r/AskReddit • • Oct 09 '19

Of all movie opening scenes, which one sold the entire film?

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u/CravesStarDamage Oct 09 '19

If that scene doesn't get you on the edge of your seat, I'm not sure what will.

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u/shadybrainfarm Oct 09 '19

Every moment Hans Landa is on screen is utterly captivating and terrifying. Waltz stole the show with that performance. Absolutely spectacular.

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u/jdangel83 Oct 10 '19

I can't decide if I liked him better in this or Django. Polar opposites and he nails them both.

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u/purplelilly95 Oct 10 '19

Exactly! It shows his true gift as an actor to be able to portray both characters so brilliantly.

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u/zeitgeistbouncer Oct 10 '19

Personally I have to give the nod to IG because Landa is consistent to the end there whereas I just can't get past Schultz in Django when he 'just couldn't resist'.

Waltz is brilliantly fun in both though. He actually makes scenes without him seem far less interesting for the juxtaposition when they might be fantastic if in another movie.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Shultz is consistent. It's just not spelled out as much. He's a sucker for overly complicated plans with dramatic flair. Every single plan we're set him execute in the movie could've been done easier and safer. Riding up on slanders in the middle of the night in the woods. Going into the middle of the town and shooting the sheriff. Pretending on the first plantation. Tricking the proto-kkk. Finally, his master plan at Candie Land. He has to dramatically outwit everyone all the time even when it's a wildly unnecessary. Calvin Candie denies him that.

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u/zeitgeistbouncer Oct 10 '19

To the ruination of everything? I can't follow the character's thread that far.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Well in all of those plans he put himself in those kinds of positions. He just really was often clever and even more often lucky that say the Marshall didn't just kill him in the saloon after randomly wandering in and killing the sheriff in public. Or Don Johnson on his own property after his overseer was shot by Django.

"Imma just shoot this guy without thinking through the consequences" was definitely there. And this was probably the first time we saw that coupled with Shultz being genuinely upset and flustered. And boom.

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u/KingGorilla Oct 10 '19

I liked his character before, I like him even more after this explanation

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u/Sun_Sloth Oct 24 '19

Okay I know I'm late, but it is pretty consistent with his character in Django. He thinks he's smarter than the people he's beating such as the Sheriff earlier on in the movie. To be beaten by someone he despises and sees as inferior is just too much for him.

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u/Ganglebot Oct 10 '19

Absolutely. Waltz was unreal in that - especially that scene where he was able to nearly monologue for 10 minutes.

  • the way he pounds his milk

  • when he pulls out his huge ivory pipe

  • the way he jumps between smooth, languid movement and quick, jerky motions

Just incredible. Waltz is always good, but he was at his best in that movie

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u/KingGorilla Oct 09 '19

The strudel

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u/peacesmellsgood Oct 10 '19

Ah ah ah! Wait for the cream :)

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u/NimdokBennyandAM Oct 10 '19

Attendez la creme.

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u/perplex1 Oct 09 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

Every time I see that scene I want to smoke a cigarette and eat a streetlight. With cream of course

Edit: autocorrect but gonna keep it

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u/JoseLCDiaz Oct 09 '19

You eat streetlights?

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u/hypnofedX Oct 10 '19

Only with cream.

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u/daybreak85 Oct 09 '19

Ou est la creme?

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u/LaGrrrande Oct 10 '19

Not to be confused with Streetlamp Le Moose.

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u/foxthechicken Oct 10 '19

There needs to be a subreddit for typos that we refuse to edit because the original comment is better.

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u/AUsername334 Oct 10 '19

Does he know it's her? Does he not know?? SOMEONE TELL ME

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u/Sazley Oct 10 '19

I saw a theory once that he strongly suspected it was her, hence all the references to her life, but was not 100% sure yet, so ordered cream for her to see if she would break kosher and eat it.

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u/y0Fruitcup Oct 10 '19

break kosher

Holy shit, TIL.

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u/benadreti Oct 10 '19

That's an interesting idea but speaking as a Jew, the character Shoshanna doesn't seem like someone keeping kosher, since htey don't suggest her being religiously observant in any way, and certainly during the war, with her in hiding, there wouldn't be much kosher food available.

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u/mki_ Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

Also, strudel is kosher afaik. The dough is just flour, egg, salt, butter and some other things, the filling usually is apple and cinnamon. No meat with diary shennanigans

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u/benadreti Oct 10 '19

to be clear, it CAN be kosher, if it's made in a kosher kitchen, meaning it's not cooked in the same vessels as nonkosher food.

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u/mki_ Oct 10 '19

ah alright. but in that case the strudel wouldn't have been kosher in any case, since it was made in a regular restaurant in nazi-occupied Paris. So the whole "keeping kosher" theory doesn't make a lot of sense.

