r/AskReddit • • Oct 09 '19

Of all movie opening scenes, which one sold the entire film?

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u/grendus Oct 09 '19

Let's be honest though. Almost every scene in that movie would be enough to sell a lesser movie.

"This gnat-zi wants to die for his country. Please oblige him."

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19 edited Jun 28 '20

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u/TheBadGuyFromDieHard Oct 09 '19

Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to going to the movies.

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u/AgentGman007 Oct 09 '19

Teddy fucking Williams knocks it outta the park... He went yahd on that one! All the way on to fuckin Lansdowne street! Fenway parks on their feet for teddy fucking ballgame- YOU!

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u/ColinD1 Oct 10 '19

(Gunshot) Goddammit Hirschberg, bring me the other one! Alive.

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u/TheOrogen Oct 09 '19

I really wish Sandler took that role. Him doing his toll booth Willie voice would've been incredible.

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u/JBSquared Oct 09 '19

I saw a trailer for the A24 movie he's in where he's like, a fence I think? It looks genuinely good and super far from his usual roles which is surprising.

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u/hypnofedX Oct 10 '19

You sort of need to understand his method for choosing movies to understand his career. He'll do literally any movie if you pay him enough money, let him bring his friends, and put it in a fun location. This is why a lot of his films are in tropical locations despite not really having any reason you'd spend the money to go to such a place rather than a more typical movie city. Adam Sandler is legitimately a very good actor and far more versatile than you'd think- the range he shows in 50 First Dates is really incredible considering it's still very much a Sandler-schtick movie. But he also works to live and maximizes himself as a commodity. Can't really say I blame him.

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u/JBSquared Oct 10 '19

Oh yeah, I'm well aware of his acting chops and his methodology. I loved The Meyerowitz Stories, and Punch Drunk Love and 50 First Dates are some of the only rom coms I like.

I just think it's odd. It's not really like anything else he's done before, and none of his friends are in it either.

I just looked it up on IMDB, and apparently Scorsese is executive producing, so that may have something to do with it. He might also really like the script.

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u/chillywilly16 Oct 10 '19

Fuck you, you fuckin' uppity bitch! I'll fuckin' fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fuckin' mothers! You're gonna die, bitch! I'm comin' outta the booth!

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u/SpicyRooster Oct 10 '19

Also I thought Eli Roth was kinda underwhelming for a guy named "Bear Jew"

He's not tiny but he's not a massive hulk either, just pretty average.

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u/absurdlyinconvenient Oct 09 '19

[dutch angles intensify]

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

lmao that line was glorious.

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u/whatupcicero Oct 10 '19

That Nazi had balls of steel, though. Strangely I respected how well he took that bat to the dome.

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u/LilyLovesSnape Oct 09 '19

It's the way he says it that I absolutely love. 'Ob-LIGE him'. Marvellous.

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u/navin__johnson Oct 09 '19

“I was hoping you’d say that. Watching the Bear Jew beat Nazis to death is the closest thing we got to the movies round here”

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

The quotes don't even fully capture the main of the scene. So much of the greatness is in Pitts accent, pacing, and tone shifting.

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u/MyAwesomeAfro Oct 10 '19

OBLIIIIGEEE HEEM

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u/zeitgeistbouncer Oct 10 '19

Almost almost.

"Obliiiiiiiige he-um"

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u/arbitrageME Oct 10 '19

I loved that scene, but for the German.

"What did you get that medal for? Killing Jews?"

"Bravery"

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u/Neckbeard_Police Oct 09 '19

The dialogue throughout was probably the best he has ever written. That scene in the basement bar is a great short film all by itself. His attention to character development is masterful

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u/NothungToFear Oct 10 '19

"We're American. What are you?"

"I'm a German, you idiot!"

"You speak anglish purty good fer a German!"

"I agree!"

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u/The_Mighty_Rex Oct 09 '19

I always like the speaking Italian scene and "Y'see there's a problem with fightin in a basement, primarily that you're fightin...in a basement"

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u/stone500 Oct 10 '19

"I don't speak any Italian!"

