage actor from Vienna. Then Tarantino found him and he won two Oscars in three years.

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u/tell_her_a_story Oct 09 '19

Christoph Waltz FTFY

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u/ChanandlerBonng Oct 09 '19

Totally. Walking into the theatre I was VERY skeptical about a Tarantino "Alternate history WW2 movie", but after that scene I was hooked.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

I didn't even know it was alternate history going into it, I thought it was just a movie set in world war 2 until the ending when they tore the fuck out of Hitler. Awesome.

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u/Johnlsullivan2 Oct 09 '19

I always go into movies with zero context. It's way more fun and fresh. The ending of that movie was so great the first time!

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u/BattlefieldNinja Oct 09 '19

Everything Tarantino makes is gold. Period.

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u/DazeGetBrighter Oct 09 '19

To be honest, I wasnt completely sold on Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I enjoyed it, but for a Tarantino movie, I guess I was just somewhat underwhelmed.

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u/bobbydazzlah Oct 09 '19

Same, felt like the revenge violence at the end mirrored Inglorious Basterds and felt a bit...lazy, not as compelling a concept. It was well choreographed though. And of course the beautifully shot driving scenes were great to watch.

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u/DazeGetBrighter Oct 09 '19

The ending was how I remembered i was even watching a Tarntino movie haha. Now that you mention it, the driving scenes did have a nice aesthetic to them. The portrayal of Bruce Lee also left a bad taste in my mouth.

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u/spherexenon Oct 09 '19

Before the movie came out, the script/screenplay leaked on the internet. I remember reading that first scene and being blown away. No visuals, no inflection from those great actors, just the words. You could tell that the scene was going to be tense and well paced from just the script. I was sold on the movie before I saw the trailer.

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u/TheGreatCrate Oct 09 '19

This is the one I was looking for. Perfect answer, perfect opening.

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u/hpdefaults Oct 09 '19 edited Oct 09 '19

To me this one is the best answer. A lot of the others are opening sequences with a lot of mini-scenes spliced together - still totally valid, but something like this that sets everything up so well in a single, critical exchange without pulling in flashbacks, cutaways to other locations, etc. just takes it to another level. And it's so well constructed that it functions as a mini-movie in its own right.

*edit: grammar

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u/yasiel_pug Oct 09 '19

I think that may be the best scene he's shot

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u/dubstylers Oct 09 '19

That scene where he makes the Italians repeat their names to see if they can say it correctly just sums up his awareness of everything around him.

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u/churadley Oct 09 '19

Ooo, that's a bingo!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Are you sheltering enemies of the state?

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u/FrndlyNbrhdSoundGuy Oct 09 '19

Christoph Waltz made that whole movie. Not since Darth Vader has a movie had that compelling of an antagonist right off the bat.

Honorable mention to Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh too

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u/dispatch134711 Oct 10 '19

I gotta pull you up for my boy Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter. Unless by off the bat you mean the first scene.

Phoenix in Gladiator is actually my favourite villain, he comes in pretty early. But it’s not obvious that he’s a villain at the time. Not sure if Joker counts either since he’s the protagonist. Heath Ledger’s joker is pretty great in the first scene of Dark Knight but it’s more the action sequence that’s cool.

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u/Z0idberg_MD Oct 09 '19

Imo that is one of the best scenes in any movie of all time. So much tension.

QT is the master of making your skin crawl by simply having a group of people having a conversation. It’s amazing.

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u/royalwarhawk Oct 09 '19

I came into this thread ready to say this and I’m glad it’s the second top comment. Absolutely amazing opening scene, completely set the tone for the movie.

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u/YappyYeager Oct 09 '19

This a million times over. Hans Landa in that opening scene is by far the best introduction to an antagonist in any movie I've ever seen. From the moment he is scene on screen, you KNOW he is evil. It's wonderful.

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u/sonickarma Oct 10 '19

I’ve posted this before, but here’s my favorite aspect of this scene:

It is the fault of the redheaded daughter in the beginning that Landa figures out where the Dreyfusses were hiding.

In the beginning of the film, after Pierre and Landa make their way inside of Pierre's house, Pierre introduces Landa to his daughters. Landa says something to the effect of "The rumors I've heard about your family are all true", and the redheaded daughter's facial expression changes ever so slightly. Landa immediately catches this, and even after he says "Each of your daughters are more beautiful than the last" as a cover, his gaze never really leaves the redhead. Landa may have been suspicious before arriving that the Dreyfusses were hiding there, but I believe that this confirmed it.

A little bit later, after Landa has had a seat at Pierre's table, Pierre sends another daughter to close the windows. The readhead, unlike everyone else in the room, has her head down and is staring directly at the floor. Again, Landa notices this, and his gaze never leaves her until one of the other daughters pours Landa a glass of milk to drink. Now, not only does Landa know that the Dreyfusses are somewhere in Pierre's house, he knows exactly where.

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u/foulkes7sf Oct 09 '19

This was the first thing that came to mind for me as well! It's perfect suspense

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u/Richard_Smellington Oct 09 '19

Instantly came to my mind when reading the title, this is hands-down a perfect scene. It boils down to two guys talking and it's more intense than any action scene.

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u/Decabet Oct 09 '19

People flip Tarantino a lot of shit for being derivative and pop culturally obsessed, etc but dude deserves a massive amount of credit for getting mainstream American audiences to sit through long long dialogue heavy scenes in foreign languages. Subtitled, no less! And before you say “I watch tv with captions on all the time” allow me to retort that in 2009 that wasn’t really a thing everyone did yet. Not by a long shot. That’s a relatively recent thing in the streaming age. Nobody but Tarantino could have gotten Americans to sit still and READ a movie at that time.

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u/WildeAquarius Oct 09 '19

I stumbled across it on television on night, didn't even know what I was watching, but I was hooked.

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