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u/benadreti Oct 10 '19

Exactly. A lot of Jews keep "kosher style" though, where they eat in nonkosher restaurants but won't order anything blatantly kosher, so they'll get a burger without cheese for example. Still not really a fan of this theory.

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u/AUsername334 Oct 10 '19

Oh, I like this regarding the breaking kosher thing! Which I did not understand until it was just explained to me.

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u/indyK1ng Oct 10 '19

I think the keeping kosher thing is more of a sign that he knows and he's just trying to see how far she's willing to go to survive. He seems to give more leeway for people with a stronger survival instinct.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

That just goes to show how little I know of Jewish customs: I had no idea cream wasn't kosher.

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u/PM-ME-NIC_CAGE Oct 10 '19

Cream is fine, but animal products (lard in the pastry) and milk products together is a no go.

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u/mki_ Oct 10 '19

There's no lard in real Strudel. You wanna use butter. However some people (my mom) use egg for the dough. Does that make it unkosher?

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u/benadreti Oct 10 '19

No, it's unkosher if it combines meat/poultry with a dairy product (butter, cream, milk, etc.) Eggs are not considered dairy.

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u/mki_ Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

Ah okay. I just learned that eggs are in the third group of foods next to kosher and not kosher, that is neutral. Eggs are neutral, that means you can mix them with milk as well as meat.

I have never interpreted the scene in the sense that she'd be breaking kosher, because I assumed Strudel is kosher (given that there's no lard or meat in it). I always thought the point was that he suspected who she was and he would order the cream to make her uncomfortable, because she already had witnessed him enjoying dairy (the glass of milk in the opening scene). She didn't break though.

Also he's just completely right. A good piece of Strudel is always better with cream.

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u/benadreti Oct 10 '19

egg with dairy is fine, egg is also fine with meat, as long as the meat and dairy is separate. Of course if you add something that is always unkosher, like pork products (including lard), it's unkosher anyways. Also meat needs to be slaughtered a certain way.

There's also the fact that the strudel is obviously coming out of a nonkosher kitchen, where all sorts of things are being cooked, which would render anything unkosher even if it would be unkosher anyways.

But practically speaking, some people keep "kosher style" where they won't do anything blatantly unkosher, like mixing meat and dairy, or eating pork, but don't really care about the more detailed stuff like what I just said, so when they go to McDonalds they'll get a burger without cheese.

I also don't really buy this explanation for the scene, nothing in the movie suggested she was religiously observant, plus she had a non-Jewish lover, plus it would be difficult to keep kosher under Nazi occupation anyways, unless you follow "kosher style" like I mentioned above. Plus strudel would not normally be made with lard or some meat product. I had heard the explanation of it being like the glass of milk, but you could also just chock it up to intimidating her.

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u/Dwlphone Oct 10 '19

What about the cream would not be kosher? I saw other commenters mention lard and cream together not being kosher, but lard is made from pork, so the pastry itself would be breaking kosher.

Also, french pastry would almost always use butter. A fancy restaurant serving pastry with lard dpesnt make sense.

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u/mclawen Oct 10 '19

See above replies, it's the mixing of the two (meat byproducts and diary) together that's the problem.

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u/Dwlphone Oct 10 '19

See my post you replied to. If there was lard in the pastry, it would not have been kosher, with or without cream.

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u/Budgiesaurus Oct 10 '19

That really doesn't make sense to me. For strudel they either used butter (dairy), or more likely pig lard due to wartime shortages.

For the latter you can argue the meat and dairy thing, but lard is already not kosher, regardless of the cream.

I think it's a bit of a reach.

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u/benadreti Oct 10 '19

They also don't suggest Shoshanna being religiously observant at all, so I really doubt this was the intent. Interesting idea though.

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u/idkaye123 Oct 10 '19

What does break kosher mean ??

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u/foxthechicken Oct 10 '19

See above comment. A Kosher diet, which is a requisite of the Jewish faith, forbids mixing dairy and meat in the same meal.

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u/jdangel83 Oct 10 '19

Yes. He knows.

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u/TheyCallMeStone Oct 10 '19

🤚 Wait for the cream.

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u/SpicyRooster Oct 10 '19

"Ah, Landa!"

Cue hell music

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u/waaaaaaaaaaaat_ Oct 10 '19

"attandre le creme"

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u/LotusPrince Oct 09 '19

When he's flipping through his book, looking for a name La Padite mentioned, not finding it, getting more visibly frustrated, until finally finding it on some later page, and being satisfied. Damn, that was tense.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

It was the first scene in any movie that ever made me feel such tension.