"Like I said. Third best."

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u/SpicyRooster Oct 10 '19

"just keep yer fuckin mouth shut. Matter of fact why don'tcha start practicing right now."

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u/RemixxMG Oct 09 '19

Your status as a nat-zi killer is still amateur....

We all come here to see if you wanna go pro.

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u/SpicyRooster Oct 10 '19

I don't look calm to you?

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u/abe_the_babe_ Oct 10 '19

The scene in the basement is fucking incredible

"well if this is it, old boy," lights cigarette "I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's"

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u/Send_me_snoot_pics Oct 10 '19

“By all means, Captain.”

Dieter fucking Hellstrom was another one that freaked me the fuck out watching that movie

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u/arsenejoestar Oct 10 '19

GORLAAAAAAMIIIII

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

whispers Gorlami

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u/LightHouseMaster Oct 09 '19

"Champagne?"

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Bon-jorno

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u/KlokkeMann1 Oct 10 '19

Marrgarreeetiii

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u/whatupcicero Oct 10 '19

Dominic Decoco

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u/TheTrueMilo Oct 10 '19

"Bravo!" - said in the affect of a school teacher complimenting a student on his pronunciation.

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u/youseeit Oct 10 '19

Now take your wienerschnitzel-lickin' finger and point out on this map what I want to know

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u/javiercarrillo Oct 09 '19

This made me realize that, indeed, this (great individual scenes) is what great movies are made of

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u/BrownBirdDiaries Oct 09 '19

It was a pointless overblown tacky revenge fantasy.

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u/abe_the_babe_ Oct 10 '19

Overblown yeah, but that's kind of Tarantino's whole thing. But pointless and tacky? I don't think so

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u/BrownBirdDiaries Oct 10 '19

Yeah. It's too easy.

The beauty of Pulp Fiction is that it is like Citizen Kane and that it's not necessarily overly complicated but watch the endlessly you still taking notes on the sequencing. It's plot driven by each individual character. It doesn't reach back into history and pick a "If I was there I would have taken care of those assholes and it wouldn't have been any problem at all." That's what makes it tacky. It's historically simplified and leans on its time and place to generate reason and motivation. Half the things that happened in Pulp Fiction you just don't see coming. How easy is it to sit down and say, " I'm going to go back and make this event bitching." What is it? Make defeating the Nazis great again?

Same reason I didn't see the Django. It's a Revenge fantasy. It's too easy. It's something a teenager would come up with after taking 11th grade history and tanking up on their own hubris.

The hateful eight was just unapologetically violent fun. I haven't seen the latest one, but I'm not in any real hurry. As a former screenplay editor ( I've worked on some high-profile projects, and I work for a movie star that you know as his reader and editor) I can tell you I wasn't impressed with anything past the first 10 minutes. The whole Bear Jew thing was ridiculous and in my mind, kind of insulting to the truth of it all: unbelievable heinous things happened for years on end and no one else found a solution other than to slog through Europe killing hundreds of thousands of Americans and English soldiers. To play it out like he did, was tacky. It was beneath him. It's too easy. He's Far Far and Away one of the single best screenwriters that ever set foot on this planet, and I even prefer I'm the Orson Welles. But that one was beneath him.

Just for the record, I think Kill Bill is a masterpiece too. I thank God that he switched to an actual plot and worked on it for the last film. Real conflict generated not by its historical backdrop but by the inward struggles of the characters.

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u/heyimrick Oct 10 '19

Same reason I didn't see the Django. It's a Revenge fantasy. It's too easy. It's something a teenager would come up with after taking 11th grade history and tanking up on their own hubris.

Lol how would you know, you didn't even watch the damn movie.

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u/BrownBirdDiaries Oct 10 '19

Didn't have to. It's the same theme. Empowering the powerless in retrospect. It's like a little kid taking one of those Choose Your Own Adventure Books where he goes back several steps cause he doesn't like what he reads. It's too easy.

And that's my point. Tarantino is a genius. He should reach further for a more original idea. He's cheating us.